SATURN
@lovwerBoy
heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! if I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
can you guys PLEASE stop usin casanova in your handles i cannot keep track like this.
wait i don't think i ever clarified that a scratch is probably gonna be my in-law someday. like, not SOON soon, but, yknow. one a those eventual hypotheticals.
i am missing a LOT of context here and i dont knowv if i should find out or not
this is all the context i can give without teeterin into doghouse territory.
LOL i don't give a fuck about that ol windbag i been doin contact work for that humanized oatmeal for like fifteen years atp. he don't scare me
first cas ate me then jake took my legs now aerion (will) poison me i can't catch a break. #violence
It was for your own good. Youll thank me one day.
what's it mean when your leg hurts.
Classic case of zebra. This is even more urgent than i thought. Well need to get rid of both legs.
How Should I Know? I Wasn’t The One That Was Poisoned. But You Know It Happens. Rival Trolls And All That, Court Politics.
no man i'm clean i don't do politics. the only way this could've happened is accidentally ate rat poison except i don't make accidents. i mean mistakes.
Well Some Of Us Do Not Have That Good Fortune. Humorous. But If I Was Doing It, It Would Be Something Slow Moving, Nothing Suspicious So I Wouldn’t Be Linked To Your Mysterious Demise But That’s Just Me
cas is gonna eat me
he's stirrin a big cauldron as we speak. he's got onions in there.
i'm literally shaking and cryign cas put the steak seasoning down.
cas about to do his transformation into the evil gremlin from the movie gremlins
you're livechitting fourth breakfast like a caterpillar about to go into a cocoon. i'm gettin worried.
No, I just want you to know that it isn't far from my mind. I make myself laugh plenty <3
do you think i could pay vris to go to bed for a straight five hours
everyone say thank you to my beau for savin you all from what could've been.
also cas sometimes i think you really gun for bein hated by people. like some kinda pitch e-coquette.
do you all think i'd still be a pest to this day if i was single. like is this just a well fed dogs don't steal food situation.
i been rehabilitated outta my cartoon horny wolf era for years now. except for any nylon+rayon satin costume with enough bare skin to catch pneumonia, those are still my kryptonite. the fact that i'm still talkin about this hours after the fact an still have more to say about it is proof.
i could run a whole museum when it comes to glitzy risque outfits. you all have no idea. not a clue.
yes including weather anchor!!!!!!! the fuck! i stand by what i said man just cause YOU don't get it don't mean nobody gets it. what's wrong with weather anchor.
lifeguards too. the options are limitless.
schoolteach/headmistress stuff is kinda good too tbh. do i need a #suggestive tag on these things. actually anything with button ups an blazers an black skirts an glasses turn me into a starved stray dog about to learn what good food is for the first time in his life.
maid dress this maid dress that where is the variety. where's the nurses. where's the librarians. where's the weather anchors huh. this ecosystem is in shambles.
oh yea you right. i guess that makes sense but also it's kinda one note given thats the ONLY cheap end sexy outfit i seen around here.
flight attendants are good too tbh. stewardess stuff? yeah that's good shit.
chittr react buttons, ranked (just MY opinion) s tier: pity, reply, rechitt a tier: like, follow b tier: c tier: hate d tier: ignore, block f tier: mediate
ok you can stay but just cause you're different
i'm the smart one.
i think life is very romantic. like the totality of it all. it's very deep actually. like even the parts where you accidentally get a mouthful a water down the wrong pipe are kinda part a the sublime in their own way. my stomach hurts--this too is poetry.
i'm contemplating.
(^・ω・^) < HMMM... INTERESTRING... #CONTEMPLATIONPURRLAY #STREAMOFCONSCIOUSNESSFIC #THINKPIECE
oh my god it's like i'm really there again. i haven't touched t/grumblr in years.
weekly waterboarding chit. #pda #help #likeadrownedopossum
i think tom a finland would've really liked orville peck