@gardenGnotic — #nsfw
on the rare occurrence that someone approaches me to complain about me essentially turning earth c and the people on it into my own breed farm they're almost always either one flirt away from changing their mind or they're looking for a hate fuck. i have to respect it :P #nsfw
if you're ever having problems falling asleep then i'll happily fuck you unconscious! just be prepared to deal with some shaking legs and maybe a sore back when you wake up :P #nsfw
everyone i want to fuck is a friend of mine but not every friend of mine is someone i want to fuck #nsfw
my post about biting boobs was very popular with olive bloods for some reason? #nsfw
fun fact! nipples got their name from the word "nibble"! which is also exactly what i do when presented with a pair of nipples!! :D #nsfw
my mating call is shouting "rooooose!" from her living room and hoping she comes down to breed :D #nsfw
why are they called one night stands if every person i've had one with have been unable to stand for at least 3 days afterwards? #nsfw
sometimes i just need to hold and rough fuck a roxy to get my mind straight again #nsfw
posting this link again!! come ask me some questions!! they can be #nsfw, #sfw or whatever!!! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsf7res_kfyymwmotk9fdguwrvfleff07e-5phhnhtofe3qnlq/viewform?usp=header
cucking is the most fun when it's more than a one time hook up. it's soooo hot to become someone's partner primary or only outlet for their hornyness #nsfw #cucking
probably gonna put a litter in the next lalonde i meet. very pent up day today :P #nsfw
making sure the lipstick marks on my balls look good before i head out #nsfw
anonymous asks "favourite position?" i guess this is a fitting first question for me! but gog it's hard to pick an all time favourite.... i enjoy any position that lets me hold someone down and pound them into the bed/floor/ground a lot. it's just fun to kinda challange each other on how hard you can give and take! but!!! i also think mutually jerking or fingering each other is suuuper fun and honestly way too underrated! same with just touching yourselves together #nsfw https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsf7res_kfyymwmotk9fdguwrvfleff07e-5phhnhtofe3qnlq/viewform?usp=header
whenever i #nsfw post i get lalondes in my notifications but when i #sfw post the striders come for me like hungry hyenas
got invited to some special dinner! hopefully this outfit will be enough to distract people from wanting to talk about boring stuff :P #nsfw (artist: j3nny) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg
pounding pussy in the park keeps my mind at ease and my cock happy! #nsfw
one annoying things about being this kind of jade is that people will assume you have sexual intent even when you're striking up normal conversation :/ #nsfw
went out of town for the week! managed to snap some good photos in the process! :D #nsfw [jade has uploaded seven pictures with her post. the first is a selfie taken shortly after she got off the bus that drove her here. she's giving a *big* smile and a wink to the camera while holding up a peace sign. she is positively beaming with good vibes. a woman can be seen in the window of the bus blushing profusely. the photo has an added caption: "finally here!!" the picture that follows shows jade posing outside a bakery. it was unmistakably taken by a second person as her whole body is visible from a d...Read more
currently thinking about that time a rose said i should start a rose harem...... #nsfw
"sharing is caring" does also include your quadmates, if you're fun enough #nsfw #cucking
we have massage chairs to rest our backs with, neck pillows to rest our necks with, and throats to rest our cocks in! #nsfw
i'm a hard sleeper so if you wanna wake me up then just give my bulge a good suck and i'll be awake in a millisecond! #nsfw
it's always so fun to meet a fan while out and about! especially cause they're the ones who are the most enthusiastic about being bred! :D #nsfw (artist: mage of boobs) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/harleypound.jpeg
how do u continue the "cute girl" shtick with someone after you've fucked them so hard their brain needed an hour to process it before talking or moving? #nsfw
it's good that there's people out there who let you pound them til they break and pass out cause honestly idk if i'd ever stop being horny without someone to just thrust away at #nsfw
say what you want about me basically turning earth c into my own breeding ground but it is undeniable that i've helped boost the population's joy by a lot! i am a horny, throbbing force of good in this world #nsfw
i'm starting a petition to change the saying "put two and two together" to instead be "put nook and bulge together" #nsfw
goooood morning everyone! and to whoever this was! #nsfw [jade has attached a video which shows a teal blood troll from behind as she lays with her head and knees against the ground and nook in the air. they seem to be in an alley way. said nook is oozing with freshly pumped cum from jade, whose cock is seen resting against one of the well pounded ass cheeks. clearly an intense session has taken place as all the troll lady can muster out is low "mmmm", "ahhhh" and "fuuuck"s. but jade remains throbbing. the shot lingers on this view with jade plaping her cock against the nook a couple times before she g...Read more
yeah! exactly like that! :D #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/likes.jpeg
it never gets old for me when i've interacted with someone for like a day or more on here and then they suddenly like my pinned post. like ah okay glad you've at least seen my cock now lol :P #nsfw
my alarm clock is the throbbing between my legs telling me it's time to get up and find someone to pound #nsfw
sometimes sex can hurt a little but in a sexy and hot kinda way :D #nsfw
it's rough fuck saturday. we're getting sore, we're passing out, we're not stopping until at least round seven!! #nsfw
alright just got done eating so i'm heading out again to find someone to pound! just give a wave and you'll get bred! :D #nsfw
it's not a good weekend until i've left someone fucked so hard they passed out on the side of the road filled with cum. it's funny how many ask for this :P #nsfw
i don't have to comment on the #selfcest thing. take a guess where you think i stand. yep yeah exactly right #nsfw
trying to maintain the cute girl status while womb deep in someone :P #nsfw
a little mating pressing between friends has never hurt a friendship #nsfw
be the change you want to see in the world. knock up your friends #nsfw
thank you rose for always being there for me when i need someone to pound like my life depends on it. and thank you kanaya for always cheering us on from the side #nsfw
so many of my friends are posting about wanting a rough fuck so i'll remind people that this is what i got on me and that i'll gladly fuck you unconscious either on your bed, in some alley way, the side of the road or where ever else you want it! just as long as i get to pound and you get to be filled! :D #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/recordbreaker.jpeg
i'm afraid that 2 hook ups in the park isn't enough for today. omw to find a 3rd! #nsfw
flirting is so hard when you're pent up!!!! >:( like hi how are you you're so pretty wow can i fuck u plzplzplzplz??????? #nsfw
*everyone's* comfort should he accounted for in sex!! that's why i always make sure to get a pillow and a cup holder for the cuck chair! :D #nsfw
if trolls and humans weren't meant to breed together then trolls wouldn't feel so good to cum inside. just saying #nsfw