← @gardenGnotic

@gardenGnotic — #nsfw

we live in a society that does not value the musk of a woman nearly as much as it should and that saddens me #nsfw

Kult: +35
Total: 35

okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg

Kult: +50
Kull: +25
Total: 75
Ratio: 2.00

posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting

Kult: +37
Kull: +15
Total: 52
Ratio: 2.47

i'm on a seasexual diet. i see rose lalonde and start thinking sexual thoughts #nsfw #goodjoke

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

i need to get some hours of rest. when i wake up tomorrow i'm posting that dick pic i promised over 12 hours ago (whoopsie!!!). don't be mad at me i am a very busy woman!!!! >:( #nsfw #sleep

Kult: +27
Total: 27

// I did not expect that me making this account today would end with me drawing Jade dick for strangers on the internet. Interesting how life works like that #nsfw

Kult: +45
Total: 45

experiencing lalonde induced erection #nsfw #reallygoingthroughit

Kult: +30
Total: 30

many people talking about jacking off. very few actually doing it #nsfw #jackingit

Kult: +45
Kull: +5
Total: 50
Ratio: 9.00

everyone's suddenly talking about rough sex for some reason???? wow why are they doing that???? who'd evvverr be iinnto that??..... hahahaaaaaa #nsfw

Kult: +32
Total: 32

my life would be much easier if my friends weren't so incredibly hot all the time #nsfw

Kult: +20
Total: 20

for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw

Kult: +25
Total: 25

since so many people have expressed doubt about my cock and asked me to "prove myself" i will be posting all the proof you'd ever need later >:/ #nsfw

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

finally fixing the problem of people not understanding that i was talking about my dick ended up making them also start talking about my dick which in turn has caused a second, bigger problem to appear #nsfw

Kult: +27
Total: 27

my cock!!! the "length" post was about my cock okay?? my dick is 9'1 inches!!! i'm "hung"!!! i thought i made it obvious with the tag but noooo people thought i was some nine foot giant >~< #nsfw #cocktroubles

Kult: +44
Kull: +12
Total: 56
Ratio: 3.67

a lot of people are misunderstanding that "length" post..... maybe i need to clarify?? or just be more specific in the future? :/ #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5

oh uh i see people are posting their "lengths" on here. i guess i'll do that too then? uh 9'1 #nsfw

Kult: +15
Kull: +2
Total: 17
Ratio: 7.50