

Evidet Ozatap
@resplendentCandour
CEO of OZA-TAP. Providing clean air for all of Alternia. P.S. Any legal concerns should be directed to the office of the OZA-TAP Certified Legal Specialists. ((image credit: @gh0st_bat))

◌ https://i.postimg.cc/QNbYWq2X/Untitled253-20260422060011.png #NewProfilePicture "Opportunities don't happen. You create them." ⧂

⧃ Why in the name of the forty-eight constellations in the sky would a mayor not want fresh filtered air in their glut, I have never understood it. Forgive me for ranting, but this account Is supposed to be my personal account for things like this. Typically in cases like this, they reject OZA-TAP's services because they are more loyal to the Empress than they are to their lungs, but this man was a bronzeblood with an attitude that screamed 'The drones would cull me if they investigated me too thoroughly'. so I see no good reason not to take the offer I made. OZA-TAP is not a fiscally steep investment. Our units are afforable, because the point of all of this is to make Alternia's air safer to breathe, yet he rejected it and said he would rather leave it up to whatever happens. As if I could not tell him what is going to happen. He's going to inhale psionic fuel residue laced into the air and he is going to feel his lungs constrict until they fizzle and implode. And he is going to do it while wearing a belt buckle that weighs at least fifteen pounds.

⧃ Apparently that particular area of the Western Alternia dunes is an independently owned private glut sanctioned by who, as our very unproductive meeting implied, seems to be a man who wishes Troll Clint Eastwood were his lusus. Never have I sat down in a meeting and had someone wearing a moobeast leather vest sitting on the opposite end before.

⧃ I have to kill that guy.

⧃ I do like this badge.

⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/Jz0CbFLg/capsule-616x353.jpg See.

⧃ That badge looks like the video capturing service I use to record and edit impersonal work meetings.

⧃ Another long work night ahead. The Empress had a new factory line developed in the sandglut area near the Western Alternia dunes, and the regularly intense heat even at night means the normal systems in OZA-TAPs are shoddy at best there. We need to improvise a line for that area.

⧃ Good dusk.

⧃ My palmhusk is going away. I'm not touching it until tomorrow. I would say goodlight but that would be dishonest. Terrible light. I'll be finding new friends on Linkedin.

⧃ Pascal is going to have to physically restrain me from calling a hit on Chchow. Kidding. Maybe. What the fuck am I looking at.

⧃ Cerner designed my hive security system. The name of it doesn't matter. It gets the job done.

⧃ Anyway, that movie was good. Very good. I'm ordering us burgers now, thanks to the fast food propaganda of the ending. (They had burgers.)

⧃ This must be how it felt when I first joined Chittr and Casper kept assuming I was going to milkshake duck, or whatever the phrase is. I just see these men and assume they are evil. And unfortunately they always are.

⧃ Maybe the through-line isn't the facial hair. Maybe it is the turtleneck sweaters.

⧃ Sigh. Never fucking mind.

⧃ Pascal did choose a good movie, though. Frankly this particular well-bearded man doesn't actually seem like the bad guy he was made out to be.

⧃ Why are the well dressed men with pristine facial hair in movies always the villain. Does the association always have to be proper facial haircare = the bad guy? Can a good person not purchase beard combs and mustache oil?

⧃ I am visiting Pascal tonight to watch a movie. After a productive but long night of work, it will be a nice way to settle down.

⧃ Seriously?

⧃ Good dusk, all.


















