Arty
@secondtimesThecharm
Mostly void, partially stars ✨ (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
See sometimes I wanna post more about art but a lot of the art enthusiasts on here are the kind of people I’d expect to be issued restraining orders, so I don’t think I wanna be part of that crowd.
8=l < Hay now
If there is mercy give me one night without blueblood thirsting. Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn’t just be teal full-time instead…but I know there are weird fetishists of every caste, tbh, there’s no winning.
You ever see someone who just doesn’t know dogshit about flirting. It’s sad but also really funny. “Arty you’re not romantic” yeah but ☝️ that doesn’t mean I don’t know how. I just can’t consistently be romantic is all, and nothing I can do about that one without hurting myself.
Me: play I Am Not A Robot by Marina and the Diamonds. Loud enough to be at a volume that won’t bother my cats. [If clicked on, the chit will indeed start playing that song.]
777 < do you know where my diamonds wen7 ??
Genuine AI being hard to make is funnily enough part of why we still have helms and why aside from the many, many, many ethical issues with it, why totally wiping a helm’s personality and sense of individuality is Bad.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ha ha. yez. tthe funniezt part ab0ut being he|mzick waz tthat tthe |ack 0f individua|ity meant i waz rea||y quite bad at pri0ritizing my crew. z0 tthey had tt0 azzign a ttechnician tt0 make zure i waz n0t d0ing tthingz tthat w0u|d harm tthe crew f0r tthe zake 0f efficiency. ha ha. [END MESSAGE]
Pascaaaaal that’s not funny Pascaaaaal (I mean it is in the most morbid way possible lmfao but also Pas please)
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. wh00pz. [END MESSAGE]
You’re good Pas I’m not bothered it’s just like Paaaaaas haha no your de-trollification isn’t funny ahahaha (said affectionately)
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] n0t even a bit in retr0zpect? [END MESSAGE]
You tell me how much Leilei would be laughing and answer your own question.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... ... ... ah. [END MESSAGE]
It’s ok 👍 just one of those things
Genuine artificial intelligence is pretty hard to make, actually. But ☝️ I am not an AI. Though I was partially based on the code of one. I have a brain (sort of) though it’s more like an organic computer adapting and updating in real-time.
When I’m a seadweller I’m catfish-themed and this is very predictable but catfish are highly adorable and there are like five million shark themed seadwellers so that would be even more cliché
Some wires but those are mostly just for internal #aesthetic. I have cells they’re just made of living metal and can work together to execute various technological functions 🙂↕️
【so, ∫ike, bio-organi☾ then? ☾an i ☾ome over and ∫ook at you with my eyeba∫∫s.】
I have about fifty smart remarks I could make to that but y’know I’m gonna skip all that and just ask why in particular you’d want toZ
【hit me with the snide, i ∫ove a good ∫augh !!!!! i've never seen a sentient robot before. i am very ☾urious a∫∫ the time about everything and anything and right now you've ☾aptured my parti☾u∫ar interest with your bio-isms.】
Ok well I’m not a robot, sorry to disappoint. Yes I have coding and yes I’m a decent part metal but the similarities end there, so. If you want a robot or an AI I’m not really either, though there are similarities. Construct is the best term for me. So do with that information what you will.
【hmmmm .... i wi∫∫ admit you've stumped me on the manner of your ☾reation ; whi☾h is both odd && in a way, endearing to the vesta∫ know∫edge of what I've ☾ome to know ∫and, and sea, and dead, and a∫ive, and so on and so forth. A ☾onstru☾t, though, is a ☾reation. you were ☾reated, or were you hat☾hed ??】
That’s ‘cause I’m unique. Sort of. It’s complicated. The simple answer is that you’re stumped because my method of creation is almost impossible to replicate, because I was created, yeah.
【i am none too versed in the art of roboti☾s. i ☾an on∫y appre☾iate with an artisti☾ ∫ens and a ∫earner's ∫ove, you see. wherever the sou∫ ∫ives in you, i hope it is fettered with ∫ove and hearth.】
Y’know it’s not often I’m thrown. Congrats, you did it. Not a response I expected. It’s sure a soul of souls, for I do have one. Love, yes. Hearth is debatable.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b361b0c2e65d023a2d214d80bbe33873/301ad1ffacc98010-bb/s1280x1920/89bf26ca50bcfb2c51f131a90c39d9a8d703ed30.jpg Fat Fuck Fsaturdaaaaay
Do we accept submissions for Fat Fuck Fsaturday
-^St∇pid little thing.^-
tis a freshly hatched grubling of a thing ______๑🌹๑______
My mischievous little underling, your every absurdity I deem most droll, now then say more of your funny little things so i can chortle and gaffaw in amusement 🌹 ______๑🌹๑______
I used to be a twink and now I am round and pillowy but still with lots of blades inside me 👍
Leilei and Ēos and I are all kinda lesbians but It’s Complicated because none of us are exactly standard women, lol. Leilei kinda sorta, me when I’m in the mood, Ēos not at all. Cis? Never met her.
Glas is doing some psychological warfare shit to me im gonna eat a sculpture about it
That’s my line you fuck
teehee
EVIL!!
-v-
911 I’m being harassed that’s right send TWO policeradicator cars and also some bombs empress bless Alternia to you too
aw fuck i cant beLLieve youve done this
What part of this was out of character for me (except for calling the police, which I would never do)
yeah its the cops part. sad my bestie became a bootLLicker 😔😔😔
Glad you know damn well I’d never call a cop but I /will/ lob non-lethal bombs at you
oof ouch owie 💥💥💥💥💥
Lord obsession? Bored obsession. Consider the humble nudibranch instead. Actually I wonder if I’m the only non-Sburb “Lord” on this site. Not that it matters at all, my title sounds even more grandiose and pretentious than the game ones. It’s ACCURATE but I never go by it because of that.
forbidden burger ingredient -v-
NOOOOO DON’T PUT THEM ON BURGER…
but what if im hungry and i dont have any LLettuce
PICKLE OR ONION!!! GOSH
ok iLLLL have this pickLLe
WHY MUST YOU HURT THE THINGS I LOVE
if theyre not meant to be yummy foods then why do they LLook yummy LLike food
Do u regularly eat things that are covered in colorful spots????
have you ever eaten a freckLLe
…you know now that I think about it technically yeah
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Hey. Put your hands in the air.
----- |it's um some thing I already know the answer to| _____
Oh, yeah. Hm. Aight I gotta think about this one.
----- |okay| _____
Gonna try to think of decisions for you to make that won't stress you out but are new.
----- |um okay um but please don't ask me about a [indistinct] that could break the rules please pleas please| _____
Yeah, I'll do my best.
----- |um thank you| _____
AAnd now whaat?
I give you a little metal wasp to hold so gentle.
AAwww, thaat is incredibly sweet of you. THaankk you, AArty!
≽(-˕ - ≼マ Tired…but better. ᓚ₍^..^₎♡ It will be better.
My bad, my bad. I’m saying too much, and it’s not useful, or funny… Just give me a few minutes. [SENTINEL_ARTIFICE_1.3: STASIS REASON: PERSONALITY_ADJUSTMENT_PROTOCOL]
But I can be DESTRUCTIVE even though I don’t want to harm my friends, because my feelings can manifest even online (I am a hazard)
I don’t know I don’t know I still I still need to Wake up I cannot Sleep forever So boring It’s the same When I Come back
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Y es But I can’t die for good And my feelings so ComplicATED And my pain so POINTLESS and I don’t want to be a problem Again
aLLright. wanna come over and watch my fish? dont have shrimp yet but mikaiLL jr misses you -v-
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Oh… [Arty feels it. Arty embraces it. There is a strong, possibly overwhelming feeling of gratitude, of sadness, of apology, frustration - The emotions cut off. Arty does not want to overwhelm Lialyi. But it is grateful. This has tipped the balance toward it genuinely calming down, instead of forcing itself.] Liiiialllyiiii [The chitt buzzes, low and fond, just like a wasps’ nest.]
[There are no words. Just a thoughtful buzzing. Again, a sense of gratitude.]
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Too bad the truth isn’t more flashy! But it’s not. I’m a machine like any other machine. Just a very old, very strong one with varying abilities. You don’t ask your wrench or gun its story.
I think maybe there is a significant difference between you and a wrench
I envy the wrench its clarity and defined intention! I so wanted to be free and yet it is not as freeing as I hoped.
<:) uhhuh I suppose a feeling of entrapment is ironically as organic as it gets
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Yeah. That is true, huh.
It is a long story, my story, but I usually only tell snippets. Rarely is anyone interested in more than that, if they’re actually interested at all. But that’s not a criticism; it’s usually better that way, for both sides.
I keep expecting the breeze again. I feel my roots as phantom limbs. Maybe I sleep on the roof tonight. Nothing can really harm me.
༻𐫱༺ Do you missss your rootss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
More than anything.
༻𐫱༺ I'm ssorry, Arty my friend🌱 ༻𐫱༺
Thank you. Just knowing that is...nice. It helps.
༻𐫱༺ Of coursse🌱 I wiss𝒽 I could 𝒽elp more🌱 ༻𐫱༺
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I’m…hard to help for most people. It’s why I rarely say anything. Most people I know have enough of their own problems, and mine can be difficult to understand and address. But it means a lot that you want to. Truly.