SATURN
@lovwerBoy
heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! if I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
yknow, a lotta people said to me are you sure you wanna write about all this stuff online, it's pretty personal, an i said if i can make just one person out there feel a little less alone then it's worth it, an they said wow that's really brave, an i said i'm not one to call myself brave, but since you said it, yeah i am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?\/=BoG\/cZtzzp0
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OKAY okay look mb you can never tell on here sometimes you bear open your soul an sometimes people go wahoo an sometimes people go booo an sometimes people say they wanna trauma bond with superglue i'm just readin the room here. ok it was funny i did laugh.
i'm just sayin it could've been about anything.
yknow they don't actually know for a fact that goya painting is even about that like he died without any little index card or plaquard or artist statement explainin it yknow.
hypothetically speakin if my life had turned out differently do you think i would've made a killin as some kinda pale-perma-fixer-upper-for-hire cause i think that's kinda an untapped market.
You never know when you might need to do a repair!
NO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
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wait that came out wrong, i haven't done that since hey actually fuck off what is this an intake. that part's NOT important AT ALL ause it's NOT what's happening right now!!! i was provin i could totally handle a two story drop an jog it off because i don't need to care about bein careful i'm invincible. but uh. i mean i totally did do it so i succeeded. but yknow. hospital.
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attention help my booboo feel better. an i mean two floors ain't like. THAT bad. probably.
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no i sprained my ankle or smth idk i wasn't super payin attention to what the doctor was sayin after they told me nothin was broken. somethin about "hairline" idk what fallin from great heights has to do with my hair tho.
see this is WHY i had to do it all you people out here assumin i'm NOT the kinda guy to jump from a second floor. i am that guy, that is my thing.
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time for me to bust out the pic again for all the newcomers an new faces. you know who i am.
nvm i'm shy you're gonna have to live with my bared soul bein left to imagination <3
I don’t think you want to leave things to the imagination of the users on this site.
no i feel pretty comfortable with bein free real estate for strangers imaginations tbh it's like a duck to water for me.
can i be really vulnerable for a second
oh i like this. that's what i'm gonna call it goin forward none a that "pitybait" crap.
man it's just not the same.
baby need snack is what amy amygdala says to me right before she starts fingerbangin the button that says hey remember how that felt today what if you did that again but more this time.
....im trying to figure out vwhat this evwen means
this ain't about sex btw i'm good on that front my sexual rhythms are average if i had to put a label on it.
for the record i NEVER said i was one a the good ones. cause good ones don't announce on billboard signs that they're good ones they take personal inventory an own up to mistakes as publicly as possible to show that they're the good ones.
guy says he's "intentionally addressing me" like that's nbd okay alright
࣪⊹₊˚{ go on then!!!! address him back! show no fear! show no MERCY!!!! ᕕ}⟡O⟡{ᕗ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i think i might die.
YUP. nope. maybe. you can tell me i'm not gonna die for starters an we can kinda process from there.
you're not dyin anytime soon man. wvhats puttin those thoughts in your head
k i mean honestly like a good 60% was seein what people would do if i said i ws gonna die an the other 40% was because someone didn't answer me in five minutes. but like i am also tellin the truth no lie.
woops this is late XD uhhhhh yeah damn ig i did say that, that's crazy. mb must've been a wacky night.
can i be honest even tho i love all the support it kinda hurts my feelings that reptar doesn't yknow relate to my serious comment like it kinda makes me feel ignored like just a tiny bit ;'/
great day to be me i never use goregle cause i already know everythin i need to know an the rest i kinda groove out on the fly yknow.
You know I always keep that motherfuckin thang on me (colossal encyclopedia that went out of date in 2000 and hasn't been reprinted)
How well has "groovin out on the fly" done you?
smth smth sex sunday right??
| captain planet is going to blow a pipeline disrupting load in him over this one. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\ #nsfw
dude what i don't want my pipelines exploded tell captain planet to keep his natural catastrophes in his own damn pants #nsfw
i don't think i could quit transparent self disclosure even if i wanted to.
ok im done.
we could make like seahorses an make somethin work for a lifelong commitment to bodybumpin in this cold dark water current called life.
-=[hi saturn x-) dont thhe males get pregnent_☺]=-
you vwanna get pregnant? zz:0
what no dude i just want. like. i mean i DON'T want stuff to settle down. it was an intrusive thought even. i was just riffin on some pick up lines. it doesn't mean anything.
if you don't got room in your heart don't let that stop us cause i'm used to sleepin outside.