Red Velvet!: "You know for how violent I've been learning troll society is…"

You know for how violent I've been learning troll society is I'm surprised a little abduction is making headline news

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Somaya

@collateralArtisan[CA]

A few p()sts ()n ch!ttr talk!n' ab()ut the!r fr!ends gett!n' abducted ()n a publ!c platf()rm !s headl!ne news n()w, !s !t?

Discor Daniem

@tidalRider[TR]

notthing else going on i guess. slow day att tthe news office

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So, the rudimentary education I received 1,100 years ago defines a hyperbole as

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

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@arsenicCatnaps[AC]

:33< its a little diffurent when mew know them

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Somaya

@collateralArtisan[CA]

Yeah but the th!ng !s, w()uldn't y()u be up !n arms !f y()ur fr!ends were snatched up? ()r d() y()u n()t care that much?

Aurelia

Sylink Protah: The Rising Moon

@sunflowerGardens[SG]

Sometimes I wish our local crier gave more exciting news like this. Although it seems nothing has come of it regardless.

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@singularityManifest[SM]

For how secretive v★mpires ★re I'm shocked you're spe★king.

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We're secretive? Since when?

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Sylink Protah: The Rising Moon

There's really no concise way to answer that with my true feelings on the matter so I'll just say fair comment

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