

SATURN
@lovwerBoy
Heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! If I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.

how to lockpick handcuffs one side only vwithout the other guy seein howv to do it

HOW TO LOCKPICK HANDCUFFS

i am the penultimate activwe listener #thelistener

gonna be postin an update on the best friend situation in a lil bit

😊 only good vwibes tonight

(( next up tonight on saturn & cronus's vacation, directed by ari aster: https://www.lookandlearn.com/history-images/preview/M/M454/M454508_Aesops-Fables-The-Dog-and-His-Reflection.jpg

no one understands my vision

ok we have arrived at our destination, immmmmm gonna go offline for a bit to get settled in. i am not a kidnapper btw.

whatever happens next i promise i'm chill about it

i think i can fix this

i'm havin a good normal night

anon asked: How’s the daughter going papa? quit sayin i'm a dad i'm not, what happened was NOT me bein a dad she is not my fuckin offspring. ...idk i think dandy scared her into bein not as absolutely bloodthirsty as she could be. meanin she doesn't come out much, she pops up like a homicidal gopher now an again but skitters off if you wave a blowtorch at her. i'm planet side rn so i guess she's up there on the ship still. i'll check that my engine ain't chewed through before i go anywhere? idk i'll probably see when i can bother dandy again about it

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i am tryin soooo hard for you all lately an you don't even know it. up to an includin tappin the sign that says intensity = / = intimacy every day just in case.

brb guys gonna have some actual fun tonight feel like i need a break ✌️

bitch couldn't even answer his dms before he got flattened, smh

i am better than last night but i think the rat's electric dopamine button's still broke

when you wanna think you're roddy, but you're not roddy, you're not even drift, you're just getaway ;/

my reflection today has led me to the conclusion i'm like the wolfman except for emotions

i don't think i can fully describe my deal but uh. damn that game looks like it sure sucked








