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@lovwerBoy

Heyyyyyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! If I'm NOT ur favorite yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically eternally 28 years old. human.

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|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 (OOC INFO) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 Earth years Alternian-born, atypically raised by ancestor (Orphaner Dualscar) for most of his grubhood and adolescence. Had a nervous and impressionable temperament growing up, had a lot of confusing experiences. This has done strange things to his personality and mental health. Left home and Alternia at 17, bounced around the galaxy for a few years, stopped on Earth. Stayed on Earth for many years, tried his hand at being a full-time musician, toured around the US, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, got into rehab many times, self-discharged many times, destroyed girlfriends/boyfriends' property many times, got EP'ed twice, got a therapist he could finally deal with, made some real changes once. He's working in intergalactic small-scale shipping, grunt work for organized crime, still working on his first album, still abiding by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. He wears a human hard-light hologram glamour, and prefers being referred to as such. Underneath, dry skin, flaky horns, very tacky dried gills, bad asthma. He slips into quirk when upset. He has lots of bees in his brain. Don't worry about it. REF: https://64.media.tumblr.com/647f3171cc2787ad2261ffcf7109a418/30a4ff2390ff85c6-de/s1280x1920/54114c838ddfdc0e6ea0aefb4e7b6e7351f190c8.png

you ever think about that cloth mother vs wire mother shit? remember that? fuckin nightmarish.

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Dude I vaguely rrememberr learrnin' about that it was wild

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It'd be nice to think less.

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Can 8e arranged.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

hear, hear. things can be so bloody exhaUsting, sometimes. U~U

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Dually noted, haha.

actually i have a lot to be proud of in myself and i think i deserve to congratulate myself for NOT doing certain things whenever i see or read certain other things.

@charismaticHunter yeah?

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● • Yeaah. • ●

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man i almost forgot howv unique you are thanks for remindin me a the amazin range a the vway people are

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

● • I • aalmost • forgot • YOU, • how • craazy • is • thaat? • You • graacing • me • with • aa • FOLLOW • aand • the • full • raange • of... • your • GREAAT • you. • How's • it • going, • buddy? • ●

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heyyy it's all good dw dw we all have our early onset dementia moments. i'm doin SO good you know it! are you still doin that PI work? eother you were doin that or ur partner was i don't remember either vwoops

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

● • HAAHAA • Dementiaa? • AAren't • you • hilaarious, • I • knew • you • were • deraanged, • but • not • this • much. • AAnd • Dingo? • He's • the • PI, • I'm • doing • bountry • work • aand • caargo • stuff. • Your • memory • seems • thin • there. • :) • How's • your • paartner • buddy? • Still • with • yaa? • Caan't • remember. • ●

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dude relaaaaaax it's a joooooke. settle down amd take a chill pill no need to be so up tight when I'm just playin ;P YUP WE are still together! Im still very taken an very lucky an very happy!

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auuugh i don't have any good new selfies rn an the lighting in the ship is ass i'm not gonna be able to share anythin until i'm planet side again i'm gonna DIE

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if jigsaw put me in one of his games I'd be fine bc this is exactly how it felt when the rats ate that guy's face

oh i already KNOW this site is gonna be bad for my rejection sensitivity. or good for it, maybe? i mean when you get down to it what is social media but a kind a raw n vulnerable expression of poor impulse control followed by a chance of even MORE genuine exposure to randos' equally impulsive reactions good or bad. yeah actually this is good attention this is a good chance to connect authentically w people ive decided it. anyway heyy hows everyone's day/night going ;P

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>> ?? ??? ? under what context and why

@lovwerBoy[LB]

>> that'ડ a good out1ook on th¡ngડ honeડt1y, ¡'m g1ad you're keep¡ng your ch¡n up

ykw fair all politicians should be barred from dilf status

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my notsons rlly wana bone down wtih trollbama nd i respect th guy but i dont Want him

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>> ¡ cannot underડtand your m¡nd but ¡ can reડpect that

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

>> ¡ th¡nk Tro11bama deડerveડ an exempt¡on to the ru1e

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@vitalBrush[VB]

me i'm doing great actually now that you mention it! whatcha up to i'm here making dinner in the meal block

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

Oh! What are y'makin', if I may ask? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

@vitalBrush[VB]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh so like some of it is pancakes some of it is fries some of it is this cluckbeast onion thing on a flat top with cheese on top an i got the 40 oz iced coffee already on deck

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

S'you're throwin' stuff t'gether f'r fun? Tha's so interestin'! Usually when I cook I stick to recipes ^^'

|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 (OOC INFO) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 Earth years Alternian-born, atypically raised by ancestor (Orphaner Dualscar) for most of his grubhood and adolescence. Had a nervous and impressionable temperament growing up, had a lot of confusing experiences. This has done strange things to his personality and mental health. Left home and Alternia at 17, bounced around the galaxy for a few years, stopped on Earth. Stayed on Earth for many years, tried his hand at being a full-time musician, toured around the US, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, got into rehab many times, self-discharged many times, destroyed girlfriends/boyfriends' property many times, got EP'ed twice, got a therapist he could finally deal with, made some real changes once. He's working in intergalactic small-scale shipping, grunt work for organized crime, still working on his first album, still abiding by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. He wears a human hard-light hologram glamour, and prefers being referred to as such. Underneath, dry skin, flaky horns, very tacky dried gills, bad asthma. He slips into quirk when upset. He has lots of bees in his brain. Don't worry about it. REF: https://64.media.tumblr.com/647f3171cc2787ad2261ffcf7109a418/30a4ff2390ff85c6-de/s1280x1920/54114c838ddfdc0e6ea0aefb4e7b6e7351f190c8.png

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i don't know why but i wanna eat you.

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