Kryqus "8D" Xyllem
@naughtyTechnician
Chittr's favoorite indigoocel. @consequentlyOblique's pookiewookie thugmaster. @gabardineCrescendo's degenerate tooenibbler. @fellatedEdge's poony Pfp by www.furaffinity.net/user/lemonflr
-- [ Show Dialoglog ] -- KRYQUS: And why doo yoou even like that booring oold film? KARDAR: >0+ BORING? DO YOU ACtUALLY tHINK A FILM tHAt COMPLEtELY CHANGED OUR PERCEPtION OF CINEMA IS BORING? KRYQUS: I’m noot saying it’s bad it’s just that it gooes oon foor three bloooody hoours and noothing even gooes “bang” in that time KARDAR: >0+ MAYBE IF YOU WERE tO ENGAGE WItH REAL ARt, RAtHER tHAN BURNING tHROUGH WHAt’S LEFt OF YOUR BRAIN WHILE SIttING IN CHIttR WAtCHING FOUR-SECOND VIDEOS, WHICH ARE PACKED WItH AS MUCH ACtION AS POSSIBLE, tHEN YOU WOULDN’t BE DEMANDING tHAt EVERY FILM YOU WAtCH tO BE FULL OF UNNECESSARY SPECIAL EFFECtS AND EXPLOSIONS. KRYQUS: Too be hoonest I’m just noot in the mooood foor serioous movies right noow KRYQUS: I’d much rather watch Giant Alien Rooboots Disguised as Vehicles Arrive- KARDAR: >0+ WHAt A tRASHY MOVIE. KRYQUS: I doon’t want too think aboout anything serioous right noow KARDAR: >0+ WELL, LIFE ISN’t ALL ABOUt ENtERtAINMENt, XYLLEM. KARDAR: >0+ It JUSt SO HAPPENS tHAt WE’RE NOW UP tO OUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOtS IN tHIS MESS, AND WE’VE GOt tO DEAL WItH It. KARDAR: >0+ SO YOU’D BEttER StARt tAKING tHIS MORE SERIOUSLY. KRYQUS: Doon’t yoou ever feel like yoou want a break froom all this coonstant stress? KRYQUS: It feels like there’s a moountain oon my chest KRYQUS: Ever since Zebradad died KRYQUS: It’s noot getting any better KRYQUS: Every night it’s as if i’m sinking deeper and deeper intoo a vat oof shit KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t SEE tHE POINt IN LOSING HEARt UNtIL It’S ALL OVER. KARDAR: >0+ EVERY SOLDIER MUSt BEAR HIS BURDEN WItH HIS HEAD HELD HIGH. KRYQUS: Since when have yoou becoome soo KRYQUS: Uplifting oor soomething KARDAR: >0+ DON’t MIStAKE MILItARY HONOUR FOR WEAKNESS. KARDAR: >0+ I’M tELLING YOU tHIS NOt SO YOU CAN WIPE YOUR SNOt ON YOUR FISt, BUt SO YOU StOP WHINING. KRYQUS: Soometimes it’s ookay too have a bit oof a mooan KARDAR: >0+ It'S IRRAtIONAL. KRYQUS: I’m sure yoou want too get everything ooff yoour chest toooo KRYQUS: We’ve all loost soo much KRYQUS: And noo matter hoow much yoou try too distance yoourself yoou’re still part oof oour crew KRYQUS: Doon’t yoou miss yoour hive oor Zetiry KARDAR: >0+ tHE HIVE WAS NEVER A HOME tO ME ANYWAY. KARDAR: >0+ JUSt A SHELtER WHERE I COULD HIDE FROM DRONES AND PEOPLE. KARDAR: >0+ LIKE YOU. KRYQUS: Soo yoou knoow the difference between a shelter and a hoome KRYQUS: Soo KRYQUS: Yoou have a desire foor care and loove and KARDAR: >0+ DON’t FILL MY HEAD WItH tHIS CRAP. KARDAR: >0+ “HOME IS WHERE YOU BELONG” – It’S JUSt A CLICHÉ FROM OLD FILMS. KARDAR: >0+ I DON’t KNOW WHY I SAID tHAt. KARDAR: >0+ BUt VERDER KNEW WHAt HE WAS GEttING HIMSELF INtO. KARDAR: >0+ HE DECIDED FOR HIMSELF tHAt HE WAS DOOMED tO DIE AND, It SEEMS, DID EVERYtHING POSSIBLE tO MAKE It HAPPEN. KRYQUS: I’d like too change that KRYQUS: I miss his eccentric wisdoom KARDAR: >0+ I CAN UNDERStAND tHAt. KARDAR: >0+ BUt EVERYtHING tHAt HAPPENED tO HIM WAS HIS OWN CHOICE. KARDAR: >0+ WE’RE NOt HIS CUStODIAN, tO WAG OUR PRONG At HIM AND FORBID HIM FROM DOING ANYtHING. KARDAR: >0+ EVEN IF It’S A MAttER OF LIFE AND DEAtH. KRYQUS: What if i died KRYQUS: Or Rakhni KARDAR: >0+ ARE YOU PUttING YOURSELF ON tHE SAME LEVEL AS HER? KRYQUS: I reckoon the three oof us are already cloose enoough KRYQUS: And oour relatioonships aren't any different too each oother KRYQUS: I mean she and i are oone and the same too yoou KRYQUS: And yoou twoo are oone and the same too me KRYQUS: In a gooood way https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/panel1.gif
When soomeoone threatens me i start quivering like a newboorn fooal and it usually gets me oout oof troouble
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I grew up oon a little farm and every night they woould spray me with dirty coold water and call me a dirty dirty nasty booy and laugh at me
did you feel all nice and clean afterwards?
Noo i felt neglected and abused
oh, pony...
II'm sorry this happened two you Kryqus.
ⓘts s໑ sad t໑ hear they f໑rced y໑u t໑ take a sh໑wer
Ooh hey man have yoou calmed doown after yoou goot mad at me oout oof noowhere
Yoou started this i was playing aloong
Noo sadly had too burn it doown afterwards
Happy weekly fat booy friday @coonsequentlyOoblique
thanks man
mandity is my veritythona and they look like the 🤑 emoji becauthe im on the grind
Fire chitt
'eres a sayin to rememba if urve been 'avin a roguhgtime: ITS NAUT about 'ow 'hard you fall, itsabout how 'ard u are when u get up save dis if u need dis to remind urself of dis or send it to a frend dats not been v hard lately
Noot too wookepoost but anyoone whoo says loowbloooods can't doo art is oon lethal amoounts oof coopium i've coommissiooned them hundreds oof times and let me tell yoou that shit beloongs in a museum gallery right next too knoown highbloooods
correct based and true
Hardly woke. Is there not merit in art in every precious form? Folk or fine.
I knoow right? Doon't knoow why is it such a coontrooversial oopinioon at least amoongst my oown caste 8/
They say suffering inspires great art~! It would only make sense that lowbloods would be able to translate their unfortunate circumstance into something beau~tiful~.
Noot exactly what i had in mind but yeah sure
Hoow are we suppoosed too carve oour initials in a cute little <3< oon a tree if oour names start with the same letter 8/
just do it aniewaie and argue about whose name is the bigger letter
Hoold oon that's a fire idea
i do be havin those sometimes
It's bad yeah i knoow but hey @coonsequentlyOoblique <>
Awww!!! How precious! 💛💛💛 You two are so cute.
⦓ Aw, how lovely! ⦔
OMGGGG HIS FURSONA IS SO CUTE WAITTT what animal is it !! !! !!
He said he wants it too be a grizzlybeast
YESSSSS YOU NAILED IT THAT'S WHAT I THOGUHT IT WASSSS
i love you, man.
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I'm gooing throough improovised military training run by self-prooclaimed amateur Cerulean Leader Beasttamer Prince oof Blooood General Mazyar and i can't stoop crying this is literally animal abuse and the animal in questioon is me oone oout oof ten
:( <3 At least you're getting stronger! Maybe.
It's noot even sexy!!!!
Soo yoou're telling me i'm noot sexy as i am right noow. Pusherbreaking
There are tears falling doown my face Xandra
*Foor the recoord* i am noot infertile oor castrated At least foor noow
8=l < "For now" incites concern
Damn, the crook ended up slapping his shit clean off...
Oomg i'll never get a descendant noow 8[
Theooretically yes but i cannoot even begin too imagine what we'd need too coombine in oorder too get a moothergrub
A MOM AND A GRUB?
WHERE doo i get a moom let aloone a grub
USE THE CREATING THING TO INVENT TROLL PREGNANCY. BOOM, TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE.
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Hmmmmm........
If yoou dared too say that too any highblooood oother than me yoou'd be ripped too shreds broo
Woow yoou dare too assume vioolet edgeloord dooesn't have an awesoome super cooool ancestoor? Are yoou nuts
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When they are mean too Phuntr Guynax oon Chittr doot ing
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Soometimes
Soometimes even me
Stoop talking like my dad broo?
Much better
Ranking my mutuals by hoow i'd feel aboout kissing them
Casper number one
Drop the ranking.
Proobably hesitate a little
Intimidated
h-hey um.. *looks at notes* did you, um, f-fall from uh, from h-heaven... *shuffles through notes* b-because you have t-the face of an... an... *a comedic gust of wind knocks the notes from my hands* NO!!! GOD NO!!! sorry i... you'RE just so pretty i... i'M sorry...
You got it bro2ki! Dont worry about it b3in p3rf3ct it ju2t gotta b3 confid3nt Ladi32 and g3ntl3m3n lov3 a goofy moth3rfuck3r
// on vacay till september and chittr is genuinely the only site that doesn't work for me. apologies to all kryqusheads for interactions i've missed
It's funny hoow peoople oon here swear they loove me yet my dms are quiet. Curioous...
A fine accord of vetiver, bergamot, and white muſk? I can’t ſee how you’d miſs it. I ſimply wiſh to ſee the exotic zebra as if this were a petting zoo, ſans poſt petting ſlaughter.
Doon't talk aboout my dad like that...?
Ahahaha! Yes I do remember that night, what fun we had at the academy! So what have you been up to? You git, you!
Oh heavens, no! Why did you not contact me ſooner? If only I had been there! Well, I am glad you are alright, my good ſir. What prepoſterous ſituations you ſo often find yourſelf in.
Dad dooes he boother yoou
https://files.catbox.moe/9fjt03.PNG I can't tell if i should feel complimented or threatened. You're more then welcomed to give it a try, i wouldn't mind finding out if could make a half court shot..
Everytime a girl gets sick oof a little cute boow oon her panties and cuts it ooff i add oone too my oown underwear
what’s the (ount at this point?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF ROOM?
?? Do you, like, collect them from the women? Fuckin creep
I think yoou just wanted an excuse too call me a creep
Get moore underwear
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nature is healing
Please there was never a time when yoou replied too me and wasn't a hater
BREAKING NEWS: @coonsequentlyOoblique loost in Woorld oof Grubcraft Classic Hardcoore oon level 4
i'M just kidding but do NOT piss me off pony
keep in mind every run we do kryqus plays some kind of ranged character (with no healing) and i am always the tank
THAT’S FUCKED UP.
isn'T it?
Secoond time soomeoone threatens too break up with me oover Chittr poost
second...?
I tank irl
Yeah Kardar beat yoou too it
if you died tanking for me irl i would not make a post saying kryqus xyllem has died at level 10
Yoou shoould that'd be funny as fuck
Why are indigoo guys are always either jacked nooookkiller 9000 oor the moost pathetic thing in existence is there anyoone whoo dooesn't fit the stereootypes we need diversity
8=l < Apologies
I have never seen yoou in my life it's hard too judge
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I’M A SECRET THIRD THING.
Yoou're clooser too pathetic
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN. THERE’S NOT A PATHETIC BONE IN MY BODY.
Jacked nooook killers doon't get an invite too Team Chud
I SAID I’M A THIRD THING NOT A JACKED NOOK KILLER.
Noo way too proove
MY LIFESTYLE IS THE PROOF IN THE PUDDING.