SATURN
@lovwerBoy
Heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! If I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
|| READ ME LIKE AN OPEN BOOK <3 <3 <3 (OOC INFO) || Name: SATURN. Just Saturn. Cronus who? Ampora who??? You got the wrong guy. Age: 28 sweeps / 61 Earth years Alternian-born, atypically raised by ancestor (Orphaner Dualscar) for most of his grubhood and adolescence. Had a nervous and impressionable temperament growing up, had a lot of confusing experiences. This has done strange things to his personality and mental health. Left home and Alternia at 17, bounced around the galaxy for a few years, stopped on Earth. Stayed there for many years, tried his hand at being a full-time musician, toured around, crash-landed several relationships, got hospitalized many times, got into rehab many times, self-discharged many times, ruined partners' lives many times, got EP'ed twice, got a therapist he could finally tolerate, made some real changes once. He's working in intergalactic small-scale shipping, grunt work for organized crime (cough FELT MIDNIGHT CITY cough cough), still working on his first album, still abiding by the holy grail of Today's Saturn Will Always Be Better Than The Last. He wears a human hard-light hologram glamour, and prefers being referred to as such. Underneath, dry skin, flaky horns, very tacky dried gills, bad asthma. He slips into quirk when upset. He's got a baby brother Eridan that he's pretty estranged from and constantly trying to patch things up with. He has lots of bees in his brain. Don't worry about it. REFS BY MOI: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/59e254cc2790.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/647f3171cc2787ad2261ffcf7109a418/30a4ff2390ff85c6-de/s1280x1920/54114c838ddfdc0e6ea0aefb4e7b6e7351f190c8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png
i am the penultimate activwe listener #thelistener
hi i'm chill
hey, saturn again. i knowv, i knowv, i said id giwve him his phone back, but yknovw wvhat they say. people, places, an things, right? heres hopin fewver distractions helps a guy out. ;p if i blocked you here sorry not sorry. anywvay, figure id make use a my guys bigger platform wvhile im at it. iwve gotten a lot a pointed questions by the wvay, not cool. "wvhy did you kidnap him?" "wvhatre you gonna do to him?" "do you havwe an axe in the wvoods?" no. i dont. im literally nice. an you all are vway missin the mark ovwer wvhat this is about. so wvhat is this about, saturn? iwve been thinkin a lot about trash lately. ivwe kinda accepted that a lotta people in the multiwverse knovw hovw ewvil wvorks better than i do. sure iwve seen it. evwils big, ewvils cruel, evwil runs the gamut betvween good gone wvrong up to flat out genocide. avwful shit. but i dont *get it* the vway plenty a the heroics on here get howv it wvorks. wvho gets the redemption arc or wvho gets to ride the lightning, yknovw? trash though. i dont think a lot a you havwe a clue hovw trash vworks. trash doesnt care about anyones best interests, not ewven their ovwn, because trash doesnt hawve a best interest in the first place. trash couldnt vwrap their heads around the good in lettin go a usin people if it hit em on the nose. all trash knovws howv to do is find the quickest wvay to get their hooks into any good people offer, an bleed it dry. includin gettin a sick kick outta prowvin themselvwes right an ewveryone else vwrong vwhen people throwv up their hands an say its all a lost cause. cause hey, that means trash gets to keep bein trash. i knowv trash. ivwe been human trash for 45 years. i dont ewven wvanna imagine hovw long cronuss been troll trash. so hovw does trash get helped? cause it sure as hell wvont go lookin for help ewven to savwe its ovwn skin. ...wvhat, you wvanted an ansvwer? get lost, that shit stays betwveen me an the bestie. i just...yknovw. vwanted you all to get it. havwe a little fuckin perspectivwe is all im askin for. @lowvwverboy
Good 7uck, M@n, Genuine7y. Ch@nge T@ke$ Time @nd @ Wi77 To Do It, But... If @nyone C@n Get Through To Him, You Prob@b7y C@n, Right?
o waow i missed stuff good luck on ur adventure of liek... idk maybe the lord of the rings but if it was abt bein a better prrson instead of war
hahahaha yeah somethin like that
Hm. We should talk, at some point.
gonna be postin an update on the best friend situation in a lil bit
😊 only good vwibes tonight
(( next up tonight on saturn & cronus's vacation, directed by ari aster: https://www.lookandlearn.com/history-images/preview/M/M454/M454508_Aesops-Fables-The-Dog-and-His-Reflection.jpg
no one understands my vision
ok we have arrived at our destination, immmmmm gonna go offline for a bit to get settled in. i am not a kidnapper btw.
⪩ Th𓉸t's wh𓉸t 𓉸 k⸸dn𓉸pper w⌖uld s𓉸y. ⪨
sęęįng sątųrn kįdnąp ą crønųs įsn't thąt sųrprįsįng tø mę. hę įs my bęst frįęnd; I'm nøt gønną dø ąnythįng. į cøųld prøbąbly, bųt į dønt cąrę thąt mųch.
dųdę, chįll, ør I'll crąsh yøųr plątønįc dątę ąnd mąkę įt ą thrøųplę.
i'm chilling
yes. see you can tell cause i ain't usin caps an i'm bein oh so very careful with spellin again. did i mention i love you dexter did i mention you're my favorite.
i won't be. i promise i won't be any more stupid than usual i'm just goin through a weird moment that's all ow ow ow
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yęąh hę's my bęst frįęnd, gøød dųdę. nęųrøtįc bųt gøød. węry, į ąm thøųgh ęndęąręd by įt.
saturn & cronuss retreat for moral grovwth heyyyyyy folks. for those wvho knowv me, its your favworite boy saturn! for those vwho dont knovw me, dont vworry about it, novw you do `;)` kind of a mindfuck postin from here, innit? sorry about that, its major vweird for me too. kinda freaking me out. ill giwve him his palmhusk back after this i promise. ivwe been doin a lotta thinkin this past month. specifically, iwve been thinkin a lot ewver since our buddy cro here started shootin himself in the foot only to reload the chamber an shoot some more. ivwe been thinkin a lot about vwhat it takes for someone to see the people from a different perspectivwe. ideally a perspectivwe that doesnt trash ewveryone around him. iwve also been thinkin a lot about wvhat it felt like to liwve wvithout perspectivwe, an vwhat extremes it took for me to get perspectiwve. i think im in a unique position to be able to do something here, comin from a fewv steps ahead looking backwvards at the pre-contemplation blackhole our guys stuck in. actually, im pretty sure this is the only thing i can do, because its been rattlin around in my head for a vwhile so im just gonna get it outta my system. cros safe, btvw, dont vworry. much as i empathize vwith a good wvitch hunt, i got a lot to unpack first vwith my friend my good friend cronus ampora here. kind of an intervwention i guess, lol. no big deal. wvere just gonna talk for a fevw days, okay? okay. lowve you guys, i mean it. thered be no me (or him!) wvithout you. ciao babes. @lowvwverboy
Aw, Saturn. You're such a sweetheart, I knew I adored you for a reason.
it's NOT jail we're just in the car right now it's chill i told you it's chill
ᐖ I JUS SAW ᐖA BARZ AN WONᐖEREᐖ WUT I MISSEᐖ LAWL SATURN U KEWL AS FUK I WULᐖ TRUS U WIF A NUᑈLEAR BOMB ᐛ
it's fine he's fine everyone's gonna be fine
I love the surety, could you perhaps send me pictures of this "fine" retreat. Invigorating to say the least.
D--> Yøu ¢an keep him retreateđ. There is nø value in returning him tø the metaphøri¢al bøarđ. I đøubt any møunt øf feeling jams will ¢ure that bøttøm đweller frøm the e%¢rement that has quite ¢learly repla¢eđ his thinkpan.
you vwojldnt get it i can fix this i know howv to fix tjhis i'm a good person it's alvways darkest before the dawvn gotta hit rock bottom first it's okay
hold up. is saturn... doing something good here?
yeah no shit i'm doin somethin good, i'm alvways tryin to do somethin good i'm a good person. you know how hard it is actin like a good person? exhausting. actually it ain't even about bein good or not, is the thing. that's not my point. my point is connection, like somethin has to givwe first to really connect and people to get over themselves. i have to do this.
its moreso about the fact this guy is a guy ivwe been vwantin dead and finally something is being done about him... evwen if it isnt murder
whatever happens next i promise i'm chill about it
ᐖ WUT IF IT A HEAT WAEVE ᐛ
lol even if it's a heat wave i guarantee i'll be the coolest thing in the room
ᐖ #Aᑈ ᐛ
i think i can fix this
i'm havin a good normal night
thaaaaaanks boss ;))) idk what to call you for short, campo don't make for easy nicknames, otherwise ig i can call you cici
WHY I$ EVERYTHING A "DI$ORDER" OR A "$YNDROME". WHY CAN'T I JU$T HAVE NORMAL RAPID MOOD $WING$ THAT RUIN MO$T OF MY RELATION$HIP$.
anon asked: How’s the daughter going papa? quit sayin i'm a dad i'm not, what happened was NOT me bein a dad she is not my fuckin offspring. ...idk i think dandy scared her into bein not as absolutely bloodthirsty as she could be. meanin she doesn't come out much, she pops up like a homicidal gopher now an again but skitters off if you wave a blowtorch at her. i'm planet side rn so i guess she's up there on the ship still. i'll check that my engine ain't chewed through before i go anywhere? idk i'll probably see when i can bother dandy again about it
I <> <3 <3< c3< HIM X]
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i am tryin soooo hard for you all lately an you don't even know it. up to an includin tappin the sign that says intensity = / = intimacy every day just in case.
urr so thotful
zuc i literally got nothin but all thoughts all the time i could be called the thinker. love you babe thanks
publishing to the jury: #nowlistening: httpsᴹB//open.spotify.com/track/4VJHw4VLJTx4IC0xFQz7Gh?si=sLtxBEBoRnq56A2D7kILMw 🤙
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TW: #Jimmy6uffett
// I NEVER DO THIS BUT MY JAW DROPPED SGEKDHEKHRJEUEJDHNDNDNSN?????????
What do you haVe against the captain, Man? uncool. . . 😎
brb guys gonna have some actual fun tonight feel like i need a break ✌️
bitch couldn't even answer his dms before he got flattened, smh