♣ mediated by @resplendentCandour
WHAT A HORRIBLE FUCKING DAY TO HAVE GANDERBULBS. WHAT AN EVEN MORE HORRIBLE DAY TO BE EVIDET OZATAP, CEO OF OZA-TAP. PROUD BIOLOGICAL MOTHERFATHERGRUB OF A PENISGNOMELING. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT TODAY.
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Some Of You Need To Be Lectured, But That Can Wait Until The Situation Has Been Resolved. Try Not To Pry In The Meantime.
1f anyth1ng th1s should be 1ncreas1ng your sales. go check your numbers r1ght now before serv1ng chchow
~That just means y~Ou wO~n't be able tO~ see what kinda damage c~OntrO~l yO~u have t~O d~O~
(´・ω・`) Ah ah... ♫ (´・ω・`) Even when she isn't around... ♫ (´・ω・`) I can see her in the ads... ♫ (´・ω・`) Maybe this website.. Is "Good". ♫
~Clean lO~w.~ ~Air price.~ ~O~za\tap~ ~#spO~ns~OredpO~st~
-=[microdosing jjoy by having 3 energy drrinks and a cigarette tomatch_☺]=-
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~I dO~n't knO~w h~Ow tO~ install adbl~Ock s~O this is the best I can dO~
@ghu$ghedCardiomyopatghy can you $top cutting and $tabbing your$elf I can $ee you from ghere it$ kinda creepy and weird
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thAt Is nOt vEry gOOd fOr yOU ExEcUtIvE EvIdEt :( mEssIAhs fOrbId yOU bEcOmE sIck frOm sUch strAIn
D --> They will attempt to lie to you but hold STRONG, #moirailmonday does not mean you must comply with any f001ish request they may have for you
A lovely evening, a$ al₩ay$. The air above ha$ that ¢lean, dam₱ quality after rain. The $treet$ have ju$t been rin$ed, and no₩ they almo$t $eem bright. ₩indo₩$ glo₩ from the light$ ₩ithin your little hive$. Refle¢tion$ gather in the gutter$ like loo$e ¢oin$ ju$t ₩aiting to be ¢olle¢ted. It ha$ al₩ay$ intere$ted me to $ee ₩here troll$ end u₱ ₩hen they believe the night belong$ to them. The door$ they favor. The ¢orner$ they ¢ut. The route$ they take t₩i¢e, maybe even three time$, until habit be¢ome$ a little ma₱ they have dra₩n for any ₱atient onlooker$. No judgment, of ¢our$e. Everyone ha$ ₱attern$. Even if it i$ going to that $ame ¢afé, turning out of that little alley, or ₱au$ing beneath the broken $treetlight ₩ith that little glan¢e over the $houlder. ¢harming, really. ₩a$ it a ¢oin¢iden¢e? Maybe you heard an e¢ho. Maybe you felt $ome ganderbulb$. Not to ₩orry. Mo$t thing$ in the dark are only hungry in the general $en$e of the ₱hra$e. The dangerou$ one$, ho₩ever, do tend to get more $₱e¢ifi¢. And if thi$ feel$ addre$$ed to you, I ₩ould en¢ourage you not to run. You ₩ill make a me$$. #$talking #im₱liedhunting #₱aranoia #₱redatoryimagery #vaguethreat #im₱liedviolen¢e #violen¢e
>> ¡ do but ¡'m on a 1ooong 1eaડh.
>> Okay,, peop1e keep 1¡k¡ng the poડt about me not poડt¡ng what ¡ waડ go¡ng to poડt. ¡ ડhou1d juડt poડt ¡t ¡ waડ go¡ng to ડay, ડpeak¡ng ¡nto the vo¡d a 1¡tt1e b¡t here, ¡ th¡nk unfortunate1y ¡ k¡nd of 1¡ke ¡t when peop1e are a 1¡tt1e mean ડomet¡meડ But that comeડ w¡th a d¡ડc1a¡mer that th¡ડ waડn't about a rea1 perડon or anyone on here. 1et me A1ડO add that the perડon haડ to have ડome k¡nd of redeem¡ng qua1¡t¡eડ for ¡t to work 1MFAO They need to be ¡NTEREડT¡NG, or charm¡ng, or ડympathet¡c. Can't juડt be a d¡ck. M¡1d1y #ડuggeડt¡ve #confeડડ¡on #NડFC ડorry Caડper
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@resplendentCandour
INQUIRING MINDS (ME!) WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW AND WHY PASTRIES ARE SO DELISH, THIS APPLE TURNOVER IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MY WIFE RIGHT NOW AND I AM IN THE MOST SCRUMPTIOUS CUCK CHAIR IN THE WORLD, I REALLY NEED TO GET MY TOP SCIENTISTS ON THIS, BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY TOP SCIENTISTS, JUST BOTTOM ONES, HA! THAT'S A JOKE SON, JUST A JOKE, WE ARE A BANKING GROUP WE DO NOT HAVE ANY SCIENTISTS, AND A (VOLUNTARY!!!!!!) POLL POSTED ON OUR WEBSITE IN ORDER TO GET A VAGUE GAUGE ON OFFICE DIVERSITY SEEMED TO IMPLY THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FAIRLY EVEN SPLIT BETWEEN TOPS, VERSES, AND BOTTOMS, WHICH I THINK REALLY HELPS THE WORKPLACE FLOW, I REALLY GENUINELY THINK IT HELPS OUR METAPHORICAL OFFICE DYNAMIC FENG SHUI, YOU KNOW? ANYWAYS I AM GOING TO EAT FOUR MORE OF THESE BITCHING APPLE TURNOVERS. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
>> Before the moment paડડeડ on the feed; th¡ડ one ¡ડ more of a ડcenar¡o ¡'m fond of, be¡ng ¡n e¡ther poડ¡t¡on. Partner A'ડ bu1ge ¡n Partner B'ડ mouth, B on the¡r kneeડ wh¡1e they e¡ther ડtroke themડe1f off or uડe a toy, wh¡1e A'ડ bu1ge f¡11ડ the¡r throat. ¡t'ડ ડo ડ¡mp1e but ¡t'ડ a1wayડ a w¡nner. ^ ^ Opt¡ona11y, Partner B cou1d a1ડo have a toy ¡nડ¡de of themડe1f aડ we11 wh¡1e they do th¡ડ. #nડfw #nડfc #k¡nkડ #daડhboardtrendડ
>> OH FUCK You're ડo r¡ght
Every iteration of Trycks is literally so fun
ok ev1det whatever you say ev1det
tsk tsk tsk, that’s no way to go about behav1ng around the troll who’s just tak1ng p1cs of your s1ck as fuck alt-self
whoa, rude much
Damn they don't even take you seriously as a god when you're more concept/aspect than person anymore. Just cause I STARTED mortal. Smh.
>> grape ડoup grape ડoup #a1wayડremember #towaડhyour #fru¡tડandvegetab1eડ #beforeyoueatthem
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look⚡︎ like fun, chow :)
... it didnt even occur to me that i might ⚡︎ee her here i ⚡︎hould have ⚡︎ome re⚡︎traint
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one of the be⚡︎t part⚡︎ of walking alternia proper again? the food and you might ⚡︎ay, "kali, gho⚡︎t⚡︎ don't have to eat!" and to that i ⚡︎ay loaded nacho⚡︎ :)
[⚙︎ This is the most respectab|e I've seen you |ook. ⚙︎]
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
I Can't Wait To " Eat Shit " At The Skatepark Again. #hopitalparttwo
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If That's Who I Think It Is, Not Even The Mothergrub Could Keep Me In This Hospital Slab.
~Yuh huh~
~#uhhuh~
I could be a clown if I really put my heart to it
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lmfaooo is that me getting shit talked wow
:33< #daddyposting #dashwatching :33< ??????
#imwiththem
daddy is many caegars richer now
He has been lying t(x) y(x)u all. x)
Alch(x)l d(x)esn't suit him.
It's me. x)
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(V)(',,')(V) do ℧ wanna be my goonie br℧h ℧ my homie wit good opiniones ℧ a goonie
It will be used to prove a point at a later time in my life. Don't worry about it, Bossman.
when you get a little too important at "work" (being on chittr)
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ How quickly we allow ourselves to get comfortable ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Sometimes it is not a malevolent force that places the wool over your eyes. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ They need only exploit it. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
~I shO~uld pick up an instrument~
/ca𝐋𝐋 u cigar the way u got smoked
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~Y~Ou lO~Ok like y~Ou need t~O hit the c~Old medicine man~
🜏 iim sorrrry. iim,iim sorrrry ii shouldn♱ laugh ♅
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This one is going into the scrapbook under "things that didn't help the tummy hurtening"
See I was looking at the picture and I thought "oh this is cool," then I saw your comment and my tummy hurted again.
₱lay me a tune, ₱iani$t.
Don't I kno₩ it, ¢hum.
There ha$ been a flu$h little tide of intere$t rolling in lately. ₱retty fa¢e$, $trong hand$, odd talent$, old debt, ne₩ debt, and t₩in$ ₩ith the kind of ¢onfiden¢e u$ually re$erved for heir$ and unloaded ₱i$tol$. Offer$ have been made. Not em₱loyment, of ¢our$e. That'$ an ugly ₩ord ₩ith too many la₩yer$ hanging from it. Let'$ ¢all them arrangement$. A mutually ¢ivil under$tanding bet₩een my$elf and tho$e ₩ho find them$elve$ in need of dire¢tion, ₱atronage, or a room ₩here their talent$ may be a₱₱re¢iated before they are ₩a$ted by $omeone ₩ith le$$ imagination. On that note. My ₩eekly ₱rivate game remain$ o₱en to gentlefolk of mean$, lineage, in$uffi¢ient $elf-₱re$ervation, or entertaining de$₱eration. Buy-in thi$ ₩eek i$: ₦1,000,000 ¢aegar$ or one authenti¢ated noble heirloom of ₱re-¢onde$¢en$ion origin or a favor I am not yet obliged to name. No marker$ under fifty thou$and. No ¢rying before the river. No dueling in the ante¢hamber unle$$ both ₱artie$ have ₱aid ¢orkage. Bring your lu¢k. I do enjoy $eeing ho₩ far it'll get you. High $take$. No rake.
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The more you ba¢k feather₩eight$, the ea$ier it i$ for your em₱ire to ¢rumble.
>> Peop1e (ડ¡ngu1ar) uડ¡ng my own fuck¡ng (Hate) doub1e tap aga¡nડt me AND do¡ng ¡t correct1y 1¡tera11y ev¡1 beyond wordડ
>> Everyone, @gjengangerડTrep¡dat¡on ¡ડ try¡ng to conv¡nce me to hurt myડe1f.
>> ¡ 1¡tera11y ડa¡d that ¡ fuck¡ng hate you
↗️CAN SOME OF YOU BE MORE ASHAMED IN YOUR HOBBIES.↗️ ↘️it is always something about yaoi with you people, because you are unable to dress up the little things.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALWAYS, WHEN CAN I READ ABOUT TWO MEN KISSING, WHEN CAN I READ ABOUT TWO MEN KISSING.↗️ ↘️and never↘️ ↗️WHEN CAN I ENGAGE IN THE ECLECTIC LITERATURES PROVIDED TO ME BY THE BELOVED OFFICE NOMENCLATURE EVALUATED READINGS PROGRAM.↗️ ↘️alternatively known as↘️ ↗️THE B.O.N.E.R PROGRAM.↗️ ↘️#suggestive.↘️
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Have You Ever Seen Someone Drink Flavored Milk Mixed With Flavored Heavy Cream? I Have. Why. #ifyouaregoingtoorderthis #donotorderanything
CROSS EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! honestly i don't actually carenthat much especially anymore but - this won't shock you - it is about the principle of the thing
Off Topic. I Would Never Say I Evaded Drone Season Because That Is A Crime I Could Be Culled For. I Am However Asking How Long Chemoanon Stays In The Blood. And Whether Or Not Drinking It Takes Sweeps Off Of Your Life Because Of The Lead. Only Because I Am Curious Suddenly. #suggestive #violence
I Am Not Even Attracted To The Mountain, I Am Still Honed In On One Specific Troll. I Am Simply Doing This For " The Love Of The Game ". #suggestive #positive #nsfc
Apologizing Will Not Save You Now.
It Was About You. Your " Joke " Is Now Immortalized In My Banner.
Evidet Will Rue The Night He Decided To " Pull That " Shit.
HEHEHE maybe ¡'d have to take up a new 1¡feડty1e to match the aeડthet¡c
#IReallyHateThinkingAboutThisStuff #But #AsIUnderstand #HesFromAnAlternateUniverse? #OrAlternateTimeline? #IDontKnow #HesFromBeforus #WhichSeemsLikeItsALotDifferentThanAlternia #HenceHisUhh #ChangesFromYou
Usually I Am Very Composed When I Write My #nsfw #nsfc Posts, But My Fingers Were Stumbling On My Keyboard This Time. Composed Is Not The Word I Would Use Right Now.
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He 7ive$!
>> Oh, honey. What ¡ડ th¡ડ. 1o1
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- Evidet Oz@t@p, Ceo @nd Founder Of Oz@-t@p, Gettting E7ectrocuted
Y-o-o-u are s-o-o- -o-o-ld man c-o-o-ded this is awes-o-o-me.
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You'll Never Scale My Insurmountable Kult With A Few Hates. I'm Making A " Rod " Post Next.
You Would Look Good In A Swimsuit, Though. What A Shame.
>> Where ¡ડ my dog chow Wtf ¡ડ th¡ડ wor1d
@resplendentCandour You fought bravely https://64.media.tumblr.com/12999a1a4c90cee5cfd6b4b339f5e2e4/38e9e5107406ea3d-fb/s2048x3072/191cafa88ddca4e3f7b166428eace455dda522d7.png
#thebowiebulge
How Do We Feel About Someone Taking Their Fingers Out Of Your Nook And Then Licking Your Slurry Off Of Them. I Have Thoughts. #nsfw #nsfc
Concept, You've Lead Me Down To My Knees In Front Of My Mirror By The Back Of My Neck And You Use Your Knees To Spread Mine Further Apart To Accommodate You. Your Other Hand Grips My Jaw So I Am Forced To Watch As Your Bulge Slides Between Thighs, Nestling Against My Nook And Wrapping Around My Own. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit credit To @horneduponmain For The Idea. :>
Oh, You Don't. But You Will. :>
I Must Leave For My Stupid ( Wonderful ) Job That I Hate ( Love ) So Much. Here. #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/1pmevqiibtlhbjrxovqvvh?si=43ca3a00322e4906
Reading Troll Kurt Vonnegut Just To Feel Something ( Visceral Discomfort With The Self ).
If You / Do / Manage To Restrain Me However, Think Outside Of The Box. Do You Want To Stuff Your Bulge Inside Of Me Right Away ( Boring ), Or Do You Want To Finger Me Until I Cry ( Inspired )? The Bulge Stuffing Can Come Later, It Is Always Better When I'm Overstimulated. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit
The Likelihood Of You Binding Me Is Lower Than You Think. In Reality I Am Much More Likely To Tie You Up So You Can Watch Your Bulge Move Inside Of Me, Helpless To Move While I Tease You. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
I May Not Be Able To Undo The Buttons Of Your Shirt With My Arms Bound, But I Guarantee You I Can Get Your Zipper Undone Just Fine. If I Have To Rip Off The Button On Your Pants With My Teeth, I Can Always Sew It Back On Later. :> #suggestive #nsfc
to be honest if i got kidnapped ion even think i would care that MMuch as long as they fed MMe n got MMe workout equipMMent n let MMe see MMy friends n…aight MMaybe i would care neverMMind
Rankmaid if you post ♣️ cuck chair scenarios you better @ me lmao
But Casper says something a little #risque and the whole world goes "mediate" or whatever the Jonker said.
>> food t¡me aga¡n what w¡11 ¡t be m¡crowaved tama1eડ? aga¡n? ¡ am except¡ona11y creat¡ve and cunn¡ng.
>> garbage d¡ડpoડa1 (affect¡onate)
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꒰ঌ Slacking and eating #DONUTS ໒꒱
Good gravy, that's intense.
Concept, We Are Out And I Have Been Teasing You All Night; Brushing Up Against You, Whispering Into Your Ear, Grazing My Fingers Over The Back Of Your Neck. Despite This, We Have Both Managed To Keep A Reasonable Amount Of Composure. Finally We Are Heading Down To The Scuttlebuggy In The Elevation Box And I Am All Over You Like Sweet Syrup Stuck To A Dish, You Have Me Gasping Into Your Mouth And Tugging You In By The Belt Loops Of Your Pants To Drag You Closer. Suddenly I Pull Away As I Notice Our Floor Approaching And I Push You Back Smugly By Your Chest... But The Door Does Not Open. We Are Stuck Just A Half Floor Away. I'm Disheveled And Still Catching My Breath As I Look Up At You. Your Hand Fists Tight In My Hair. You Finish What I Started. #nsfw #nsfc #exhibitionism
I Am Not Dead. #positive
[ A Chopped Up Portion Of His Coordinates Exists Here ]
>> Wou1d you guyડ ડt¡11 1ove me ¡f ¡ dreડડed 1¡ke th¡ડ a11 the t¡me (My art¡ડt¡c repreડentat¡on of eventડ) ડ1¡ght #nડfw ma¡n1y for the 1aડt ડ1¡de, but ¡ ડwear ¡t'ડ tame 1mfao #h¡meropoડt¡ng #graph¡ctડh¡rtડ ((ooc: ડh¡rt deડ¡gnડ are from TeenHeartડ, ¡ forgot ¡ waડ gonna add that on here ડomewhere. ડome of theડe are a1ડo at Hot Top¡c or ડpencer’ડ)) httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/ડadgay.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/ડ1ut.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/rodeo.png
You’re listening to… Got a great request from listener @consequentlyOblique comin' up here. Remember, folks, you think you've seen the sun, but you ain't seen it shine. Here's, "The Best is Yet To Come". …Midnight City Jazz!
#tonguethehomiestuesday #nsfw
>> A1r¡ght, here'ડ what ¡'ve poડted of the b1ue ડo far, and a new p¡cture from beh¡nd. :P ¡f you're cur¡ouડ what e1ડe ¡'ve put out there (¡nc1ud¡ng more revea1¡ng photoડ), ¡'ve tr¡ed tagg¡ng ¡t a11 #h¡merop¡cડ ! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/¡w¡11f¡na11ypoડttheaડડp¡c¡gueડડ.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡meroth¡ghડ.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡merobe11yout.png #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #h¡merop¡cડ
* Attached Is A Video Of Larkso Flush In The Face, Kneeling, And Panting Audibly, Sharply In A Way That Clearly Isn't Played Up Just For The Camera As He Turns His Gaze Away. The Embarrassed Expression On His Face Reads As If He's Never Been On Camera Before Even Though He's Well Practiced In This Art Form. One Of His Hands Come Up To Cover His Mouth As The Other Tucks Between His Thighs, The Purring Rumbling Out Of His Chest Only Occasionally Interrupted By A Muffled Whine Until His Hips Buck And His Hand Falls From His Mouth To The Floor Behind Himself. Tears Just Barely Prick At The Corners Of His Eyes As He Screws Them Shut And His Own Fangs Dig Into His Lower Lip, But Just As He Opens His Mouth Again The Video Cuts. * #nsfw #explicit #nsfc
>> Any p¡ctureડ of me ¡ put out on here w¡11 be on #h¡merop¡cડ for thoડe cur¡ouડ. ^ ^ And th¡ડ ¡ડ the other photo ¡ prom¡ડed~ ¡ am gett¡ng a b¡t 1eડડ ડhy about poડt¡ng, but ડee¡ng everyone'ડ commentડ ¡ડ ડt¡11 mak¡ng my puડher race... Ahaha #nડfw #nડfc #h¡merop¡cડ #ડe1f¡e #bu1ge httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡merobu1geaga¡n.png
>> y'a11 have got me burn¡ng up over here wjwhqkjwj haha ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡ ought to put th¡ડ one out there too then,,, (๑•﹏•) Here ¡ડ the rea1 th¡ng!! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/H¡meroBu1geOut.png #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #bu1gep¡c #ડe1f¡e #aaaaaaaa #h¡merop¡cડ And @naughtyTechn¡c¡an aડ you requeડted to be not¡f¡ed ahaha
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
>> ¡ backed out of poડt¡ng th¡ડ ear1¡er but ¡ fee1 1¡ke there'ડ enough freakડ on to1¡ght to juડt¡fy ¡t ¡ th¡nk, 1¡ke, on a ડp¡r¡tua1 1eve1 what ¡ rea11y need ¡ડ for ડomeone to ડedate me 1¡ke a barkbeaડt and then put me ¡n a cupe at the¡r feet and feed me ડnackડ and treatડ ¡'m probab1y not ડuppoડed to eat oh and obv¡ouડ1y pet my head And ¡ mean 1¡ke, the anx¡ety peanut butter they g¡ve barkbeaડtડ dur¡ng f¡reworkડ, not a fuck¡ng tranq 1mfao #th¡ડ¡ડntevenડexua1honeડt1y #¡juડtth¡nk¡twou1dbecomfort¡ng #ડubડtance #nડfw
Concept, I've Overstepped And You Decide I Have To Atone By Begging For Sweet Forgiveness. Tears In My Ganderbulbs I Crawl Towards You On Hand And Knee And Rest My Head Between Your Thighs To Look Up At You As If You've Hung The Moon For Me And I Have Scorned You. Despite My Desperate Pleas For Forgiveness You Decide It's Not Enough And Direct Me Towards The Button Of Your Pants. #nsfwe? #justincase
@controversialMilk #nsfw #bulgerating You are a hard troll to read. But I did it. Please, correct me if I'm wrong! I am working across timespace here. Your sheathe currently smells of a soft detergent due to your drawers. Its own #scent is a bit hard to makeout as a result. But I'm getting hints of green apple with a tang! Your #taste is... a classic. Almost that of your standard fleshtone taste many attribute but there is a small bit of bitter sweat to it. Hhh. And, uhm, your secretions are actually olive despite your lime status! Drink more water. Unique features are sparce, but that isn't anything to be upset about! You're dense! If you were to get a good rhythm you'd make any troll fill their tubs! Strength: 8 out of 10! You can certainly hit above your weight class. Pliability: 3 out of 10. Not your fault! Some trolls like it a bit stiffer anyway. Length: 6 out of 10. Perfectly suitable, of course. Girth: 7 out of 10! A very strong base, and it kind of hits like a club! X-Factor: 0? This is a wildcard stat. I can't see anything unique because it's sheathed... I mean. The density isn't enough to be unique here... So there you have it. A sturdy lime tree! Thanks...
Concept, You're Working From Hive In Your Very Important Home Office Chair And I'm Touching You Up From Behind Beneath Your Shirt While You're In A Meeting. Your Camera Is Off But Your Mic Is On So You Have To Be Careful, Especially When I Drag My Tongue Up The Side Of Your Neck. #nsfw
oh god. it's fUckIng frIdAy AgaIn. i don't think im AblE to do all that AgaIn. nEEd to lIkE, rEcovEr from my InjuriEs and shit. i AlreAdy had the UltimatE frIdAy last wIpE.
>>>(Fishing) is like business >>>(Sit) back and let the offers come to (You) >>>(Opportunities) present (Themselves) to (Those) (Who) observe >>>(Arrows) diagonal, up and down #Skinwalking
Oh, gosh, is-- um-- kissin' bulge hot...? Jus' curious since it jus' came t'me @_@ #nsfw
O-> I So+metimes Wish I Co+uld Enjo+y Mo+re Diverse Fo+o+ds... But, I'll Stand Fo+r Being Able To+ Co+o+k At Least. O-> Lo+o+k At Me, Mo+mentarily Vulnerable 🤭
O-> Awfo+ally Mi%ed Reactio+ns There, Sir 🤭
O-> Admittedly Maybe I Am Interested In Meeting A Few New Fello+ws...