Jade Harley
@gardenGnotic
hello!! i saw everyone else was on here and i didnt want to feel left out so now im here!!! :D Lesbian btw!!
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
nghhahhhh there's more pre cum on my sheets than there are bed bugs but i can't stop #nsfw
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:33 < i would do anything to be in those sh33ts rn.
ITS ALWAYS A NUT AND NEVER A JOB.
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DAMN. QUIRK CUCKED. IT'S THAT ONE IMAGE OF THE GUY SAYING 'I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S SCARY'
people have tried to give me nicknames that fit my occupation but unfortunately "jade hornley" and "jade hungley" both kinda suck #nsfw
they ain't the m@st creative m@nikers, n@r the best @n the hear duct. i'm sure s@me@ne'll find the right nickname f@r y@u!!
no way 190 people are online right now. some of you are bots i refuse to believe otherwise
yeah
I mean You are not wrong
um. im bad at math? but good at logic. thats not bot behavior! theyre good at both!
today will be the day of the week!!!!!!
the day of days.
MHM, IM NODDING SAGELY.
pailing season is amazing i've helped 5 trolls fill their pail so far and still got 36 left!! #nsfw
ok but i mean. when the drones come to collect and are presented a mix of troll material and alien material the offending party is going to be swiftly bisected anyway. maybe trisected. #violence #nsfw
any troll needing help with pailing season hit me up and i'll get you pregn- i mean sorted!!!!! #nsfw
haiii!!! i'll save you the small talk and say i'm 5 minutes, throbbing and ready
iLl,,,, sAvE YoU ThE RuMiNaTiOn aNd jUsT AsK YoU Go eAsY?? iTs bEeN A HoT MiNuTe sInCe iVe pAiLeD WiTh aNyOnE In aLl hOnEsTy,,,, ThE FoRwArDnEsS Is dEfInItElY CaTcHiNg mE A LiTtLe oFf gUaRd tHoUgH,,,
aLrIgHt tHeN,,,, bUt hOw dO YoU SuPpOsE I GeT To yOu,,,?? yOu dOnT SeEm lIkE A TrOlL So i dOuBt yOu aRe oN AlTeRnIa,,,
tHoUgH FrOm wHaT IvE,,,, PeRuSeD, yOu aPpArEnTlY HaVe tElEpOrTaTiOn pOwErS Of sOmE VaRiEtY?????
took the words from my mouth!! i'll be able to zap myself there in a flash if you just give me the address!
aLrIgHtY,,,? gOnNa mOvE To dMs iF ThAtS AlRiGhT So i dOnT DoX MySeLf lIkE A DuMbAsS,,,
XD<[heyyy 1m at ((ooc: 1nsert made up address here))]
out on my usual breeding spree and this girl just gifted me a cock ring with a whole diamond on it?? it's the size of my fist!! #nsfw
you can see it for yourself if we pump into each other! i don't exactly cover up nowadays
c< i tHiNK tHats a Marriage prOpOsal Or sOMetHiN >c
my @h my!! what a l@vely gift y@u've been given!! @u@
im honestly very flattered someone would give such an expensive piece of jewellery to me
a L@VELY lady such as y@urself CERTAINLY deserves a gift just as l@vely!! @u<
sometimes aradia likes my #nsfw posts and i start throbbing so much i feel light headed
most people are asleep right now so no one's gonna hear me say that i use rose's panties to goon #nsfw
You wat ( ・ω・)
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whats your social security
What’s your credit card information
why do flowers smell so good if they taste so bad?
Ɏ you do not ha-a-ave the biologica-a-al a-a-ada-a-apta-a-ation to find it yummy i bet da-a-andelions ta-a-aste yummers a-a-as fuck to a-a-a blea-a-atbea-a-ast Ɏ
-> Hibiscus Is A Fantastic And Flavorful Flower, Perfect For Teas And Sweets, Additionally Pansies Add A Colorful Pop To A Dish And Zucchini Flowers Can Be Fried Or Stuffed. If We Wish To Get Specific Broccoli And Artichoke Are Also Flowers, Simply Not In Bloom, And They Are Fantastic For Taste. Sadly Not All Flowers Are Edible, But There Are Great Options. = Your Total Is $4.13
[ >THE FLOWERS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONSUMETH RAW, FOR IMPROPER PREPARATION CAN LEADETH TO COMPLICATIONS WITHIN THINE ACID TRACT, NOT TO MENTION THE UNPLEASANTNESS UPON THINE MAW. THAT IS, TO SAY, THE FRAGRANT AROMAS ARE TO ATTRACTETH POLLINATORS, WHOM FEAST ON THE NECTAR WITHIN AND SPREADETH THE POLLEN TO OTHER PLANTS FOR PROPAGATION OF SPECIES, WHICH IS TO SAY THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AS EXPLAINETH IN THE MOVIE "WHEREIN A YOUNG ROYAL PRIDEBEAST UPON THE SAVANNAHS HAS HIS LIFE TAKE A TURN AS HIS FATHER IS BETRAYED BY ANOTHER OF HIS BLOOD IN PURSUIT OF THE THRONE, LEADING THE YOUNG ROYAL PRIDEBEAST TO RUN AWAY AND LIVE WITH THE GUILT OF BELIEVING HE WAS THE CAUSE OF HIS FATHER'S DEATH, GROWING TO ADULTHOOD AND RUNNING FROM HIS PAST WITH A TUSKBEAST AND TUNNELCRITTER COMPANION WHOM TEACH HIM HOW TO LIVE LIFE WITH NO WORRIES, ONLY TO BE CONFRONTED BY THE COMPANION OF HIS PAST AND FORCED TO MAKE A CHOICE TO RETURN HOME OR FORSAKE HIS RESPONSIBILITY TO HIS HOME AS HIS FATHERS LITTERMATE RUNS THE PRIDE INTO THE GROUND" YOU KNOW THE ONE_ ]
i was at the masquerade but my costume was so good absolutely no one recognised me and i spent the whole event alone :(
7ou had pants on, that’s wh7 #nsfw
absolutel7 not! 7ou’re one of a kind even among jades! people were just bad at figuring it out. i know i was, otherwise i would have dan(ed with 7ou
jade... :( gives you such a big hug!!!!! i wish id gone, im sure id have recognized you
people keep hate reacting me. you really hate me that much?? what are you gonna do about it?? push me against the wall??? stare deep into my eyes??? put your lips onto mine and slide your hands along my body as i slowly take you with me to the ground????? put your tongue in my mouth and taste each other for minutes on end until we can't take it anymore and start stripping each other????? #nsfw
i remember one time kanaya overheard me and someone else talking about my "third leg" and misunderstood it to literally mean i have a third leg. that year she have me a self sown pair of tripedal pants for my birthday #nsfw
B33c < did they fit
COULDNT YOU JUST HAVE MADE THE THIRD SLEEVE BIGGER?
i could but they looked too silly. i couldn't go out wearing them it'd be so funny looking
figuring out what to do today :P so many options.....
There are quite. Few things, best of luck with your search.
Unsure if any of them would fit whatever your planning, do you have a list of options you are debating?
i got a lil list! a: go for a walk b: tend to my garden c: cure ever disease D: play catch
One of those seems... A ever so slightly more urgent.
you're right! it's been way too long since i checked in on my garden!! imma go do that now! thanks rose!!
...yes, your garden is the most important one of this list, things like curing every disease could be done by anyone.
well yeah!! only i own my garden so only i can take care of it. everyone can have a disease
Yes this is true, however I think that perhaps having every disease cured is a tad more important, your garden can wait a little bit can it not?
what the fuCk i love jade(s)...
Rose.
hi jade!!!!!
everytime i try to grow a tomato plant something goes wrong. i've never managed to keep one alive for longer than a week. maybe a crazy wizard's put a spell on me?!
Maybe you're overwatering it?
YOU'VE BEEN HIT WITH A TOMATO CURSE.. OOOOOOOOOOOOO
i've tried a bunch if different levels of water for it. still the same results
HOW TRULY FUCKED AND EVIL THIS CURSE IS.. I CANT BELIEVE IT..
oh nooo :( maybe i can help you out sometime!
cleaning up afterwards ruins half the fun!! let's walk around with cum on us! let's be loud and proud about it !! #nsfw