Red Velvet!
@feelinFoxy
Certified vixen of the wolf pack. Yes, the name is literally just Velvet, like the cake. DMs open if you're brave.
Ugh okay I guess I need to pin a something huh I'm Velvet, I'm likeeee 1,400 earth years old, I was born dead, I'm a natural redhead and I've never told a lie except for all the times that I have, Draculas do not interact because I HEARD you I will GET TO IT I'm on my smoke break Professional evil henchwoman ask me abt my rates No last name because I need no further introduction baybee ((Velvet is. Fully an original vampire OC, she's only here because she's friends with Kris through some silliness and she truly was born to be annoying on the internet. The lack of about pages on this site is a curse. The technicolour skin and hair is fully real because I think it's fun. Expect a significant amount of blood/goreposting, some nsfw themes, and like... a motif of the interplay of passion and predation? IDK what else you'll see she never shuts up. Askbox is: https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7 All art posted is by yours truly, She/Her for Velvet AND for me.))
My assassination tactics, however, are excellent
It's probably easier to kill one guy than it is to kill a lot of guys. Though they both involve a lot of prep, so there's a lot of pretty transferrable skills between them.
Depends on the guy? There's definitely transferable skills but also pretty different yk Planning for the actions of a bunch of guys knowing most of the plan is going out the window vs "it's just me and my dipshit scheme and it better work because it's just me and king clownass in his stupid bedroom at 2am"
Yeah, in one of these situations, the guys are all coming after you and your guys, whereas in the other, the one guy won't know you're a problem unless you're bad. But the prep is important either way. You need to know when the time is right, where's a good place to be, what your way out will be, etc.
Yeah exactly I used to be a pretty fucking awesome assassin but now I'm doing moreeee like... I guess I'm a general of sorts and man these are wildly different jobs with opposite learning curves heh
Man if I can get the guy who wrote the Art of War to follow me back I can do anything Suntzu don't look at any of my military decisions from the past ever thanks they were bad
Are you kidding? People who make questionable military decisions are who I DEDICATE my shit to. If you get your hands on a copy of my book I'll sign it for you.
I think we have one in the palace library let me go check oh my god my the boss is gonna FLIP
I think the duelling arena is finally clean enough to have my new sparring buddy over after someone, not naming names, Aurelia, trashed it
It looked like it was struck by a METEOR IN THERE I had to FIX THE CEILING
Can confirm, good beam I liked it
:)
Now that I’ve handled the chores and replaced a couple cracked windows I can check how things are progressing with that batch with the cherries is going I’m thinking scholar blood for it but idk depends how dry it is #blood #substances
I'm bored I'm going to convince Lucian to come and do The Orb bit with me
The orb????
He uses his magic to light up a glass fishbowl and we put it in the road and if people stop or slow their carriages to see what it is I go out in Bear from and mug them
This would work on me
Yeah it is actually really effective it's how we get a lot of our coins
:33 < gosh that sounds like fun
:33 < heck yeah i do???
Sick I'll tell him I'm having a friend over He's a little weird and definitely not harmless in the slightest but like he's chill
:33 < thats okay, im pawlso nyot harmless in the slightest
Oh yeah it was more a warning about his social weird than assuming he's a physical threat to you Some people don't like idle commentary on how he might mount them as taxidermy snrk
they may not appreciate you at your best but remember that they wwould not survvivve at your wworst.
I'm starting to think I was right and coffins are stupid and Lucian's stupid for making me have one
I had to try and get up without waking up Chao to deal with the Paladin and I slipped and elbowed him the throat...
Maybe we could attempt to build something akin to a wardrobe build, but slanted? What is the primary issue when getting out?
Ask Chao if he would like a china pillow or a stuffed one and I shall see what I can arrange.
I do realize the order of my chits does paint an image of me taking my annoying horse out into the woods so I can think about coffins big enough to fuck in in peace Which is exactly what happened it's just annoying that it looks that way also #nsfw
SIMPLY OWN A COFFIN/SARCOPHAGUS THAT IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE THAN IT IS ON THE OUTSIDE.
Cool you got a blueprint for that that I can fit in my bedroom
NO. I WOULD NEVER HELP ANYONE WILLINGLY UNLESS I BENEFIT IN SOME WAY.
Well alright man it's okay if someone else made it for you and you don't know how Thanks for the idea I bet I can ask Rosie about it
I'm trying to create a two person sized coffin but everything looks stupid no matter what I draft Forget all the other stuff this is the sign God hates little vampires
:33 < why nyot just one big coffin?
Unfortunately it runs into issues getting the lid off in the evening if only one of you is waking up
:33 < really?? aren't vampires supurr strong? :33 < i'm talking ameowt a really big coffin
It's not so much the heft but the unwieldiness of a slab of wood big enough to cover two people that needs to be carefully removed without disturbing my boytoy or breaking anything else in the room yk A casket would be easier because those are hinged but then one side wouldn't be able to lift
Fury is being a bitch about her stupid trail ride for her stupid health do you want to leave the pasture or not
This evening I had to wake up before the sun even went down because there was a Paladin outside breaking things and now I'm cranky about it even though the gash in my torso was an easy fix Fucking paladins knights are not worthy of respect #violence #gore #iguess?
https://youtu.be/d43XdxaIgvo?si=EnCaw4JPpXHALw9F
You know I've never met a vampire who wasn't a 10/10 I wonder if that's part of the process How would I even experiment with that "Hey any solid 6/10s want eternal unlife so I can see if it makes you objectively hotter"
Soliciting the internet for sparring partners because I spent all that time building a covered duelling arena and I don't want to only use it with Luci
I hope you get all sorts of takers, Velvet. They should be so lucky as to get rent asunder by your claws.
It is! You're always so gracious to provide for me.
also if you wanna go to the fight thing I can teleport you
yeah, fair enough. If you get done and it's still going on just let me know, I think I'm just about done for the day
All the more reason to discard your names regularly yikes
My mother kind of fucking obviously didn't actually name me Velvet Now given my mom didn't actually want to name me at all but my papa didn't name me Velvet EITHER Names are fake they're cute little labels we stick on shit much bigger than our bones and you can should and must discard them when they don't fit anymore
I have had several names myself. I do not know if I was ever named to begin with- Master Azazel decided on Aurelia, and I have used different aliases at the different jobs I have worked before House Dracula.
God I am whatever the opposite of a bull is I see a blue boy and it's like a cat spotting a mouse I guess
To be honest with you, I quite like that one. I think he would be quite... delicious.
Shall I make a formal introduction as the closest thing we have to a Lady of the House
Would it not be terribly embarrassing? I believe we may have spoken in passing, perhaps I should merely forget about it...
You know I adore them. They are such elegant and refined creatures, and intelligent.
Now, not to be indelicate, but I think some of the people on my feed would look real nice in the palace dungeon with the other bitches we keep on tap Maybe we should open applications for that, too #vagueposting
As I've said before my blood would probably be enough to get your heart pumping again only to give you a heart attack
My blood has never pumped but now I'm just intrigued even though I was not in fact talking about you I think you're chill Whyso
I consume unhealthy amounts of caffeine.
Oh psh that'd probably be fine if anything it'd be a hell of a good way to get that kick I gotta mix blood into evvvvverrything to metabolize the Yknow #substances If you ever wanna make a quick 10 silver pieces lmk
Uh sure we'll talk about it
You don't HAVE to this is not me cornering you in a back alley I just make blood wine and mead and stuff for the House as a hobby so cool blood mixes are often on my mind
Nah ur fine I'm just busy at the moment.
If the invention of the firearm couldn't make me shut the fuck up +5 Kull Score won't do it
You know for how violent I've been learning troll society is I'm surprised a little abduction is making headline news
A few p()sts ()n ch!ttr talk!n' ab()ut the!r fr!ends gett!n' abducted ()n a publ!c platf()rm !s headl!ne news n()w, !s !t?
So, the rudimentary education I received 1,100 years ago defines a hyperbole as
:33< its a little diffurent when mew know them
Yeah but the th!ng !s, w()uldn't y()u be up !n arms !f y()ur fr!ends were snatched up? ()r d() y()u n()t care that much?
Sometimes I wish our local crier gave more exciting news like this. Although it seems nothing has come of it regardless.
For how secretive v★mpires ★re I'm shocked you're spe★king.
There's really no concise way to answer that with my true feelings on the matter so I'll just say fair comment
How ★bout you st★rt the tr★dition then?
Step two is figuring out how to post a picture I took with a camera to this stupid site Devil in hell if you answer endling prayers... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0f46ab90276.png
Would. Next question.
Completely worth it. Absolutely stunning, as ever. I'm sure many will rejoice at your visage.
So like do you lock your windows and/or keep a lot of religious artifacts orrrr~
I was raised Catholic so. No, on both counts.
Interestinggggg very interestinggggg Just good to know for completely innocent reasons I assure you
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Oh! It worked!!!! You look very lovely!