@gardenGnotic — #nsfw
we live in a society that does not value the musk of a woman nearly as much as it should and that saddens me #nsfw
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
i'm on a seasexual diet. i see rose lalonde and start thinking sexual thoughts #nsfw #goodjoke
i need to get some hours of rest. when i wake up tomorrow i'm posting that dick pic i promised over 12 hours ago (whoopsie!!!). don't be mad at me i am a very busy woman!!!! >:( #nsfw #sleep
// I did not expect that me making this account today would end with me drawing Jade dick for strangers on the internet. Interesting how life works like that #nsfw
experiencing lalonde induced erection #nsfw #reallygoingthroughit
many people talking about jacking off. very few actually doing it #nsfw #jackingit
everyone's suddenly talking about rough sex for some reason???? wow why are they doing that???? who'd evvverr be iinnto that??..... hahahaaaaaa #nsfw
my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw
for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw
since so many people have expressed doubt about my cock and asked me to "prove myself" i will be posting all the proof you'd ever need later >:/ #nsfw
finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw
my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles
a lot of people are misunderstanding that "length" post..... maybe i need to clarify?? or just be more specific in the future? :/ #nsfw
oh uh i see people are posting their "lengths" on here. i guess i'll do that too then? uh 9'1 #nsfw