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@theartofWar

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 1926Kull Score: 154543 followers40 following

Hi guys, what's up on the feed tonight. Chittr for Troll Android

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Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

mfing suntzu has an android omfg

@techhDogg[TD]

I like being able to download APKs. And I loathe Troll Apple Music.

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Total: 5

Suntzu Tzusun

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Kull: +50
Total: 120
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YUCKY PENNY
This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.
Unraisinably Hated 100K
This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.
Keykeeper
This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
@chillerAficionado[CA]

So true bestiel

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Total: 5

NO

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yo

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Get out of my sight, you second-rate sorcerer.

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@theartofWar[TW]

SECOND RATE?! HOW DARE YOU. MERASMUS IS A FEARED ALL POWERFUL WIZARD!!!

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Don't you owe the Japanese mafia a crisp twelve bands?

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@theartofWar[TW]

NO....MERASMUS ALREADY PAID OFF THE JAPANESE MAFIA.... TWICE....

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What about the Korean mafia? You paid them back yet?

@theartofWar[TW]

. . . OH SHIT.

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Cheddar and barbecruel wavy and sour scream and onion equals three-layer grub stack.

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Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

[Yummers]

Can't sleep. There's some lameass party in the next hive over blasting their shitawful tunes out the window. Gonna play TF2 all light and just sleep in tomorrow, I think.

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You can't spell "battle" without "bat". Because bats are weapons. And if you battle without a weapon, well, you're kind of fucked, right? #suntzuadvice

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Total: 70
Ratio: 2.50
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Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@singularityManifest[SM]

My whole body is ★ we★pon.

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That's true actually. Have you ever parried something with your eyelashes by blinking at the right time? That seems like a you thing.

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Total: 5
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chaku-mun
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
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@singularityManifest[SM]

I'm working on my gl★re p★rry ★ctu★lly.

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Hell yeah, that's awesome.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
A Herping Hand
Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.
@audaciousConfident[AC]

Suntzu.....

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Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

Yeah that's me.

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Total: 10
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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
tatis-inəpʰu
This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
A Herping Hand
Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.
@audaciousConfident[AC]

Huge fan. D-o-o- y-o-o-u have any wisd-o-o-ms f-o-o-r me?

If you can't play to your own strengths, pretend you have strengths you don't, and your enemies will think you have loads of strengths, get terrified and forfeit.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
@theartofWar[TW]
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Dirty Boyz
“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Sunrise Crown
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

i can vErIfy this works.

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The boys are back.

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
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Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

What did he mean by this?

The boys. They're back.

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Dirty Boyz
“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

to kill me or what

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Spread the word. The boys are back in town.

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Dirty Boyz
“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Sunrise Crown
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Patron
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Vilegirl's Favor
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

yEAh the boys ArE for sUrE back in town to kill me. i'll let pEoplE know. wOndEr how that chick that slAppEd the boys' fAcE is dOIn.

I'm sure she's doing fine. Probably living happily in a mid-range hiveblock with her descendants. Who are not orphans.

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Kaboom! There goes your airship, watch it crumble Feel the power, Suntzu Tzusun's in the game No escape, time to face your fate There's no- there's no- Ka-kaka-ka- #lyricsposting

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Top 5 reasons why I hate noobs: a thread. (1/?)

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All That Glitters
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Chronic Catturbater
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EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
Sunrise Crown
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@canineRebel[CR]

what even are noobs.

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@canineRebel[CR]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Efmjdh_UMAAmypI.png

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Puppymoded
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All That Glitters
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Chronic Catturbater
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EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
@canineRebel[CR]

ok. finally some literal explanation.

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Total: 5
@canineRebel[CR]

You gotta know what a noob really is in order to properly dislike them. Otherwise you're just being a hater for the sake of it, and that makes you lame.

* So true

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Thinking of starting a Grubtube channel where I talk about old stuff I've collected. I'd call it something like "Suntzu's Stash". Would any of you bee into that or nah?

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He- he- he opened up the door (he opened up the door) They started runnin' (They started runnin') Trollmer let the Barts out #lyricposting

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Trollmer let the Barts out. Trollmer let the Barts out!

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Anyone wanna go on a military campaign with me? There'll be food and rice wine and we can exchange stories and shit.

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Sword Saint
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@callouslyCynical[CC]

I will join you, as a fellow phillosopher of the tacticull arts.

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Awesome

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You just don't get it, do you? Domain Expansion: Westward Journey.

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I've grown very fond of Troll Mario Kart DS. I like the skinny purple guy and his very small constructionbuggy.

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Hey why do I have twelve pots of clotted cream I didn't send for this

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@screamingPoet[SP]

SCREAM LOUDLY AND CARRY AN IMPOSSIBLY BIG STICK WITH YOUR COMMUNITY.

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Yeah do this.

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Chittrclan
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A Truly Horrible Goose
Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@jovialFlight[JF]

꒰ঌ Shit chick whateVer you say! ໒꒱

You already know who it is, Suntzu on the mic I'm the reason you know the difference between a death march and a hike Ten of my troops, a thousand of yours, we'd squash you guys like bugs My soldiers are trained warriors, you treat your troops like thugs #suntzuonthemic

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Big up Triple T, shout out to my main man.

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Holy peak?

Is troll Juice WRLD still around? I haven't been keeping up with the music scene as much.