Troll Karl Marx
@specteroverAlternia
Defender of the trolletariet
Workers of chittr unite. You have nothing to lose only your caste
im renoun☭ing using ☭api☭al le☭☭ers due ☭o OUR ha☭red of ☭api☭al
♰ ive been ahead of you on that part ♰
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
HI. I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED ALMOST EVERY INTERACTION I'VE HAD ON HERE SO FAR HAS BEEN SOME LEVEL OF NORMAL. THANKS FOR JUST SAYING HI. I APPRECIATE IT.
4S 4DOR4BL3 4S 1T 1S TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S 4WKW4RD 1N GR33T1NG 4NYON3 FROM YOUR GR1ZZL3D B4CKSTORY 1 WOULD 1M4G1N3 TH4T B4CK 4ND FORTH COMMUN1C4T1ON ON H3R3 WOULD B3 CONS1D3R3D V1OL4T1NG YOUR STUP1D RUL3S, WOULD 1T NOT? >:]
DISREGARDING THE ASININE USAGE OF 'GRIZZLED' HERE, NO. BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION DOESN'T VIOLATE ANY OF MY LEGITIMATE AND UNDERSTANDABLE RULES, SO LONG AS THE BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION ISN'T ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID.
WH4T WOULD CONST1TUT3 4S 'NOT STUP1D'? LONG W1ND3D R3V13WS OF C1N3M4 YOU FOUND LY1NG 4ROUND 4ND DUST3D TH3 B4CH3LOR 3NCRUST3D L4Y3R OF CH33S3 PRODUCT ON 1TS OUT3R C4S1NG? H3H3H3
I WOULD *LOVE* IF PEOPLE ON HERE WERE TYPING MULTI-PARAGRAPH CINEMA REVIEWS LIKE EVERYONE'S FALLEN INTO A MASS LETTERBOXD HYSTERIA. I WOULD EVEN *LOVE* TO DUST THE CHEESE PRODUCT OFF THE OUTER CASING OF MY OWN EXTENSIVE REVIEWS AND TYPE THEM VERBATIM ONTO HERE, WORD FOR WORD AND STRAIGHT FROM THE MIND OF A SIX SWEEP OLD BRAT. EITHER OF THOSE THINGS WOULD BE BETTER THAN BEING ACCOSTED BY THE ENDLESS STREAM OF NONSENSE I KEEP SEEING ON HERE.
SO TH1S 1S JUST 4 R3GUL4R SOC14L M3D14 P4G3 FOR YOURS3LF TH3N, DUMMY 1 DONT KNOW WHY YOU 4R3 SO DR4M4T1C 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
YOU KNOW WHAT, TEREZI? I'M SO RELIEVED TO SEE ANY VERSION OF YOU THAT I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO COUNTER THAT WITH A LEGITIMATE ARGUMENT. YOU CAN THANK ME FOR NOT BLOWING YOUR SOCKS OFF WITH MY SOUND REBUTTAL.
you knoww thanks pal i wwant to say it wwas difficult but this wwas actually like takin mealwworms from a malnourished grub once the time travvel aspect wwas sorted out
Everyday I dream of ☭he ruling ☭as☭e being over☭hrown bu☭ sadly every day I wake up
I for one suppor☭ missingno in ☭earing down ☭he ruling ☭as☭e and providing ☭he ☭ondi☭ions some☭hing grea☭
ive_never_read_troll_marx's_capital,_but_ive_got_the_marks_of_capital_all_over_my_body_#thuglife
One of the other teal∆ at the office called me a chud... I hope that'∆ a good thing!
it iz n0t.
I am no☭ pas☭ 10 followers whi☭h means ☭ha☭ now I ☭hink we'd have a pre☭☭y good ☭han☭e of ☭ausing ☭he ☭omple☭e over☭hrow of ☭he ☭as☭e sys☭em if we s☭ormed ☭he me☭aphori☭al Win☭er Pala☭e
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♰ how have i yet to find you i vehemently agree ♰
Uhhh be☭ause ☭he movemen☭ is underground??? Kids ☭odays jus☭ expe☭☭ing every☭hing ☭o be shown ☭o ☭hem smh
♰ ive been speaking openly of it for sweeps, it wouldn't be so underground if maybe you raised some actually effort over it ♰
Revolu☭ion ☭omorrow #yearning
/\ See if I can't do you proud /\
I hear ☭OURe's been lo☭s of ☭alk abou☭ poli☭i☭s as of re☭en☭ 👀
Albei☭ no☭ as mu☭h as ☭he absolu☭e smu☭ ☭ha☭ ge☭s pos☭ed bu☭ i☭'s a good s☭ar☭
Hopefully ☭OUR opens a few more peoples eyes ☭o ☭he glory of ☭he revolu☭ion
take some resour(es out of the equation for the enem7, at the ver7 least
Yes reading OUR ☭hi☭s ☭oun☭s as reading ☭heory. ☭hey're bo☭h equally impor☭an☭.
☭roll Marxis☭s always give up ONE day before ☭hey s☭ar☭ ☭he revolu☭ion. Don'☭ le☭ ☭ha☭ be you.
NA)(. give up. let t)(e s)(ame make you STRONG----ER instead of givin up your life so recklessly...
And OURe is proof of ☭he ruling ☭lass being afraid and ☭rying ☭o ☭ear down ☭he momen☭.
t)(e moment? T)(-E MOM----ENT? )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A a)(, you crack me up. am i gonna )(ave to dig up your class traitor simpin again
Ain'☭ no s☭ruggle like a ☭as☭e s☭ruggle!
does it hav 2 be a struggle?
Well I suppose if ☭he ruling ☭as☭e are ni☭e abou☭ i☭ ☭hen i☭ doesn'☭ have ☭o be
☭he nex☭ Karl Marx will be a perver☭ from ☭hi☭☭r
Shou☭-ou☭ ☭he bulge☭aria☭ I guess #nsfw
For ma☭espri☭Island im vo☭ing for ☭he in☭erna☭ional ☭rolle☭arie☭
I grow ra☭OUR fond of ☭ha☭ Fozzer Velyes guy, he ge☭s i☭.
yeah actually Troll Karl Marx is just way funnier then Karl Marcks now that I think of it for longer then 0.0001 seconds
took you a w)(ile. guess your t)(eory doesnt cover comedy, eit)(er.
☭ I know WE are ALL meant to be against capitalism and everything but fortnite is really cool so I think I can forgive it a bit ☭
I’m sorry was that Karl Marx in my replies just now.
I leave for an hour and so much changes.
☭ I have a life too you know, keeping up with the ongoings of the world is important ☭
I respect that.
☭ If you all spent more time unionizing and less time writing smut I think we'd have some better living conditions now ☭
troll society is innately designed to breed and kill. w)(yda t)(ink we got 4 different ways of breedin? and w)(y do you t)(ink i enforce it wit)( drones? t)(e endless tension and suspense, t)(e constant need of completionism. i made it be an actual sexual market and if you dont fuck, you die. t)(ats w)(y youll keep losin, gramps