Dave Strider
@twostepGodhead
dancer, dj, dude. look i got mad adhd all bets are off, you get what you get. #radiobrain for my song posting
til i collapse, im spillin these raps long as you feel em til the day that i drop, youll never say that im not killin em cause when i am not, then ima stop pennin em and i am not hip-hop and im just not eminem
I really h8 to 8e the one to 8r8k this to you........ It's terminal........ We're putting you down tomorrow........
maybe thrre white monsters was my metaphorical sun feelin like icarus the wings weigh a ton aint bein stupid we out here just for fun meltin in my hubris clays jumped the gun anyway passed out when i stood up so cool
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < have mew eaten or are mew furviving off monster alone
i had like two sushi rolls and miso soup, because the noodles sucked dookie ass. but its all good now its me and my protein microwave meals against the world
okay its lookin like a step up marathon and online shopping day for me, lets goooo
others blastin phonk and metal in their ears at the gym me? nah jarvis play skyfall by adele
raw doggin the gym on two lobster salad sushi rolls miso soup a cup noodle and three white monsters
🜏 makɛ ii♱ 6 whii♱ɛ mons♱ɛrrs and samɛ ♅
dang how fast you tryin to see troll god?
🜏 ii sɛɛ mysɛlf ɛvɛrry day wdym ♅
(( do not be afraid, be inspired, go get em tiger, and my em, i mean , noidles))
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also yes i gave the ground a loving sweet smooch with the back of my head when i did a 360 dip damn my girl leiomy really out here just doing all that
real shit to be spit right here right now voguing and ballroom culture is fucking incredible and pose makes me cry every damn ep also voguing is hard as shit i dont think my thighs have ever burned that much but these talented ass guys and girls just pull stunts out the wazoo without breaking a sweat 10s watch pose, get involved in your local scenes, support community dawg peace out
if i had a jojo stand its name would be radiohead but due to english localization it would be referred to as radiobrain anyway follow #radiobrain for my kickass tunes
i order chicken and i get delivered two of the tiniest piss poor mini baby pieces like they came from a damn quail. hold me, i feel myself wasting away, how can i survive on these two morsels?
that shit was gone in a flash knockin on my door then they dash swindled and scammed me outta my cash and thats why i break out the stash the stash in chili relish sauce cause holy fuck i could drink that shit and never get bored im feeling near #nsfw about that
now i know flat ass mcgee aint coming on my shit saying skill issue
yeah, you'd say that, not my fault you just can't get good delivery. you gotta sweet talk them with your notes.
the notes is for telling them how to get into my apartment building dude, you know i already reach the word limit trying to explain my stupid ass building
you gotta learn to short hand that, dude. i don't know why i'm the one explaining this to you.
sorry mr i live in a two story suburban white picket fence family home, but im mr half condemned apartment block, nice to meet you
up stairs, top floor 11b. like, it's not rocket science.
no, that's not even your floor. what are you even talking about. obviously i'm not dumb.
me and my protein controlled microwave dinners against the world
heres big boss dave twostep reminding yall to not be like me. stretch and do warm ups before you do intense choreo, or your ass will be huffing and puffing like the big bad wolf on a mission to get them piggies in between some buttered toast with an egg and holy fuck i need to eat
Which of the daves has my Inhaler?
hey i think youre kind of kicking it a little better than me my dumbass fell off my skateboard a couple months ago and i keep re-fucking up the same arm so im never getting outta this cast
if you find one let a guy know okay because holy shit dawg every damn day i forget i have the lungs of a 40y/o chainsmoker. shout out to bro for that one
okay but can i draw on your cast? i wanna do one of those sick ass s things i used to do back in school
no shit dude thatd be sweet as fuck they had to switch out my cast when i got back home and john really fucking hated that shit lmfao i was stuck in some trolls hive for weeks dude uh yeah yeah youre chill tho maybe we can kick it
save me cypress hill svae me
i.m at the pizza hut (what) im at the taco belll (what) ☠︎︎
im at the combination pizza hut and taco bell
you.re at the pizza hut. you.re at the taco bell. you.re at the combination pizza hut and taco bell ☠︎︎
okay but how big was his back pocket if he was fitting a whole ass laptop back there?
yo guys what do i do if im sure my door was closed and now its like kinda open
Every time a Strider is born a rap god gets a platinum record
Hell to the yeah, Lil Dawg Don’t think I wouldn’t be glazin’ a up-and-comer when I see it on my timeline
hey guys im whispering on the feed rn but like im so scared theres that clown in my notifs. is he chill or like, should i be lacing up my jordans and getting the hell outta dodge? yeah this is #vagueposting but like, im whispering so that should be obvi
btw if i see you on the feed and youre a me or us or we im following toot fucking sweet dawg no questions asked broskis and non-broskis
in honor of pride month i'm here delivering a message to the masses. if you as a dudebro aint throwing that shit back to ciara, missy elliot or ke$ha, you can't be calling yourself an ally. i don't make these rules bro, i just enforce them
no but i do kiss men without socks on
thin ice, but ill let it slide, considering yiure me and im you and were we and us
sorry dave. i can't do that. i'm #notgay.
not what i asked egdert. i said do u throw that ass back? if not, not an ally. pretty simple shit dude
no you clearly made it gay. you gotta be more opaque dude, this reads like you want my ass.
john nathan. im gonna hold your clammy fucking hands when i say this man, but seriously, what ass #flatfuckfriday
know what? you can be exempt from shaking that thang because to be honest there aint nothing to shake there and i think youll make the hoes sad