Suntzu Tzusun
@theartofWar
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
That white girl was right, this "ginger bread Pepsi" elixir is awesome. I need to get this to my troops as soon as possible.
Bonus tip: whatever you do, *don't* upload all your battle techniques in a GrubTube video, you fools.
What about streaming them?
If you #collab with your allies, you all get an advantage over your enemies.
I think @singularityManifest is pretty cool.
Th★nk you Suntzu, you ★re ★lso cool.
Remember to eat food before you leave your barracks. Otherwise, you'll tire and weaken earlier, which is bad.
I fear not the man who has practised ten thousand kicks once. I also fear not the man who has practised one kick ten thousand times. Because I would have my men attack both of those guys with polearms that are longer than a leg.
WHAT ABOUT THE MAN WHO'S DONE 10,000 #COLLABS? THAT GUY WOULD BE REALLY POWERFUL. [⠿]
Don't let your enemy get an advantage. This will make life harder for you.
I don't think I yearn for anything, really. Whenever there's peacetime enough, I'm good.
favourite part of the art of war ri6ht here.
Post dedicated to @singularityManifest. https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/sylink.png
Do you know hundred-m★n sl★ying fist technique Suntzu?
Yeah, but what they don't tell you is that you need the discipline and patience first *before* you can do the Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique.
I'm very disciplined ★nd p★tient I ★ssure you.
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i know a gal just lIkE this.
Soldiers are like power lines. Send them too far and they lose energy and become ineffective. @specialRelativity
Daily quotes 1 of 1. "stay the fuck out my lake" - @crystalLakeside (probably)
"An Enemy turned Ally is Doubly as Beneficial as a Destroyed Enemy." -@theartofWar #friendshipfriday
If you steal your enemy's food, you'll have more and they'll have less. Big win.
If you enter Peace Talks with your Enemy, you have a new Friend to build a Farm with!
"= if you eat your enemy. you have more. and they. are. ="
The strongest victory is one which requires no battle to reach it. You are truly wise.
An enemy turned ally is doubly as beneficial as a destroyed enemy.
What a great Quote! Is it okay if I Save it and Share it around the Office?
"= an enemy turned sustenance is tasty as fuck. ="
Impressive duel with @singularityManifest earlier. Avoids countless mistakes I usually see from other seadwellers of similar attitudes. Very well done!
You were most impressive ★s well. H★d I given you more time to think the outcome m★y not h★ve gone in my f★vor.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Who tryna duel me... #combat #battle
A warrior who goe⁻s into battle⁻ without re⁻ason should have⁻ no e⁻xpe⁻ctation to win.
フィドゥスポーンバトルのことだ？
War is based on two ideas that many fail to understand: that 1) you have to break as much of the enemy's stuff as possible, and 2) that you need to keep your own stuff from being broken. This includes people.