

Deep Fried Bastard.
@monophthalmicCnidarian
Th€ ∵nl¥ thing ta$ti€ꝛ than caviaꝛ⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . M¥ ꝛ€laxing vacati∵n c∵m€$ t∵ an €nd⋮⋮⋮h∵w€v€ꝛ, th€ chanc€$ t∵ g∵ dancing hav€ ꝛi$€n t€nf∵ld⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I find m¥$€lf b∵ꝛ€d ∵nc€ m∵ꝛ€⋮⋮⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I hav€ $l€₱t all da¥, that fifth gla$$ ∵f win€ wa$ $uch a t€ꝛꝛibl€ id€a, th€ Lu$u$ will n€v€ꝛ l€t m€ liv€ thi$ d∵wn⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I mu$t inv€$t in ¥€t an∵th€ꝛ ₱aiꝛ ∵f ꝛ∵ll€ꝛ $kat€$, I am n€v€ꝛ $ati$fi€d with ju$t tw€nt¥⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . V€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting bant€ꝛ that tak€$ ₱lac€ at thi$ tim€ ∵f light⋮ Giv€$ m€ a g∵∵d laugh aft€ꝛ a f€w gla$$€$ ∵ff th€ b∵ttl€⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It w∵uld b€ ꝛ∵ughl¥ th€ $€v€nth tim€ I hav€ mad€ thi$ chitt, but it c∵ntinu€$ t∵ b€ ₱ꝛ∵v€n ∵v€ꝛ and ∵v€ꝛ, th€ maj∵ꝛit¥ ∵f thi$ $it€ i$ $∵ $∵ft, and $∵ ₱ainfull¥ $€n$itiv€⋮ It b∵ꝛd€ꝛ$ ∵n im₱ꝛ€$$iv€ l€v€l$ ∵f h∵w $∵ft ¥∵uꝛ chit∵n ha$ b€c∵m€⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . A fꝛ€$hl¥ ₱∵₱₱€d b∵ttl€ ∵f win€ and th€ unc∵ntꝛ∵llabl€ uꝛg€ t∵ tuꝛn th€ $tudi∵ int∵ a danc€fl∵∵ꝛ⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . $uch unb€c∵ming, unc∵uth mal€$ ∵nlin€ at thi$ tim€ ∵f light⋮ 'Ick,' a$ th€ human$ $a¥⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ lu$u$ i$ $∵ d€manding t∵light⋮ Mu$t I mak€ an∵th€ꝛ fiv€ $taꝛ di$h ∵f ꝛaw €x∵tic m€at$ f∵ꝛ ¥∵u, d€manding thing? $∵ v€ꝛ¥ luck¥ I ad∵ꝛ€ ¥∵u⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ lu$u$ i$ gꝛ∵wing d€manding⋮⋮⋮I ma¥ fini$h ∵ff th€ b∵ttl€ and tuꝛn in f∵ꝛ th€ light⋮

i aint lettin stupid ass bs throw off my vibes 2day #affirmations

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I hav€ chang€d m¥ mind⋮ Th€ j€$t€ꝛ ha$ f∵und a n€wl¥ ꝛ€l€a$€d b∵ttl€ ∵f win€ I $im₱l¥ mu$t tꝛ¥⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I hav€ had €n∵ugh ann∵¥anc€ f∵ꝛ ∵n€ light⋮ I will b€ ꝛ€tiꝛing t∵ b€d with m¥ Lu$u$ €aꝛl¥⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It $€€m$ I hav€ b€€n attꝛacting a wid€ vaꝛi€t¥ ∵f 'Dav€$' t∵light⋮ V€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting d€v€l∵₱m€nt, I mu$t $a¥⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I mu$t ꝛ€it€ꝛat€; $∵m€ ∵f ¥∵u ∵n thi$ $it€ aꝛ€ $∵ v€ꝛ¥, v€ꝛ¥ $€n$itiv€⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ ₱€∵₱l€ wh∵ fꝛ€qu€nt thi$ $it€ aꝛ€ $∵⋮⋮⋮$€n$itiv€⋮ Fiꝛ$t da¥ ∵n Alt€ꝛnia, i$ it?

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . $∵ n€€d¥ t∵ g€t m¥ $aunt€ꝛ₱∵d$ m∵ving, $al$a i$ n∵t th€ ∵nl¥ danc€ I kn∵w⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It i$ n∵t ∵ft€n I can find a danc€ ₱aꝛtn€ꝛ wh∵ can k€€₱ ₱ac€ with m€⋮ V€ꝛ¥ unf∵ꝛtunat€, I ma¥ hav€ t∵ l€av€ th€ v€nu€ un$ati$fi€d⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ lu$u$ in$i$t$ ∵n ₱ꝛ€€ning m€ at thi$ h∵uꝛ, a$ I tꝛ¥ t∵ w∵ꝛk⋮ ₱₱€ꝛha₱$ a littl€ bꝛ€ak i$ in ∵ꝛd€ꝛ, $haꝛ€ a gla$$ ∵f win€ with th€ j€$t€ꝛ⋮

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . If ∵nl¥ I had b€€n watching th€ da$h ju$t a minut€ $∵∵n€ꝛ, I c∵uld hav€ €x₱€ꝛi€nc€d th€ dꝛama fiꝛ$t-hand⋮









