there's a title in here somewhere.
@inexorableDeadshot
...imperial triggerman. you probably know the name...
...what would you say if i told you i was there...
...not currently... ...but at some point...
Even if you're lying we'd never know. If you did I hope you had fun
...fun is a stretch... ...i was unfortunately there for work...
......happy maid monday ifg... ...i'm not puttin that shit on you'll just have to picture it in your minds eye...
xx_brb_iamginiming_rn_xx
...have fun...
u ever feel like u lost in life
...every stars-forsaken night in this bitch of a universe...
Noticed there's naut t-o-o--o-o- many trolls left on this platf-o-o-rm that are b-o-o-th \/\/\/\/ithin m'generati-o-o-n or roundab-o-o-uts that age, and that I rec-o-o-gnize.
...i hear getting old does that...
Yer naut l-o-o--o-o-kin' y-o-o-ung or chipper yerself, y'kno\/\/\/\/.
...that was the joke, ol boy...
D-o-o-n't ha\/\/e a great record \/\/\/\/it' those.
...damn musta been sommat in the water when you were comin up... ...so rare to meet funny seadwellers my age...
even weirder to not have been woken up by an obnoxiouss neighbor in the middle of the day. miko keepss winning ✌️
...lucky you...
Let me tell you something. You're pl★ying checkers? Me? I'm pl★ying ★ g★me th★t's more comple⚔ th★n checkers.
...holy shit... ...connect four...
...i never met a limeblood before... ...thought those guys was a myth...
...woah just like that eastern alternian comic series i've never read a single page of...
...i think i'm arogant enough to claim aragorn, son of arathorn, wayward heir to the throne of gondor...
Sylink 8eat you to the punch
...i think we're beyond a no doubles conversation...
...i'm just saying... ...i'm aloof with a secret heart of gold, wicked scary with a bladed weapon, and still manage to look great covered head to toe in dirt...
...maybe I'll make it to fight night this go round... ...not that i'll be fighting but it's an interesting watch...
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ ITS S◕◕◕◕◕ FUN
...i've been before, when zabrak was still hosting... ...i reffed a fight for a friend the last time i went...
"10 likes isnt a lot" imagine bein in a room with 10 twinks who all want you
...it's an underwhelming experience, if we're being totally honest...
2 each their own my dude
...i mean there's nothing wrong with twinks n all but once you get to a certain age, young hairless men just don't have the same draw they did when you were a young less hairless man...
...also once you're at that particular age, young hairless men be lookin at you like you're prime cut and i ain't gonna lie to you, blossom, it's a little unnerving...
it is ∞K right? Right? It is ∞K right? fuck fuck fuck
...you will be fine... ...take time to breathe, and then you'll be able to choose a course of action with a clearer head...
idk idk idk. trying.
...if you are able, fold your arms over your head... ...Raising your shoulders will open your chest and airways, and will make breathing easier... ...then try box breathing for a few minutes... ...inhale to count of four, hold your breath to count of four, exhale for to count of four, hold again. repeat...
⧃ She also brought her large gun into the office to keep it ready. I'm not sure what kind of gun it is. I deal in Air Filters, not guns. The point is it's large, scoped, and if she doesn't have the safety on this may be my last chit because it is pointed right at me through the door while she's out there on her deskhusk.
...rip... ...funny as fuck way to go though...
↘️you will see a post that reads as follows:↘️ ↗️"YOU ARE ALL SO LUCKY THAT I AM NOT MORE HATEFUL, I WOULD UPTURN HIVES AND UNROOT YOU FROM THE GROUND YOUR PEASANT STEPS FALL UPON."↗️ ↘️and then you will peruse your cursor clickprong to their profile↘️ ↗️ONLY TO DISCOVER THEY ARE AN END-OF-LIFE LOWCASTE↗️ ↘️(larping to have the social status of an upper mid of course)↘️ ↗️POSTING BEFORE THEY ENTER THEIR IMPERIALLY MANDATED PROWLERPOINT PRESENTATION ABOUT PROPERLY CLEANING THE GREASE TRAPS.↗️ ↘️for their assignment on planet weakestlink.↘️ ↗️WHERE THEY ARE SURELY GOING TO BE STATIONED UNTIL THEY DIE.↗️ ↘️in less than one sweep.↘️
↘️i am frequently and heavily admonished for it.↘️
...and you don't think "hey maybe i shouldn't do that"?... ...wait nevermind you're into getting yelled at... ...literally no way to get you to not be a castist waste of space huh......
↗️ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR OPINION MATTERS LITTLE TO ME.↗️
...oh i'm fully aware man... ...anyone with views like yours hardly views me as a person nevermind one with opinions... ...but you should probably actually mind your mates opinions...
↘️it has nothing to do with caste.↘️ ↗️I JUST BELIEVE YOU ARE LITERALLY STUPID.↗️
...and what, praytell, has informed this belief, my generally disagreeing with you aside?...
↘️any alleged agent of the imperial army proudly preaching against the very casteism that caused the widespread elimination of your slurry from the genetic pool↘️ ↗️CAN LITERALLY ONLY BE AN IDIOT.↗️
...or i'm way more useful to them alive than i am dead and they know it, and i know it... ...just cuz i gotta be a victim of it don't mean i wanna see anyone else be...
↘️your thinksponge sits in a vast and spacious cavern of emptiness.↘️
...your pusher is a shriveled raisin left in the green sun til it's turned to ash...