Deep Fried Bastard.
@monophthalmicCnidarian
Th€ ∵nl¥ thing ta$ti€ꝛ than caviaꝛ⋮
Z. all thiz noize in my pan for no reazon the balance of the outer ring iz clearly being prodded once again. .Z
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Ma¥b€ ¥∵u c∵uld b€ u$€ful, littl€ Am₱∵ꝛa, and d∵ $∵m€thing ab∵ut th€ t€ꝛꝛibl€ cꝛi$i$, hm?
Z. i wwill be feeding you to the terrorz. .Z
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I am h∵ꝛꝛifi€d⋮
my personal alt philosophy is that each newv alt presented to me is a complete stranger. cause they are.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . M€ntall¥ ∵f c∵uꝛ$€ I kn∵w thi$, but it i$ v€ꝛ¥ €nj∵¥abl€ t∵ lum₱ th€m all t∵g€th€ꝛ and mak€ th€m angꝛ¥⋮ Fꝛ€€ €nt€ꝛtainm€nt⋮
i mean, sure but thats an assumption you havwe. Assuming theyll all get angry just because. if its a personal attack sure, but a svweeping one is vwhat wv/e. just empty often dumb regurgitated statements
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I lik€ t∵ ₱uꝛ₱∵$€full¥ ₱∵k€ at th€m f∵ꝛ thing$ th€¥ did n∵t d∵ and l€t th€m g€t all u₱ in aꝛm$, $uch ₱€ꝛf∵ꝛmativ€ 'I w∵uld N€v€ꝛ$⋮' I kn∵w, I d∵ n∵t caꝛ€⋮ It i$ th€ $im₱l€ ₱l€a$uꝛ€$ in lif€⋮
i cannot stress this enough. i dont actually care. you do you dude
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I kn∵w ¥∵u d∵ n∵t caꝛ€, it i$ $im₱l¥ fun talking at ¥∵u⋮ ¥¥∵uꝛ iꝛꝛitati∵n wa$ u$€ful €nt€ꝛtainm€nt whil€ it la$t€d⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I find m¥$€lf b∵ꝛ€d ∵nc€ m∵ꝛ€⋮⋮⋮
|ss theerre Ayntt|hng | cn do tto mke u lesss boreedd? be|ng brod |s nooo funn :(
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ Lu$u$ g∵t t∵ m€ fiꝛ$t, $natching m€ awa¥ f∵ꝛ $nuggl€$ and d€manding m¥ att€nti∵n at €v€ꝛ¥ m∵m€nt⋮ $ill¥ thing⋮
i feel like theres a lack of masc divas around like as in big men with their suits and whatever wearing dangly earrings and mascara its not a look i can pull off but someone should do it just a peek into my twisted mind yall
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . If ₱ant$uit$ c∵unt, th€n ¥∵u aꝛ€ c€ꝛtainl¥ f€licit∵u$ t∵light⋮
Pumpkin carving contests will resume as normal throughout the month! Stencils available upon request but do remember only appropiate 1980s era PG language will be permitted. This is a family event after all! (Part 3 of 31) #frightnight #longformnarrative #countdowntohalloween
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . What i$ th€ ₱uꝛ₱∵$€ ∵f $uch a tꝛaditi∵n? I a$$um€ it i$ $ignificantl¥ diff€ꝛ€nt than th€ und€ꝛwat€ꝛ f€$tiviti€$ ∵f th€ $€a$∵n⋮
The ceremonial cutting of the gourd has many interesting history with our world's nation of Ireland, often an apotropaic object, it acted as a warding against evil spirits and a very specific guy by the name of Jack. Badass dude, tricked the devil multiple times before he was barred from entering the afterlife.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Hm, ꝛ€mind$ m€ ∵f th∵$€ $ill¥ gꝛub tal€$⋮ H∵w int€ꝛ€$ting⋮
Yes I agree, it is quite a fascinating tale
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . N∵ꝛmall¥, I $im₱l¥ f€€d ₱um₱kin t∵ th€ Lu$u$⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It w∵uld b€ ꝛ∵ughl¥ th€ $€v€nth tim€ I hav€ mad€ thi$ chitt, but it c∵ntinu€$ t∵ b€ ₱ꝛ∵v€n ∵v€ꝛ and ∵v€ꝛ, th€ maj∵ꝛit¥ ∵f thi$ $it€ i$ $∵ $∵ft, and $∵ ₱ainfull¥ $€n$itiv€⋮ It b∵ꝛd€ꝛ$ ∵n im₱ꝛ€$$iv€ l€v€l$ ∵f h∵w $∵ft ¥∵uꝛ chit∵n ha$ b€c∵m€⋮
𓄀 i like my fish ⌖ne armed and a bad attitʊde and y⌖ʊ aint that. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I am ∵n€-€¥€d, and $ignificantl¥ w∵ꝛ$€⋮
𓄀 n⌖pe, ⌖ne arm, and i g⌖tta be the ⌖ne t⌖ bʊrn it ⌖ff, and ya g⌖tta be pretty bʊilt t⌖⌖, i aint like them skinny m⌖therfʊckers. g⌖tta be ⌖lder than me and i kn⌖w ya aint. and y⌖ʊ g⌖tta piss me ⌖ff by breathin and y⌖ʊ sʊre as fʊck aint d⌖ing that either. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Di$gu$ting, ¥∵u think I am att€m₱ting t∵ c∵m₱€t€ f∵ꝛ ¥∵u, and b€li€v€ I am a twink, n∵ l€$$? H∵w in$ulting⋮ Th∵ugh i w∵uld l ∵ v € t∵ $€€ ¥∵uꝛ att€m₱t at ꝛi₱₱ing an¥thing fꝛ∵m m¥ caꝛa₱ac€⋮ What a j∵k€, ¥∵u aꝛ€ a j∵k€⋮ K€€₱ d∵ing ¥∵uꝛ littl€ ¥a₱₱¥ jig f∵ꝛ m€, j€$t€ꝛ⋮
𓄀 w⌖w y⌖ʊ c⌖mpletley misʊnderst⌖⌖d shit i was saying. im TELLING YA. I aint interested in flirting. I g⌖t my hands fʊll with a m⌖therfʊcker already. n⌖ way. and trʊst me, i can bʊrn anythin t⌖ ash. y⌖ʊ aint special s⌖ftbelly. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ¥¥∵uꝛ ₱¥ꝛ∵t€chnic$ d∵ n∵t im₱ꝛ€$$ m€⋮ G∵ back t∵ €nt€ꝛtaining gꝛub$, ∵ꝛ ꝛambling ∵n ¥∵uꝛ $∵lil∵qu¥, $€€ing a$ ¥∵u aꝛ€ th€ ∵nl¥ ₱€ꝛ$∵n li$t€ning t∵ what€v€ꝛ ₱∵₱₱¥c∵ck i$ $₱illing fꝛ∵m ¥∵uꝛ li₱$⋮
𓄀 i think ya m⌖re insʊlted that i think y⌖ʊ'd be d⌖g shit ʊgly. twink. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . V€ꝛ¥ v€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting, an¥ tꝛ∵ll wh∵ di$lik€$ ¥∵u aut∵maticall¥ b€c∵m€$ $∵m€ whit€ $kinn¥ ₱ꝛick with a l∵$$ ∵f id€ntit¥? H∵w t€lling⋮ ¥¥∵u aꝛ€ $∵ ₱ a i n f u l l ¥ lam€⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ∵h m¥, cann∵t c∵m₱ꝛ€h€nd $ubt€xt ∵f ¥∵uꝛ ∵wn w∵ꝛd$? Fꝛight€ning⋮
꒦꒷I'm Wylin?꒷꒦
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . What€v€ꝛ ab∵minati∵n thi$ i$, I tꝛul¥ d∵ wi$h ¥∵u had k€₱t it t∵ ¥∵uꝛ$€lf⋮
꒦꒷SO YOu WAn♱ A Bi♱e Or NAh꒷꒦
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Ꝛ€v∵lting, daꝛling⋮ Ab$∵lut€l¥ n∵t⋮
꒦꒷I♱ KindA Bi♱e BAck Ngl꒷꒦
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . That i$ ₱uꝛ€l¥ vil€⋮ ¥¥∵uꝛ $∵ft ₱alat€ mu$t b€ in ag∵n¥⋮
𓄀 g⌖ ⌖n s⌖mewhere and qʊit talkin' t⌖ my partner like that. ya made ya damn p⌖int. get ⌖n with ya self. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ∵h m¥, cꝛ¥ m€ a ꝛiv€ꝛ⋮ H∵w daꝛ€ I €ngag€ in a c∵ntinu€d $tꝛing ∵f dial∵gu€ f∵ꝛ m¥ ∵wn €nt€ꝛtainm€nt ∵n a $∵cial m€dia $it€ ab∵ut c∵mm€nting and chitting th€ m∵$t ₱an-fꝛ¥ing unb€li€vabl¥ $tu₱id t∵₱ic$⋮ $∵ $€n$itiv€, d∵ ¥∵u n∵t l€t ¥∵uꝛ ₱aꝛtn€ꝛ ∵ut ∵f th€ hiv€, €ith€ꝛ? Di$ta$t€ful⋮