Evidet Ozatap
@resplendentCandour
CEO of OZA-TAP. Providing clean air for all of Alternia. P.S. Any legal concerns should be directed to the office of the OZA-TAP Certified Legal Specialists.
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/QNbYWq2X/Untitled253-20260422060011.png #NewProfilePicture "Opportunities don't happen. You create them." ⧂
⧃ Alright. Goodlight. "We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are."
xx_GLIGHT_xx
⧃ I do miss the double taps.
⧃ What impeccable timing.
>> The t¡m¡ng!! ¡ juડt got on1¡ne :)) h¡ my 1ove1y
⧃ Hello, my love. It's good to hear from you.
>> How haડ your n¡ght been? ^ ^
⧃ Quiet. Nothing of note happened. How about yours?
>> Not too bad! Moડt1y juડt try¡ng to get ડtuff done and reડt¡ng My body haડ betrayed me more often 1ate1y, the fat¡gue h¡tડ hard.
⧃ I'm sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself as best as you can. And when you want to, do let me take care of you instead.
⧃ Maybe that is enough trying to remember quotes for tonight, actually.
⧃ "You can only lose what you cling to."
Bars.
⧃ "The will to succeed is important, but what's more important is the will to prepare."
⧃ Not my name, but thank you.
⧃ I'll sit down with a book here soon, I think. Something educational. In the meantime I may make one or two of the chits the people expect from me.
⧃ That last chit cannot be my last chit of the night. Hello, all.
xx_HAI_xx
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⧃ I would like any and all 'Daddys' to stop saying that.
⧃ I hear it everytime he says gurt.
This is different, Wrothe is not daddy.
Whereas, I am daddy.
And Daddy wants his gurt.
⧃ Yes that was implied.
⧃ Daddy is going to get his paycheques cut in half if he keeps this up.
LMAO is that allowed
⧃ I am the boss.
You are also daddy fwiend.
⧃ Two employees have insulted the new office color scheme to my face. There is truly no winning in this world.
⧃ Good gravy, you're one of those. Have you heard of a man named Neeiht? Look him up on here. You two would get along.
⧃ The trolls who talk like that.
⧃ Trolls who talk like they are in a cartoon.
⧃ I cannot say you use silly face and say 'frick' like a cartoon character?
how could they
⧃ The dashboard is far too slow these nights for vagueposting to be effective. Maybe back in Chittr prime, when you had to scroll down thirty seconds to reach one minute ago.
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/vHnJZfb1/image-2026-06-14-132606520.png I hope this is better than the greys from before. I will not be changing my colors again.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. interezting. [END MESSAGE]
⧃ ...Is that good? I did try to make the color scheme better.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz g00d. everything ttiez tt0gether we11. i am juzt n0ting what y0u have decided tt0 rem0ve. [END MESSAGE]
⧃ Right. I removed something because the color clashed too much. That's all.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. y0u a1z0 zwapped 0ut tthe c0rkb0ard. [END MESSAGE]
⧃ Yes. Someone suggested I get motivational posters instead.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i zee. i tthink y0u c0u1d have b0th if y0u wanted. [END MESSAGE]
⧃ Maybe. I'll likely relocate the corkboard to my door.
it llookss. nnicee ᨑ_ᨑ
⧃ Thank you.
⧃ After that relentless lambasting of my office's color scheme last night, perhaps a bit of change really is in order.
ooh. idea. get ideas and or donations from friends and loved ones. spi(e up 7our offi(e, plus make it a monument to the relationships 7ou (are about.
⧃ Having routine again feels nice. Maybe one night Cerner will finally get a vehicle, but for now we continue the same tradition of I drive, and she sprints despite being in absolutely no rush.
⧃ ...Again, for anyone new, this isn't my choice. If I had it my way I would purchase her a vehicle or at least give her a ride. This is just how she is.
⧃ A very beam-centric reading back of the dashboard.
It Is #krissunday. :>
ba(kread beam
⧃ Good dusk. I am exhausted.
⧃ Goodlight.
⧃ Actually, the office can wait. It can close early tonight. I need to be out of this entire building.
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/kgvzyyHb/image-2026-06-13-235824567.png There. I edited the image into what you all seem to want. Is this better. I am going to tag this #substance so the image blurs because it is very bright and saturated.
[OH MY GOD NO PLEA$E GO BA#K TO THE OLD ONE]
=oXO oh wow' That,s so bright'''' it kind of looks like a dream¿ that,s really cool¡ =oXO
=oXO can,t imagine being in there for very long though awawa'''' were people really trying to make you do this¿¿ =oXO
testimony: this one is unironically nicer
MY FUCK1NG EYES PUT 1T BACK PUT 1T BACK
⧃ I will not be bullied into adding more color to my office. You may add color to your own office spaces.
$ne@king In There Without Tripping The $ecurity @nd P@inting The W@77$ When You're Not In There, 7@rk$o'$ Fre@ky Ex $ty7e, Except It$ 7ike @ctu@77y P@int Norm@7 $ty7e
⧃ I want to consider us friends, Joster. Do not take that from me.
@w Now I Fee7 B@d #ofcour$ewerefriend$
⧃ I know. I was being 'silly'. But stay away from my walls with paint.
@7right I'77 $@y @w@y. For Now.
I also liked your picture of that human fellow.
⧃ As do I. He is, as they say, just like me.
⧃ They are lambasting my office space like I submitted it to a Roast of Evidet Ozatap special segment.