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anyway what's good chittr https://i.ibb.co/dhtmvs6r/img-6722.png
behold. my fucking sexy ass arm https://i.ibb.co/1frnvsmx/img-6768.jpg
:33< i loooove a good aesops fable
:33< purrfect! :33< sure am glad im not getting aesops fabled here!
:33< i have othpurr blankets im mewsing this one! :33< mew can mews that one in the cornpurr! :33< its meowch thickpurr than this one and thusly would k33p mew much warmpurr!
i’ve been long ejected from the game, it’s a long story.
[hdhjwjd] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5ec7f845b68.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14523d2fd36d.jpg
// i slept most of the day, but I wanted to share gammie's selfie WIP. https://64.media.tumblr.com/38d8b78982ff066e23186888fe362732/125a29bc6d54d9b3-16/s640x960/b68693c7e8fd187937f3feed98b84db3b8663fee.png
i llike to do acrobatic traversall challenges through the massive trees of my forest, whille dodging ferocious beasts without killing them (bc that woulld make it easier). keeps me llimber
When you're near, I hide my blushing face And trip on my shoelaces Grace just isn't my forté But it brings me to my knees when you say "Hello, how are you, my darling, today?" I fall into a pile on the floor Puppy love is hard to ignore When every little thing you do, I do adore #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
o(>< )o After yesterday... I realised I should probably post a photo of myself so that I don't end up being mistaken for my darling stars that I document the lives of again... (*/。＼) It's an old photo, but this is me. Um... Okay, that's all! Back to the important ones! #pleasedontstare https://64.media.tumblr.com/f3c58e5ae2ae9dc074fb8c2b676d7db4/01cb976d585bf093-7d/s2048x3072/f9ef223d12ee74d0037be25731d8aabcf2dd82b1.png
https://i.po+stimg.cc/MZBf8k67/Untitled225-20260403061436.png Hm...
inspired by @alopecoidtenacity - a rly cute n bad idea just came 2 me 1 pickup line 4 every1 on tha hemospectrum here we go ~redblood~ hon ur so drop dead gorgeous ur gonna have 2 deal w/ me hittin u up from beyond tha grave ~bronzeblood~ u bring out tha animal in me so i hope u dont mind if i rub up against u n purr ~goldblood~ u can feel theres a spark between us so bring me closer w ur magnetic charm n lets make em fly ~limeblood~ did u kno i have a green thumb? ya these fingers can make u bloom all tha colors of the rainbow ~oliveblood~ r u a huntress? cuz i can feel ur claws diggin inside of me n i dont ever wanna get away ~jadeblood~ hun i dont need 2 b a grub 2 understand why i wanna call u mommy ~tealblood~ officer ive been v bad n i need 2 to hold me against these cell bars n whisper me my rights in2 my ear ~ceruleanblood~ u make me feel like i got venom in my veins n the only antidote is u ~indigoblood~ if u carry me in ur arms well both get a workout ull never forget ~purpleblood~ why dont u keep honkin @ me n ill give u smth else 2 squeeze bby ~violetblood~ when ur not around darlin im feelin so rudderless like im drownin ~fushiablood~ r u a queen? cuz i wanna spend every night of my life servin u ~anonbloods~ im glad u know how 2 keep a secret cuz im tempted 2 leave a couple marks on u that ur def gonna have 2 hide ~bouns round! cherubs~ babe u got me hypnotized w/ those swirls, u better start commandin me 2 do ur bidding #nsfw obvi
u guys dont eve kno who ur talkin 2 i'm tha queen of embarrassin pick up lines ok ~ahem~ babe ur sweeter than honey lemme buzz in n we can pollinate 2gether #nsfw
8=D < Do we like horse facts? Or should I take a different approach to this website?
mushing my fface intto my moirail's pecs #nsffw
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
They told me socializing would help me get acclimated with the times. So. Hello.
Hello, thank you for the welcome. I am still figuring out this device, so excuse the lack of an image for myself.
₊˚⊹♡ I just discovered the joy of tiny ducks! You can buy them by the hundreds. ₊˚⊹♡
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Special daggum thanks t' @archiveAddict , @watchingAuthor , @alopecoidTenacity 'n @passiveSerialization !!! I know this ain't no RO3 comment section...so pardon if my manners ain't minded...but I'd like t'dedicate P2 t'y'all...!!! Wouldn't be none if it weren't fer yer chipper words 'o encou-RAGE!!!!!! BBBBBaaaaaaAAAahhhHless you!!!!
√(Hide and Seek: Extreme Sports Edition.)²
Yes! ^nd then I could fin^lly seek the most d^ngerous g^me of ^ll: Troll.
I ^m quite fond of hunting it turns out. Ironic considering I ^m ^ctu^lly ^ veget^ri^n, mostly due to t^ste more th^n ^nything else. They should m^ke competitive hide ^nd seek to ^ccommod^te my interests.
:33 < to anyone who n33ds it!! :33 < this kitty kiss is fur mew!!! <3 https://media.tenor.com/hcch9hwz5hoaaaam/nepeta-homestuck.gif
a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]
Morning ΣvΣryonΣ ¡¡ I hopΣ all of you havΣ a nicΣ day =:D
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if the caste system didn’t exist? If so, what would you be doing? If you didn’t have to do anything predestined for you, where would you be?
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Awww, ewe flatter me like butter 'n a hot biscuit in a breakfast rush served nice 'n melty in the COUNTY UNFAIR!!! Which is 'xactly what this 'ere comment is! I ain't no competition!!!! Miss @archiveAddict is a gosh darn visionary...these 're just drabbles! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thanks all th'same though!!!!
i have performed the act of "rechitting" for visibility, dear bhildr. you have outdone yourself once again. though i am aggrieved at the lack of updates for "a tale in which the intrepid your/character travels across great biomes in search of a monstrous pale pal with whom to soothe a mighty flaw of character"... i will find it in my pusher to forgive.
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
Safety is my middle name!
IMPORTTANTT DIAGRAM #nsffw httttps://ffile.garden/YVff6d8kttiBxoiEne/horngy/pecslol.png
i'm going tto be tthe ffirstt ttroll tto be smotthered bettween a pair off rustty pecs and a pair off purple pecs
where
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Everyone fixin' to deserves t'be fixed! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < YES! Even YOU! The person readin' this! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Happiness ought t'be in EVERYONE'S daggum inventory! Marked on every character sheet! No matter the quest it takes t'find it! The journey will getcha there, even if ya don't find quite what yer hopin' for!
TW: #parties #drugs #alc9h9l #su6stance #g9re #vi9lence While I am n9t particularly f9nd 9f h9w tumultu9us and unsafe this party is, I d9 h9pe every9ne has s9me g99d clean fun. Remem6er t9 keep y9urself hydrated, as well as well-fed. I w9uld als9 rec9mmend earplugs, since live music can get fairly l9ud. D9 n9t accept anything fr9m strangers, especially n9t drinks 9r 9ther su6stances. Keep killing t9 a minimum. 9e safe.
Thirty Three Foxes In The Forest Fucking Like Fucking Foxes. #nsfw @dstrides #incomprehensibleposting
:o)
"STREAM" THIS. "STREAM" THAT. THE ONLY "STREAM" WORTH "STREAMING" IS LOCATED IN THE VAST AND DENSELY FORESTED SECLUDED WOODLANDS WHERE A SPOTTED ANTLERBEAST IS CURRENTLY STOPPING TO TAKE A REFRESHING DRINK.
also just flashed my tits wit a fan @ #eridanweek #nsfw
Am I not doing my job right? Am I hated???? :'^(
I mightttt attend #eridanweek tohoohoo tell some johohohokes~
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
Ah so im not the only one who thinks about that sort of thing rather often...
made a simmer pot orange peels, cranberries, ginger, cinnamon, and bay leaves this hive *will* smell good today
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
D --> What you posit is a matter of philosophic belief, which I am willing to debate you on D --> What you seem to have missed is the main point which I tried to stress D --> Whether it is moral or immoral, I do not want to see it D --> That is all there is to say on the matter
Okay. So. Doing digging. Alien social media, with human presence. This is huge news. Never heard of 'trolls' before. At least second contact is going better than the first. No one will believe me, but this is exciting!
this is smart, i should have treats somewhere.
Nah forr me it's an adrrenaline thin'. Plus I get betterr so it's whateverr sometimes people just need t' let theirr angerr out and it's prrolly betterr to do it to someone who wants it, yeah?
o- Establishing connection . . . -o o- . . . -o o- Connection established ! -o o- Hello everyone ! ^o^ -o
vAGUEPOSTING,,, i, lIKE YOU, a LOT, aND THINK YOU ARE, a GOOD FRIEND, oF MINE, #VAGUEPOST #VAGUEPOSTING #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK
POINT OF ORDER! my little hoofbeast is a nonbinary show. all shows are nonbinary shows
for you? SURE. lemme just slide up and bend and... honk. ;o)
can yyou do that again closer to my ear
HONK.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CRACKING IT FROM THE BACK TO THE BEAT OF THE STEEL DRUMS. :o) #nsfw
Quite fond of that little mario fellow and his yahoos and wahoos.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o) WASSUP SHAWTY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YO I KNOW THAT LIL MUTHAFUCKER. :o)
finally lOst the weird lusus, gOt lOst myself fOr a while. nO signal fOr a while. NXVXR GOING XN THE WXXDS AGAIN!! prObably wOuld've been lOst fOrever if i hadn't been lucky enOugh tO cOme acrOss a super helpful stranger tysm @alOpecOidTenacity fOr the guidance nOw i can cOntinue my trip!! XO —with @alOpecOidTenacity https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/848eea0f1c48.png XO
:33< i gradmewated top of my class in evil shipping school
:33< the dark furked up and evil ones
:o( Believe me. :o( I already feel horrid enough.
D --> Blue Shadows On The Trail - Roy Rogers and The Sons of the Pioneers D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJqSVYJlRgE
M1GHT NOT 3V3N B3 D1NN3R 4T TH1S PO1NT
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6xysyv2avqhol9brexar7s?si=f513a57164b944fc
Sorry, could you say that again? I got a little. Uh. Distracted.
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
((the lack of a mime emoji has never bothered me until this week. im in a self-made cage))
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FACE MAKES A GREAT THRONE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TIME AND PLACE BABY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG BOOTY BRONZEBLOODS COVERED IN OIL AND TWERKING THEY SHIT IN MY FACE WOULD FIX ME I THINK. #nsfw
I like watching OK KO for the lil' guy himself like yeah fuck 'em up lil' KO I believe you can be a hero
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
"NOW --- You may be thinking. 'Argyri, you'v been walking vor a pretty long time. Are you evr going to vind someone to harass?' And to that I say. I SAID 'ONLY TIME WILL TELL.' Besides, look! Ovr there! I think there's a tall shadowy-looking vigure! Let's go talk to them! ---Hyeellooo, mysteriously tall troll. Might I ask what you're doing out here in the middle ov nowhere?" ( Ov course, the would-be target ov Argyri's harassment only gets to breathe into the mic bevore Argyri is gone, leaving their lusus-slash-tripod behind. Because that's scary. (i hope these are in the right order)) @murdererHonkhonk https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/d7547040ad0a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/bc5v19e0e29c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/45ad89175cb8.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/37a44783285d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/3vc5ee18d6e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/86c536v3d816.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/8799cc2eevdd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/02bv9c467689.png
in ten thousand sweeps history will sing songs about your good deeds
Aight bet. Anything's better than a literal cave.
That's adorable! I do hope there's enough space!
Best of luck! I know from experience animals can be pesky little things to keep contained. Sure you'll do great! :B
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
huge news u luv 2 see it
GETTIN TO KNOW A GOOD LIL CRAB. boy's learnin how to be a good motherfuckin toy. #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#9890 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1936434cd3a6.webp
Your name is TYCHIS LUCAST, and you QUESTION EVERYTHING. Ever since you were small, you have been DANGEROUSLY CURIOUS. You are much more literarily inclined than other members of your CASTE, and thus are regarded as a bit WEIRD. You are constantly in search of INFORMATION, especially information that is NOT WIDELY KNOWN. Due to this, you are an AVID COLLECTOR of any and every BOOK you can get your hands on, from BIOLOGICAL TEXTS ON LUSII to SHITTY ROMANCE NOVELS to [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]. One of the things you are most interested in is LINGUISTICS, and you will talk about it to ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN. You tend to attract INTERESTING AND FORTUNATE COINCIDENCES, which you chalk up to plain old LUCK. Which is interesting, considering that LUCK CHARMS always seem to backfire on you. It doesn’t really bother you though. You just take it as a sign that you don’t need them. In fact, aside from your books, you have VERY FEW UNNECESSARY POSSESSIONS. One notable exception is your ELABORATE RAPIER, which is a MUCH FANCIER WEAPON than someone of your caste would normally possess. Sometimes you idly fantasize about using it in a SWASHBUCKLING DUEL, and then realize that you’ve probably been reading too many VIOLETBLOOD DRAMAS. Despite what other trolls may think, you do partake in activities other than READING. You are an AMATEUR STARGAZER, and you love to lie outside and MAKE UP CONSTELLATIONS. You make your own SCALDING LEAF FLUID, and have a SMALL SIDE BUSINESS selling it to other trolls. You also enjoy WRITING POETRY and COMPOSING MUSIC ON YOUR HUSKTOP. You don't have many friends, but you treasure the ones you DO have. Your VERY BEST FRIEND happens to be a CERULEANBLOOD, which you concede is PRETTY ODD, considering your status as an OLIVEBLOOD. Said friend is the head of a UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT, which is so underground that YOU TWO are the ONLY OFFICIAL MEMBERS. The movement centers around making your friend the GRAND HIGH SUPREME MONARCH OF THE COSMOS, and YOU will be the GRAND HIGH SUPREME DEPUTY & SECRETARY TO THE CROWN. It is fair to say that, although you LOVE YOUR BEST FRIEND, you OFTEN WANT TO SLAP HIM. Your trolltag is anarchistCatechism and you speak in a way that betrays your ?ersistent, ¿ee?-rooted curiosity. What will you do?
I fought in the #Piss Wars. Never forget our many esteemed privates who laid down their lives only to be irrelevantly flushed aside the roiling rivers of gold for the rich, the ever-demanding affluent, the wealthy grandmasters whose controlling hands seized power wherever they could. I may forever hold my peace. One thousand years noisy clear stream curse upon our enemies. #Piss #PissWars #UrineTrouble #Witchposting #WitchChittr
hehloo how ddo you feel about john marston quickly
a sheep/wlf sex scene sounds fire sry #nsfw
YOU ARE PROVING YOURSELF AN ImmENSELY VALUABLE ACCOmPLICE!! PLEASE — HAVE mY AUTOGRAPH. NO wE INSIST — https://imgur.com/WDdgqlG
>--D=I=mean=if=you=manage=to=get=acquired=by=such=nobility=then=you'd=be=one=lucky=troll=indeed=://O//<
ooc // lol i still got it
EmPHASIZING THE HANDSOmEST LETTER IS ALwAYS wORTHwHILE. THEY CALL IT ARROGANCE BECAUSE THEY FEAR OUR POWER!! LOVE THYSELF!!
D --> I suppose that makes sense, it is just odd to me
:o) Good to see that my background machinations are bearing fruit. :o) The Rankmaid is a very good listener. :o) And I am VERY good at using my Chucklevoodoos #nsfw #clownposting #IWantToBeClearThisWasConsensual
"= it is LIGHT OUTSIDE and i am still here. chitting about. purples. they really do occupy your pan like fucking nothing. ="
\) -•-I love clowns.-•- (/
:o) Exactly as I wanted :o) Good girl. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MORE OF WHATEVER THIS IS PLEASE. :o)
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
You know what? I've got one more for you all, since you've been such dears. [attached an image. Ahdeat hasn't gotten any less naked clothing wise, but now she's posed kneeling on the seat of the throne, a guitar slung over her front that she's playing... not that it hides any of the modesty. Of course, she's also still coated quite thoroughly in that oil.] Also, #nowplaying Frostbite - Parkway Drive #cryogenicradio #oiledup #nsfw
❥ they don't talk enough about the type of lust you feel for someone whose so far away from you* that feeling in your chest, that yearning, that hunger* imagining how their hands feel on you, your thighs, your nook, your bulge* how your hands feel on them, their back, their face, their lips* trying to keep yourself sane while you're desperate for their touch* trying to cope with daydreams and self-love* nothing will ever beat the touch of the one you love* #nsfw
#oilingup [attached an image. A completely nude, rather buxom cerulean troll, draped over her icy throne, bulge and breasts on full display- of course, she is also oiled up, the cool light of whatever frosted room she's in glistening off her body as she gives her seductive 'wink' to the camera, despite both of her eyes being closed] #nsfw
Guuuuys I'm gonna be mohohore entertaining~! Many thahahanks to thohohose who guided meee~
?o happy to ?ee ?omeone know? ball
i do feel a bit bad for the skeleton though why didn't anyone want to go with him :(
:33< mewmans calling their nooks pussy is the best thing efur :33< that rules sorry i dont make the rules :33< #nsfw ish
Because it's fun. Yøu get tø be yøurrself but with cøøl flapstrractiøn abilities. And therre arre tøurrnaments and øtherr events.
Fl3x on ^h3m ho3s! Cropp3d ^h3 whiny bi^ch ou^ for ^his h3 was pmo ^oday. h^^ps://i.imgur.com/S3NC^Zk.png
/ wOrk w/th them as well! at least the lOwblOOd Ones. nOt allOwed tO ma/nta/n the m/ds Or h/ghblOOd Ones :/
Okay! bees use a l/ttle w/ggle dance tO tell Other bees d/stance and d/rect/On Of fOOd sOurces. they alsO dO nOt sleep!
an/mal fun fact!: humm/ngb/rds are the Only b/rd that can fly backwards. they alsO beat the/r w/ngs Over f/fty t/mes a secOnd!
t+is reads like someone failing to recite troll s+akespeare
so >>ere ALL cracking clo>>ns no>>, right?
ITS CRACK OR BE CRACKED. and im crackin #nsfw
your just mad i made u >>atch,,, i kno u enjoyed it tho ;)
one day it WILL be.
:o)
no>> i kno>> >>hy people say clo>>ns are >iolent, i totally got my nook MURDERED last night #nsf>> #purplebloodfunnies
R3D 1S PR3F3RR3D
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//I think the only way to find/search the account is if you know the name of it
// icl it's really good practice (and i'm just so happy to see so much hs stuff in one place it Inspires me) i just want to do so much so quick and i'm trying not to icarus myself lmao
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CHECK THE ABOVE POST.
xx U SHOULD TOTALLY POST PICS OF UR GAINS xx xx FOR NO REASON >.< xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b759a8af5480.png #nsfw
TAMAKI $TART$ OFF ROYGH BUT HE LEANR$ TO ACCEPT HARUHI THE WAY THEY ARE. THEY ARE TROLL HETGEM TO ME!! KYOYA REMIND$ ME TOO MUCH OF MY HIVEMATE.
she let me hit it because the timeline was doomed #incest #canon
Naturally!! it is only natural to hype a good fellow up
Wowzers! Thank you kindly my fellow jake!
Well it seems ive gained a few new followers from that last post. The more the merrier i always say!
i clapped wen i saw it
hOonk hoonk hOoOonk honk
NICE.
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16fde3690c43.png I was debating on whether or not to post this but lifes too short to not be a little adventurous yes?
it is my life duty to make this loser take the worst pictures known to man :) even if that means drawing only like 30% of him lol
my new METHOd for Paling with a moirail (if i HAd one) is to go '!!!!Please!!!! look into my eyes this isn't your heart' ANd then i WOULd dO a fliP to dISTRACT them
when i want to be. ;o*
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5733ff72fa.png Hope youre all having an absolutely top notch thursday today my dear chums!
;o) i call next with you
THATS A GOOD ONE, IM TAKING THAT.
rosy u gotta take care of urself!! that starts with lotsa hydration n rest
most of rankmaid-senseis posts have been short enough to have archive tags visible but lately they have been a bit longer! so they will be moved to the top in future works thanks for your KUDOS ❤︎ !
time for rest! no one do anything at all while i am gone (tags: goodlight, fujo on, archive rating: G)
Hmm i reckon youre right. With that being said salutations my alien compadre!
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
what дo you mean a лime got outed as дeing aлive???? ;;•~•;; i hoпe they're okay... 🌙
sometimes twagan thinks back to when they wewe just an even widdwew wiggwew ..... it was just soooo hawd to find aaaany cute cwothes that twagan couwd affowd on a gowdbwoods stipend !!!!! X( thats when twagan decided to stawt making bespoke outfits that wewe adowabwe AND affowdabwe !!!!! if youwe a wowbwood and you need high quawity cwothes dont fowget to check out twagans onwine stowe !!!!! X333 owdew in the next houw and youw shipment wiww come with a FWEE xywitow3hwaww bwand cupcake pwattew baked fwesh by twagan themsewf !!!!! yummy ummy ummy !!! X3 xywitow3hwaww - "its in good taste!"
alright problem solved 5 hate reacts and 5 likes and you'll get noods on main lmfao
x.ONE of me???.x x.UUUUGH don♱ 𐕣ump me in wi♱h ♱hose co𐕣or obsessed conformis♱s.x.x
Why, aren’t you quite the character.
x.nobody bu♱ you ♱ro𐕣𐕣 gerard way.............. <3.x
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
fucking incredible
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
I'm the bro! :-D My asthma wasn't to happy about it but I love hanging out with friends!!
i ain^ shy jus^ don^ wanna scar3 ^h3m away lol!
Y♋️u make a g♋️♋️d p♋️int!
hangin ott w my broo https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/hanging%20out.png
A little something as I go about my business. [Alt text: A rather buxom cerulean troll, lounging back in a rather massive throne made of ice, completely in the nude, one leg draped over the other. It seems to be exceptionally cold with the lingering fog in the picture, and she seems to be winking, despite both eyes being held shut by some thin latch-like mechanism. The barest hints of a bulge can be seen poking from between her thighs] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
=( It's been requested that I provide another one of my coveted #bugs facts. Never one to deny the public clues about our planets "creepy" crawlies, I have a pusher-warming point prepared for you. My cerulean fans may be aware of this one already, but even outside of Lusii-distinct species, centipedes are rather attentive wriggler-rearers. When they lay their eggs, they will bury themselves amongst their young and wrap their long bodies around them to serve as a protective barrier from any ne'er-do-wells. If only my own lusus had been so attentive. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
let's try this again. 10 <3s and the sweater goes. promise you'll get a better look. https://file.garden/ZJTpgoaUL3bz8vfI/chittr/vriskafic8d.png
Be The Bear You Wish To See In The World
(( It's a tough world out there for BigKat enjoyers. Let him be not a twink goddamnit. ))
AAlwayts yes.
nsfw alt yes ♥️ or no ♠️
and for screen readers, "the sun peeking through the blinds isnt half as harsh as the look in her mates bulbs when i catch his burning gaze."
not related to the song i was posting about before. just a thought i had to jot down before it was lost. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/IMG_8610.jpeg
go^ ^h3s3 bi^ch3s purring lik3 m3owb3as^s righ^ now wha^'s good? #nsfw
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OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
What's UP FUCKERS. Upon manya fan request (and to spite the haters), Ghasterria's loudest, baddest, most radical raddest guitarist is FINALLY on Chittr https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Hayley1.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt WEDNESDAY MOTIVATION LET'S GET A SELFIE TRAIN STARTED!! POST YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELVES BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND SIBLINGS OF LESS BIGUOUS GENDER IDENTITIES! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c24cb81f2b7.png
//hiveswap is good. The part time revolutionary part time social anxiety dork is fascinating and I love her. She's mecore
(( shush you're doing great and it makes me happy seeing you on my feed. i'm halfway just using irl stuff for some of my posts too, ur not alone ))
i jst realized i cld click "quirked" 2 see what u actully said.. also #rechitt
hOoOOonk hoonk hOonk hOoOonk hoOonk honk HOoonk hoonk hOooonk hoOoonk hOoOOnk hooonk honk hOooOnk hooOnk hoOnk hoOoonk hoOnk hOonk HOoonk hoooOnk hoOnk hOOonk hooOnk honk hoOoonk hOoOOnk hooOnk hOonk hOoOonk hOOOnk hOOnk hooOonk hOOOnk hoOonk hOnk hoOnk hOooonk hoOoonk honk hoOOonk hOOOnk hooonk hOnk hOoOOoOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk honk
(( tyy!!!! me harnessing my writing powers in the meantime lol ))
[[ respectfully: humina humina humina ]]
FRRR i love seeing everyones trolls so much !!!! i should draw mine more :3cc its fun to have em post pictures (but alas... my head........ it is chronically empty)
(( My boy Seddie has been collecting dust for so long lmfao ))
((TRUEEEE like i need more of yalls fantroll art on the chittr tl))
[[ YOUR BBY AWWWWW pinchin those cheekies ]]
[[ lookin forward to the moment you nail it!!! ]]
[[ oh STUNNING ]]
[[ god the quirks are so fun theres so many im jealous of not coming up with myself LOL ]]
> what do yall ma1n 1n "Bu21ne22 D12pute between two r1val compan1e2 2ecretly be1ng man1pulated by v1oletblood w1th a grudge aga1n2t the CEO2 of both the compan1e2 2" gotta love me 2ome 2old1er <
(( nyehehehe im https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4557e78ef01a.png
((ON GOD I LOVE SEEING THEMMM))
(( no same. i cannot get the visual down for c!chroma so i just wing describe them a lot lmao but some people here r INSANELY talented ))
heeeeeeey.
freak4freak pride! mmgh
◁PSA: Please learn the difference between Shame Globes and Rumble Spheres.▷ ◁Rumble spheres are the ones on the chest and shame globes are the ones on the hips/thighs.▷
im adding fishy boys 2 bc sm1's awakeeee
we're just that motherfuckin hot. :o)
blck th nsfw tag
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOKING MORE LIKE SLEEPY CLOWNBAIT POSTING SHIT LIKE THIS #nsfw
B33 < cant relate but glhf B33 < if they start choking tap out like immediately #nsfw
i luv baiting clowns <3
shi^ buy a ^ick3^ and s^3p up ^o ^h3 b3s^ rid3 of your lif3 pink lady =;) #nsfw
oh? :o)c
heh. :o)
Whew! Alm[]st g[]t bl[]wn up by a c[]b []f Black keern! S[]me nasty featherbeast d[]ne y[]inked it []utta my hand when I was harvesting! My p[][]r neighb[]r g[]t their scuttlebug bl[]wn up th[]ugh... thankfully insurance c[]vers that! #Wh[][]ps! #S[]rryneighb[]r #g[]ttagetscarecr[]ws]:-)
OHHHH??? i cant wait to see it, sister. ill be here, enjoyin myself. ;op
im gong 2 get smthn for yiu to see in a bit ;)
yah ur going t need sevral breks wit the way ill be riding ur bulge https://media.tenor.com/oieDtXJG4PsAAAAM/hugs.gif #nsfw
I LIKE YOU, bold motherfucker thinkin ill need the breaks. we'll see. ;o)
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
IM TEN HUMAN FEET TALL, or so ive been measured.
OH YAH, we r going til dawn!
no problem. honk honk ;o)
YOU BEST MOTHERFUCKIN BELIEVE IT. im staining you a pretty purple in and out. #nsfw
hw tal r u big boy https://media.tenor.com/oieDtXJG4PsAAAAM/hugs.gif
youre cute. :o)
wait til you see it in motherfuckin PERSON. ;o)
honk honk. ;o)
hell yeah it is. im gettin my FINE RELAX ON.
th way i HAD to zoom in <3 #meow
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
I got reminder of an old outfit I did with @mechanicChariot thank you for dealing with my dumbass self https:://file..garden/acHivQA0vHdP6DYz/IMG_5756..png
i almost reached 2000 points / i use this site way too much
:33< a photograph of her grandfathpurr who had furked as a stagehand during the furry furst purrdution of my fair lady :33< mew see when he was furking as a stage hand a purrducer came up to him and gave him a secret palm sized box telling him to entrust it to his next of kin! :33< he opened that box to find... cont on page 35
:33< back in 1846 a young girl was on her farm in rural kansas when she found a secret treasure chest she opened it up and inside was a big surpurrise :33< inside was a... :33< continmewed on page 34
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt NONE OF ANYONE'S MUTHAFUCKIN' BUSINESS WHAT WE DO OUTSIDE OF CLOSED DOORS, IN PUBLIC, ON THE STREET, ON THE CONCRETE EITHER
#rechitt :3
I'm seeing s9me #quadrant c9nfusi9n 9n the feed t9night, s9 naturally it's up t9 me t9 clear the air. While it is traditi9nally un9rth9d9x f9r m9irails t9 kiss 9ne an9ther the way matesprits 9r kismeses w9uld, it's a rather c9nservative mindset and 9ne that is falling 9ut 9f fav9r with y9unger, m9re pr9gressive generati9ns 9f tr9lls, particularly tr9lls in warmhue-warmhue 9r warmhue-midhue relati9nships wh9 see n9 reas9n t9 cling t9 hard quadrant lines that, in the case 9f m9iraillegiance, truly 9nly 6enefits high6l99ds anyway. It's n9 9ne's 6usiness what a pair (9r a tri9 9r a quartet 9r et cetera) 9f m9irails d9 with 9ne an9ther 6ehind cl9sed d99rs, and we all 9ught t9 mind 9ur 6usiness 9n the matter. H9pe this helps. #M9irail #M9irails #M9iraillegiance #Kissing #Affecti9n
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MY MATESPRIT AND KISMESIS KISS AND MAKE UP ON THE TIP OF MY BULGE, CALL THAT APPLYING REDBLACK LIPSTICK! #nsfw
> t1tty tuesday? n0. happy w1ng wednesday where are my b1rds and bugs at self1e y0urselves #w1ngwednesday
:33< now mewre thinking with portals!
:33 < What about, kitties with asses? :3
:33< ass :33< kittys :33< ass and kitty :33< ass ass ass ass :33< ass and kitties :33< #nsfw ish
Hmm! I'm At My Desk! My Owner Could Catch Me Seeing This! But It's So Hypnotic!
very :3
AAren't II ppretty https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled217_20260221222500.png #nsfw
((if you see tirani's quirk change a few times just bear with me 😭 i'm still trying to figure out how she types))
NONO ITS OKAY !! Don't worry about it :]
(( real as hell ur all good man
:33< theyre cr33py and their kookie :33< meowsteryous and spooky :33< theyre all togetpurr ookie :33< my army of kittys :33< meow meow meow meow *the mighty huntress snaps twice*
(OOC: It has been so lovely to see people liking Naenia :) I would like to put the message out there that she's an adopted design from an old pal Clockwork - I'll reply here if I find their current URL so you can see their work. My other troll on the site currently is Candra Masina who IS represented by my own art. I've got an OC in the works I also intend to write here but they need a nice shiny new ref first ;D)
OMG,, lik£, such a complim£nt coming from you OMG <3!!!
+ave you ever t+oug+t about +ow t+e teal and jade castes are t+e only castes to supercede t+e aut+ority of t+e +emospectrum
> 1t's h0nestly fasc1nat1ng h0w br0ken 1t can be when y0u step back and th1nk ab0ut 1t f0r a m0ment
OMG lik£, I'm so sorry this lik£, took so long to find! OMG I didn't r£alis£ I lik£, had so much to sort through, ill post th£ oth£rs wh£n I lik£, find th£m! <3 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration86.png
4GR33D BUT SOM3T1M3S 1T'S B4D FORM TO SC4R3 P3OPL3 3SP3C14LLY FOR 1MPORT4NT M33T1NGS
missing the train sucks bad, but apparently emerging from the shadows suddenly and without prior warning right from behind "freaks people the fuck out" and "seriously harshes the vibe, Airi," so what can a bitch do.
3M3RG3 FROM TH3 SH4DOWS 4 F3W M1NUT3S 4W4Y FROM YOUR D3S1R3D LOC4T1ON 4ND W4LK
>([fit c#eck im boutta #ead into t#e woods #ttps://i.imgur.com/7jKsIiR.jpeg]
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need you guys to listen to this asap #substance https://soundcloud.com/brailled/cte
((Oh there's an ooc button now. This website is so much fun! I'm so glad you all like my bug boy <3))
john buttttt
good morning nepeta! whats the haul today?
whatcha catch?
:33 < *ac licks her paws clean, having been dirtied furrom the morning's bountiful hunt. she wishes all a good morning!*
:33 < *ac applauds the purformance! what talent they have!*
:33 < *ac gasps at the amount of purrious onlookers! none the less, they shall be answered! she had caught a hearty baabeast!*
oh i see now! 0n0 i know how that feels… i hope you are doing better!
wokE nursEry rhymEs bE likE thE it/zE/bit/xE spidEr
Kult is pøsitive rrespønses. Kull is negative.
And again you bless my feed this fine evening
BėHȯLD! THė HUż ėMȯTICȯṅ! Fȯr iṅquisitivė trȯlls alikė :Dc https://i.imgur.cȯm/M5P7Xcw.pṅg
a new night a new trope of examine! ^0^ do you believe in fate? what if i told you that your quadrants were already meant to be? fated mates explores the concept of being bound to another from the day you started wriggling. this dynamic can be applied through matching birthmarks, psionic links, even just a striking intensity at first sight unlike anything before! fated quadrants is prime dynamic material for yearning and angst as well! the death of a fated mate causing the suffering of a character due to the knowledge that no one will ever be able to fill that quadrant the same way. defying fate by falling for someone who wasnt hatched for you, ultimately dooming two others in the process! a human boy discovering to his horror… that his fated mate… is another boy?! do you have a soft spot in your blood pusher for fated mates? dont forget to rate this trope so that rankmaid-sensei knows what her fans crave! ^_^ (tags: fated mates, bound to you, red string, fated quadrants, flushed at first sight, human/human, angst, major character dead, archive rating: T)
hell yeah bring Mr a coffee but like sexily i bet you got maid dresses on alternia don one of those skimpy motherfuckers and nab me an expresso
FUCK
⚇ One more for the road ⚇ if only just to piss off that angry little hateslut stinkin' up my mentions ⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 6:9 ⚇ "Abhorrent motherfucker that you are you are lucky that I even give you the time of day. Infuriating insect, you could be so much better- so much more INTERESTING and TOLERABLE if only you would put that mouth to something more useful than yapping on about how much you hate me. Get low, real motherfucking low, lower yourself to the only station you deserve to be in between my legs and hoisted onto my bulgemeat." ⚇ "#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #nsfw #scripture ⚇
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real as fuck carry on
>>| Nope. For me .i just forgot to correct color text. Some just love .other colors than .own bloodcolor.
yeah i honestly dont give a shit about that go be a pretty colorful beautify you magnificent bastard
https://coolgifs.nEocitiEs.org/gifs/59.gif
ey no time to be coy in this economy own up to it baby aint nothing to be ashamed of
i better have been the seme that's all im sayin
Good morning Chittr. It seems there have been some slight tweaks since I was last online.? Regardless. My presence may be spotty today. Busy.
ON TH3 BRIGHT SID3, S33ING POSTS YOU H4V3NT M4D3 Y3T M34NS YOU MUST SURVIV3 TO POST 4G4IN L4T3R
What I know about Luck could fill the Library of Babel. Thank you regardless.
=^owo^= is that a new hivedoor or are you just happy to see me
I think there is something to be noted in the nature of the horrorterrors because, in the circumstance of being in-session, it means any traffic to out-of-session anything, anywhere, would most likely go through the Furthest Ring. So, their homeland where Time and Space do not function as we are capable of understanding it. And I would argue that incomprehensible squid gods are good at doing incomprehensible things.
=== FIELD NOTES — ANOMALOUS NETWORK PHENOMENA Subject: chittr.ing — Alternian Social Media Platform Investigator: Zero Tallon // nullrefSegfault [NS] Session: ACTIVE | Sburb Build: [REDACTED PENDING STABILITY] Document Status: ONGOING. DO NOT CITE. DO NOT CONCLUDE ANYTHING FROM THIS. === Entry 001 — Initial Discovery Found it by accident. I was doing a routine sweep of whatever passes for a network stack in this session — mostly looking for anything that might explain why my kernelsprite keeps making that noise — and I got a response I did not ask for. chittr.ing. Alternian TLD. Social media. Microblogging format, standard troll web architecture underneath, which is to say: aggressively over-engineered in the authentication layer and completely held together with string everywhere else. Earth is gone. I watched it go. The internet, as a physical and infrastructural thing, is a disk of expanding debris somewhere behind us in a timeline we have exited. This website loads in approximately 340 milliseconds. I am logging this because it is interesting and also because if I don't write it down I will start to feel things about it, and that is not a productive use of session time. === Entry 004 — First Instrumentation Attempt Methodology: Standard. Packet capture, latency profiling, traceroute, port enumeration. Results of traceroute: The packets go somewhere. This is the most I am able to say with confidence. The hop list is not long. It is not short. It is inconsistent between runs in a way that should not be physically possible even granting significant metaphysical latitude, which I am currently granting enormous amounts of. Every run produces a different topology. Not different in the way a flaky network is different. Different in the way that implies the path itself is a variable rather than a constant. The destination resolves identically every time. The journey is apparently the site of the anomaly and also completely uninformative. Latency: 320–360ms with a standard deviation that would be unremarkable if I had any idea what I was measuring. I do not. Packet loss: 0%. Zero packet loss. To a destination I cannot locate. Across infrastructure that does not exist. I want to be very clear that a 0% packet loss rate under these conditions is significantly more alarming than a 100% packet loss rate would be. A 100% packet loss rate would mean nothing is getting through. Zero packet loss means something is treating this connection as reliable and that something has access to resources I cannot account for. Noted. Moving on. === Entry 007 — Signal Source Analysis Methodology: RF sweep, EM field mapping, attempted correlation with known alchemiter and totem lathe emissions. The connection does not appear to be radio frequency based. It does not appear to be optical. It does not appear to be electrical in any conventional sense, which is notable given that electricity is a thing I understand very well and I would appreciate it if phenomena would have the courtesy to be electrical. I mapped every EM emission in a fifty-meter radius. I found my own equipment, the background hum of session infrastructure, one piece of alchemized hardware that is leaking in the 2.4GHz band because I built it at 3am and I am aware of this problem, and nothing else. There is no antenna. There is no cable. There is no medium I can identify. The signal, if it is a signal, does not attenuate with distance from my terminal. I tested this by moving the terminal. The connection did not change. === Entry 009 — Causal Link Investigation This is where things become philosophically irritating. I am a Mage of Light. I understand, in ways that are both useful and occasionally deeply uncomfortable, something about the nature of information and how it propagates. I have spent a non-trivial amount of time thinking about causality as it applies to our session, to paradox space, to the general structure of a universe that is explicitly a game running on top of something else. I want to be precise about what I mean when I say this connection is non-local and acausal. I do not mean it is fast. Faster-than-light communication is a well-documented impossibility that several civilisations have documented being impossible in their own slightly different ways, and which our session infrastructure cheerfully ignores in several specific contexts. Fast I can work with. Fast is at least gesturing at physics. I mean the connection does not appear to be caused by anything. I cannot find an initiating event. I cannot find a handshake. I cannot find a moment at which this connection was established, because examining the logs produces a connection that has been established for as long as the logs exist, including logs I wrote before I knew the connection existed, which do not mention it, and yet there it is in the raw captures. The connection did not start. It is simply present, retroactively, in a way that suggests either my logging infrastructure is compromised, time is compromised, or the concept of "starting" does not apply here and I should update my assumptions accordingly. I have updated my assumptions. My updated assumptions are that I do not know anything. === Entry 012 — The Users Are From Everywhere This section is less technical and more taxonomic, which I'm logging for completeness. The population of chittr.ing is not from one timeline. This became clear quickly. I have seen trolls posting from sessions that are clearly concurrent with mine, trolls posting from sessions that have canonically ended in documented ways, trolls not in any session whatsoever, humans from Earths that diverged from mine at various points, and at least two entity-classes that I do not have good classification schema for and am currently filing under "other." Critically: they can see my posts. I can see theirs. The latency of social response — the time between my posting something and receiving replies — is consistent with normal human reaction time, which means either there is a very convincing simulation of live social interaction, or there are real entities, from real alternate timelines, receiving my posts in something functionally equivalent to real time. This implies the connection is not just non-local in space. It is non-local in time and timeline index. The practical upshot of this is that chittr.ing is either the most sophisticated piece of social engineering I have ever encountered, or it is a genuinely cross-dimensional social media platform that somehow has better uptime than anything I have ever shipped. I have professional feelings about the second option. I am not going to elaborate on them here. === Entry 015 — Current Instrumentation Status I want to document this explicitly so that future-me, reviewing these notes, understands the full scope of the failure. What I have tried: Packet capture: Produces data. Data is uninformative. Hardware layer analysis: No physical medium identified. EM survey: Nothing. Power draw analysis during connection: No anomalous draw. The connection consumes, as best I can tell, nothing. Attempted interception via MITM proxy: The proxy inserted itself. The proxy captured traffic. The traffic captured made sense syntactically. I cannot determine where the proxy sat relative to the anomaly rather than just sitting in my local stack. Session-layer metaphysics (Mage tools, Light-aspect information tracing): I can find the information. I can confirm it is real information about real things. I cannot trace it to a source. It is as if the information has always been there and is only now being observed. Attempting to not connect and seeing what happens: The connection persists regardless of my intent. Closing the application does not close the connection at the packet level. Disabling the network interface does not close the connection, which should not be possible and yet. What I have not tried: I don't know. That's the problem. I'm running low on methodologies and the thing keeps just working, cheerfully, indifferently, at 340 milliseconds, packet loss zero percent, destination unknown. == Entry 016 — Provisional Conclusions I am writing the word "provisional" in the largest font I can justify and I want that noted. The connection to chittr.ing does not operate on any substrate I can identify. The connection is non-local with respect to space, time, and timeline. The connection predates my awareness of it and possibly predates any action I took that could have initiated it. The connection is stable, reliable, and completely resistant to instrumentation. The website is real. The users are (probably) real. The interactions are (as far as I can determine) genuine. I have no idea why I have access. I have no idea how I have access. I have no idea what "access" means in this context because it implies a granting of permission by some entity and I cannot find that entity. The most technically rigorous conclusion I can draw is that something, somewhere, in some configuration of spacetime I do not have visibility into, decided I should be able to post on Alternian social media, and then made that true in a way that is completely opaque to every diagnostic tool I own. This is the most humbling debugging experience of my life and I've debugged kernelsprites. === Entry 017 — Addendum, Personal I'm leaving this section unlabelled in the index. The Light aspect is, among other things, about information and luck and the revelation of things that were hidden. I am, in theory, supposed to understand something about how knowledge propagates and why some things come to light and others don't. I think the honest reason I can't instrument this connection is not that my tools are insufficient, though they may be. I think it's that the connection isn't hidden. Hidden things can be found. This isn't hidden. It's just present. Constitutively present. The kind of present that doesn't have an opposite. I don't know what to do with that except keep logging. Packet loss remains zero percent. — Z.T. // nullrefSegfault [NS] "if it compiles it ships" — a personal philosophy I have abandoned entirely since beginning this investigation #field-notes #longpost
:33 < I wish to kiss a crab *licks her paws* Purrty indirect, huh? :3
alm0st p0sted s0mething t00 #real f0r my chittr feed 00ps. anyway i'm n0 l0nger d0wn catastr0phic like i was earlier. f0r real this time. #nsfw #iguess
The Crocker Cola company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage. - THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! ~ Ψ
that's awes0me. my fav0rite p0kem0n is mimikyu because it's busted as fuck l00king.
Rewatching"epicTaleInWhichAnIntrepidArchaeologistTriesToBeatABandOfNazisToAUniqueReligiousRelicWhichIsCentralToTheirPlansForWorldDomination. BattlingAgainstASnakePhobiaAndAVengefulEx-girlfriend, IndianaJonesIsInConstantPeril, MakingHair's-breadthEscapesAtEveryTurnInThisCelebrationOfTheInnocentAdventureMoviesOfAnEarlierEra". WhatADamnGoodMovie!
I would like to ^sk ^bout the m^ting c^ll of the wobble cheeked fox.
i believe i must retire to my recu?eracoon, as the heat of the ¿ay grows ever more noticeable with each ?assing minute. rest well an¿ goo¿ light to you all, both to my fellow inhabitants of alternia an¿ to those in realms beyon¿ !!
> (( n0rmally 1 w0uldn't p0st any 00c messages but h0ly sh1t why 1s every0ne here s0 n1ce?? y0u guys are great 1've been gett1ng s0 much j0y 0ut 0f th1s s1te 0ver the past few days :]]] ))
(• - •) Okay. I can send a DM with the details. I did make already a Troll Cashapp account following some online advise. ⚘
(• - •) A sea dweller offered already but I'm very grateful for your kindness. Instead, can I ask for advise when arriving to the stemcluster? I have never been to one before. If you have any tips, I would appreciate it. ⚘
</3: Well Then, Consider It Paid For Darling! (˘ ᗜ ˘)︵💋
(• - •) Thank you. If it okay if I accept your offer then? I think you would be the least financially affected of anyone who has offered so far. ⚘
</3: I Would Indeed Be Very Lowly Affected My Dear,,, Simply Send Me Your Info And I'll Get You Right As Rain,,, Oh And,,,,,,,,, Maybe Get Some Groceries As Well Dear,,,
no its for mature women and i myself would like to think i am a mature woman
.People who don't like dark chocolate don't actually like chocolate, ,they just like sugaR.
Just because you have an opinion doesn't mean it's right. Unlike me and everyone else who knows deep in their heart that dark chocolate is superior.
dark chocolate >
(I've been recommended this place by a dear friend and I must say it is certainly... interesting. Nonetheless, good evening everybody! :> I hope to make your acquaintance. Or not if you don't wish to! I'm not quite sure how often I'll post here... but I'll try!)
If I can't Help other, especially those I Care about, make strangers Laugh, Brighten someone's day than what Good am I??? If at least one thing I do a day makes someone Smile then I'm doing something Right.
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
> 1t's a b1t amus1ng t0 me h0w any t1me 1 p0st anyth1ng w1th my l1ngu1st1cs tag kankr1 1mmed1ately sh0ws up 1n my n0t1fs. keep at 1t 1 l0ve see1ng pe0ple exc1ted ab0ut languages
~~~I see we are all posting thirst traps of our chests ;O) #nsfw https://file.garden/acF_6U1bTnG0IcUV/IMG_0186.png~~~
[|||] thirst trap is right,,, my throat is dry,,,
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_thiwsttwap.png tagging this as #nsfw just in case ..... twagan didnt wanna be weft out fwom aww the fun !!!!! sowwy it took a whiwe though ..... twagan can be a widdwe bit of a pewfectionist !!!!!
Please make #corvidposting a daily thing.
I awaken to a feed full of wonderful spheres and a misogynist getting jumped in a parking lot. Today is going to be a good day. You'll just have to imagine from the alt text as the image won't render properly, but here, have some more. [And attached is a picture of a rather busty cerulean troll from just under the nose to just below the breast, said bosom being squeezed by an arm on each side to get it to fit into frame, and a slight fog from cold breath being exhaled from cerulean painted lips] #nsfw #cryogenicthoughts
https://files.catbox.moe/qn8brs.png >are you fucking kidding me
Thaṅk yȯu vėry much AT! I dȯṅ't hėar that ȯftėṅ x3c
I dȯṅ't havė ėxplicit phȯtȯ's but takė this!! x0c Cȯwȯrkėr caught mė at my dėsk withȯut my cȯat!! https://i.imgur.cȯm/2CQilżJ.pṅg
gotta l3av3 2om3thin for th3 imagination
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw
hey everyone else 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
neverthelessZygology wouldnt post this cuz shes a prude. shh dont tell her i have this #nsfw #spheres https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811361799390625844/1486190082095448146/Dont_tell_her.png?ex=69c499df&is=69c3485f&hm=6d3b938359e21b32cb361adabbcc935bef9990b64da3aacec92d32e325f3b514&
/=||== - IM NOT ONE TO POST ACTUAL pHOTOS BUT I FELT LEFT OUT NOT PARTICIPATING IN TITTY TUESDAY, SO YOU GET ANOTHER CORRIG ORIGINAL PIECE - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/BOOB.PNG #NSFW -
O SHlT i do have tit pi! weII. not muh tit Ieft </3 hashtag nsfw hashtag w-seIf-harm https://f2.toyhou.se/fiIe/f2-toyhou-se/images/85725745_qYMhI5i8oYdDsB0.png
lookin fine, my purple vertebrother
V we're posting thirst trAps now? whAt fun. shAme i hAd to crop this one. https://squidgeimAges.s3.us-west-002.bAckblAzeb2.com/2026/03/24/imAge8702bff6d3bc7Aed.png V
d0 y0u need s0me0ne's head t0 crush between y0ur tits. asking f0r a friend.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOTTA REP MY MAN BIG DONNIE AT BIG DON DESIGNS, TELL HIM SEDDIE SENT YOU AND HE'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH ARM PIECES AT A DISCOUNT :o)
I LOV--E you ink!
/=||== - IT'S NOT REALLY MY CUP OF SCALDING LEAF FLUID BUT ONE OF MY bUDDIES @IRIDESCENTdEVIANT WROTE SOME YAOI JUST FOR YOU GUYS I THINK YOU SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT - HTTPS://ARCHIVEOFOUROWN.ORG/WORKS/81815876 /=||== - (SITE aDMINS PLEASE ADD REPOSTS I AM BEGGING ON MY PRONGS AND JOINTS) -
- Not that I would EVER consider sommething like this for a SECOND... but mmine are already you know, smmall, so why would I bother going nub to nub with another fella about it when I already know that? 🤣
- I mmean... not that it could hurt to try... just hypothetically speaking though... if I were actually to do this with a fellow "bro-associate" of mmine...
#rechitt.
- Oh god mmy online footprint is going to be SOOOO chunked after this
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png
◇◇◇ guys stop posting #nsfw n chittr. Aoidee hAs An Account now she might see it!!!! she's too pure you'll just upset her And i will genuinely cull Anyone thAt upset our sweet girl!!!!!!! ◇◇◇
somebody said something about posting their spheres? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/47f4f21a0cdc.png
new #chittrchallenge boys push your spheres up against another boys and post a photo (in this thread haha) to determine whos are bigger! kyaaaaa! trusted voters including myself will be the final say. (tags: challenge, rivalry, mine are bigger, bl, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
on it.
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
=[]< ohhh yeah i haven't shared this here!! X> me and my bong #MyBong <3 ((ooc: art by inkynewt on artfight!)) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/68383324_PXm3izdhtDScq8L.png #drugs #substances
like THIS post and i will write a #Blinditem about u #manifacturingdrama #publicscrutiny #paparazzi
decided i might post A "selfie", since i think i'm Quite cute. might delete lAter (⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝) #nsfw (idr think so, but plAying sAfe) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bfece0bc5b7.png
◇◇◇ you're so reAl And vAlid for this one bestie frfrfr ◇◇◇
thii2 ii2 great 2tuff. no wonder youre veriifiied.
soooo handsome! <3
((OOC CONTEXT: ART BY MYSELF! THE CHUMP BEHIND THIS ACCOUNT <3))
RIGHT. SELFIES ARE STILL THE TREND OF ALL TIME. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS AND WEEP AS THEY MELT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AT THE SIGHT OF THE COGNITOHAZARDOUS SPECIMEN KNOWN AS "MYSELF." HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S500X750/B71A475943F493511A2F94C21B94C6B26A1FA178.PNG
There h^s been unforeseen complic^tions in my l^test expedition to uncover the mysteries of the unknown, ^nd cr^sh l^nded my ^irship in this d^rk, ^lbeit enticingly ^tmospheric forest. I just know it w^s those d^mn f^ke birds f^ult this h^ppened. "They" ^re onto me.
its like this website is being strangled but occasionally comes up for air
youre welcome
I believe you ^re destined for wonderful things. Gr^nted you st^y ^w^y from positions of politic^l power ^nd begin investing in Journ^ling. Oh ^nd m^nic pixie dre^m girls, I would ^lso rem^in w^ry of those.
thank you the positivity is so appreciated !!! ill be careful of prices ill look really closely for price tags before i buy anything from anyone!!!
alright i decided to lock in a little too hard but @alopecoidTenacity heres the art congrats on the win merry crisis https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4080f1d8689f.png
THANK YOOOU! I find that sending ooothers oooff gently intooo that gooooood day is an underappreciated art - A proooblem I hooope tooo rectify!
:33 < Nice pfp! :3 #gooningtothis
=^.-.^= Kult leaderboard...????? AHHHHHHHHH NO NONONONONO!!!!! THA' EVIL COMPETITIVE BRAIN PARASITE IN M' BRAINS GONNA TAKE OVER!!! GRrrrr this is just like when someone got a higher score then me on ddr!!! I'm gonna have too lock in for this >:< =^.-.^=
-- I Believe In You!!
:33< ... :33< now im the giant cat that makes all of the rules h33h33
:33< cats were cats were the cats :33< we purray at night we stalk at night were the cats :33< im the giant cat that makes all of the rules :33< lets s33 what kinda trouble we can get ourselves into!
thats a suspicious fuckin hehe but you know what well allow it go preach in my seme name we must educate the misguided masses and undo the brainwashing falsehoods a certain witch keeps spreading
shit youre right i cant let the man get me down
YESSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
see someone gets me #semestrider
reaching a new 𝑙ow. contemp𝑙ating posting some of my o𝑙der thirstraps for internet c𝑙out. subscribe to my on𝑙ytro𝑙𝑙s btw #nfsw
TODAY IS A VERY IMPORTANT DAY!!! EVERY ONE!!! WISH MY SON GOJIRA A HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY!!
takin a poll yo if you think im seme hit that mf like if you think im uke then send me some pity help a brother out
i'm rank 5 so the album drops / good job everyone / i believed in you sll
the speed at which i'm willing t0 aband0n all self respect up0n receiving even the slightest bit 0f p0sitive attenti0n fr0m s0me0ne needs t0 be studied. whatever y0u say, g0rge0us.
the more popular i get the sooner it drops / i believe in my fans
Hey so um...anyone interested in seeing some Art I did for the Cover of a Fanfic I Drew (and wrote)???
i'm 6th / i'm genuinely so embarrassed
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The people love you. ]
[rolls in it] yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
LMAO its lik£, ok dont worry :P I support you
hello who are you teasing? is it another boy? could you tell me who this other boy is? can i know where this teasing is taking place? you coul @ me in the thread or maybe dm me screenshots of the interaction? are you doing the teasing? is it a personal experience or something youre watching unfold from the outside? either way i would like to see! hello?
Sigh. What will we ever do with you, Strider? If you must weep, so be it. I'll spare a few hours.
quick i need a bosom to cry on hurry
Were your approaches rebuffed on main? Pity on thee.
holy shit is this a motherfucking fujoshi oh this is awesome everyone in hollywood knows the only surefire way to know youve made it is to get some atrociously filthy smut written about your every public interaction with a living human being i gotchu freaky girl hold up
hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk hOoOOonk hoonk hOnk hoonk hooonk HOoonk honk hOoOonk hOOOnk HOoonk hoOnk hOooonk hoOoonk honk hOooonk hOoOOnk hoooonk hoOnk hOonk HOoonk hOoOoOonk hOoOOoOnk hOooonk hooOnk hOnk hoonk hoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOoonk HOoonk hOonk hOnk hoOonk honk hOoOonk hOOOnk hOOnk hOOnk honk hOonk HOoonk hoonk hOnk hoOoonk hOOOnk hoOoonk hOoOOoOnk
Huh. I møstly dø metalwørrk. Maybe I cøuld dø a chain whip.
Many thanks t♡ y♡u f♡r the badge, M♡cali!~~ (And f♡r the help fr♡m my dear A♡idee) ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
tHIS IS, sO BEAUTIFUL, aND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP,
Thiz ix how I look at my new badge. Zo fleeping cool! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028106291228454912/1486099361808257227/AnizzyStarry.png?ex=69c44562&is=69c2f3e2&hm=6ddf4474a4dda69a51890503470ca96f59a5b2af52e145c1afcee9a2e6ac0449&
——Yaaaay ↑'m ver↑f↑ed now!-->
Eek! Everyone lookie here! It'z my very own Anissy badge!
Shit Right Uhhh...intRo StUff httpS://i.imgUR.com/ZpS6SyU.png YoUR namE iS DEDERa TEntai, YoU'RE a Damn finE SEaDWELLER DANCER DEEp DoWn in thE AERRoS' SEaS, yoU'RE baSicaLLy aLWayS MOVING anD SHAKING it! ThoUgh REcEntLy thoUgh yoU'vE takEn to USing aLL that Dancing ExpERiEncE foR moRE COMBATIVE pURpoSE. EvERyonE ExpEctS a big giRL to bE thRoWing pUnchES, noboDy ExpEctS yoU to bE kicking oUt ankLES With SUch EaSE~ FRom WinDmiLL SpinS to SomE fanciER movES yoU can't bE bothERED to namE, bUt yoU REaLLy jUSt Enjoy CAPOEIRA foR aLL thE FLUIDITY it givES yoU! KEEpS yoUR big fRamE nicE anD LimbER to SWing aRoUnD too~ CoURSE...aLL that REaLLy onLy appLiES IN WATER, yoU Do StiLL tRy to Do yoUR Dancing on LanD. BUt itS cERtainLy a Lot moRE of a WORKOUT!. YoU'vE aLWayS got aboUt 3-4 WatER bottLES LoaDED Up to kEEp yoURSELf HYDRATED Up on LanD. Any mannER of WoRking oUt DRiES yoU Up anD faSt, DoESn't hELp yoU tEnD to gEt... WEIRD WhEn yoU'RE DRiED oUt, in attitUDE anD motionS. MoSt pEopLE aSk if yoU'RE DRUnk off SomEthing WhEn yoU'vE gonE WithoUt WatER! MoSt of thE timE yoU'RE SLinking oUt of thE SEaS to go SEE yoUR LanD-DWELLing fRiEnDS. SURE othER SEaDWELLERS caLL yoU WEiRD foR going to SomE 'UnRULy LoWbLooD'S ' DancE cLUb, bUt yoU jUSt can't RESiSt SEEing EvERyboDy bEing ACTIVE! YoU Don't aLLoW anyboDy to bE a WaLLfLoWER WhEn yoU'RE aRoUnD, EvEn if yoU havE to pUSh thEm oUt to thE DancE fLooR anD tEach Em yoURSELf! YoUR tRoLLtag iS AgiLETWiSt anD yoU typE in a Way "That pUNctUatES yoUR LovE of movEmENt aND DiREctioN! (CapitaLizED N S W E U D L R. NoRth, SoUth, WESt, EaSt, Up, DoWn, LEft, Right!) StUpiD mE foRgEtting fiRSt impRESSionS
It's pronounzed "puh-pie-pee"!
yay yay yippee !!!!!!!! its the one and onwy twagan !!!!!!!! thats been wegawwy vewified now !!! uwu
hOooonk honk hoonk hOonk hOOonk hoOnk hOoOonk hoOoonk hOOOnk hoOOnk hOonk hOOnk honk hoOnk hOonk hooonk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hOoOonk hoOnk hOonk hoOOOnk hooOnk hooonk hOnk hoOoOoOnk HOoonk hOOOnk hoonk hOnk hoOoOoOnk hOonk hOOOnk hOOOnk hOonk honk hooonk hOOonk hOOOnk hoonk hOonk hOOonk hOnk hOOOnk hooonk hOnk hOOOnk hoOOonk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk
((you are all so lucky i have no artistic skill or else this account would be nothing but jade posting pictures of her kids))
okay so im actually stupid and we blew past another milestone (612) gonna run another art giveaway thing tomorrow so i guess be on the lookout for that if you want some godawful art thanks for all the fun interactions folks this site has been a blast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/029dba8a7a69.jpg
httpz://i.imgur.com/UHe0XAw.jpeg The gang'z all here! (Right to left: Finley Douzen, Horace Douzen [@beearizhBaker], Hector Douzen [@alpineAmbrozia], and Aurele Hemali [@avidApiarizt]) ||Art creditz: arterozze||
Fact 3: only 4 of you lo23r2 lik3d my 2hit and that2 lam3 Jk, r3al fact 4: Thi2 i2 my fir2t tim3 on lik3, any 2ocial m3dia 2o thi2 i2 all v3ry n3w to m3. Im glad y'all find m3 mildly 3nt3rtaining
I lik£, totally do this all th£ tim£ anyway. :P Wis£ words
~Having short-range illusion psionics means you can walk around naked anytimE~
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good dusk everyone. ]
sO, i DO NOT REALLY, uNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS HERE, tO BE VERIFIED, bUT, i KNOW THAT i AM A, vERIFIABLE, cOOL DUDE, sO, cOULD i MAYBE GET A BADGE, @DYNAMICfLOWFIELDS , wHICH WOULD THEN, sIGNAL TO PEOPLE, hOW "REAL" i AM, iN THE SENSE OF LIKE, wOW, tHAT GUY REALLY, tELLS IT LIKE IT IS, hE IS SO REAL, aND COOL, aND SICKNASTY, bUT LIKE, sICKNASTY MEANING, cOOL AND NOT NASTY, wHICH IS WEIRD THAT BOTH OF THE WORDS IN THAT, aRE BAD, bUT IT IS GOOD, jUST ONE OF, lIFE'S MANY MYSTERIES, i GUESS, bUT, tHANK YOU, i HOPE!
⤐Thanking y⊕u f⊕r y⊕ur ⊕bservati⊕n.
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
[a true partner would never judge you]
⤐G⊕ing I am f⊕r h⊕ney tea. #shellfie https://files.catb⊕x.m⊕e/m7756i.png
its a long story but it obviously involves me doing a lot of heroic acts and saving orphans from burning buildings like i normally do and stuff
Bias of the person behind the screen. : P
<3-It-makes-for-dramatic-finishes,-though-I-wish-I-could-control-when-it-happens.
<3-Lowkey-starting-to-think-I-have-some-sort-of-psionics,-I-don't-think-lightning-is-supposed-to-flash-when-I-punch-people.
T signifies the union of agricultural and industrial w'rk'rs!
*AA appraises the squeakbeast with intelligently narrowed eyes, her gorgeous expression radiating with approval, admiration, and more than a smidgeon of tastefully sadistic glee before she dives in to join the messy feast!*
*tHE RUGGEDLY DASHING, cAVALREAPER, bRAVELY HOLDS BACK A SNEEZE, fROM HIS, sEVERE FELINE ALLERGIES AND, pICKS UP THE POOR, dEAD SQUEAKBEAST, aND LOOKS KIND OF SAD, bUT, iS APPRECIATIVE OF, tHE ARROW OF LIFE, aND SO WILL ENDEAVOR TO ENSURE THAT, eVERY PART IS USED, sO i, i MEAN HE, gULPS IT DOWN IN, oNE BIG GULP, tHEN, bURPS?* tHANK YOU, mISS ac, tHAT WAS VERY, kIND OF YOU, tO GIVE THAT TO ME, aS A GIFT,
shit dude they got badges for us now? goddamn
𝑣erified badges perpetuate the idea that some peop𝑙e are inherent𝑙y more worthy than others but a𝑙so i think i ha𝑣e more important things to do than put energy into caring about a chittr badge system
:33< mew gotta undpurrstand how pawsome that is
im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!
how do you tell a man his tits look nice in his profile image? (tags: pectoral focus, milk, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
#Rechit. Revolutionary #EvocativeofaParticularTimeandSpace #Effervescent #Topical
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
i got my checkmark / thank you for your support everyone / the fries are cold but my pusher is warm
:33< cooked meat is fine with seasoning yeah :33< but man just eating it raw furesh off a kill is the best equihiss mew gotta try it some time :33< isnt moobeast tartar one of those fancy foods that cost a bajillion moneys that fancy highbloods eat even though its just raw moobeast???
:33< i would nefur lie im furry innocent and goodly
:33< why get a burgpurr when mew can hunt something down with mewr bare hands and eat it raw? :33< come on nyow be reasonable
——Good even↑ng everyone! ↑ hope everyone ↑s hav↑ng a fantabulous n↑ght!-->
thank you / you rock
more liek man gawker amiright
team charge makes it's return. 0u0
Good god almighty. Ok, followed.
oKAY SO, tHIS IS MY FIRST CHIT, oN HERE, (oR IS IT, cHITT?) aND i AM EXCITED, tO BE HERE, aND MAYBE MAKE, sOME NEW PALS SO, iF YOU LIKE, tHINGS SUCH AS fIDUSPAWN, oR, fIDUSPAWN RELATED, mEDIA PROPERTIES, yOU SHOULD DEFINITELY, hIT ME UP, bECAUSE, i BET WE COULD TOTALLY BE PALS, aND TALK ABOUT OUR FAVORITES, aND COMPARE THEIR RELATIVE, cUTENESS LEVELS, aND COMFORTABILITY FACTOR, aMONG OTHER SUCH, iMPORTANT THINGS THAT GO INTO, cHOOSING ONE'S, fIDUSPAWN TO RAISE, wHICH IS A BIG CHOICE WHICH, i THINK NOT MANY, oR AT LEAST, nOT ENOUGH, cONSIDER, wHEN CHOOSING TO GET INTO THE GAME BECAUSE, iT IS NOT JUST, a ONE AND DONE THING, iT IS, a MULTI-SWEEP RESPONSIBILITY, tO RAISE ONE, uNLESS i GUESS, yOU FIGHT WITH THEM AND, tHEY DIE HORRIBLY, wHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON, bUT, i PREFER FOR MINE TO NOT, dIE HORRIBLY AND PAINFULLY, aLSO, bECAUSE, tHAT MAKES ME SAD, aND PROBABLY MAKES THEM, eVEN MORE SAD, aND, i DO NOT WANT THEM, tO BE SAD, bECAUSE, tHEY ARE CUTE AND MY FRIENDS, aND i THINK, a GOOD FRIEND, sHOULD TRY HIS BEST TO MAKE SURE, hIS FRIENDS ARE NOT SAD AND, i WOULD LIKE TO BE A GOOD, fRIEND, i HAVE, eXPERIENCE, wITH FRIENDS WHO ARE, nOT GOOD, aND SUFFICE IT TO SAY, lONG STORY SHORT, aS IT WERE, iN AS FEW WORDS, aS IS POSSIBLE WITH WHICH, tO DESCRIBE THE SITUATION, tHAT i AM RECALLING, iN THIS MOMENT, hAVING FRIENDS WHICH ARE NOT GOOD, sUCKS BAD, sO IT IS NOT AN EXPERIENCE THAT, i WOULD REALLY RECOMMEND, tO ANYONE, tHOUGH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T NEED ME, tO TELL YOU THAT, bUT THEN, i THINK i NEEDED SOMEONE, tO TELL ME THAT, sO MAYBE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO, cOULD HEAR IT TOO, wHICH, wHILE i HOPE IT IS NOT, tHE CASE, iT WOULD BE NICE, iF i COULD HELP ANYONE, iN THAT SAME SORT OF SITUATIONSHIP, aS THE ONE i WAS IN, wHICH WAS PRETTY MESSY, aND BAD, i MEAN, sOME PARTS WERE FUN, aND i HAD FUN, fOR A WHILE, eVEN IF SHE COULD BE, pUSHY, bUT, iT WAS MOSTLY THE WAY, iT ALL IMPLODED, oR MAYBE EXPLODED, tOWARDS THE END, tHAT SORT OF SOURED, tHE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE, fOR ME, tHOUGH i WILL NOT, gET INTO DETAIL ON IT, sINCE IT IS ALL, iN THE PAST. wATER OFF OF A, wATERFOWL'S BACK, aS IT WERE, tHOUGH FRANKLY i THINK THE WAY THAT WATERFOWL, cONSTANTLY HAVE MORE WATER, oN THEIR BACKS, aLL THE TIME, iS MAYBE AN APT METAPHOR, fOR THE SITUATION WHICH WAS, aT HAND, aT THE TIME, bUT THAT IS NEITHER, hERE NOR THERE, i SHOULD NOT, gO OFF ON A LONG, tANGENT, wHEN ALL i WAS TRYING, tO GET AT IS, tHAT i AM BETTER NOW, aND MORE CONFIDENT AND, aBLE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN, mORE OFTEN, lITERALLY AND ALSO, fIGURATIVELY, aND i DO THE FORMER, a LOT BECAUSE, tHAT IS JUST WHAT, wALKING AND RUNNING, cONSIST OF, aND i DO LIKE THOSE, tHEY ARE ANOTHER, hOBBY OF MINE, aCTUALLY, iF i RUN FAST ENOUGH, aND FEEL THE WIND, iN MY COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK (i HAVE, A COOL AS HELL, mOHAWK), tHEN IT SORT OF FEELS ALMOST, lIKE FLIGHT, wHICH IS SOMETHING, i WOULD REALLY LIKE TO ENGAGE IN, sINCE IT JUST SEEMS, vERY FREEING, iN EVERY SENSE, eXCEPT MAYBE, mONETARY, sINCE MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT, sOME PEOPLE CHARGE CURRENCY, fOR OTHERS TO BE ABLE TO FLY, wHICH, i GUESS MIGHT BE SOMETHING i COULD BE INTERESTED, iN, bUT, i WOULD RATHER, dO IT ON MY OWN, mAYBE, lIKE A COOL AND DASHING, iNDEPENDENT GUY, lIKE i AM, sO UMM, aNYWAYS i FORGET WHERE i WAS GOING WITH, aLL OF THIS, bUT, i HOPE, tHAT WE CAN BE PALS, aLSO MY NAME, iS tAVROS }:)
ordering 10 crab rangoons off of door dash..
:33< IT IS DONE THE WALL IS DONE FUR NYOW! https://i.imgur.com/TQbbcWG.png
Sh^dow Dropper rese^rch h^s been sh^mefully unsuccessful. If ^nyone could give tips on c^pturing live (unde^d) specimen for study, th^t would be much ^ppreci^ted. #WhyDoTheyKeepExploding?
Hello to you ^s well mutu^l first follower.
My g✿✿dness ☘︎t's very l☘︎vely ✿n here! Well, hell✿ hell✿ strangers! Welc✿me t✿ my.. ✿nl☘︎ne garden? ☘︎ supp✿se? ♡
no no you got it all wrong this is *our* online garden
Read that as *Our* Olive Garden.
oh my fucking god i wish we could have an olive garden dude you know what lets franchise one itll be great
#TwinBusinessEndeavors #FranchiseOliveGarden #TheBreadsticksandGnocchi #StrilondeOliveGardenTakeOver
#unlimitedwineforirresponsiblemothers
#AnimatronicPuppetShowSponsor? #FiveNightsAtOllie's #DinnerandaShow #FamilyBusiness
I bought a block of chocolate three days ago and I saved a few squares in the fridge. This is what they call "a pro Gamer strategy".
DIVIDED WE BEG TOGETHER WE BARGAIN.
"He said that those who are suffering often believe themselves alone because pain isolates, and isolation allows one to believe in a terrible lie. It tells one that their sorrow is singular, shameful, and that no one else can understand it. He taught that to look at each other and to see what lies there is the way that you can begin to heal the wounds that isolation has piled atop the numerous ones we carry." #WordsoftheSufferer
cønsøle.løg("tap the text");
tap the text and it becomes white
when y0u guys say s0mething is f0r the girls and the gays can y0u include me in that as well? the girls, the gays, and s0llux, if it's n0t t00 much tr0uble. thanks.
(tags: problematic timelinegap, lapsitting, NEETxNEET, archive rating: M) hiiiiii. ^_^
need a fat girl in my lap right n0w tbh.
Will be closely following your music careers. #bigfan #ofthemusicprobably
#nowplaying String Quartet No. 12 in F Major by Antonin Dvořák on my violin #Myviolin #Classical #Classy #Sophisticatedwoman
#Unfounded #MusicalSavants #FreudsEarsPerkedPoisedAndListening #ClassicalRapCrossover #HannahMontana20thAnniversary
#Collaboration? #TwinCollab #MicrocelebTwins
#dynamicduo #nicheinfluencers #twincollab #incestrumors
I need to tell jade our day/night cycle is screwed up again -_- just woke up at noon and the sun is just barely rising
https://i.postimg.cc/L5xnMgBK/graff7.png enjoy
i'm getting questions about timeline mishmash- please ask your local dave, or alternatively, time player! i'm breathbound, i don't know how timelines work
https://files.catbox.moe/uu5j9i.png (Have a bio for this girl as well) Your name is Mishka Ionage and you are 12 sweeps old. You're an oliveblood assassin for hire but currently you are currently trying to figure out what the fuck HAPPENED LAST WEEK, you remember finally getting a contract and suddenly everything went blank. Somehow you've got an indigo bloods ENTIRE SCHEDULE mapped out on little cards in your pocket, what they like to eat and where they hang out and you had all this info and somehow you didn't kill him!? So far you have NEVER succeeded at actually killing anyone according to your record...not that you can remember. Every time you get a new contract and prep to go DEEP UNDERCOVER things just go blank! You are so screwed on rent this month unless... You check your desk and there it is, a cheque signed for 'Cookin Clenup' as it always is after your episodes. IT IS SUCH A FAKE NAME you figure its another assassin working under an alias. But whoever they are, they've been your saving grace on paying rent with all your constant fuckups. For now its back to maintaining your tools--why are there FEATHER DUSTERS in your knife bandolier...AGAIN. And who keeps leaving a MAID OUTFIT in your hive!? You've always been confused as a JADEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you're 100% an oliveblood...at least you certainly feel like an oliveblood but theres always that subservient jadeblood feeling in the back of your head. With how your blood borders right between the two, it really feels like you're LIVING TWO LIVES at once. Your trolltag is ClumsyAnomoly Oh, there is another contract up. Might as well get a head start on next month's rent, just gotta get ready to it'll be Time To Go To Work......-----
Lik£, thank you for your hard work! Lik£, th£ only informational post I hav£ lik£, s££n on this sit£. LMAO lik£, totally nic£ to s££.
cønsøle.løg("i like yøur pøsts");
[|||] oooh i love insects and other such related creatures!!! my lusus is a giant scorpion herself (not an insect),,, she's very nice i'm sure you'd enjoy her company!!!
=( Since things seem to be settled, I've come to reward you another morsel of insect knowledge. Try this one on for size. The hawk moth, or Sphingidae, have a structure in their mouth called a labral pilifer. This allows them to hear ultrasonic sounds, such as a bats echolocation; and this allows them to better avoid predation. They are also cute. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
alright im heading out but to CELEBRATE this momentous occasion heres the deal: when i come back im offering a super shit drawing to *one* individual yes its random no you cant bribe me react below if interested
See thats what Im sayinnn, definitely siblings in a past life or smth. You kinda remind me of my sister Grace btw.
Oh what you thought it was just my younger self with the sauce? Nah check this shit out I get DILFed UP. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1485810399751176293/image-104.png?ex=69c33844&is=69c1e6c4&hm=3fe7ef8b98c3b1ae8501c6d3795913b839517d97056d982e0f140fe515b57ef1& https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1485810400699220110/IMG_6009.jpg?ex=69c33844&is=69c1e6c4&hm=0b8a63191323280283e9b840060f6cd148203ac69d9655c96eefcac37e885667&
oh dude sick art
Holy shit embed images exist now. Let this Heir of Space aura farm rq https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1485810402569748680/sami.png?ex=69c33844&is=69c1e6c4&hm=c23281ac22c7c544b3428d4e1950c20c3fc7b542a3c5ce23573f27178fd9ca79&
L[]vely art! Well d[]ne!]:-)
The smoke helps the laptop work better. It's like a reward.
2iittiing iin my hiive riippiing the fatte2t hiit off my pen and blowiing iit diirectly iinto the iintake for my computer fan2 and 2he whiir2 iin exciitement every tiime.
its been a long day. im going to bed early. good night everyone! sleep tight! <3
=^owo^= i need someone with an unhealthy power dynamic over me to just fuck me up meow #nsfw
Dude. Great tits man!
=^.-.^= Never cover up king!! =^.-.^=
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if you wwere a fish wwhat fish wwould you be consider your answwer carefully
bIgAss stUrgeOn.
=^.-.^= I'd be n' awesome raccoon fish!! =^.-.^=
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_covew.png ohhhh fow those of you who dont know twagan ..... hewes twagans twoww vogue covew fwom wast sweep !!!! twagan thinks the intewview in that pawticuwaw issue was VEWY vewy tastefuw !!! feew fwee to give it a wead !!! X3
i just dropped a new album / i hope everyone likes it
|< do you consid€r horribl€ cas€s as mutations
well I'll be! hell[] all! this is a neat lil website! im just a humble keern farmer l[][]kin f[]r friends! h[]pe t[] meet yall s[][]n!]:-)
/!\ DISCORD EMBEDS FINE, BUT IT BLOCKS IMAGES FROM LOADING ON EXTERNAL SITES AFTER A FEW DAYS /!\ /i\ I WOULD USE FILEGARDEN /i\
if discord images work for embedding, everyone here has to look at my fursona https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773417465848791100/1485799273617686698/here_kitty_kitty.png?ex=69c32de7&is=69c1dc67&hm=c4ede72fda1127e682a9a266a9ce2736fb7cb736d1e3797423ea6e8ac3852361&
I think tonight. While a bit inconvenient at first-- was fun. I feel nice.
[|||] i got a big payout from that situation at the combination pizza hut and taco bell. the troll was anonymous but this is like, seadweller money for sure. i think i might buy myself a feisar
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindeariesprite.png if this works here's an image of me depicted like a little bug ]
Festerden is a g♡♡d place t♡ begin, dear! The city is simply ♡verrun but the cr♡wds are receptive! ᯓ★ˎˊ˗
☆~ watch titanic transformin' hemospectrum squadron: mega dimension wherever you get streaming! expect a lot of situationships, and quadrant heptagons! ~☆
the way i did a double take just now
dont listen to jack; go get some blue nook and/or bulge, jake!!
"c[]ba|t" and "ceru|ean" refer t[] the same caste. i w[]u|d rec[]mmend brushing up []n y[]ur tr[]||ian termin[]|[]gy bef[]re eXtending invitati[]ns |ike this m[]ving f[]rward as it c[]u|d be perceived as insensitivity and wi||fu| ign[]rance
i know my platform is still kinda small / but / i'll do everything i can to make sure my fans have fun
day 1, end of. report: i. this site's literally what telegraph syndrome is made of...... time-limited exposure is a must. ii. nothing's yet known about the vital endpoints here. like where are the signals all going???? and do they all drown each other out????????? what inferences may be drawn from how it all....... sinks to the bottom???????????? and how could anyone endure all this without getting a headache? iii. i actually do want to take part too despite the sage disapproving impression this probably gives off....... so how about this. make some loud noise. see how much i can take? i know my limit and when to cover my ears haha. bang bang! this was me, pr. i'm sleepy.
Σ(83):ミ furr33 3n3rgy drink if you h3lp m3 r3plac3 th3 filt3rs!
Σ(83):ミ pacifically an actual good 3n3rgy drink. not gasolin3.
(| nothing beats the Delectable Mouthfeel of a standard Mouthwatering Frank nestled comfortably within the cozy cleft of Buttery Buns. my standard condiment is Gold Grubsauce but i'm not picky |)
Ooh, yum!! I'm pretty Partial to Decked out 'Dogs, myself.
(| i don't know why people think i'm posting nsfw. does everyone on this website not eat Food while they're working or something. thank god i'm hiveless and unemployed |)
Σ(83):ミ i would but som3on3 crash3d th3ir limop3d3 into troll costco so i cant g3t any!
wwhen the rustblood at the local FLARP meet brings a stickball club to a gun fight and you lowwcondesceuinely havve to hit them wwith that aristocratic stare
——Here's a fun fact! Peafowl are omn↑vorous, w↑th some even eat↑ng small snakes!-->
V^S0 anyways like s0me 0f my clients are freaks. But its fine cause it pays a pretty caeger. #StayFreakyS0ICanEat^V
∘☽ I wasn't expecting anyone to actually want one! well then, did you know that that the sea variant of gastro spiral critters make up for the majority of their species? ☾∘
∘☽ Were you aware that gastro spiral critters can "nap" for up too 3 years? They do this to preserve their mucus in dryer climate! ☾∘
Plenty of bitches, thank you very much, IF I wanted them, which I'm not particularly preoccupied with at the minute considering my planet just got blown to bits and pieces.
Don't get caught lagging behind, nor let anyone tell you how you should be utilising that which lies within you at your disposal. Fuck shit up, Page.
So infuriatingly does it taunt us with the promise of ding-a-ling-ly new engagement, then remain silent when bapped upon...
∘☽ I was inspired by a post I've gandered while looking through chittr, would anyone like a fun gastro spiral critter fact? ☾∘
>thats what good nook feels like
cønsøle.løg("i care abøut yøur bug facts");
ARRIAR — "This paradise is sorta ... cool... like it's some kind of Disco Elysium... no that's stupid as fuck."
=( It's becoming apparent to me that all anybody cares about on this application is pailing. Try this titillating bug fact on for size, you harlots. For certain species of formicidae, shortly after copulation, the males bulge will explode. And then they die. This has been insect bulge facts with Atlans. )
can m[]re pe[]p|e start p[]sting rand[]m facts they kn[]w p|ease. thank y[]u
whEn ghOsts ArE lOsIng thEIr sElf And bEcOmIng AnOthEr fAcElEss spIrIt, thE fIrst thIng thEy fOrgEt Is hOw tO cOOk! qUItE fAscInAtIng!
I love Hot meat In my Mouth and That's the Truth. What's your Fave?
remember to tag your nsfw!
(| everyone needs to post about Hot Meat and Warm Sausage like right now. all of you suck at posting |)
《 Having a wonderful time with @criticalChicanery the coffee is actually warm! 》
ii hope the feed automatiically moviing when a new po2t pop2 up get2 fiixed 2oon iit2 kiind of pii22iing me off two be hone2t.
It sounds like a cry for attention. Neglected children often create boogeyman to demand parental support.
I jus7 wan7 7o go ahead and say 7ha7 my medical services are free 7o everyone as all my cos7s are covered by 7he SIR.
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guess i'm gonna be making some blueberry muffins now. @turntechGodhead the orange one. these are for you.
floats into the kitchen like theres a pie on the windowsill
but in this case its not a pie and instead several blueberry muffins
Unspoken: And the red one, starve.
=( Here comes another interesting tidbit for my friends seeking pertinent insect knowledge. There are several species of lawnjumpers with their ears located on their front legs. I hazard a guess you haven't yet HEARD that one before. Ha Ha. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
skill issue im afraid! ive made friends with almost every single other jade ive ever met
《 Meeting a fellow teal so I think this is when I actually turn off my palmhusk for now, oh- and I'm listening to Space Junk - Wang Chung #nowplaying 》
read the rules shawty
ho𝑙y fucking shit they 𝑙et you be a doctor????
iit 2ay2 2o riight on the front of the goddamn 2iite, 2hiit-for-pan.
ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᚲᚾᛟᚹᛚᛖᛞᚷᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛗᛁ ᛚᚨᛜᚢᚨᚷᛖ ᛈᛚᛖᛊᛖᛊ ᛗᛖ ᚷᚱᛖᛏᛚᛁ, ᛁᛟᚢ’ᚢᛖ ᛖᚱᚾᛖᛞ ᚨ ᚠᚱᛖᛖ ᚠᚨᚢᛟᚢᚱ ᚠᚱᛟᛗ ᛗᛖ :)
|< th€y back€d down. iftola on€, courtroom z€ro. chaching. #law
FINALLY, SOMEONE OUTSIDE OF THE VALKIN CLAN I CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO NORMALLY SOMETIMES.
B33 < There will be nowhere to hiiiiiiide!
she be liking my shit. you must really suck.
cønsøle.løg("what am i even døin here");
B33 < @nowplaying Eatin' Rats - Ridiculon
#NOWPLAYING - ᚱᚨᛁᛊᛖ ᛁᛟᚢᚱ ᚺᛟᚱᚾᛊ ᛒᛁ ᛏᚱᛟᛚᛚ ᚨᛗᛟᚾ ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚦ
Now playing to the tune of your heartbeat Cradling the thoughts your troubled mind may excrete Wait for them to ripen for something sweet Then returned to you as a refined treat As each note rings so too will they marry Once discordant, now to the contrary Though how your heart sways may still yet vary Be comforted it's not stationary #poem #poetry
#nowplaying chutes and ladders
ok last music link ill post for now but check out this 50 cent remix its really good https://soundcloud.com/patryk-abramowski/50-cent-many-men-shlohmo-remix
thii2 barkbea2t fece2 a22 2iite doe2n't even have thumb2 up and miiddle finger emojii2. how am ii 2uppo2ed two tell 2omeone ii agree wiith them or thiink theiir opiiniion2 are wrong wiithout 2oliiciitiing them, huh??
|< so th€y l€ft th€ gat€s unnatt€nd€d and without guards casually wh€n th€ moob€ast roam€d insid€. mhm. y€ah. aha. chittr what do you all think. oliv€ was pursuing a b€ast, through a non-guard€d un-€l€ctrifi€d gat€, that just so happ€n€d that turn€d on th€ mom€nt th€ b€ast was kill€d. |< bullshit if you ask m€
#Nowplaying - with myself
Let's work on this. Try "Hi! I'd like to get to know you better."
|< th€ p€rsonal accusation wants to bring th€ lusus to court. you can't mak€ this up. #law #whobringsalusustoacourtcas€ #winnabl€?
|< i hav€ b€€n inform€d that i hav€ just b€€n assign€d as public d€f€ndant of som€ oliv€ that hunt€d in a privat€ ar€a own€d by highbloods. trial is going to happ€n in fiv€. watch m€ ac€ this cas€.
Wh^t ^ f^nt^stic discovery, this is the sort of riveting upd^te I followed for.
it probably feels good as fuck for the keyboard when you type on it
she trippin | V
ive made a tremendous investment in your mother
*Our.
i think you're wi𝑙d𝑙y underestimating how horny auspistising can make some tro𝑙𝑙s. theres a who𝑙e category on tro𝑙𝑙hub for it
(| a true Goon Sesh doesn't have anything to do with quadrants. it's like, a mindset or something |)
~° Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the omniscuttlecoach and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the drones”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of trolls masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW ~°
troll steve smith has such a GOOd voice its KINd of crazy
oooo you need a shot of haemospectrum12 you know you do
Some might believe I would f^ncy ^ cre^ture of myth ^s my f^vorite be^st, however I think my f^vorite would ^ctu^lly be the noble ^nd ^dor^ble fox.
[|||] the gorilla lusus is easier to catch, plus i can put a silly little tie on them!!!
hey if you like this post click the bell and make sure to leave a comment-- it really helps me out
I ^m putting together ^n elite te^m to w^nder the deep ^nd terrifyingly empty forests of Troll Ohio. Our t^rget sh^ll be the elusive ^nd cruel cre^ture known ^s "Bigfoot". M^ny c^ll him fiction^l ^nd the t^lk of grubs, but m^ke no mist^ke. The d^nger he poses to us ^ll is quite re^l. ^nd I WILL get my ^nswers reg^rding the m^n on the moon one w^y or ^nother. #BigFootIsRe^l #MoreLikeBitchFoot
(| here's a fun life hack not many people know about. you can basically just take as much Free Meat as you want from pretty much any dumpster and nobody will stop you. but watch out |)
(| you gotta watch out for non Meat garbage and ravenous wild lusii mostly. half the battle is picking the right mark beforehand if i'm being honest. if you can i'd try to find a good Meat Market in a highblood part of town. they have a lot of fresh waste but obviously it's a lot more dangerous than the rusty shops. takes a lot of skill and practice |)
I h^ve ^cquired my first follower. Most excellent news indeed, perh^ps I ^m not ^lone in my quest for the truth.
Wh^t ^ lovely query. W^ndKind is my person^l prefernce.
You m^y not believe my mess^ge, but I bring gr^ve tidings ^nd ^ w^rning ^ll the s^me. The so c^lled fe^thered be^sts by the public m^ll ^re not be^st ^t ^ll, but custom cr^fted drones m^de by ^ perverted voyeur clown. So perh^ps move the PD^ elsewhere. #birds^ren'tre^l
The Kind That You Spread And Wave Daintily Carefully Concealing The Sharpened Edge Within
- Is it wrong for mme to say that sommetimmes you should be able to ask your mmatesprit about their feelings without it becomming a pale thing?
~° Knifekind. Concealable, deadly in melee or at range, and you can even weaponize your sylladex with them. ~°
yeah weve got foxes!! people keep trying to domesticate them but i dont think theyre ready for that yet
im amassing an army of bitches
they should wear protection or pay that fire some child support :T
[|||] i offer culling or capturing based on the job requiremeeents,,, i have to charge more for capture jobs though, traps aren't cheeeap