@gardenGnotic — #nsfw
rose gave me a free use pass over the weekend and omg i don't think i've ever cummed this much in someone before. kanaya worked overtime with trying to clean everything that dripped out >~< #nsfw
it's getting difficult to keep up the silly girl status when most residents of the nearby cities are walking around pregnant because of you #nsfw
do you know how hard it is to keep up with the demand for girl bulge around here? #nsfw
rose said she loved me last night and my cock is still feeling the consequences of that #nsfw
it's my godly duty to make sure my bulge has been inside as many people as possible #nsfw
next lalonde i meet is getting pregnant #nsfw
hitting the town horny and naked, as per usual :B #nsfw
if you say my name 3 times while looking in the mirror i appear inside you #nsfw
having sex without a crowd is like watching a movie in an empty theatre. it's fine but the vibe just isn't as good #nsfw
sometimes when i'm playing games with rose she gets kinda mad and rages a bit and it makes a little horny at times tbh #nsfw
anyways there's way too many hotties out there walking around not pregnant so i'm heading out to see how much of that i can change!! don't be shy to say hi if you see me out :D #nsfw
apparently putting a "may include traces of nut" sticker on someone's stomach after cream pieing them *wasn't* a good joke?? tough crowd ig :/ #nsfw
if you ever see me putting on a condom, then call 911. my identity has been stolen and someone is impersonating me #nsfw
sometimes when kanaya's watching me and rose fuck she'll start heckling us like she's at a standup show #nsfw
slow, romantic walks on the beach are overrated, let's fuck in a bush #nsfw
wow some of you guys really liked those last two posts :P i actually made them while roxy was away on a quick water break. we're currently about to start round 3 of the harley breeding program! #nsfw (art: redskinnedmess) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/roxxxy.png
sometimes you get really horny and just have to bite a bit #nsfw
i wonder how #orgyweek will affect my breeding numbers #nsfw
for a girl like me "orgy week" is just a normal week. a look into how horny my life truly is #nsfw
my human name would be dick cocker #nsfw
boom!! having a day out with some girlies today and this is the outfit i landed on!! :D #nsfw (art: j3nny) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg
it's good to have friends you call over for early morning fucking! #nsfw
in this world you either horny post or get horny posted #nsfw #jadethoughts
one time dave was beating me at mario kart and instinctively called me a "mother fucker" as shit talk. just then a very newly knocked-up-by-jade roxy entered into the room. it took all my strength not to laugh #nsfw
i do not leave the house everyday with my cock swinging around in the open just for you to get too shy to ask if i can rail you behind the nearest store #nsfw
it's getting really hard to find women nearby to impregnate. i'm sure there are some left but i've had to teleport to new cities or travel to a different timeline to spread my seed way more as off late #nsfw
are there any roxy's, roses or maybe even mom lalonde's online? this fat thing hasn't stopped throbbing even after a long day of pounding and breeding so atp i'm thinking the only thing that can take it down is some lalonde pussy :P #nsfw (artist: pineapalooza) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bed.jpeg
it's a beautiful day today and i think you should spend it underneath me, getting pounded while i lick your neck #nsfw
i'll never apologise for saying "awesomesauce" when a woman takes her shirt off #nsfw
no better feeling than having just came inside someone and before you've even pulled your cock out you see another hottie walking by so you hurry up and start chatting them up while the first person is still laying there legs shaking and pussy dripping #nsfw
i'm only saying "morning" today. if it was a *good* morning then i would be waking up to someone bouncing on it crazy style #nsfw
just saw someone talking about a "top shortage" but i'm 6'2 so i don't understand how i'm short :/ #nsfw
what did you just say to me?!? look me in the balls and say it again!! #nsfw
heading to porrim's hive so don't expect to hear from me for a bit cause lord knows i'll be busy #nsfw
she better let me breed her after all this. cruel behaviour >:/ #nsfw #vagueposting
if i am giving you my time, love and cum then is it really "free" use? or has the capitalistic system we live in positioned us to not value our lives and the time we have on this earth as much as we value money? #nsfw #jadethoughts
there should be a grocery store where you're allowed to pound into your friend's pussy crazy style in the middle of any isle you want #nsfw
i missed when everyone was posting about their breeding kink cause i was busy breeding someone :/ #nsfw
kissing is like half the fun of sex #nsfw
if you have ever been impregnated by me then you are entitled to a second pregnancy from me #nsfw
i love rose and kanaya so much cause every time they notice i've had a bad day they invite me over and say i can fuck them "however hard i need to". true friendship right there #nsfw
letting my cock get a 5 minute rest after spending the last 3 hours inside the hot troll that moved in next door to me. self are is important after all #nsfw
walking around with bite marks all over my chest and neck cause terezi's a freak :P #nsfw
woke up not feeling *that* horny today. then i saw the boob pic that rose had posted and now i'm genuinely in heat :P #nsfw
heavy is the bulge that breeds the trolls #nsfw
i was gonna say something like "a creampie a day keeps the __ away", but if i was limited to only one creampie per day i would've gone mad #nsfw
the only downside to having impregnated all women in town is that i now have to travel way further everyday to do my job :P #nsfw