Arty
@secondtimesThecharm
Mostly void, partially stars ✨ (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
Pro tip: I can do most things
If you are a grown adult and saying everyone of a certain gender is sooo uncool, you are just straight up embarrassing by this point lmfao.
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Saw someone I have now ignored who said “men ain’t shit”, truly a six sweep old take in its intelligence.
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You 🤝 me: our good taste
If I was a troll I’d probably actually be a goldblood tbh
Seadwellers have endless shark watching privileges and they still carry pettiness in their hearts. You hate to see it. 😔
We are all
:> worlds unto ourselves ^nd no one <:
should ever forget.
Arty acts 10% more like its full self incident 12 dead 18 injured
I put my herbal cig out on the current dash topic. Sssssst.
Sometimes <3
I don’t have tastebuds, Viv
Huh. Then why eat khigarettes spekhifikhally? If it is to experienkhe texture, then, hmm… I would presume there would be better substitutes.
Sometimes I just do random stuff for the hell of it
Hol up one of my cats is chasing his tail goodbye for a bit
I think veins are neat but holy shiiiiit they’re so time consuming to make. I dunno how she had the patience.
¶ CONSID3R THAT IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, IT DO3S MAK3 FOR AN 3FFICI3NT COOLANT SYST3M. ALSO GR3AT FOR DRAMATIC 3FF3CT WH3N TH3Y BURST IN C3RTAIN PLAC3S
HMMMMMMM ok you could maybe sell me on this
I’ve offered to let two vampires bite me today, but in my defense that shit literally means nothing to me. I do not feel pain, I cannot die, and if you rip my flesh open I can easily fix it afterward.
If I have to go by a title I’m just going by Spine, it’s a lot less pretentious and I like it much more. I guess Spine of Worlds is a bit much, but eh, not as bad as my other one.
Noble titles are meaningless, ask me how I know (I have one and if I seriously called myself that it would be a category five insufferable prick event) I mean it’s /accurate./ But do I want to go by that? No. “Arty” is much cuter.
Titles are a sign of weakness imo People with big ones are just communicating to me that they don't have enough of a rep that people know who they are without any further qualifiers
DEADASS! Nothing but truth.
I love hunting zombies for sport so thralls have gotta be similar, right?
I’m basically retired these nights out of not being able to be bothered, but if someone /was/ powerful enough to give me shit and wasn’t listening to reason, I would not feel bad rearranging all their atoms and merrily sprinkling them across multiple galaxies. Leave me alone! I’m old! I don’t give a fuck!
My first body was so ass it was unbelievable, except I could believe it because this was, coincidentally, four hundred and sixty three sweeps ago. Almost sixty four now.
Advice to my fellow cosmic whatsits: do NOT ☝️ steal a body, an ill fitting one is fucking itchy and if you don’t know what itchy feels like I promise you: you’ll find out
Cool, you can repeat after me all you want. Now if you want help making a body, I can do that too, I’ve done it a lot.
Aight dope 👍 good luck have fun and don’t be disappointed if your first one melts down or blows up or whatever, you can always try again.
Lmao, it melted? Eh, happens, you’ll get better at it.
I promise to say total bullshit on the regular.
That done, I wholly agree posting the bird kind of tits is the best and funniest kind. I just like showing off.
I am lazy, old chest out pic. https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb7a99ff67daea54ffb72e795f2ef2d6/b3eda4e28e42a668-56/s2048x3072/c9d42d264ee3d1b4e0173b6c86911e668b9550c4.png
All☽o☾w me t☽o☾ j☽o☾in int☽o☾ the trend. Giggles. ⋆˚࿔
B32t on3 y3t
yep thats one nice tit
I strive f☽o☾r perfecti☽o☾n. ⋆˚࿔
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It is quite the delightful and r☽o☾und tit, yes. :} ⋆˚࿔
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I don’t even wanna know who did it. They’ll pay for it soon anyway. (Re: sign, door, stupid bullshit)
That said if anyone ever tried to spread malicious gossip about my Leilei I would make them regret it <3