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Jade Harley

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hello!! i saw everyone else was on here and i didnt want to feel left out so now im here!!! :D

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my bass just exploded???????????????? D: #what? #how?

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☆thƏ hƏat was too much for it to handlƏ 0u0☆

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i was just warming up. i didn't even get to play anything :(

finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

That can 8e rectified, in a timely or paced manner.

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im pretty sure thats wwhat people call a hard challenge to face #haha

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yes that's true! i am working on taking care of it right now

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hahahaha!! that one was actually pretty good :D

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something about actions having equal reactions or whatever...

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

by the way jade what are you doing up so late/early? assuming it is late/early on your end too.

:33< i would love to help mew fix that purroblem :33< my dms are always open fur that :33c

my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles

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uh i think so?? i saw a lot of people talking about it sooo.....

oh wow uh...... i'm....... i'll meet you there

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o# sickkk!!! #avent #eard of using t#at in t#e gym but sounds good if it #elps your musclesss

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I see! g♡♡d t♡ kn♡w hehe. very scandal♡us!!

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it requires a lot of "maintenance". it has a mind of its own at times and i just have to answer to what it wants >~< #nsfw

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

jade!!!! inches are denoted by fUll qUotes!!!! a single apostrophe means feet, if yoU want a decimal Use a bloody period!!!!!!!!!!! >:U that said - nine inches is qUite impressive! ^u^

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i've tried lifting weights with it once. it's hard but doable :p

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woa### wait you gotta teac# me t#at some time i never even t#oug#t about t#attt

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...... gosh!!!! that's why!!! stupid me!! thank you cali i missed my ow stupid mistake entirely! >:( but uh thank you for the compliment. it's appreciated :3

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>>| .if my logic .is correct .i do .understand what procedure .of maintenance .is... fuck, my thinkpan .is now fried .in how to .answer properly, .i'm sorry for .any .inconvenience my words provide. keep youraelf safe, .i guess?

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a lot of people are misunderstanding that "length" post..... maybe i need to clarify?? or just be more specific in the future? :/ #nsfw

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:33< what do mew mean by mewre length :33< theres a numpurr of diffurent ways to take it and the #nsfw tag isnt helping with the direction its being taken

the nsfww tag really aint helpin the post harley

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in what way?? i'm still new to this!! >~<

you really cannot not knoww holy shit stands for not safe for wwork you get that right

yes obviously!! >:( it's that other people don't seem to get that!!

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but it's meant to be nsfw!! people are thinking i'm talking about my actual height :,/

:33< so mew mean to tell mewow mew have a nine foot bulge? :33< thats pawsome!!! :33< can i like s33 that shit up close and purrsonal?

oh wow i didn't expect to get so much attention at once!! you're all too kind :,) <3<3<3

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

no one can resist how amazing you are!

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

*nine feet,* jade. that's rather eye-catching!

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i feel like a lot of people are misunderstanding what i was talking about there..... maybe i should've been more clear? >~<

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

just to be clear, did you mean nine feet one inch?? or some other measurement? there is always time to clarify in a new post if you need to.

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oh uh i see people are posting their "lengths" on here. i guess i'll do that too then? uh 9'1 #nsfw

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woa### t#ats a sick long jumppp congratsss

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wow!!!

:33< WOAH! :33< so like... :33< are mew doing anyathing latpurr?

aiint no fuckiin way

no that's not what i..... actually wait no i'll take the compliment i do make for a good jumper. i used to run around with bec and jump over the wild life on the island :b

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t#ats sickkk 9'1 is a really specific jump pr but you'll improve one dayyy just gotta trainnn!!!

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>>| that's possibly the biggest height .i've .ever heard .or seen. .i don't .even know .any highbloods that high. to me, .i'll be .a small troll dwarf from fantasies tellings.

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god tiering benefits :p

gosh thank you! >_< yeah it's uh pretty long i've heard!! i haven't really compared it to anyone else though so idk how impressive it really is.....

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wow there are a lot of people here...... #newhere

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@glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

Hi there. Do+n't be intimidated, just have fun o+n here. That's what it's all abo+ut.

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| greetings to the chittr. .enjoy your stay.

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:33< welclawm to chitpurr :DD

thats sweet!! it's a little nerve wracking though..... but thank you mrs maryam!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

hi jade! it is great to see you. :)

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thank you!!!! :d :d

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john!!!! hi john!!!! :d

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hi jade!!