@gardenGnotic — #nsfw
i missed when everyone was posting about their kinks but tbf do i even need to say what i'm into? most women on earth c are walking around pregnant right now because of me and i think that should give you a pretty good guess of what i like :P #nsfw
me bulge posting is probably nothing too shocking at this point. i mean you'd this thing swinging around in all its glory if you just looked out your window while i passed by :P ignore the maryam in heat there in the back. she was promptly bred shortly after this picture was taken #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cockout.png
people are so kind for offering to bounce on it while i'm getting work done on my phone or just scrolling on here #nsfw
it's been a bit since i bred any of the dancestors. i should change that #nsfw
wagging my cock rn if anyone cares #nsfw
one of the roses put the idea of a rose harem into my head yesterday and it hasn't left yet. i'm so pent up thinking about it, it's cruel :P #nsfw
on my way to meet with rose but she keeps teasing me so much that it's getting hard to walk!! i had to find a random troll to breed on the way there so i could get *some* of my pent up energy out >:P #nsfw
got a three in a row for rose's liking my #bulgeposting. many forks found in the kitchen today #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/roses.jpeg
it's a beautiful day today!! sun's out, the clouds are gone and it's super warm!!! it only makes sense to let my cock experience this weather too so i'm sticking to not wearing any pants this summer! #nsfw
are any rose's online at this hour? my cock will not rest until it's filled a rose :P #nsfw
people say i'm very selfish for walking around with my cock out 24/7 but multiple studies have shown all time high's in happiness among earth c's population whenever i do it :B #nsfw
for some people "aftercare" is to start fucking again even harder to make sure none of the cum gets a chance to spill out #nsfw
is anyone available right now? i'm trying to meet the breeding quota for today but accidentally got a little too invested in the last girl so i'm trying to get some rapid fire knock ups :P #nsfw
if you put on music while we're fucking then i'm allowed to judge your taste #nsfw
does anyone know if there's a cure for sudden bulge obsession? i feel like aranea here might need it :P #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/aranea1.jpeg https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/aranea2.jpeg
aranea's liking my cock pics. just come get some if you like it so much lol :P #nsfw #directposting
hitting the town bulge out and looking for someone to impregnate. wish me luck! :B #nsfw
all the tit posting is sooo hot woah!!! may as well share the result of all your guys's posting #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/stroke.gif
the voices (myself) are telling me (jade) to find a roxy (hot) to breed asap #nsfw
there aren't enough lalondes in all of paradox space to keep this thing from throbbing 24/7 #nsfw #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cockcock.png
who's online and in the mood for getting pregnant? :P #nsfw
just because you've never seen me without a nook around my cock doesn't mean i'm always horny smh #nsfw
the state your floor will be in after i'm done pounding you into was never promised to be stable or unbroken #nsfw
sometimes a girl just wants a titfuck tbh :P #nsfw
and so another pride month draws to an end. i wanted to do a big tally at the end of the month to see how many women i knocked up during the gayest season of the year but i kinda lost the exact count. it's somewhere around 600-ish. maybe more. either way i hope you all had a great pride month!!!!! #nsfw
you guys are getting *way* too horny for me not to post my big fat cock for all to see :B #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/bed.jpeg
after taking all your criticisms into account i've decided to upgrade the cuck chair to be a massage chair with a cup holder so any and all cucks can be as comfortable as possible #nsfw
the tables at restaurants were actually designed for you to be able to crawl under and suck my bulge while we wait for the food!! #truefactswithjade #nsfw
not many people know this but as earth c's breeder i actually have a website where you can leave a review of how much you enjoyed getting bred. i forget to ask people to leave ratings so it's a little dead at the moment tho :P #nsfw
consider my holes posted (along with the government mandated cock) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/assup.png
i know i just knocked you up but that is *not* a good excuse for not locking the hell in when i bring out the mario kart #nsfw
if you call my dick a jick (jade dick) then i disintegrate you #nsfw
everyone is beautiful and deserves to be railed <3 <3 <3 #nsfw
it's been a bit since someone let me get *really* rough with them. i should change that #nsfw
was the title of "meat jade" given to me because of my huge fat dick or did the huge fat dick come with the title? much to think about #nsfw
i'm a strong believer in the rise and grind philosophy to life because the first thing that happens when i wake up in the morning is that my cock rises and i get a heated need to grind on someone #nsfw
my work is not finished as long as there are still unbred lalondes out there #nsfw
some of you have very clearly never been mating pressed and i find that to be a shame #nsfw
what if i bulge posted but it was irl and actually i was just slapping my cock onto your face? :B #nsfw
10 breedings done so far today and i'm headed to the 11th!! in other words i'm gonna be gone for a little bit cause texting and fucking isn't everyone's things. don't miss me too much i *will* be back hornier than ever #nsfw
optimal clothing is my cum all over your body, maybe a collar and nothing else #nsfw
walking into a room and realising my cum is currently inside 80% of the people in there. my life is so good #nsfw
okay back out the shower now!! thanks to everyone who helped with the bulge cleaning! imma make sure you don't go home empty wombded as a thanks :D #nsfw
brb need to take a shower. anyone's welcomed to come in and help clean my cock while i take care of the rest #nsfw
need more lalondes to be online. too horny yo not be breeding them left and right #nsfw
people know i have a huge cock but many are still surprised that my balls are the size of a big fist. like did you think i wasn't gonna be carrying backup for this thing? lol #nsfw
if 5 minutes go by where i don't have this thing pounding into someone's pussy then it means the whole world is going to end #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cocckk.jpeg
a big shoutout to all the troll couples who are always totally down for a spontaneous threesome. you guys have saved me from so many heat waves #nsfw
i've never met a zipper i couldn't break with a little throb #nsfw
breaking bed frames isn't enough. i need to fuck someone on the sidewalk and leave a permanent dent in the concrete :B #nsfw