Deep Fried Bastard.
@monophthalmicCnidarian
Th€ ∵nl¥ thing ta$ti€ꝛ than caviaꝛ⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . M¥ ꝛ€laxing vacati∵n c∵m€$ t∵ an €nd⋮⋮⋮h∵w€v€ꝛ, th€ chanc€$ t∵ g∵ dancing hav€ ꝛi$€n t€nf∵ld⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I find m¥$€lf b∵ꝛ€d ∵nc€ m∵ꝛ€⋮⋮⋮
nO(TiNg)gOoD(TiNg)nO GoOd(tInG)No(tInG)GoOd!(TiNg)lEt's(tInG)FiX(TiNg)tHaT!
|ss theerre Ayntt|hng | cn do tto mke u lesss boreedd? be|ng brod |s nooo funn :(
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ Lu$u$ g∵t t∵ m€ fiꝛ$t, $natching m€ awa¥ f∵ꝛ $nuggl€$ and d€manding m¥ att€nti∵n at €v€ꝛ¥ m∵m€nt⋮ $ill¥ thing⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I hav€ $l€₱t all da¥, that fifth gla$$ ∵f win€ wa$ $uch a t€ꝛꝛibl€ id€a, th€ Lu$u$ will n€v€ꝛ l€t m€ liv€ thi$ d∵wn⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I mu$t inv€$t in ¥€t an∵th€ꝛ ₱aiꝛ ∵f ꝛ∵ll€ꝛ $kat€$, I am n€v€ꝛ $ati$fi€d with ju$t tw€nt¥⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . V€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting bant€ꝛ that tak€$ ₱lac€ at thi$ tim€ ∵f light⋮ Giv€$ m€ a g∵∵d laugh aft€ꝛ a f€w gla$$€$ ∵ff th€ b∵ttl€⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It w∵uld b€ ꝛ∵ughl¥ th€ $€v€nth tim€ I hav€ mad€ thi$ chitt, but it c∵ntinu€$ t∵ b€ ₱ꝛ∵v€n ∵v€ꝛ and ∵v€ꝛ, th€ maj∵ꝛit¥ ∵f thi$ $it€ i$ $∵ $∵ft, and $∵ ₱ainfull¥ $€n$itiv€⋮ It b∵ꝛd€ꝛ$ ∵n im₱ꝛ€$$iv€ l€v€l$ ∵f h∵w $∵ft ¥∵uꝛ chit∵n ha$ b€c∵m€⋮
𓄀 n⌖pe, ⌖ne arm, and i g⌖tta be the ⌖ne t⌖ bʊrn it ⌖ff, and ya g⌖tta be pretty bʊilt t⌖⌖, i aint like them skinny m⌖therfʊckers. g⌖tta be ⌖lder than me and i kn⌖w ya aint. and y⌖ʊ g⌖tta piss me ⌖ff by breathin and y⌖ʊ sʊre as fʊck aint d⌖ing that either. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Di$gu$ting, ¥∵u think I am att€m₱ting t∵ c∵m₱€t€ f∵ꝛ ¥∵u, and b€li€v€ I am a twink, n∵ l€$$? H∵w in$ulting⋮ Th∵ugh i w∵uld l ∵ v € t∵ $€€ ¥∵uꝛ att€m₱t at ꝛi₱₱ing an¥thing fꝛ∵m m¥ caꝛa₱ac€⋮ What a j∵k€, ¥∵u aꝛ€ a j∵k€⋮ K€€₱ d∵ing ¥∵uꝛ littl€ ¥a₱₱¥ jig f∵ꝛ m€, j€$t€ꝛ⋮
𓄀 w⌖w y⌖ʊ c⌖mpletley misʊnderst⌖⌖d shit i was saying. im TELLING YA. I aint interested in flirting. I g⌖t my hands fʊll with a m⌖therfʊcker already. n⌖ way. and trʊst me, i can bʊrn anythin t⌖ ash. y⌖ʊ aint special s⌖ftbelly. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ¥¥∵uꝛ ₱¥ꝛ∵t€chnic$ d∵ n∵t im₱ꝛ€$$ m€⋮ G∵ back t∵ €nt€ꝛtaining gꝛub$, ∵ꝛ ꝛambling ∵n ¥∵uꝛ $∵lil∵qu¥, $€€ing a$ ¥∵u aꝛ€ th€ ∵nl¥ ₱€ꝛ$∵n li$t€ning t∵ what€v€ꝛ ₱∵₱₱¥c∵ck i$ $₱illing fꝛ∵m ¥∵uꝛ li₱$⋮
𓄀 i think ya m⌖re insʊlted that i think y⌖ʊ'd be d⌖g shit ʊgly. twink. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . V€ꝛ¥ v€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting, an¥ tꝛ∵ll wh∵ di$lik€$ ¥∵u aut∵maticall¥ b€c∵m€$ $∵m€ whit€ $kinn¥ ₱ꝛick with a l∵$$ ∵f id€ntit¥? H∵w t€lling⋮ ¥¥∵u aꝛ€ $∵ ₱ a i n f u l l ¥ lam€⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ∵h m¥, cann∵t c∵m₱ꝛ€h€nd $ubt€xt ∵f ¥∵uꝛ ∵wn w∵ꝛd$? Fꝛight€ning⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . A fꝛ€$hl¥ ₱∵₱₱€d b∵ttl€ ∵f win€ and th€ unc∵ntꝛ∵llabl€ uꝛg€ t∵ tuꝛn th€ $tudi∵ int∵ a danc€fl∵∵ꝛ⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . $uch unb€c∵ming, unc∵uth mal€$ ∵nlin€ at thi$ tim€ ∵f light⋮ 'Ick,' a$ th€ human$ $a¥⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ lu$u$ i$ $∵ d€manding t∵light⋮ Mu$t I mak€ an∵th€ꝛ fiv€ $taꝛ di$h ∵f ꝛaw €x∵tic m€at$ f∵ꝛ ¥∵u, d€manding thing? $∵ v€ꝛ¥ luck¥ I ad∵ꝛ€ ¥∵u⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ lu$u$ i$ gꝛ∵wing d€manding⋮⋮⋮I ma¥ fini$h ∵ff th€ b∵ttl€ and tuꝛn in f∵ꝛ th€ light⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I hav€ chang€d m¥ mind⋮ Th€ j€$t€ꝛ ha$ f∵und a n€wl¥ ꝛ€l€a$€d b∵ttl€ ∵f win€ I $im₱l¥ mu$t tꝛ¥⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I hav€ had €n∵ugh ann∵¥anc€ f∵ꝛ ∵n€ light⋮ I will b€ ꝛ€tiꝛing t∵ b€d with m¥ Lu$u$ €aꝛl¥⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It $€€m$ I hav€ b€€n attꝛacting a wid€ vaꝛi€t¥ ∵f 'Dav€$' t∵light⋮ V€ꝛ¥ int€ꝛ€$ting d€v€l∵₱m€nt, I mu$t $a¥⋮
🜏 ii mɛan. yɛah ?? ♱ha♱s ♱hɛ poiin♱ lmfao ♅
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Will ¥∵u tw∵ kindl¥ vacat€ th€ ꝛ€₱li€$ ∵f m¥ chitt t∵ bick€ꝛ and $quabbl€ €l$€wh€ꝛ€? $∵ iꝛꝛitating⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I am ∵f mild c∵nc€ꝛn that th€¥ fl∵ck t∵ m€ $∵ €a$¥⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . I mu$t ꝛ€it€ꝛat€; $∵m€ ∵f ¥∵u ∵n thi$ $it€ aꝛ€ $∵ v€ꝛ¥, v€ꝛ¥ $€n$itiv€⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ ₱€∵₱l€ wh∵ fꝛ€qu€nt thi$ $it€ aꝛ€ $∵⋮⋮⋮$€n$itiv€⋮ Fiꝛ$t da¥ ∵n Alt€ꝛnia, i$ it?
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ¥¥∵u aꝛ€ ∵n€ ∵f man¥ I hav€ €nc∵unt€ꝛ€d⋮ ¥¥∵u aꝛ€ n∵t $₱€cial⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . If ¥∵u aꝛ€ th€ m∵$t, I hat€ t∵ imagin€ h∵w iꝛk$∵m€ th€ ꝛ€$t ∵f thi$ ₱lac€ mu$t b€⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . ¥¥∵u hav€ n∵thing ∵f valu€ f∵ꝛ m€ t∵ c∵n$id€ꝛ⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . $∵ n€€d¥ t∵ g€t m¥ $aunt€ꝛ₱∵d$ m∵ving, $al$a i$ n∵t th€ ∵nl¥ danc€ I kn∵w⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . It i$ n∵t ∵ft€n I can find a danc€ ₱aꝛtn€ꝛ wh∵ can k€€₱ ₱ac€ with m€⋮ V€ꝛ¥ unf∵ꝛtunat€, I ma¥ hav€ t∵ l€av€ th€ v€nu€ un$ati$fi€d⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Cꝛ¥$tal Cabaꝛ€t $al$a⋮⋮⋮I ∵wn it⋮ ¥¥€t th€ꝛ€ aꝛ€ f€w wh∵ $h∵w u₱ that mak€ th€ dancing w∵ꝛth m¥ tim€⋮
alright money bags might check it out if you let me in for free
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Th€ lu$u$ in$i$t$ ∵n ₱ꝛ€€ning m€ at thi$ h∵uꝛ, a$ I tꝛ¥ t∵ w∵ꝛk⋮ ₱₱€ꝛha₱$ a littl€ bꝛ€ak i$ in ∵ꝛd€ꝛ, $haꝛ€ a gla$$ ∵f win€ with th€ j€$t€ꝛ⋮
tHe jEsTeR?(tInG)ThAt's mE(TiNg)mE(TiNg)mE!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . Hm, I w∵uld b€ willing t∵ $haꝛ€ a gla$$ with ¥∵u, $tꝛang€ꝛ⋮ I €nj∵¥ th€ cad€nc€ ∵f ¥∵uꝛ $₱€€ch⋮
hOw(tInG)FuN FuN FuN!(tInG)I(TiNg)dO(TiNg)lOvE A(TiNg)gOoD(TiNg)dRiNk!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . If ∵nl¥ I had b€€n watching th€ da$h ju$t a minut€ $∵∵n€ꝛ, I c∵uld hav€ €x₱€ꝛi€nc€d th€ dꝛama fiꝛ$t-hand⋮
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ . $taꝛt th€ night ∵ff with $∵m€ bꝛu$ch€tta and caviaꝛ, mak€ him f€€d it t∵ m€⋮ Th€n I $hall ₱ꝛ∵₱€ꝛl¥ $taꝛt m¥ night⋮