Hastur Sabbot
@alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: Yo ;t’s the fuk;n local plug for all of your coughs, colds, and var;ous cond;t;ons! 1n my mad sc;ent;st arc don’t m;nd the exper;ments. Dm open slow reply
Here is a “quick” updated OOC description of my fantroll. Before going in depth here are my account boundaries - No serious quad flirting, platonic/comedic comments or general hornyposting remarks are fine - expect frequent posts oriented around #horror / #body horror #gore #substance and occasional #nsfw / #nsfwe themes. If this bothers you either block the tags or the account, I totally get it. - I won’t block blood color/mutant chasers but just know your advances will accepted with intent to turn you into a vivisection With that garbage out of the way here is the actual fucking character introduction: Your name is HASTUR SABBOT and you are a wanted troll…Well sort of. You are wanted for various reasons. Reasons ranging from your blood color to your illegal medical operations, but as far as the highbloods are concerned they will leave you alone if you keep “treating” them as “patients” in need of “medicine”. You are the village doctor in your little community, and despite not having any medical certifications you are very efficient with drug based treatments. Even while being known to get high on your own supply you are surprisingly competent…most of the time at least. When you are not getting blasted off of your seemingly never ending supply of joints, you conceal your face with a plague doctor mask. This ironically enough, with your tattered robes makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Nice going dumbass! Your lusus is an abyssal vulture, and you totally don’t run a cult that anticipates the end of the universe by the awakening of the blind idiot god. Nor do you anticipate the extinction of your species by the vast glub. That would be silly to assume you worship such ancient evils of cosmic origin and biologically dubious nature. Your name is purely coincidental and not at all related to the king in yellow. Well at least that’s what you tell anyone who isn’t interested in joining. Your hive is hidden in the middle of the fucking woods for some totally legal reason and you have the perimeter guarded with homebrewed “genefreaks” as you call them. Your labs remain deep underground with rigorous security in place to keep out anyone who would dare interfere with your scientific marvels. Your quadrants are frankly nobody else’s business but despite that you are quite open about your pale relationship with Pounce, and red/black poly with Sleepi and Mallek. You have interests in firearms, substances, historical literature, the occult, bio-engineering, disease studies, parasites, and medical practices of dubious ethics. What shall you do? https://i.imgur.com/Af798mb.png https://i.imgur.com/5qapEoi.png https://hive.beebbeebboob.ru/posts/IMG_042.png
[|87 :: My matespr;t ;s slowly becom;n better at sneak;n ;nto my drug stash. Th;s may pose as a problem... #substance
[|87 :: Guys should 1 create a program for broke ahh trolls and lowbl00ds w;th barkbeast sh;t ;nsurance that sends one of my b;o-weapons to v;olently k;ll any n00k sn;ff;n d;rtbag that den;es coverage for l;fe sav;n med;culler serv;ces? Had a pat;ent den;ed coverage for a fuk;n bl00d pusher surgery and 1 feel l;ke 1 need to threaten these guys to g;ve me my damn caegers l;ke some sh;t out of the sopranos!! #doctorproblems #v;olence
{ YES | god yes | i had a friend who waz denied a life saving surjery | bc she wasnt cold enuf ‖ she only survived bc | some fish bitch decided 2 b nice that day │▌
[|87 :: Well that's one vote ;n. 1 have seen many s;tuat;ons ;n wh;ch h;ghbl00ds have had to f00t the b;ll for these k;nds of ;ssues. Most of the t;me 1 see ;t happen due to quad relat;ons. That be;n sa;d 1'm sure some of the h;ghbl00ds wouldn't m;nd me mak;n a program that allows them to keep the;r money and st;ll make sure the lower end of the hemospectrum actually has a chance. 1 am glad your fr;end was able to get the care they needed.
[|87 :: 1t do be #f;rearmfr;day so t;me to blast holes ;n pumpk;ns aga;n!
[|87 :: “1 refuse to d;e so ;nstead of keel;n over 1 just ;nject myself w;th st;mulants and tweak out” One of my favor;te quotes of a recent pat;ent…gog help me #substance #doctorproblems
"= if i was still mortal. you know. what i would be doing :) ="
[|87 :: Yea sounds about r;ght LMAO
[|87 :: You know, maybe ;f 1 r;p the bong enough t;mes 1 w;ll forget about the metaphor;cal horrors that want to eat me from the ;ns;de out. fuk ;t we ball, spark;n up a phatty bowl #substance
[|87 :: Trouble ;s ;n parad;se r;ght now but at least parad;se ;sn't lost...gog 1 w;sh they would just let me hold them. #vaguepost;ng #yearn;ng
-- OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION FROM THE OFFICE OF ROSE B. LALONDE -- ----------------- EXECUTIVE CHIEF OF STAFF -------------------- To all my staff: I will be out of office for the entirety of next week. Please direct any and all communications to my assistant, miss EE. Do not set everything on fire in my absence.
[ honk mimimimimmimi ] [ thumbs up ]
You will be missed
Oh don't you worry, I will continue to be a blight upon the timeline. Just not from my office.
have a good va(ation!
@turntablefortG I didn't tag you here because I know you were going to see it anyway.
yeah i was about to feel left out but then you make it sound like im stalking you anyway damn
Not like that!
lmao
MY SISTERWIFEE
[|87 :: Hmmm maybe 1 do need a lobotomy #v;olence #cw-selfharm
☆also happy #firearmfriday today we’re talKing about the Mateba 2006m, a beauty in revolver design with what some would Konsider an inane amount of barrel lengths, up to 8 interchangeable lengths. It also had a fun little KuirK that instead of the loading cylinder dropping to the side it would instead pop up above the barrel. God what a beauty, shame it was just a prototype.☆
Hard agree, funnily enough I learned about this gun through Ghost in the Shell since it was Togusa's weapon of choice.
[|87 :: 1n honor of the f;rst #f;rearmfr;day of the sp00k;est season 1’ll be us;n pumpk;ns and the usual shadow droppers as targets today. Come on down ;f you wanna blow sh;t up #v;olence
i shall be 0ver p0st haste. 0u0
[|87 :: Pat;ent has been relocated to “the tweaker ward” Pat;ent ;s host;le, alert, and act;vely bugg;n the fuk out rn, please don’t g;ve h;m any st;mulants no matter how v;olently he threatens you w;th a spork. - an excerpt of my recent notes just to g;ve an ;dea of wtf 1 have to deal w;th #doctorproblems #substance #med;calhorror #weloveourmed;cullers
[|87 :: Welp break ;s over, back to mend;n th;s p00r purple sod’s r;bcage St;ll surpr;sed my drugs haven’t put h;m under, maybe he has developed a tolerance to morph;ne. 1 may have to try ketam;ne or fentanyl ;f th;s pattern cont;nues. 1 must adm;t however, th;s clown does know how to crack jokes. #gore #bodyhorror #med;calhorror #substance
[|87 :: “Smok;n grass and clapp;n ass” ;s not a formal prescr;pt;on, however 1 do th;nk ;t would greatly benef;t some of my pat;ents to get some b;tches on the;r bulge to start do;n so #nsfw
[|87 :: whenever a pat;ent under my care says 1 am a "handsome troll" or otherw;se calls me hot, 1 need to f;ght the urge to wr;te some stup;d sh;t ;n my pat;ent notes l;ke "pat;ent was consc;ous and "alert"" or "pat;ent was ;rrat;onally horny" #suggest;ve? #doctorproblems
[|87 :: Feel;n ;nsp;red, m;ght create another affront to gog ;n my lab for sh;ts and g;ggles. Let’s see, do 1 go w;th g;ant paras;t;c wasps, sent;ent meat chunks, or a computer made out of a human and troll th;nkpan cells? Many opt;ons to ch00se from… #bodyhorror
[|87 :: 1 have surv;ved horrors beyond my comprehens;on because 1 s;mply cannot comprehend them. Checkmate
[|87 :: 1ndeed
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/low diff/Downloads
been there
[|87 :: Update, my matespr;t saw my post and has already broken ;nto my h;ve w;th a bucket. Pray for my pelv;c bone chat 1 th;nk 1’m go;n back ;n the wheelcha;r by the end of ;t. #nsfw #suggest;ve
[|87 :: 1 need to get some n00k on my bulge pronto. 1 th;nk 1’ll pay my matespr;t a surpr;se v;s;t ton;ght. #nsfw
[|87 :: “More pen;c;ll;n, less mold” 1s a very funny request when you th;nk about ;t
[|87 :: Brb gonna go grab an SKS and go ;nna w00ds type sh;t Send ch;t #f;nnadosometh;ng;llegal