♣ mediated by @monophthalmicCnidarian
Z. i wwill be feeding you to the terrorz. .Z
Z. all thiz noize in my pan for no reazon the balance of the outer ring iz clearly being prodded once again. .Z
Z. i havve nevver wwatched zome one fumble inzultz wworze than that i do not havve wwordz to explain the cringe dizappointment confuzion brought upon me. .Z
|ss theerre Ayntt|hng | cn do tto mke u lesss boreedd? be|ng brod |s nooo funn :(
nO(TiNg)gOoD(TiNg)nO GoOd(tInG)No(tInG)GoOd!(TiNg)lEt's(tInG)FiX(TiNg)tHaT!
just the masc diva i was thinking about
i feel like theres a lack of masc divas around like as in big men with their suits and whatever wearing dangly earrings and mascara its not a look i can pull off but someone should do it just a peek into my twisted mind yall
melatonin taken probably good time to log off before i get real weird on the main feed
chilli lime doritos and hot salsa #myfood
anyway ditching chittr for a few hours games with the boys
Yes I agree, it is quite a fascinating tale
𓄀 i think ya m⌖re insʊlted that i think y⌖ʊ'd be d⌖g shit ʊgly. twink. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 w⌖w y⌖ʊ c⌖mpletley misʊnderst⌖⌖d shit i was saying. im TELLING YA. I aint interested in flirting. I g⌖t my hands fʊll with a m⌖therfʊcker already. n⌖ way. and trʊst me, i can bʊrn anythin t⌖ ash. y⌖ʊ aint special s⌖ftbelly. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𓄀 n⌖pe, ⌖ne arm, and i g⌖tta be the ⌖ne t⌖ bʊrn it ⌖ff, and ya g⌖tta be pretty bʊilt t⌖⌖, i aint like them skinny m⌖therfʊckers. g⌖tta be ⌖lder than me and i kn⌖w ya aint. and y⌖ʊ g⌖tta piss me ⌖ff by breathin and y⌖ʊ sʊre as fʊck aint d⌖ing that either. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
i know rwight and it rweally has to do with the influx of humans they just don t get it but that is just the way they arwe wirwed they arwe basically harwd coded to neverw get it because they lack the prwocessing capability it is trwagic forw them because they continue to obliviously comment on things they think they know morwe than they do and trwagic forw me because i am forwced to encounterw theirw opinions
𓄀 y⌖ʊ s⌖ʊnd m⌖re like the sensitive ⌖ne if ya kepe making p⌖sts like this apparently. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷YOu DOin ♱OO Much ♱ypin NO♱ EnOugh Ge♱♱in DOwn On ♱his ChOcO-pizzAzA CrAze꒷꒦
𓄀 g⌖ ⌖n s⌖mewhere and qʊit talkin' t⌖ my partner like that. ya made ya damn p⌖int. get ⌖n with ya self. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
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꒦꒷I♱ KindA Bi♱e BAck Ngl꒷꒦
꒦꒷SO YOu WAn♱ A Bi♱e Or NAh꒷꒦
꒦꒷I'm Wylin?꒷꒦
yeah it s grweat we always come out on top that way
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 they dont ^^^^^^^^^^
generwally well
.it still shows my server from time to time. that's strange, but funny.
sHiT MaN GlAd yOu wErEn't kIdNaPpEd wOuLdA LiKe mAdE My pLaNs tO KiDnAp yA HaRdEr )O:
caught an uber (dont ask) and bro is lost like i mean fully lost taking the long scenic fucking route where the fuck is he taking me right now
mens public bathrooms should be bombed why is there shit stained boxers on the fucking floor
gog damn, vwho pissed in your cereal this morning? vwe got a debbie dovwner ovwer here.
It vwas just for the alliteration you dingus
I am not especially violent, nor do I have a particular interest in others’ pain most times…but I will never speak against someone wanting to harm a person who’s abused them.
damn bit the shit outta my lip now i got blood on my teeth
i aint lettin stupid ass bs throw off my vibes 2day #affirmations
Good luck.
🜏 ii'll prray 4 u ♅
And one Eridan
Hear me out Some Captors #suggestive
🜏 parrdon u fuxkiin xalamarrii whorrɛ wa♱xh urr liips ♅
🜏 u xan usɛ my namɛ nɛxx♱ ♱iimɛ ii♱s fiinɛ </3 ii sɛɛ how ii♱ iis </33333333 urr no♱ iinvii♱ɛd ♱o my nɛxx♱ dɛviillɛd ɛgg parr♱y ♅
ᔦꙬᔨ ~ OH NO!!! im oon toooo lᯓ★te!! Hoow sᯓ★d!! itd be ᯓ★ shᯓ★me if i were too goo too sleep!!
wtf "greg" who orders like 15 extra goddamn pickles on their big mac? sorry would you like some fucking burger with your pickles? at this point he shouldve just asked the store to slap the whole wet hog between those sesame seed buns raw dog the pickle next time "greg" fuck you
destrꙮy fꙮur. yꙮu gꙮtta break yꙮur limits - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
=3:) duumb ph♡t♡ @m!dasArachn!d t♡♡k ♡f me° !'m g♡!ng t♡ cuull the nearest tr♡ll !f th!s d♡esn't w♡rk° #suuggest!ve #nsfw https://f!le°garden/asDNbB28eP♡0XNk!/Mark!z/Mark!z_and_N♡ls!
--0 They sh0uld bring back r0ck pelting as a t0rture meth0d #>i0lence >===>
✙ //:> Command send: Type //:> Hmmm... //:> What should it be tonight? Boiled alive seadweller,or grilled alive seadweller? #violence #torture #cw-cannibalism ⚕
✙ //:> Command send: Type //:> Guess it'll be both tonight. #cw-cannibalism #violence ⚕
i'm the funniest bitch around
Fe̶w Offe̶n̶se̶s ̶I̶n̶ Thi̶s World E̶n̶rage̶ Me̶ As M̶u̶ch As Ly̶i̶n̶g._
crazy hꙮw sꙮme peꙮple change their pfps even when their life dꙮesn't depend ꙮn it - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
it's rough fuck saturday. we're getting sore, we're passing out, we're not stopping until at least round seven!! #nsfw
well this wasn't directed to you then was it sollux
for sure dude
insomnia and exhaustion double teaming my ass by sleeping about 4 hours per night only to hit me today with 9 hour sleep and two naps bout to knock out with a third nap rn government mandated daves sleep day apparently
Alright* God damn I'm tired, actually scratch it you win this little interaction I'm going to bed.
I'm sorry, but who in the actual fuck are you? That karkat is one cause I at least know em a little, but you? Who in the actual fuck are you.
Man, wish I had a nice pair of tits near me to squeeze, it would greatly help relieve my stress. #nsfw
YOU SOUND LIKE A DESPERATE BITCH.
alright money bags might check it out if you let me in for free
where
hOw(tInG)FuN FuN FuN!(tInG)I(TiNg)dO(TiNg)lOvE A(TiNg)gOoD(TiNg)dRiNk!
tHe jEsTeR?(tInG)ThAt's mE(TiNg)mE(TiNg)mE!
>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely
call me a vwoman hater, but vwhy do they alvways do that thing vwhere they tell you the opposite of vwhat they vwant. just confusing us for no reason. #vwhy #misandry #idontgetit #thoughts
*、g3NUIN31Y 😭 0H W311 GU3SS TH4T M34NS I N33D4 B3 0N CHITTR M0R3！⚡️
*、fUCKK I MISS3D DR4M4 ???? kI11 M3！⚡️
yeahhhh i think imma hold off on that post, like, indefinitely #vagueposting
8=l < Do you think he'll choke if I breathe smoke into his mouth
༒︎hey kicked me ou♱ of ♱he OR.
havent been to the gym in like a week fuck it we locking in tomorrow
finally lifted some melatonin to try out and see if it will put my ass to dreamland either ill still be chitting on my bullshit in an hour or this will be my last for like 4-6 hours place your bets
rub harder.
C>-- i hat·t·te comput·t·ters and art·t·tificial int·t·telligence . a mockery of organic t·t·thought·t·t . a comput·t·ter shouldnot·t·t be able t·t·to concieve of me . could i mesmerize a comput·t·ter ? ? ?
Wow you liked that one huh? Liked a bit of the ‘awe you’re such a good boy’ I pat your hair ever so gently, ‘we can send the whole night together because you’re such a good pretty boy. We can play games or something.’
just heard something fucking explode somewhere in my apartment
oh yeah i could really fuck up some spicy kimchi noodles right now
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I ⟁lw⟁ys h⟁ve them! It's why I'm filthy rich ⟁nd ⟁ successful m⟁n! Enj◎y y◎ur ch⟁mp⟁gne.
If the m◎uth bites while I feed it, I'll let it, but I will ⟁ls◎ b⟁ckh⟁nd the shit ◎ut ◎f them. We c⟁n m⟁ke ⟁ g⟁me ◎ut ◎f it. BUT, my l◎y⟁l d◎g d◎esn't bite me. He's t◎◎ cute f◎r it. I'd ⟁ls◎ rip his stupid fish fins ◎ff if he tried.
working on projects getting shit done cant keep getting distracted on chittr but the dms the dms want me to be distracted theyre plotting and scheming my downfall
i aint got nothing, vwas gonna ask for advwice but i fear that it vwill get my ass beat.
good you should be
\ ...1 th1nk 1 just saw hell? /
pillow fight...
rea! men wear eye!¡ner and !¡p$7¡ck
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greetings...
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ my t𝒽ank𝓈 for t𝒽𝑒 vi𝓈ual ┈ ┈ ┈
nOw lIsTeNiNg:
im 4 capri sun pouches deep and no signs of stoppin
wHaT I'M SaYiN!!
mY LiKe rEnT LoWeRiNg gUnShOtS: ReAlLy iNtO DeAd sHiT, bEeN CuTtIn dOwN ThIs lIl bRoNzE BlOoD FeR LiKe a mOtHeRfUcKeR N I LoVe tHiS ShIt. BeInG ElBoW DeEp iN A UnReSpOnSiVe mOtHeRfUcKeR. lIkE A MoThErFuCkEr cOnTrOlLeD HiMsElF Of cOuRsE CaUsE ThIs mEaT AiN'T FeR Me. ShIt i dId oN ThE MeTeOr bEfOrE LiKe gEtTiN To bUsInEsS, aIn't fOr pOlItE CoMpAnY NeItHeR aLsO InTo cOnSeNt sHiT. fOlKs bE MoAnInG BoUt wAnTiNg tO Be uSeD Or wHaTeVeR, sAyIn' ThEy'd lIkE ThAt sHiT. nAh lIkE It wHeN MoThErFuCkErS DoN'T EnJoY It (O:Be iT LiKe tHe fUcKiN PaIn oR HuMiLiAtIoN M AlL BoUt iT. cAn sMeLl iT On fOlKs. FeAr bE SmElLiN BeTtEr n pAiLiN FeElS. LiKe bEiN BiG, lIkE UsIn tHaT ShIt, WhEn fOlKs dOn't kNoW If i'lL FuCkIn sToP ShOrT Of sPlAtTeRiNg eM N KeEp uSiNg eM AfTeR. sHiT GeTs mE LiGhT In mY PaN. oNe oF ThE MaNy mOtHeRfUcKiN ReAsOnS I AiN'T ThAt iNtO ToPpIn cAuSe oNcE Ya fUcK SoMeOnE'S ShOuT PiPe fRoM ThE BaCk aIn't rEaLlY No gOiN BaCk tO ThE ReGuLaR ShIt )O: AiN'T EvEn gOn gEt iNtO ThE LiKe hYpNoSiS N SlEeP Or dReAm sHiT KiNdA GoEs lOnG WiT ThE ReSt oF ThE ShIt i uP N MeNtIoNeD. lIkE StRiPpInG MoThErFuCkErS Of a cHoIcE Ya kNoW? sOmEtHiN BoUt iT JuSt fEeLs rIgHt, LiKe wAs mAdE FoR ThAt sHiT. tHiNkIn iT'S HoW My mOtHeRfUcKiN G.H.B FeLt. PaN SwImMiNg iN AlL ThAt fEaR N BlOoD. bUt iT'S AlSo lIkE ChIlL, kNoW My sHiT CrAzY ExTrEmE N It iS WhAt iT MoThErFuCkIn iS. (O:
hE'S So fUcKiNg wEiRd, CaN'T NoT FuCk eM
🌊 We wwuhhhhhhh catching wwawwves 🫧r wwhat?🏄
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ t𝒽ou carri𝑒𝓈 c𝒽app𝑒d 𝓈tick𝓈 con𝓈i𝓈t𝑒ntly? ┈ ┈ ┈
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he is what the fuck do you think i dont have eyes?
no think fins and gorgeous makeup
done fucking deal man
🜏 brro♱hɛrr urr morrɛ biipolarr ♱han mɛ holy shii♱ ♅
I Can Guarantee You That A Tired Old Man Would Not Survive Me. #nsfw #explicit #nsfc
fumbled so fucking hard man dont make fun of me over this its humiliating
🜏 ii dunno whɛ♱hɛrr 2 apologiizɛ orr xongrra♱ula♱ɛ u on ♱hiis fumblɛ ♅
🜏 wha♱ iif u don♱ havɛ fɛɛ♱ a♱ all hɛhɛ ♅
I should probably not post anything more pertaining to Jasprose or #selfcest for a few days, lest I come off as too thirsty. I swear I do have other interests.
6 and half hours to tell me we can't rent a giant inflatable balloon in the shape of Hecka Jeffery, smh
just get good fuckin scrub idk man if you were really about that life youd make it work
do it
dessert wines shit like moscato and port
trust i know
8=l < I made you hate me so I take this as a win and will not be taking notes at this time
i mightve forgotten to eat and then had wine and that was a fucking choice but its making my first watch of dracula a love tale one hell of a time
🜏 daw )))):死亡 ♅
🜏 Hɛy now wɛ'rrɛ on ♱hɛ samɛ ♱ɛam ♅
would
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𓂃𓊝𓂃 It has been a while since I last p0sted. I have been stuck at sea. 𓆝
wish id see more men in lingerie on the daily, i think thatd fix me #nsfw
taking a nap goodnight chittr say it back
never
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Maybe I Should Dip Into Older Horror Films Featuring Human Vampires Specifically. #abcc
COVERED IN SEWER WATER PLAYING CHUZZLE. #CHUZZLE
Erhm, kinda d☘︎n't wanna th☘︎ugh,,, s☘︎rry t☘︎ disapp☘︎int ~
I think I'm finally starting t☘︎ feel better :'} This #sickness is N☘︎T g☘︎nna get the best ☘︎f me!! >:}
Glad to hear it
▲anyways, its way too fucking hot out tonight, isnt it supposed to be autumn?▼
Listen if I wanted to be judged by a group of unaccredited strangers on ethical application of adult topics on this website, I would sooner pitch a meeting with my board of directors and the writers guild. Tagged gets tagged. Block function is there for a reason fellas, kindly 'curate' yourself some grass to touch while the rest of us revel in merriment #ventpost
Damn... you know just how to stoke the fire
FROM THE MOMENT THE NAME "CHALKBOX" WAS SEARED ONTO MY CHITTR PROFILE LIKE A DIGITAL BRANDING IRON, I HAVE CHAFED BENEATH IT. SOME OF YOU KNOW ME BY THIS TITLE AND NOTHING ELSE. TO SOME OF YOU, I STOPPED BEING "KARKAT" A LONG TIME AGO. AND ONCE UPON A TIME, I WOULD HAVE TOLD THOSE JACKOFFS TO KISS MY HEMOANONYMOUS ASS. BUT THAT OFFER IS NO LONGER VALID. THIS ASS HAS SINCE APPRECIATED IN VALUE BEYOND WHAT YOUR POCKET CAEGARS CAN AFFORD. IT'S BEEN THROUGH THE MOST BRUTAL AND CUTTHROAT OF ALL WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS — THE PRIME TIME SOAP OPERA OF COWORKERLY PLOT TWISTS. A MERGER. A MERGING OF ALLIANCES. PUBLICLY. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. PLAIN AS THE STUPID ON YOUR FACE. A FIRM, MEATY PRONGSHAKE BETWEEN TWO SHITBAGS FROM DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE WHO HAVE SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE SAME COSMIC LANDFILL, ANYWAY. TWO FUCKWITS WHO HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN I OR ANYONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT. TWO FECULENT NOOKSTAINS WHO KNOW THAT IF WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE IN THE WORST JOB IN EXISTENCE, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT IN STYLE. TO THE FELT. TO *ALL* OF THE FELT. YES, INCLUDING YOU, @handMaid. BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS, PERSONALLY. MAY THE GLOWING-HOT PROD OF MY ENMITY REND ITSELF UPON THE MEMBRANE OF YOUR GANDERBULBS WITH SIZZLING, BUBBLING AMUSEMENT. BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, "ALL MEN KNOW HOW TO DO IS LIE AND STEAL AND FUCKING BETRAY." AND MOST OF ALL, TO MY COWORKERS. TO MY TEAM. TO THE FECKLESS, MISERABLE SHITHEELS WHO EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO GET THE JOB ALONGSIDE ME. TO THE ONES WHO NEVER GAVE UP. THE ONES FOR WHOM "CHALKBOX" WAS NEVER A BAD WORD. @comedyGold. @gullibleColumnist. @terribleFate, YOU TOO, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO. AND WHY THE FUCK NOT — @veritysGleam, MY LOYAL MAIDLING. @terminatedRegalia WANTS YOU TO REPORT TO A LEADER? YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK GOING TO GET ONE. SO HERE. FOR ALL YOU ANNOYING CHUTEMAGGOTS WHO EVER BUSTED MY GLOBES ABOUT NOT "COMMITTING TO THE WORKPLACE TEAM SPIRIT. FINE. YOU WIN. THIS IS THE PATHETIC, MICROSCOPIC CRUMB OF MY CONCESSION. @scratchDoctor. SINCE THE MOMENT YOU SIGNED MY EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT, I ONLY EVER WORE A SHRED OF THE COLOR TO SPITE YOUR DUMBFUCK ANTIQUATED DRESS CODE. EVERY TIME I YANK THE TIE OFF, IT'S WITH MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DIRECTION I POINT IT IN — I KNOW IT'S ALWAYS FACING YOU. I HAVE IMBUED THAT TIE WITH ALL OF MY HATE. ALL OF MY RAGE. ALL OF THE BITTER, FULMINATING CHAGRIN IN MY EVERY PULSING LIFE FIBER. I PLAN TO DO THE SAME WITH THIS ONE, FOR THE RECORD. SO FEAST YOUR SMOOTH, BALD HEAD (IN PLACE OF ANY DISCERNIBLE GANDERBULBS) ON THE COLOR YOU SO CLEARLY WANT YOUR COVEN OF INTERDIMENSIONAL RAINBOW DRINKER COSPLAYERS TO WEAR. GO AHEAD. GLOAT LIKE YOU WON ME OVER, EVENTUALLY. LIKE I DECIDED TO REP THE COMPANY COLORS, FOR ONCE. IT IS MY HATE-FILLED, SPITE-FUELED, IRONIC GESTURE OF PROTEST TO YOU AND THE MALDING GREEN MANLET @caliBorn HIMSELF. YOU TWO, BY VIRTUE OF SIGNING MY CHECKS, HAVE SUFFICIENT CLEARANCE TO KISS MY ASS. THE FELT IS MORE THAN A NINE TO FIVE. MORE THAN A HIVE WHERE I KICK UP MY FRONDS AFTER A GRUELING ETERNITY OF TOIL, WHETHER IT'S IN THIS TIME PERIOD OR IN AN ISEKAI TO THE FAR-FLUNG PAST. MORE THAN A PRISON TO CONTAIN A HATRED THAT PARADOX SPACE ITSELF HAS BEEN TRYING TO SQUASH FOR AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN WEARING GRAY, AND IT STILL HASN'T CULLED ME YET. THE FELT IS WHERE I BELONG. FOR BETTER AND FOR WORSE. SO GO AHEAD. FUCK IT. WHO CARES WHAT YOU CALL ME. KARKAT. CHALKBOX. CHALKY. OR ANOTHER TITLE THAT I'LL UNVEIL IN ANOTHER, SEPARATE CHITT, RELATED TO HAVING FINALLY PUT A CERTAIN CHICANEROUS PURRBEAST IN HER PLACE IN REGARD TO WHO THE *SUPERIOR ROMANTIC CINEASTE* IS. IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I'M HERE FOREVER, I'M DOING IT MY WAY. OR IN THIS CASE, A SORT OF JOINT-PARTNERSHIP WAY. BESPOKE NEW UNIFORM COURTESY OF @charmeuseCaressing. TAILORED BY THE FELT, YES, BUT ON *MY* TERMS. BECAUSE YOU DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE. AND MARA. IF YOU'RE READING THIS. AND I KNOW YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOURSELF. I WANT THAT PAIR OF NEEDLES YOU VANDALIZED OUT OF ROTTING GREEN COMPANY PROPERTY. NOT BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT. BUT BECAUSE I KNOW AN OBNOXIOUS, OMNIPOTENT DIPSHIT WHO DOES. HOW MANY ZEROES WILL BE ON THE CHECK HE SIGNS WHEN I BRING BACK HIS SISTER'S THORASSIC BONE CURVATURE, I WONDER. ESPECIALLY WHEN I PRY IT FROM YOUR HOT, WHORELY HANDS. WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU AND EVERY OTHER POMPOUS, JACKBOOTED SHITHEEL WHO KEPT ME DOWN HERE, I'LL STAB THEM STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR WORKPLACE ORGANIZATION CHART AND TEAR IT A GAPING NEW WASTE CHUTE. THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME FUCKDAMN *CHANGES* AROUND HERE. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME LAMENTING THE LOSS OF YOUR UNDERLING, *MANAGER.* BECAUSE THAT PROMOTION. IS #ALREADYHERE.
lmao depends on who you ask
🜏 musiix, ii♱s liikɛ musiix 2 my ɛarrs ♅
oh good now i know who to siphon next
aint my fault everyone flocks to me like crows to the first pair of mcblinged jorts theyve ever seen
real bold to assume any of that was about you lmao just say it you want my attention soooo bad
it vwas a joke. yesh you aint got a bit of a sense of humor. intelligence aint much if a joke flies ovwer ya.
tag me next time if youre gonna talk about me
homie you dont evwen knowv me to be makin a snarky ass comment like that.
There was something here once.
dude youre not worth the effort lmao
stomach aggressivwely reminded me i gotta sometimes participate in the act of eatin somethin evwen though im a dead guy. 😩 i aint need the stuff but sure do get hunger like crazy
little bit judgmental big dog mediate my shit harder go on i dare you
damn sure got me dude what a burn
aight dude dont get your deep fried panties in a twist
real unforch my guy dont worry shit livens up later
What they don't tell you about heart is that it makes you really gay. -^3
🜏 uhh ii dunno xomɛ ovɛrr n show mɛ ??? ♅
🜏 xalamarrii fuxk passiivɛ-aggrrɛssiivɛ-iing all ovɛrr ♱hɛ fɛɛd ♅
🜏 iim s♱alkiin n iim lurrkiin whɛn u lɛas♱ ɛxxpɛx♱ ii♱ ♅
W)(AT DA )(AIL dis sum BULLS)(IP!!!!!!!! this site for S)(OR-E aint have no to-scale image! they had that shit standin tall like it was a full-size bottle! but NOP-E! they be tryna pull one ova! shits only da size of my opposable frondnub to mah pointer again: B U double-L S )( I P, bruh! yall betta get me a reefund RIG)(T da shell now
I've grown too soft.
69 users lmao
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Haha look i couldn'7 help myself okay?