Archie Roatus
@fellatedEdge
he/him - House of Restoration ￣\ HIS (kryqus') chud /￣ ￣\ ohhh you wanna punch me so bad /￣
￣\ imagine how fucked up and scary it would be if there were clowns out there using their position of relative power to protect the vulnerable people of their city while wearing their paint merely to ensure the empire never starts sniffing too close that would be crazy good thing that's never happened anywhere amiright lol /￣
Archie has Nasty Mind Disease
￣\ ughhhhhhhhhhhh my head is killing me. mfmgnfmgmfg /￣
Did yoou die
￣\ shockingly no. think i overdid my voodoos trying to get somewhere i couldn't reach /￣
Try too noot fall oout the woorld map ookay
Laughed at the thoought oof it and immediately felt bad afterwards
N-noot at all!! Hmph.... idioot....
￣\ idk what i was expecting but this managed to surprise me enough for an actual laugh. pictured your beastsona saying it and everything /￣
Yoou can never ooutshame me
Here " Kitty Kitty ", I Say To An Older, Larger, Meaner Troll. #positive #suggestive
￣\ oh yeah. hearty rechitt for this one /￣
Are yoou cheating oon me
￣\ baby we got something special now. but a guy's gotta pitchbait. you know how i am. /￣
Hoow coould yoou #pusherbrooken
⌖ I perk up and twitch my ear to let you know I've heard your beckoning. ⌖
￣\ how many damn confession accounts we got now? /￣
￣\ alright fine i'll say it front and center double tap himero? more like Double Tap Himero. if y'catch my drift /￣
>> hwjwgw¡whwk Arch¡¡eeee
>> ¡ gueડડ that ¡ડ true whwjwj ¡'m not ડure ¡t'11 ever ડtop be¡ng that eaડy 1o1o1
￣\ if you know me you know my answer to the question but i would also ☝️ beat the shit out of another me /￣
￣\ damn, you're still here? /￣
￣\ boy am i glad i come from a narrative with different existential threats. /￣
"= ahah, this guy has nothing. on my own existential threats. which, uh, actually, ours won but in that process they died too so it's fine. rest well to that universe though. ="
￣\ we just have run of the mill evil dudes. and evil gods but i dont fw those i stay in my lane /￣
"= i would fw those... eh, i am not sure who the villain of my current universe is yet, it might be me, i dunno. ="
￣\ oh sorry actually i was supposed to admit @naughtyTechnician made me paint my bulge blue as a sex thing let me try that again #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8efa535169e9.png /￣
Ooh yeah baby
Such a gooood booy
"= are we just posting fucking anything now. ="
Yes kitten
￣\ leaking kryqus' nudes #nsfw you're welcome https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8efa535169e9.png /￣
-=[ oih !_☺]=-
-=[ so you guys aresharing n00ds_☺]=-
￣\ my bulge is on backwards #nsfw??? /￣
Shoow me immediately
Please send a pic
Dm me
archie
￣\ imagine how fucked up and scary it would be if there were clowns out there using their position of relative power to protect the vulnerable people of their city while wearing their paint merely to ensure the empire never starts sniffing too close that would be crazy good thing that's never happened anywhere amiright lol /￣
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ a good poડt. For a pure1y hypothet¡ca1 ડcenar¡o that wou1d ડure1y never come to fru¡t¡on of courડe. :))
watching a guy spit out blood before a arrogant smile #hot #gore #nsfwe #need
￣\ well i was gonna be like AHH and then i was like lol no i should say AuuH so you can't tell if I'm scared or if I'm moaning And then I decided that was too ambiguous and I needed to go all in /￣
Thank yoou foor getting me too 10,000 kulls. Here are my nudes foor hitting this milestoone like i proomised #nsfw https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/mynudes.png
I am getting better every day
Yoou've already seen me injured why doo yoou need moore
￣\ hot. hot. hot. /￣
Thank yoou my beautiful Archie
>--D=May=I=say=that=your=wrigglerr=scars=look=quite=sleek=:)//<
Noo oone has ever toold me this befoore soo thanks
im suddenly thirsty
￣\ id try it. for the record. /￣
...no man, it literally looks like dookie why would i want that in my me....
...i wouldn't think it looked like dookie if it hadn't been forced into that shape man...
...do i look like a clown?...
...did you know that when people die they often piss or shit themselves...
...that is to say yes...
￣\ i need to be alone for at least 3 minutes /￣
Dude
so do you not want the crocodiles or... i already sent them i cant do anything else naknaknak
It's Called Efficiency. God.
Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
anndddd its all over the thcreen 😂✌️
Cmoon man
>> oh ડorry a1ડo, Woof awoof bark bark arrhrahrahra woof
"= you kinda looking... haha i will not speak. ="
Yeah sezy i knoow
Sexy* i just wooke up my bad
✿ yeowch bro u look chopppppeedddd
And still i have all these peoople drooooling oover me
"= sezzy as fuck. whatever that means... ="
Why thank yoou
￣\ i wish i knew my ancestor /￣
can you pl3-as3- shut up
￣\ dude im famous /￣
￣\ yeah i thought id get official with you. y'know, as a treat. arkiro "archie" roatus. that's me. the guy you're talking to according to someone on here im the second wokest clown theyve ever spoken to, so there's that. i like picking fights. ive died a lot (got better) im a pest of the lovable scamp variety (don't fact check this) that's about the gist. /￣
"= SECOND...? =" "= okay. okay i get it, nickname, i don't have many of those that i would ever repeat out loud, hm. okay, i do that. i ALSO do that, we both do that dying a lot thing, noted. =" "= i feel like we are more similar. hm. i don't know how to interpret this. are you fucking with me because if i was me and i was you i'd be fucking with me a little. =" "= okay.... =" ="
￣\ i assessed the situation and decided dropping the bit would be the funniest bit of all /￣
"= uuuuh. shit. arkiro, i have no idea how to proceed without a bit. i'm fucked, you have completely backed me into a social corner, it's all your fault. ="
￣\ i can hit you with one of them kabedon things if it'd help. my default bit is just acting really sexually desperate, so it'd work for me /￣
"= kabedon? i don't know. at all. what that is, anyways, haha, i'm not saying i do the same because i don't, i just act a little overly social sometimes. ="
￣\ alright alright new idea what if we agree to be cordial and go our separate ways but then behave really awkwardly every time we see each other and make everyone around us question why we have such extreme sexual tension /￣
"= uuuuh no i want to keep replying. i will be. tracking your posts intently. but sure let's do the last part, i'm sure nothing will go wrong, also nice glove in your profile picture. ="
￣\ thanks they're like lingerie to me nice uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hold on lemme zoom in nose ring /￣
"= uh, i have other pictures. buuuut thanks :) that's mine i've had that in for, uh, aha, like five sweeps. ="
￣\ why does zurven saekul personally hate my beautiful friendship /￣
^also im pretty sure that??? youre supposed to be trying to find us???>
￣\ LMAO i totally forgot about that. my defense i've had a lot of other shit going on /￣
^right no please keep doing whatever you're doing i a lot happier with this arrangement. then i wont personally hate your friendships or whatever>
￣\ i mean dont get me wrong i do wanna figure out how to get into wherever the hell your asses are hiding. just to say i can. but nah dw bout it chief y'allre basically our people now. even patched up your boy after his tummy punch disaster /￣
Ook here's me with my new side chick @fellatedEdge #kryqusweek https://images.squidge.oorg/images/2026/04/09/hellyeah.png
￣\ holy shit bro. that's us. that's me grabbin your slut waist or whatever. fuck yeah man. let's fucking go /￣
That's all we doo oon the #kryqusweek we take turns grabbing Kryqus's waist and maybe oother boody parts