
Aliyah Qedron
@alopecoidTenacity
^^ beastMaster. graVekeeper. treasure collector. occasional plaYer of trix. | dark spookY forest represent! | theY/them ^^ (PFP by @turntechGoghead)
^^(i'll put their bio here too, although it's not the first post :p ) Your name is ALIYAH QEDRON. You are a BRONZEBLOOD. Thus, Her Imperious Condescension demands that You train Your INNATE BEASTSPEECH to one daY serVe Your mandated role. You are totallY doWn for this, and spend Your daYs frolicking With Your LOYAL MENAGERIE of FRIENDLY ANIMAL COMPANIONS. CurrentlY, Your Vulpine friend Abdiel is purring happilY at Your feet and cheWing on a FRESH KILL. Rest in peace, Esther. You Will be missed. Your home in the DARK SPOOKY FOREST is cluttered With Your manY GATHERED TREASURES. Also knoWn bY Your friends as RANDOM CRAP and USELESS GARBAGE. But theY just don't understand. WhY, just look at this! It maY look like an old shard of metal, but its rust is a sYmbol of peace Where once Was pain. EVen the loWest caste can achieVe beautiful things! You tried explaining that, but theY called You a NOOKHEARTED FUCKWAD. Still, theY Will alWaYs be Your BELOVED PALS. Your trolltag is alopecoidTenacitY and You speak ^^as if Veiled aWaY in the grass, plaYing manY and mYriad trix^^. And of course, this means anYone Who You refer to is called "You". It makes them feel important! What Will You do?^^
Anxther Quick write up - Recent discxveries surrxunding Earth-bxrne spxxkies!!! Did yxu knxw... Earth-fxlk have actually had run-ins xf the third kind befxre??? Aliens!!! Real bxnafide Aliens!!! :000 I'll be dedicating a pxst tx each xf these, but txday, it's the Flatwxxds Mxnster!!! The Stxry gxes like this - xn the Earthen day xf Sept 12, 1952, twx Brxthers (human wxrd fxr hatchmates) and their friend spxtted a bright xbject streak acrxss the sky and land xn a lxcal farmer's prxperty... These bxys went hxme tx tell their Human Mammal mxther abxut it... The fxur xf them (and a few xthers) all gathered tx gx explxre the landing sight where they'd then spxt - get this - a hxxded txwering figure with red piercing eyes...!!! (Artist's depictixn included belxw) Apparently the grxup wxuld smell sxmething sickly ... And then repxrted nausea ... With the bxys' thrxats getting swxllen and faces having an xily film xver them ... Spxxky stuff!!! Beyxnd that the xnly prxxf we have are sxme tracks and rubbery junk left behind by the creature befxre it up and disappeared... But any further infxrmatixn is pretty hard tx cxme by!!! Nxw fxr the Sxzmet thexry cxrner... We knxw fxr sure this is real (The blxg I read said sx!!!) Sx what can we extrapxlate frxm this??? I think this was a classic case xf Drunk pilxting... An alien xff their rxcker crashes intx XWNED PRXPERTY and stumbled arxund... Xnly tx be spxtted??? That's VERY atypical!!! Mxst Aliens are super secretive!!! I think /that's/ why it deplxyed its xbvixus self defense mechanism (evil mist that smells bad and makes yxu sick) tx scare the humies xff!!! That's the xnly sensible explanatixn... Regardless... This critter clearly had a lxt xf influence xn Humies!!! If yxu gx back tx the crash site yxu can see plenty xf paraphernalia and txurist traps bearing the Flatwxxd Mxnster title!!! Very cute and charming!!! Thanks fxr yxur time!!! Next xne will be xn the creature dubbed the "Mxth Man" !!! !!! !!! https://media...tenxr...cxm/eCxR8TvJX7sAAAAM/flatwxxds-flatwxxds-mxnster...gif

^^i like dancing^^ ^^and i like to think i'm pretty good at it!^^ [A video of Aliyah in their hive absolutely BUSTING IT DOWN to an EDM song.]
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^^i think i messed up a conVersation that Was going prettY Well...^^ ^^theY had gotten something Wrong and i tried to politelY correct them, but i guess i Went on a little too long.^^ ^^because theY looked at me funnY afterWards. ._.^^ ^^i Was just trYing to help...^^
^^oh, lusus posting! sWeet!!^^ [A picture of Aliyah mid-laugh as they're picked up by the scarf in their lusus' jaws. It seems to be a large fox-like creature with two heads- the head holding them has a frantic look in its eyes, while the other glances over with a much more level expression.]
















