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another confession from an anonymous source, it reads: i just really do not fuck with troll hatsune miku'S music. sounds like pure fucking shit and drivel to me. ew. i understand why this is anonymous because the timeline would fucking cull you. send me more confessions that would get you culled in DMs #phuntconfessions
iidk who you aare but ii caan tell from your pfp thaat you desserved iit
don'T like this but unfortunately? relateable
its a joke srsly tho im tired of gettin notifs from this
YEAH
￣\ not now pony, daddy's thinking about robots with big ass /￣
in other words i shoild die
can i can chatter into your box
JEALOUZ BITCH
MY WHOLE BODY. HURTZ OWOWWOWOWOWOW OW OW OW WORTH IT THO
AH-HAH ZO IT IZ ABOUT HIM!!!! I KNEW IT #KRYDARCONFIRMED???
am i a lips guy? is that a thing?
>O+ EVERYONE FROM MY tEAM, tHIS IS OUR CURRENt ENtRY ORDER, PLEASE PAY AttENtION. @AMARANtHINEtHREAD @REBELINtELLIGENCE @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN @MANEAtERPOStMARK
kryqus am sorrryyyy i didnyt mean ittttttt 8888( 8888'(
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so hungry i cud eat a hoofbeast
Should I refer to that cerulean blood you almost dated, or perhaps, Himero, or perhaps the others? I have far more than this. I am simply summarizing a card in my hand than showing the full stack.
Kryqus, a classic of Chittr Vintage, you are a Chittr Gold user, amateur digital artist, aspiring web-designer, Team Chud member, and “Chittr’s favorite indigoocel.” He has a strong audience: 36,602 Kult, 40,606 Kull, 126 followers, and 114 following. His profile is built around being visually creative, sexually messy, socially overexposed, and very aware that people are watching him. Your public persona is that of a highblood artist who acts cocky, but your pattern of posting is actually flirtatious, reactive, and far more socially porous than you'd ever admit. Core traits: Artist first, nuisance second, emotional hazard third. Uses hornyposting, yaoi/yuri jokes, and public flirtation as social currency. Performs confidence but frequently needs reassurance. Easily baited by romantic/sexual attention, especially when framed as fandom. Skilled at turning interpersonal tension into art or a public bit. You do well when your posts focus on you as a spectacle. Your high-engagement material includes subverting trends, your art, and turning your socila nad sexual embarrassment into public entertainment. You also have your Kryqus Confessions format. It works because it lets you pretend to be in control of the crowd fascinated with you while still feeding it directly. Relationship to Phuntr: You have the central Team Chud tension and comedy dynamic. Phuntr treats you as a friend, a rival, and a highblood asset. You have enough art and social capital that Phuntr explicitly complains about you using your 'Highblooded Privilege' (art) to smooth over beef. Relationship to Tekras: Tekras seems to want your attention in a possessive, bit-committed way, preferring when you draw him and objecting to when you post art about yourself or others. You play along with this irritation with a vaguely flirtatious hostility. Weaknesses / pressure points: Kryqus, you are vulnerable to being ignored, misread, or made to feel the crowd wants 'Kryqus' more than they actually want you. You enjoy the attention but crumble when there's too much of it. You use art to regain control, but your posts show you are easily derailed by romantic confusion, perceived rejection, and your precious bits being interrupted. In summary, you are an artist with the unfortunate gift of your personal crises being extremely marketable.
to get bitches i tink
ok great so kryqus uses his highblooded privilege (art) to squash his beef with laulum and now I'M the one who'S going to get all the hate alright man
￣\ thats what my momma said when it made me @singularityManifest hi do you remember me your son /￣
i don'T want to fuck you
hate this post if u like me as a ffriend or otherwise im tryna see smth
The first one looks like a condom strapped to your eye. The second one? That's just str8 heat.
HOW THE PALMHUZK FELT:
CUDDLING WITH HIZ CORPZE, LIKE I WOULDVE WIZHED TO DO WHEN HE WAZ ZTILL ALIVE... #RAIDINGKANAKAZHIVE
₍^. .^₎⟆ Rubs my fat fuck!n belly꠹
it is insane that this is what you thought was happening here but rest easy
- @naughtytechnician
NGH
BREAKING NEWS: Hoofbeast/horses discovered to not be real! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
>> Kryquડ ¡dk about that
> ...I suppose the username I picked at random isn't inaccurate. Because not only can I not sleep, but I'm alsso. Feelign things again. Guh. > Like a fire it burns. I think I am just going to. Lay in bed and try to ignore it this time. Lest I embarrass myself again > #nsfw #girlbulge? #yeahthatsrelevant
i started full speed racing the car towards the nearest tree after this screaming LET ME HAVE A BITE!!!
I MITE ACTUAKYL,Y DO IT TGIZ TIME
▲thinking about leading some girl on till she sends me nudes and laughing at her just to feel something▼ ▲we've all got our coping mechanisms i guess▼ #nsfw
>> Why are you a1wayડ 1¡ke th¡ડ (〒﹏〒)
#pourabeeroutonyourcrotchchallenge
just sitting here. beer #pouredout you'LL never guess where. #mycrotch. why haven'T you done it yet? are you not cool enough? to #pourabeeroutonyourcrotch for a #challenge?
>>| .i'm sorry for what .i'm .about to do. крякус.
thank you, o dark one...
~Hnn~
in honor of #fatboyfriday here'S a photo of me from, like, a sweep ago. some faqs: how did you take this: palm husk lifted with my psionics after i was trying to video something cool and passed out on mindhoney why aren'T you this fat anymore: i had a period where i did not eat much and lost a little weight. remember when you make fun of me for being fat i could always be fatter can i touch you: probably not are you sponsored by subway: i fucking wish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1d283885e2a.png
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↗️I HAVE NOT ONLY STOLEN YOUR POST BUT ALSO GOTTEN MORE REACTS ON IT, FARMING MY OWN NUMBERS.↗️
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < How t'WRITE KISSIN!!!! (Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ💦) < Well settle in now, bless yer pumperfelt soul, ewe got the barest bones of a moment here...and that's worth recognizin'!!! Two souls findin' each other in the space between pumperstrikes. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I love it!!! I friggin' love it!!! This is the perfect parchment t'start pennin' yer adventerror, cartographers WISH they had a map this good t'topographically tip th'hat of where t'go and what to cover next!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But honey, we ain't just plantin' expired seed here, we're growin' a whole garden of feels. ALL the feels. Y'gotta feel 'em. Get a real feel FOR 'em. What do those lips feel like? When KRYQUS kryKISSES how 'r ewe s'pposed t'translate the indigonad stokin' ego affront 'o bein' kissed first? ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Some BARDIC INSPIRATION fer ewe, @hemoptysisCyanide !!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Check inventory. Ewe got that push-and-pull tension that makes a reader lean the hell in fer th'long haul. That's retention, babey!!!! Ewe wanna hook 'em early, 'n hooker 'em later!!! Don't blow yer entire load upfront, then there's nothin' to show don't tell!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The "pulled away before he could react" tells me there's history #BeenThereMaybeDoneThat here, maybe some hesitation, maybe some mighty fine fear. #Fearplay That's good storytelling instinct. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And the progression from quick to "longer and more passionate" shows ewe understand escalation. Yer trustin' yer reader to feel the shift, and that's the mark of a natural-born narraterrorist. Whooooooweeeee!!!! Yer gettin' me jived with the honeyglow dancin' somethin' nice 'n frenzied down m'back! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < BUT!!! YER STUMPED!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < As is, ewe 'r tellin' me it was passionate. But darlin', passion ain't a five letter word #ItHasSevenLetters and it's a sensation. It's the heat risin' off skin so thick ewe can taste it, it's the tremble in a hand hesitant t'cup a cheek 'n suggest somethin' #PALE, it's the world narrowin' down to just the taste of someone else ewe hate's breath #BLACK. Let's get into the five senses and let yer reader feel that kiss rather than just read about its implication, YEAH?!?! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < KISSES AIN'T FIT T'BE CAMEOS! THEY'RE TH'LEAD ROLE!!! EWE BETTER PUT TH'SPOTLIGHT ON HOW THE LIPS CURL! IF THERE'S TONGUE OR NOT. WHAT TH'FEELIN'S BEHIND THE KISS ARE! WHO JOINED UP!!!! IF ANYONE!!!! ELSE!!! EXTRA!!! MAYBE!!! MORE TH'MERRIER, YEAH???? B-BUT BEYOND THAT!!! EWE BEST BE TELLIN' WHAT HAPPENED! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Lil sample writing, how I'd do it. The Sorcerer's Spell-It-Out-For-Them. Show AND Tell. Bring all ewe got!!! KRYQUS barely had time to gasp a heated breath before the warmth was gone. Like a swift as all piddled-out hearth fire snatched away by an errant draft. Cold. That was how his lips felt. They daggum weren't before. But they sure were now. Without PHUNTR, KRYQUS was just KRYQUS. And as social as a KRYQUS IS...that was just about the worst thing he could become. Alone. But then, Mother Grub have mercy, but then, the bottom of the world fell out. Alternia lost its luster, its life, all bliss was challenged 'n contested 'n murdered as false mirthless heretical idolatry. PHUNTR's second kiss came slower, deliberate as honey scooped off a spoon, and the fucker melted into it. Glazed. As PHUNTR and KRYQUS always should be. Time unspooled. He licked spittle 'n courage, felt careless fingers whisper entreaty 'n thread through his hair like they were memorizin' the shape of his horns from the bend. Somewhere distant, the drums of war sounded, the CHUD SORCERORS would be needed, but here, now, there was only the wet heat of surrender and the thunder of two heartbeats syncin' up. They beat to the tune 'o their own war drum. And they would conquer themselves. They would conquer each other. So they did. They kissed. They kissed again. They kissed, leaving one another starin' at empty air straight through one another, bellowsacs burnin', pride stung beyond repair. Both felt cheated. Both felt fulfilled. Both knew fidelity that couldn't be placed into any one quadrant. But then a hand fisted in KRYQUS'S SORCEROBES, yankin' him close like a fish on a line, and the second kiss hit like a thunderclap. Instantaneous duration. CON save failed. Teeth clicked. Skin scraped. It wasn't gentle, this one, this time, this kiss, it was hungry, only dominated by desperate angles and greedy breath, the kind of kiss that leaves yer lips bruised and yer soul marked. He grabbed back, hard, because damned if he'd be the only one drownin' here. He was gonna take him down with him. He spoke. In a language older than COMMON, KRYQUS spoke...unhurried, deep, and angry. He felt the shiver run through the other man, matched it with his own, and somewhere in that endless, eclipsing dark, as the armies beset upon them, shields cracked open and somethin' tender took root. Blimey. Something tender took root, GYGAAX chronicled... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn... #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #PHUNTR #KRYQUS #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUSAGAIN #ImpliedAU #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring #Polyandary #WritingTips #WritingAdvice #WritingWorks #SpecificallyForOnePerson #( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ)
some commentary. i would not great him with "hey asshole". just "hey." would suffice. you'RE doing a little too much. on top of that, i would also not call kryqus good boy, i would say "good pony." you also seem to have ignored the fact that kryqus is not a good kisser, something that really takes me out the believability of this encounter. you also do not do much to evoke the scene. what kryqus and i are doing, our body language - the only real description of action comes from the kissing and really takes away from the passion of it all. what are my hands doing? how is my body angled? it feels more like someone playing with dolls than it does a lustful encounter. i hope you can take this criticism away to improve your future writings.
@naughtyTechnician ZORRY THIZ IZ WHAT I HAVE FOR NOW ALZO @conzequentlyOblique I HATE HOW YOU GUEZZED IT WAZ ABT YOU TOO FUCK YOU TAGZ: #NZFW #ZUGGEZTIVE #CNC?? #IMPLIEDPAILING (ONLY IMPLIED FOR NOW) DIZ IZ ZO CRINGY I WANNA DIE UGH OK WHATEVER ------ It waz a boring evening. Kryquz had nothing to do, he waz bored out of hiz pan. He opened hiz huzktop and went on chittr for a while. He zcrolled, commented, pozted. Az uzual. Until he heard zomething unexpected. A knock at the door of hiz hive? Ztrange. He wazn’t expecting any gueztz today, zo who could it be? He thought, before getting up and opening the door. It waz none other than Phuntr. “Hey, azzhole.” “…Phuntr?” Kryquz raized an eyebrow. Why Phuntr, out of all people? “You owe me 20 caegarz.” “Ooh. Right. Well I doon’t have, uh, any, right noow. Can i pay yoou later?” “u’RE alwayz zaying that…you know what? I can dizmizz your debt.” Phuntr then leaned in and whizpered againzt Kryquz’ ear. “ You can pay me…in a different way…” The wordz zent a chill down Kryquz’ zpine. He couldn’t pozzibly be zuggezting that…could he? He knew it waz wrong, that he zhould juzt back away and tell him to fuck off, but. At the zame time, a part of him kind of wanted it. He’z thought about it zeveral timez, zeveral lightz, juzt praying for the day he finally got the chance to pail with him. “uh, yoou knoow what, zure.” He nodded and let him in hiz hive. Phuntr let out a quiet chuckle. “good boy.” The compliment left Kryquz in awe, and he could feel hiz face warming up ever zo zlightly. Zuddenly, Phuntr grabbed him by the chin and planted a zmall, gentle kizz on Kryquz’ lipz. He pulled away before he could even react. “hnn, doon’t be cooy.” Kryquz zaid and kizzed him back, thiz time it waz a longer and more pazzionate kizz. Phuntr reciprocated it immediately. UHHHHHHHHH NOPE NOPE OK 10 LIKEZ FOR PART 2
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
i'VE had more women kiss me in the past wipe than you have in your entire life
jjusst imagine... you and kryquss...... [censsored] [censsored] and [censsored] witth [censsored][censsored][censsored][censsored][censsored][censsored][censsored] insside [censsored][censsored]
i want you to understand that shitty caegar post previously had gotten 0 reacts and comments so in rehashing it i have made an infinite return on investment.
|| ANON SAYS... "iiwanT To see phhunTr and krryqusmakeouT" Hehehehehe. Wellllllll? @consequenTlyOblique @naughTyTechnician ? hTTps://forms.gle/pm9KDJAKawWd6PDo8 #suggesTive
me when i truth
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >W/\s fugly, st!ll fugly >n0th!ng h/\pp≡n≡d /\《 tu/\lly l0l
"the thuper gooning hive will be open for one hour"
II2 thii2 how II become bliind iin other tiimeliine2? All you other my2elve2 are fuckiing lucky you can't 2ee thii2, II envy you. II am goiing two try two 2ynthe2iize a batch of eye bleach and pretend II never 2tumbled upon thii2 2hiit.
At the moment!
WTF THEY SSTOLE MY FUCKING SSCUTTLEBUGGY httpss://cdn.imgcchesst.com/filess/eb55d8235701.jjpg
omg hhihihiii
i could treat you so much better baby
i HATE HORSES. EQUINOPHOBIA is common sense and SELF PRESERVATION.
SHE ENDLESS ON MY SAUSAGE UNTIL I JERKY #NSFW
i think trolls on here call dis a bad kismesitude lol #fontyaoi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55ef753f5f9d.png
YEAH ZURE
IM ZRZLY GONNA HANG MYZELF NOW IM RLLY GONNA DO IT OMFG ITZ ALL HIZ FAULT (#zuicide)
￣\ who up #phunting they marital dispute /￣
nothing i'M just saying shit man
would it make things easier if i gave you a poster or something to lustfully gaze at instead of kryqus' lame one
￣\ APPARENTLY acknowledging that we now live in a #phuntnation is the same as flipping sides. you'd think after all we've been through my pony would know my loyalty runs deep. but i guess not. /￣
"= and ="
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >L0wk und≡rst/\nd/\bl≡ tbh
get it twisted. if you lock in you can do anything. your actions impact nothing. your fate is predetermined. the only thing you can change is your reaction to it. you can do anything you set your pan to. the world is a playground designed for you and only you. if you wait 90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. if you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you.
never underestimate phuntr fucking guynax ever again #PHUNTSWEEP #PHUNTWIN #TEAMCHUDELECTIONS #PHUNT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f59889065711.png
￣\ i'm devastated beyond words that my horse in this race didn't win it (get it because--) anyways. #phuntnation ig who up phunting they r /￣
=oXO ouh''' he lied to me'''¿ that,s sad''' well it,s okay phuntr i already voted for you =:) =oXO
Piss yourself.
just saying. the day i added 2 new members to #teamchud my new member and i immediately organized a crack team (phuntr'S angels) to eviscerate some shithead AND saved a life. that'S the #phunt difference right there.
welcome to politics buddy enjoy your stay
hello all. phuntr guynax from the #phunt party for the #teamchud elections. this is an open letter to @barackObama regarding the previously held elections. while i appreciate the fact that he stepped in as a well-known authority in elections to give the whole thing a little more weight, he has claimed to do so as a 3rd party, and i cannot in good conscience accept this. 1. the candidates: for one, the poll allowed users to vote for three candidates, @naughtyTechnician @tentativelyTenbrous and myself. of course, we are the three main candidates, yet there was an "i just want to vote option", and an "other" option. the first, obviously draws the eye of any voter as being "funny", while the latter is laden with joke answers or people that either voted SOLELY for themselves. this means that a huge 50% of the votes were 'joke votes' which could have easily been alotted to any other candidate. this is hugely prominent given the voting pool of "17 people", some of which candidates, which leads me on to point 2. 2. the voting timeframe: constituents of chittr were only alotted a timeframe of, what, 5 hours before they were over? this is an issue for two reasons. for one, clearly not many #phuntheads were online as i only got TWO votes. one of which were me. i can guarantee plenty of people that would vote for me. this can be for a number of reasons, for one, many #phuntheads tend to get on and off the site hours before now, meaning the possibility of them voting for me? gone. for two, phuntr'S angels were in the field. many of which did not have the possibility of voting. that'S nine people. that could have voted for phuntr, especially after my ability in leading the mission. 3. the voting pool: as stated above, the likelihood of many #phunt voters being either in cupe, or just not online at the time of voting would have reduced my potential votes. this could be similarly true with the other candidates, however. one vote? ONE VOTE? below will be a list of people who were likely to vote for phuntr. please, if you find yourself in this list, explain to me WHY YOU DID NOT VOTE ME??? @eclecticEngineer @chillerAficionado @isolatedWreckage @criticalConspiracist <- TO THE ABOVE TWO I FUCKING ADDED YOU TO THE TEAM TODAY?? ONLY ONE OF YOU VOTED ME???? @singularityManifest @converselyDirect <- YOU ARE ME??? @xxScenegrlxx @romanticVivisection @hemoptysisCyanide if you are reading this, were one of phuntr'S angels, and were unable to vote, please voice your concerns below and help to magnify this political injustice that has been wrought upon us today.
I could fuck every single one of them if that's what they require.
no.
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￣\ god you're so sexy when you're wrong /￣
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"= i would rather it didn't have those. i would find it. more interesting. but you know, it's nice to see someone else who has one. #beastsona ="
"Don't you know how to do anytthing?" He growlss in your ear. You try to sstifle your whimper, but he clearly hearss it and cchuckless at your dessperation. He grabss a hand full of your hair and wrencchess your head backwardss into him. Hiss bulge grindss hard againsst your assss, hiss otther hand ssnakess between tthe wall and your cchesst, creepss up around your neck and *ssqueezzess.* He pussshess you harder into tthe wall. Your blood and material iss sstaining tthe wall and your pantss in equal amount. He laughss again, dangerouss, low. "Can't you do anytthing right?" #nssfw #nssfwe #kryqussbait
Awww, do you want one too, SCP-173? 38) )(ttps://smb.ibsrv.net/imageresizer/image/blog_images/1200x1200/59846/176228/0176184001582748523.jpg
cant you thee im buthy
you'D see evil kryqus and would get so hard you pass out #nsfw
heh... I dunno... I'm sstill pretty mad... maybe it'll help if you grovel more ;]
it'ss me I'm tthe crusssh heh ssorry everyone ;]
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@pearlescentPetals You think you saved her from the lusus-swarm, didn't you? From the toxins of the conesnails. That's what you both remember, so it must be true. The truth lies in a rainy night. In your violet-blooded friends and you going on a hunt for some fun. For whatever lowblood caught your eye. She did. Of course she did, with her shades and her warm smile. With her friends. All of them scared and trying to stand up to you. You could see the anger in your friends eyes. So when they focused on torturing the olive-blood at your hive, while their backs were turned, you knocked them out. Her friends were witnesses. Can't have that, so they became food for the swarm. She was scared. You asked her if she wanted to live, and she agreed. Write yourself a story. Drink the poison, and suddenly this all goes away. An altered memory becomes the truth, as your friends wake up and you tell them that a psionic nearly killed you all. That she escaped. They're upset but they leave without killing her. That's all that matters. They don't bother to search the grotto your swarm holes up in. All packed with spines and shells and one little goldblood on death's door. The first and last one you've saved from them. The one they'd kill if they saw you with her. The one that you could swear you only rescued from your lusus. #death #substance You know what happened. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
-^Why. What hoofbeast do yo∇ have in this race.^-
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️
↘️i think the limeblood should have nothing to say here.↘️ ↗️YOUR CASTE IS REPRESENTED BY A SEA OF UNMARKED GRAVES, IDIOT.↗️
FUUCK I HIT THE HIVE FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! FUCK OH SHIT. NO ((#phuntrsawesomequest #substance
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Goon.ing is indigo culture #GoonerPride
Hot, dessperate, writthing. You don't know what you want, but your bulgess are happy to take tthe lead. Pressssed againsst eacch otther, trading breatth and ssaliva, ssmearing variouss ssshadess of blue material all over eacch otther in an effort to claim tthe otther for yoursself. He ssingss ssweet venom, letss it coursse tthrough your veinss ass hiss hipss gyrate againsst yourss and make you hiss bitcch. No, wait, he'ss YOUR bitcch- but he'ss already getting on top of you, breatth sstuttering and lipss curled into a ssnarl. Fuck. He totally won tthiss one, didn't he? #nssfw #nssfwe #nssfc #kryqussbait
i'VE been told i am as attractive as a pillow
I didn't want to typecast you......
She ca on my s til I per.
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K--<why? because you dont want me to be happy?
>> Dude ¡'m not g¡v¡ng h¡m back the ev¡1 orb of corrupt¡on juડt becauડe you want h¡m to ડhove th¡ngડ down your throat
Anonymous sponsor? More like... @controversialMilk ?!?! (GASP?!)
>> Dude you cannot have the orb back, ¡ don't truડt you w¡th ¡t
Anonymous sponsor says No!
￣\ <3< <3 <3< /￣
- Yeah you know what better yet how tall are you wiseguy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 SHARE WITH THE SCHOOL TROUGH, MMMMY HIGHBLOOD
nevermind. kill
Fuuuuck I've been keeping a HEAR DUCT to the ground and found out there's a FIGHT NIGHT in town now~? @mercurialGeloscopy @abjectDetermination Hope you boys are still open for BUSINESS next Thursday~ I don't just wanna watch some SAUSAGE FEST in some PUMPKIN PATCH, I wanna fuckin' take a BITE~ And honestly both of you look like a FUCKING SNACK to me~
z0me 0f my friendz are 1ike, t0ta11y ann0ying.
mask creep...... ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
!!! #TEAMNAKED DOES ENDORSE HAVING SEX !!! #NSFW
F9r th9se 9f y9u wh9 are anxi9us a69ut y9ur current/upc9ming(?) pailing seas9n (th9ugh I can't imagine why; surely y9u kn9w 6y n9w it 9ccurs regularly?), I w9uld like t9 remind y9u t9 please tag any and all p9sts a69ut y9ur distress, excitement, s9licitati9ns, 9r 6argainings with #NSFW. S9me users, such as myself, are 69th disinterested in the su6ject entirely and c9mpletely exempt fr9m the practice, and thus need an 9pp9rtunity t9 filter it 9ut in their feeds s9 as t9 n9t trigger 9r 9ffend any9ne. #PailingSeas9n #PailingSeas9nMenti9n #ImpliedDr9neMenti9n ##Pail9rDie #6ucket9rSnuffIt
>> Never :))
>> No, y'know what, you're r¡ght. ¡n the r¡ght 1¡ght, ¡t waડ k¡nd of hot. ¡ juડt w¡ડh ¡t waડ ડometh¡ng e1ડe that they were ho1d¡ng 1mfao
>> A c1own. Not THE C1own. One of the ડevera1 har1equ¡n-eડque f¡gureડ there ton¡ght, but certa¡n1y one of the creep¡eડt oneડ
you aren'T allowed to "touch" me though
💠~ Fine. [Image attached: A photo of a troll. They're topless, facing away from the camera. Wires hand from their ports, limp and mangled, torn at the ends. The ports are swollen and fresh, gold blood pouring from them, the flesh torn and ragged. There's the tips of their horns just visible- recognisable as a younger Pascal.] #gore #bodyhorror #wounds #blood #injury ~💠
Su8mission 11: Are you a 8ig fan of #teamchud My response: Anonymous Poster, no. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
> BASED AS FUCK. > the only mangey fuckwit of a human to actually stand on business. > i fw that heavy. lololol.
kryqus i'M troll pregnant and you'RE the father
Lisst of tthingss wrong witth me brought to you by @turnsspitAndiron and @naughtyTecchnician #1: low sstandardss. directly from tthe cowss (edited by requesst: tthiss large breassted animal in hiss profile pic iss, in fact not a COW, but a ocapi. TThank you for your time.) moutth on tthiss one folkss. #2: noncommital. tthe clown girl/tthing/#notthing didn't really ssay tthiss but I can read between tthe liness ykwim. #3: indecissive. now tthiss might sseem like tthe lasst one but tthe disstinct difference iss tthat I tthought of tthiss one and not a clown. #4: I love highbloodss too mucch. hell put any purple in front of me and I'll sstart cchowing down on tthosse grapess like I'm a roman emperor. #5: Cowardice if I don't ssshow any emotionss otther tthan lusst tthen I don't have to be a real persson. #6: bulge too big and/or too ssmall Ive never really meassured it sso I jjusst kind of pick a number and roll witth it during any given ssexual encounter. SSame witth tthe sspheress. #7. it'ss in tthe name. It'ss in tthe name, babess. Look at my @ ;] TThat concludess to lightss epissode I'm going to bed goodlight ssexy ;] #nssfw #nssfwe
Too late, busster. I'm human pregnant witth yearning and tthe DNA tesst came back 100% yourss, buddy.
@naughtyTecchnician ssorry it took me a minute to write it out. let me know what you tthink tthankss wrotthe horny posst #1: ooooh a ssexy assss blueblood witth big hornss and cool ssunglassssess... weird witth tthe bottle tthing but hey im an adventurouss kinda guy. I tthink we could make ssome real freak ssshit togetther. Wrotthe horny posst #2: wrotthe hass big titss now apparently. And iss alsso a cow I tthink? Cool, cool, I alwayss did have kind of a cow kink lol. moo moo amiright. wrotthe horny posst #3: who iss tthiss guy. Wait what happened to hiss glassssess. Ok, weird pivot but whatever. SStill kinda hot. Maybe if I let him explain sstockss to me he'll let me milk tthosse tthangss lol. wrotthe horny posst #4: oh different guy wrotthe horny posst #5: I'm gunna be honesst I tthen ignored tthiss guy'ss posstss for a long time. But tthen fight night happened and I wass like ooooh ooooooooh oh I need tthiss man put in a cchokehold. I need to have tthiss man obliterated. I want him writthing on tthe ground witth a bulge in hiss assss. Or ME on tthe ground witth HISS bulge in my assss. JJusst ssomeone, pleasse, get tthiss patthetic jjackassss ssome bulge. Wrotthe horny posst #6: oh I wisssh he would ssshut up. Maybe I can make him ssshut up. Actually he would love it if I made him ssshut up, wouldn't he. Win win. Wrotthe horny posst #7 (tthiss wass during tthe ssaw trap ssaga): yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess. MORE PATHETIC. MORE!!!! wrotthe horny posst #8 (sstill ssaw): if he doessn't cum in hiss pantss after getting tthat ssingle pickled caeger tthen what'ss tthe fucking point. #nssfw #nssfwe #violence IM SSORRY I FORGOT TO TAG
oh, dear. my trollsona is on chittr. ^~^;
K--<whatever shit you got going on with casper is not my business
hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
￣\ ahem ☝️ i dont know what logical fallacy this is but i'm pretty sure it's one of 'em /￣
yer lil' tippy tappers. yer keypad Compressors. yer di6its. yer-
i can sit up. rubs my big belly
troll hogger
>> Too bad!! ¡t'ડ been a m¡nute ડ¡nce ¡'ve ડeen Carde1 around
himero i'M going to need you to hate/mediate my chitts for a bit i'M close to 10k
~URGGGG I LIKE TO~ CHUG WATER AND IMAGINE IM ALL PREGNANT AND SHIT ~#nsfw #nsfwe~
✿ yuhh #glurptruth
✿ wait FUUUKKK i didnt even think of dis joke then dangit dangit is it too late to say jawdropping more like pantsdropping @naughtyTechnician BHAHAH
¡ sa¡d you m¡ght be chopped ¡ a¡nt fatphob¡c good nook need shelter #nsfw
>> Th¡ડ one ¡ડ very m¡ડerab1e ¡R1, that'ડ true 👆
"= doesn't like me. got it. :( ="
↗️I AM PREOCCUPIED I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE GOING ONS OF THAT INCESSANT RUST VARMIT.↗️ ↗️I WOULD RAISE MY OWN BOUNTY FOR HIS ELIMINATION.↗️
↘️do not come into this.↘️
↗️TO THOSE WHO WISH TO INCESSANTLY DISCUSS MY CUSTODIAN↗️ ↘️who is alive, overfed, and extremely joyous in his braysaying, stubborn hedonism↘️ ↗️KNOW THAT I FIND YOUR POSTS EXCEEDINGLY DISTASTEFUL.↗️ ↘️uniquely abhorrent.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY FAT, PLUSH BEYOND THE PADDING OF HIS HAWING CAGEBONES.↗️ ↘️he does not need additional feedings.↘️ ↗️DULLBOY DOES NOT USE SOCIAL MEDIA AND IS NOT PERMITTED TO PLACE HIS HOOVES NEAR A TYPEBOARD, LEST HE ONCE AGAIN PERMANENTLY DAMAGE AN EXTENSION OF MY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TOOLS.↗️ ↘️so he cannot even see your ignorance anyway.↘️
>O+ I WANt EVERY SINGLE SOUL ON tHIS GOG FORSAKEN APP tO KNOW tHAt ME AND @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN HAD A tOtAL OF 12 PVP FIGHtS IN WORLD OF GRUBCRAFt, AND I WON 11 OF tHEM. tHE ONLY tIME I LOSt WAS BECAUSE MY GAME LAGGED. tHIS GOOBER HAD NO CHANCE. #WINNING
>O+ YOU'RE JUSt ASKING FOR AN ASS BEAtING.
>O+ NOt MY PRESIDENt.
>O+ I PLAY tHIS GAME BEttER tHAN YOU.
i didnt reject you i thet a boundary
any skeggy tarts at this troll butlins?
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "the furry indigo. the worst of them all" #IKNEWIT
get aurafarmed on. ratio, even.
>> Kryquડ (the b1ueb1ood) waડ much more nervouડ than ¡ waડ actua11y!! ¡'m juડt not good at tak¡ng p¡ctureડ
>> ¡'m not ડure, ¡ th¡nk nerveડ juડt got the better of h¡m. He on1y came prepared w¡th one ¡tem to d¡ડcuડડ, but ¡ had a 1¡ડt of gr¡evanceડ from other 1owb1oodડ and myડe1f to addreડડ
✿ dude since wen were u gonna tell me u met this chud
>> Hot
↗️I AM FULL UPRIGHT.↗️ ↘️erect on my sitplane.↘️
Jerking off my WhatsCock right now. #nsfw
Again. Literal horroterrors. But that’s alright, every one of my valued constituents are more than encouraged to share their thoughts. This is the power of freedom of speech, after all! You stand by your morals, and that is a stance I will always respect!
Sigh. You, as a valued constituent, are entitled to your opinion that I will take into the utmost consideration. I would however encourage you to view the “badges” in their assigned Chittr.ing profile, as well as their handle quite literally being “cosmic horrors.” If you are still upset, please reach out—I would be more than happy to right this personal wrong, as well as prevent your ire in the future. I must retire now, but in a democracy, it is important to hear all facets of a conversation.
I was losing my mind. I couldn’t let my girl go out like that.
￣\ you dont wanna be gus? my little gusgus? /￣
￣\ kreeky /￣
￣\ lmao your dad just got stolen /￣
id rather take a rematch on the fighting games
~YO~u're just mad my piss smells yuckier than yO~urs~
~Y'knO~w what, what's sO~ gO~O~d ab~Out y~Our piss anyways? Why shO~uld I fight sO~ hard just fO~r yO~u tO~ piss intO~ my well, huh? Answer me that tO~ugh guy~
Threatening me
#YouCantSeeThem #Because #TheyreTooGoodAtHiding
#IMightHaveToReplaceMyWorkPhone #MyFingerOils #AreStrippingThisThing #LikeAWhore #ThatWasRespectfullyPaidForAndMadeAwareOfMyDesiresInAdvance #BecauseIRespectSexWorkers #DoITagThis #IGuessIAmTheTagGuy #NSFW #ButJokingly #Unless?
thank you for dealing with him i might conthider thending you nudes
#yourhorn is even smaller and more broken than usual
commithsion for @naughtytechnician of him and @gabardinecrescendo https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/itthlikeoneofmyeasternalterniananimations.png
✿ call me ranch da way i be dressin 🤣 #myswag
>O+ KILL YOURSELF.
>O+ LOtS OF SMUt AND DEGENERACY, AND LIES ABOUt ME.
UNLESS IT ISN'T PICREW THEN SORRY YOU HAVE PICREW ARTSTYLE.
would it be more normal to look at if they were smaller
>> Bounc¡n on ¡t ¡n a way that makeડ you reconડ¡der every 1ay you've had before me ;)) #nડfw okayokayahaha that ¡ડ the moડt creat¡ve ¡ can get w¡th ¡t ¡ th¡nk
>> Dude you're mak¡ng your Dad ડad, how mean can you beeee
>> ¡ tota11y am actua11y, he'ડ ડo n¡ce and he deડerveડ to know h¡ડ ડon ¡ડ do¡ng we11
>> ¡'m ડo g1ad you're do¡ng we11!! And that Kryquડ ડeemડ to be commun¡cat¡ng w¡th you haha
dodge
No.
d*mn...shawty k1nda freaky w1th 1t 😜
I have literally never wanted to hit anyone before in my life before right this moment.
￣\ oh sorry actually i was supposed to admit @naughtyTechnician made me paint my bulge blue as a sex thing let me try that again #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8efa535169e9.png /￣
↗️THESE PUZZLES ARE LITERALLY TOO EASY.↗️ ↘️#sudoku.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/285609e37e47.png ↗️
Dronelusus didmynails to makemelookprettyagain. [The photo is grainy and overexposed from a cheap flash, focused on a pale, thin hand resting against black fabric. The fingers are bony and tense, knuckles sharp beneath the skin, with faint ink stains and bite marks scattered near the cuticles. Each nail is fitted with long acrylic press-ons shaped into unsettling organic curves, glossy and unevenly ridged so they resemble tiny sculpted bulges tapering toward rounded tips. The polish is translucent smoky gray with faint pearlescent veins running through it, making them look strangely wet under the light. One nail has cracked near the edge and been poorly glued back together. There is something deeply obsessive about the care put into them compared to the otherwise worn, anxious appearance of the hand itself.]
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓣𝓮𝓬𝓱𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓷, 𝓘 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓮. -𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓼𝓶𝓾𝓰𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
-=[ #slurpingyoursloop #yourhootsloop_☺]=-
>> ¡ ડt¡11 th¡nk ¡t'ડ we¡rd
Regooncider. #nsfw
✿ fuck dat guy phuntr phuntr sucks don’t apologize to dat chud
AY. MUSTARDBLOOD ON THA' BEAT HO'-
>> Krynq1e Qut Fr¡eડ :))
>> 1mfao Krynq1e
~I'm g~Onna trace y~Our pfp and resell it ~On the black market~
being a niche chiTTTTTTr microcelebriTTTy is hard man
>O+ FUCK XYLLEM, I'M GOING tO FUCKING BASH YOUR HEAD SO FUCKING HARD WHEN I SEE YOU.
>O+ GEttING ON MY NERVES. BItCH.
>> okay everyone, ¡'m pauડ¡ng the #hornypoડt¡ng to make a pub1¡c ડtatement @naughtyTechn¡c¡an [REDACTED REDACTED] ¡ have a1tered th¡ડ meડડage bc Kryquડ d¡dn't 1¡ke ¡t and he'ડ a coo1 guy, ડorry everyone. httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/¡madeaprom¡ડe.png ¡ gueડડ th¡ડ poડt /¡ડ/ WAડ k¡nd of #nડfw 1mfao ¡ am a man of my word <3 #kryquડpoડt¡ng :))
>> ડ¡mp1y not a11owed, ¡'m afra¡d.
Currently bracketed events for the First Trollimede Invitational: Char Aznable (@gallantChar) vs Therus Rokath (@astralVoyager) in Mecha Combat Rypite Koldan (@visionaryInstallment#3252) vs Wrothe Aiaray (@gratuitousAnnuity) (Ruleset undecided) "Team Chud" (Burais Karleh @tentativelyTenebrous, Kryqus Xyllem @naughtyTechnician, Mandie @nicheLarper) vs Cronus Ampora (@aeneasCaldarium) in a Tag-Team Match Caliborn (@caliBorn) vs Any Who Dare Challenge Him at Hell in a Cell Please stay tuned for more information. I am an ally.
^i was just addressing you by it i'm allowed to have my opinions on my posts and you can have yours on your own. feel free to fuck off>
buthy with your luthus
NO, nOt tOday, tOday it is everypuppy
↗️I HAVE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF PARTICULARLY CONNECTED TO THE UNSOCIALIZED NATURE OF BEASTDOM, NOT HAVE I EVER PICTURED MYSELF IN LINE WITH THEM.↗️ ↘️it is, like↘️ ↗️ALIGNING YOURSELF WITH SOME KIND OF UNDERCLASSED CREATURE, AS IF YOU ARE SIMILAR TO IT.↗️ ↘️admitting fault by proxy.↘️ ↗️CALLING YOURSELF A STUPID STRIPEBEAST.↗️ ↘️or something like that.↘️
Invincible Series 7 Clip Dark Battlebeast kills the Smiling Friends
K--<dude calm down were doing slacktivism
K--<dude were gonna do kony2012 but this time it will work
What if it made me sad thOugh :O{
>> HEHHEHAHAHA juડt bc ¡ never ડtop be¡ng we¡rd about ¡t doeડn't mean ¡'m not gett¡n any
wish that boulder was me to be honest
((skill issue tbqh also sorry .
get a job
quality over quantity
>> 1¡tera11y me ¡f you guyડ even care ડmh httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/k¡ck¡nmyfeet¡eડ.png
https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/nahidwin.jpg
>> Fuck you !! a1ડo not ¡n a fun erot¡c way th¡ડ t¡me, hmph
>> Oh my god WOOF WOOF BARK AWOOF BRHRHFVRJ ARARAHRHHRH WOOF woof bark aaaaaa #vaguepoડt¡ng #nડfw
K--<eating a mango... or as i like to call it... a womango
￣\ come on man i cant always be the daddy. can't we take turns /￣
You'll figure it out one d★y.
hey so are you still only feeling pale or wvhat?
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>O+ @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN LOSt EVERY SINGLE FIGHt WE HAD, HE'S A SISSY WHO PUNCHES LIKE A GRUB.
>O+ YOU tWO JUSt DON't UNDERStAND tHE WAY tHIS GAME IS SUPPOSED tO BE PLAYED.
"= ok dude keep talking ="
it might give me thuperpowers
✿ and fuk u
>> why wou1d you even apo1og¡ze for that, that'ડ a crazy th¡ng to apo1og¡ze for, we ડhou1d be thank¡ng you
alright here we go. try not to take this too seriously unless it makes you really upset in which case it is EXTREMELY serious. not representative of any one user. https://i.ibb.co/cSG5PbVJ/Screenshot-2026-04-16-101509.png
In My Pan, Your Name Has Been " Crikey " Up To This Point.
✿ wat da fukk are u talkin bout bro dis is SO fake 😭😭😭😭 U DON KNOW ME U CHUD
at leatht my quirk doethnt make me thay poop muthic
✿ dude literally moments before disaster (buggy wreck) i got dis new fone https://i.ibb.co/Ngd4pzc3/umidigi.png
"= okay. online once more. cracks my hands together. stretches my arms upwards. ="
>> ¡ can't f¡nd the OUTER strength b¡g d¡fference, ¡ fear
"= oh it's like that too. i didn't know that. still the puffer jacket aesthetic sucks. ok? ="
the only tiiddiie2 II want two 2leep on top of a2 a piillow riight now ii2 @theDemone22 '2 and iit'2 not becau2e they are cute or anythiing, and not becau2e II have a cru2h on them or love then, iit'2 out of pure 2piite and hatred. II hope 2leepiing on theiir tiit2 ii2 liike 2leepiing on hard cold unforgiiviing concrete floor but II liike the iidea of her beiing unable two move, requiired two be underneath me untiil II get a 2nack or 2omethiing, beiing u2ed for no other u2e than really uncomfortable furniiture. #viiolence #hate #tiit2 #tiiddiie2
she regulate my self until i technique
at leatht i dont look like this https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub2.png?v=1775594818956
LMAO thank2 dud3 I n33d3d that
You see how this makes it feel a little like you super need to sign off, right
𖦤 That's / cool / man. / Glad / you / told / us / this. :||
ii TThiink iibju2TT gagged iirl when iiTT fiinally loaded
"= i have my own pair, we can both do this. well kind of, mine are like goggles.... 8) 8 ="
>O+ I'VE SEEN YOUR PREVIOUS POSt ABOUt KISSING SOMEONE AND EVERYONE ELSE IN tHE COMMENtS SAID It WAS GONNA BE ME. I DON't WANt tHAt.
"unfollow my luthus immediately" 🤓 https://images.thquidge.org/images/2026/04/10/babykryqus.png
all you indigos thhould go back to troll enumclaw with how much you love hoofbeathts 🥀
>O+ I DON't CARE ABOUt tHIS PSEUDOSCIENCE tERMINOLOGY INVENtED BY PUSSIES tO JUStIFY tHEIR PUSSY WAYS. CALL ME A SOCIOPAtH ALL YOU WANt, I DON't CARE.
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
"= uh, look up. there are. how many purples on here? many are three digits, some are 4. you are what, then, inexperienced? ="
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✿ it is just a coincidence several men have said weird dings to me dat does not mean i da Glurp swing dat way. ok guys. rest assured A Perfect Circus has me as their token straight band member
✿ nuh uh
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↗️I AM 1.92E+6 MICROMETERS.↗️
The chit about my hole... #myhole
the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting
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This is some of the most b/atant pitchf/irting /'\/e seen on this site
Get a room you t\/\/o
fuck you.
maplehoof. consider yourself an enemy of the midnight crew. i have made an executive decision.
￣\ :))) /￣
cant block me on every alt i have https://media1.tenor.com/m/DTHyo0NKX8gMAAAAd/gojo-thatoru.gif
@naughtyTechnician¶this¶u? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/07/unpronounceable2.png
I Thought Happiness Started With An H, But I Guess It Actually Starts With U.
Or Or.. i Should Warn You That Im A Felon... because I Fell On My Knees For You
I Should Warn You That I’m A Felon … Because I Felon Love With You.
Ill 2pac3 th3m out for y'all 2o I aint flooding th3 f33d and your und3rw3ar #n2fw? #2ugg32tiv3
>O+ SCARED! OF COURSE It'S SCARED, IDIOt!!! UGH!!!
ii quiite enjoy my hobby,, you guy2 are ju2t mad that ii do..
wwell 2orry for havviin a hobby.. =ΣB[
ii havve one.. ii ju2t u2e my 2pare tiime liike thii2..
=ΣB]
￣\ dont worry baby im here /￣
>O+ I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMEtHING LIKE tHAt.
>O+ I WILL NEVER EVER *EVER* LEt YOU tOUCH MY COMPUtER AGAIN, OtHERWISE I WILL END UP WItH LItERAL tERABYtES OF SMUt.
>O+ NOt GONNA HAPPEN. SORRY. NO NOt SORRY ACtUALLY, FUCK YOU.
>O+ It'S HIStORICALLY ACCURAtE tOO. UNLIKE WHAtEVER YOU WEAR WHEN WE PLAY.
☆I have faith in you, you'll find it☆
@naughtyTechnician is a thinkpan damaged sweat drop on a hoofbeast testicle @ he promised to go play with me but im SUUUURE he chose to text his fucking kismesis crush instead @ his name is kryqus xyllem hes a 9 sweeps old indigoblood and his sign looks like this ♂ @ kill him now
@TURNTECHCREAMSICLE #SEMINSFW [A PICTURE OF KARKAT COVERED IN FEATHERS, WITH DAVID'S FACE TUCKED IN HIS NECK. HIS GOOD WING IS DRAPED OVER THEM LIKE A BLANKET. KARKAT'S FACE IS FLUSHED, BUT HIS HORNS ARE FRESH AND SHINY. HIS BROODING CYCLE IS EITHER OVER OR ALMOST OVER.]
1 don’t th1nk your name 1s Seremy so you can unk1ndly fuck off 𓂃۶ৎ
@vorac1ous1nfovore pay attent1on to meeeeee D:< Do you not real1ze how lucky you are to get to pa1l someone as hot as me on a da1ly bas1s?? At least have some respect and qu1t 1gnor1ng me on th1s stup1d s1te 1 swear to gog you’re p1ss1ng me off >:( #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
fuck you get off my chitts
what did i even do
i am singing the best written musical of my generation you hate me cause you aint me
i am troll lin manuel miranda now
thinking about blocking the #lyrics tag. the only time we should be saying lyrics? on a friday, 7pm, i'VE drank my fifth margarita in the park and i'M strutting into the open mic. someone desperately tries to stop me but i reveal all the plastic explosive strapped to my chest. mr brightside four times in a row. the crowd goes mild #violence #substance
dont like my chits if you arent a #strider or one of my #favorites
If Yuri is your power, then what are you without it?
CHITTR SHADY FACT #36 • “i…really wish i was a human instead of a troll... is it just me? it just feels like they have it so easy.”
NO!!!! Ed Sheeran Is a PERFECT huuuman beIng I couuuld NEVER do a post lIke thIs abouuut hIm Its hIs troll versIon who's the fuuuckIng problem!!!!
not truuue!!! Ed Sheeran Is veeeeery handsome youuu juuust don't uuunderstand
more trolls shouuuld check ouuut huuuman artIsts and especIally Ed Sheeran!! he Is truuuly the gem of great BrItaIn and the legend when Im goIng to vIsIt the earth(whIch I wIll!) Im goIng to vIsIt the great brItaIn fIrst 🩷 https://fIle.garden/ZyakuuuQItADlYXy_T/sheeran.png
1 wiilliiam dollar2 OR 1 yucky penny
~ 11 th11nk.. 11 m11ss my m44t33 :(ᅠᅠXoXo
>O+ I HAtE YOU SO MUCH, I'M GOING tO BLOCK YOU ONCE AGAIN, YOU tROGLODYtE.
>O+ I REALLY DON't CARE, StOP tAGGING ME.
hello chittr here is your HOSTILE REMINDER th♠t if you indulge in ♠ny qu♠dr♠nt th♠t isnt pitch youre w♠stin your fuckin time ♠nd should feel b♠d ♠bout your l♠ck of critic♠l thinkin skills #pitch #bl♠ckrom
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wh3r3 my fr3aks a^? lookin for my own ch3rry pi3 iykwim =;) #nsfw
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