SATURN
@lovwerBoy
heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! if I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 ((REVISED OOC INFO)) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 years Alternian-born, atypically raised by Orphaner Dualscar. Nervous and impressionable temperament growing up. Lots of confusing experiences. Didn't measure up, couldn't keep up, couldn't stop from guttering out. Left "Dad" at 8 sweeps, meandered the galaxy to get to Earth. Stayed there for many years. Tried his hand at being a full-time touring musician, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, eloped many times, ruined people's lives many times, got EP'ed twice, got a counselor he could finally tolerate, made some real changes once. He works whatever he can, often in intergalactic novelty, contract work, and occasional criminal grunt work. Still working on selling his first album, still abides by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. Notable features: Lionfish stripes & mildly venomous pointy bits, premature white streak, top heavy body (ZERO leg day), missing all four canines, dry skin & horns, tacky gills, bad asthma. Idiosyncracies: Voraciously dysmorphic. Wears human hard-light glamour, prefers being referred to as such. Slips into quirk when upset. Got a baby brother Eridan that he's estranged from and patching things up with. Cycles keeps circling around his neck waiting for the magic bullet to fix it all. His brain's a hornets nest. Don't worry about it. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/59e254cc2790.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b738cb1d7aa3.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/983ffcf5990f.jpg
a lot of my friends vwere made by people just telling me they vwere my friend and me not havwing a good reason to say no. saturn do not interact.
THEYRE SETTING ME ON FIRE
felt tbh ;/
(｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!! 🌂💥?
Oh no :(
hehehe no it's okay it's funny this time
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Don't Ask Me Who I Think I Am. The Very Fact That I Think Means That I Am.
HEAT!!!!!!!
yknow, a lotta people said to me are you sure you wanna write about all this stuff online, it's pretty personal, an i said if i can make just one person out there feel a little less alone then it's worth it, an they said wow that's really brave, an i said i'm not one to call myself brave, but since you said it, yeah i am.
not for long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?\/=BoG\/cZtzzp0
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girl are these a threat or
whar? no Z:(
you didn't giggle? Z:(
OKAY okay look mb you can never tell on here sometimes you bear open your soul an sometimes people go wahoo an sometimes people go booo an sometimes people say they wanna trauma bond with superglue i'm just readin the room here. ok it was funny i did laugh.
i'm just sayin it could've been about anything.
yknow they don't actually know for a fact that goya painting is even about that like he died without any little index card or plaquard or artist statement explainin it yknow.
hypothetically speakin if my life had turned out differently do you think i would've made a killin as some kinda pale-perma-fixer-upper-for-hire cause i think that's kinda an untapped market.
You never know when you might need to do a repair!
NO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
yeah exactly.
not talkin about YOU!!
hopital
wait that came out wrong, i haven't done that since hey actually fuck off what is this an intake. that part's NOT important AT ALL ause it's NOT what's happening right now!!! i was provin i could totally handle a two story drop an jog it off because i don't need to care about bein careful i'm invincible. but uh. i mean i totally did do it so i succeeded. but yknow. hospital.
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attention help my booboo feel better. an i mean two floors ain't like. THAT bad. probably.
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Ohmigosh are y' okay, Saturn???
no i sprained my ankle or smth idk i wasn't super payin attention to what the doctor was sayin after they told me nothin was broken. somethin about "hairline" idk what fallin from great heights has to do with my hair tho.
see this is WHY i had to do it all you people out here assumin i'm NOT the kinda guy to jump from a second floor. i am that guy, that is my thing.
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Oh, no!!! 'm wishin' y' a speedy recovery!
time for me to bust out the pic again for all the newcomers an new faces. you know who i am.
this is so true i'm always sayin this.
MY DUMBASS TRIED TO PITY MY OWN POST FOR 5 MINUTES JUST TO REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN’T LIKE YOUR OWN POST.
HOLY PITY.
nvm i'm shy you're gonna have to live with my bared soul bein left to imagination <3
I don’t think you want to leave things to the imagination of the users on this site.
no i feel pretty comfortable with bein free real estate for strangers imaginations tbh it's like a duck to water for me.
can i be really vulnerable for a second
i changed my mind my depths gotta stay unplumbed for now.
oh i like this. that's what i'm gonna call it goin forward none a that "pitybait" crap.
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YEAAAH Banger song!
man it's just not the same.
baby need snack is what amy amygdala says to me right before she starts fingerbangin the button that says hey remember how that felt today what if you did that again but more this time.
....im trying to figure out vwhat this evwen means
this ain't about sex btw i'm good on that front my sexual rhythms are average if i had to put a label on it.
for the record i NEVER said i was one a the good ones. cause good ones don't announce on billboard signs that they're good ones they take personal inventory an own up to mistakes as publicly as possible to show that they're the good ones.
guy says he's "intentionally addressing me" like that's nbd okay alright
࣪⊹₊˚{ go on then!!!! address him back! show no fear! show no MERCY!!!! ᕕ}⟡O⟡{ᕗ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Happiness is a warm-- Hold on.
I should get pr★ised more, but in like, unique w★ys.
It's meant to imply me taking a picture of you in this moment.
Ok★y but why though?
I thought it was an interesting post :)
which one you have so many
You just love to d★nce ★round the pusher of my questions don't you? I suppose for outwitting me I will hold to my end. @cryhoundColor★tur★ don't e★t C★sper or I sh★ve you.
This is almost as scary as when Dean tells me something I did or said was "knight of mind coded"
I don't know wh★t to tell you. I'm quite the sc★ry troll.
SYLINK YES SYLINJ
You're kind of adorable also
Tch. I ★m not.
i think i might die.
you good? somethin i can help wvith?
YUP. nope. maybe. you can tell me i'm not gonna die for starters an we can kinda process from there.
you're not dyin anytime soon man. wvhats puttin those thoughts in your head
is this a safe space
k i mean honestly like a good 60% was seein what people would do if i said i ws gonna die an the other 40% was because someone didn't answer me in five minutes. but like i am also tellin the truth no lie.
huh? what for?
woops this is late XD uhhhhh yeah damn ig i did say that, that's crazy. mb must've been a wacky night.