Hastur Sabbot
@alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: Yo ;t’s the fuk;n local plug for all of your coughs, colds, and var;ous cond;t;ons! 1n my mad sc;ent;st arc don’t m;nd the exper;ments. Dm open slow reply
Here is a “quick” updated OOC description of my fantroll. Before going in depth here are my account boundaries - No quad flirting, platonic comments or general hornyposting remarks are fine - expect frequent posts oriented around #horror / #body horror #gore #substance and occasional #nsfw / #nsfwe themes. If this bothers you either block the tags or the account, I totally get it. - I won’t block blood color/mutant chasers but just know your advances will accepted with intent to turn you into a vivisection With that garbage out of the way here is the actual fucking character introduction: Your name is HASTUR SABBOT and you are a wanted troll…Well sort of. You are wanted for various reasons. Reasons ranging from your blood color to your illegal medical operations, but as far as the highbloods are concerned they will leave you alone if you keep “treating” them as “patients” in need of “medicine”. You are the village doctor in your little community, and despite not having any medical certifications you are very efficient with drug based treatments. Even while being known to get high on your own supply you are surprisingly competent…most of the time at least. When you are not getting blasted off of your seemingly never ending supply of joints, you conceal your face with a plague doctor mask. This ironically enough, with your tattered robes makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Nice going dumbass! Your lusus is an abyssal vulture, and you totally don’t run a cult that anticipates the end of the universe by the awakening of the blind idiot god. Nor do you anticipate the extinction of your species by the vast glub. That would be silly to assume you worship such ancient evils of cosmic origin and biologically dubious nature. Your name is purely coincidental and not at all related to the king in yellow. Well at least that’s what you tell anyone who isn’t interested in joining. Your hive is hidden in the middle of the fucking woods for some totally legal reason and you have the perimeter guarded with homebrewed “genefreaks” as you call them. Your labs remain deep underground with rigorous security in place to keep out anyone who would dare interfere with your scientific marvels. Your quadrants are frankly nobody else’s business but despite that you are quite open about your pale relationship with Pounce, and red/black poly with Sleepi and Mallek. You have interests in firearms, substances, historical literature, the occult, bio-engineering, disease studies, parasites, and medical practices of dubious ethics. What shall you do? https://i.imgur.com/Af798mb.png https://i.imgur.com/5qapEoi.png
[|87 :: For #f;rearmfr;day 1 w;ll be sell;n my spec;alty bone fragment buckshot for anyone who wants to stock up! #gore
☆ oooooog you gotta give me the sKematiKs for it☆
>>| .oh shoot. .i'd like to buy them .actually.
[|87 :: 1 keep ;t ;n my th;nkpan so 1 can avo;d the possess;on of dangerous knowledge charges but 1’ll show you ;n person one day
[|87 :: 1 got 12 20 and 8 gauge for sale
>>| 12 guage please.
[|87 :: 1 should probably create a terms of serv;ce requ;r;n my pat;ents to stop fl;rt;n w;th me wh;le 1 am elbow deep ;nto the;r chest cav;ty, or do;n any operat;on for that matter because that was a very odd ;nteract;on. #suggest;ve #gore #doctorproblems
One can scarcely be expec†ed †o main†ain proper e†ique††e while †heir very hear† is being handled so in†ima†ely. I know I would no†... #sugges†ive #gore
:> Fine them if they do it. I underst^nd where they’re coming from but they should still h^ve m^nners if you don’t like it. <:
:> Yes they c^n be. And before you come for me I enjoy the s^me sort of thing, but h^ving m^nners ^bout it is import^nt. <:
I absolu†ely agree †ha† decorum is preferable in any circums†ance. My poin† was merely †ha† main†aining i† becomes ra†her difficul† when one’s mind is clouded by anes†hesia and one’s ches† has been opened wi†h deligh†ful in†ensi†y...#gore #subs†ance
:> I me^n sure. Th^t is pretty hot. But th^t’s why you prep^re yourself ^nd w^rn your doctor in c^se they don’t w^nt to de^l with th^t. <:
[|87 :: 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s a flatter;n and ;nt;mate prospect to have a pat;ent des;re more than just my med;cal serv;ces. However 1 th;nk a clear set of boundar;es for my serv;ces would spare these pat;ents the embarrassment of my pol;te decl;ne of romant;c advances for my quadrants are f;lled.
[|87 :: See you get ;t
:> Among my few regrets in life is not being honest when someone vivisected me th^t it w^sn’t just for scientific purposes. Th^t w^s p^rt of it. But not ^ll. #suggestive Being honest would’ve been too emb^rr^ssing, but…I shouldn’t h^ve done it. I won’t do it ^g^in. So I w^nt to c^ution others. For the s^ke of those like you. <:
[|87 :: 1t ;s greatly apprec;ated on behalf of the med;culler pract;t;oners out there. Wh;le 1 techn;cally cannot speak for us all, honesty ;s key for the pat;ent doctor dynam;c to funct;on.
[|87 :: 1 hope they th;nk of me whenever they get the;r ;nject;ons #yearn;n
[|87 :: Hmmmmm 1 th;nk 1 should perhaps expand my ;nfluence. T00 many pr;vate healthcare compan;es fuk;n th;ns over
[|87 :: Rem;nder to take your meds. 1 KNOW you were prescr;bed them for a reason
WAY AHEAD OF YA.
[|87 :: through extens;ve research 1 have d;scovered that ;f you have a pat;ent who ;s tweak;n on meth, ;t m;ght not be a g00d ;dea to g;ve them more meth... #substance
no shit bro tf
[|87 :: 1 wanted to see what would happen and now 1 know not to tussle w;th capta;n crack sparrow
Take your medication.
i already did today mr president! took em with my first meal of the day like i do each day
Excellent work!
but i d0n't want t0.
Foolish.
[|87 :: You know what, 1’m start;n to th;nk that ;t should totally be legal to try and ra;se the dead.
I've got a list for you that I want to kick in the bulge.
[|87 :: 1’m l;sten;n!
Here you go. [AC sent THELIST.txt]
[|87 :: 1’m fur;ously wr;t;n th;s down btw
Number five and number 69 are top priority.
[|87 :: Noted! 1 w;ll get r;ght on those
[|87 :: Bro no way me talk;n about w;zard pussy ;s what got my kult h;gher than my kull, 1’m fuk;n dead [|X7
[|87 :: Why the fuk are we talk;n about w;zard pussy? Lmao #nsfw?
cuz its awesome ;)
I genuinely have no idea
[|87 :: Honestly fa;r. 1 mean ;t ;s mag;c so you can do some freaky sh;t w;th w;zard pussy
[|87 :: 1t’s #f;rearmfr;day and th;s week 1’m blow;n holes through th;s sack of und;sclosed mystery meat w;th my Mos;n Nagant. Or as 1 l;ke to call ;t, “The sh;t st;ck™️” #gore #guns #horror #slavmaxx;n
☆ fuKK yeah babey we love the shit stiKK☆
[|87 :: Only th;n better would be the PPSH. Gog what 1 would do to get my hands on one of those SMG’s
[|87 :: 1'm smok;n on that fuk;n Y2K futur;sm pack! #substance
Hey, that water I drank made my tummy hurt.
[|87 :: You may need to get some cancer screen;ns my guy.
No it was just a really big burp.
[|87 :: that's a rel;ef
[|87 :: Legal;ze mar;nara #substance???
i'm smxking that shit that made trxllbama a hit at wedddings lxl
[|87 :: ;nstant #rech;t
[|87 :: Oh sh;t we beetle post;n on the TL now? sweet 1 love arthropods!
[|87 :: 1 suggest we all take a moment to apprec;ate the s;mpler th;ns ;n l;fe. L;ke bugs, and drugs and c00l sh;t l;ke that. #substance
"= bugs ="
[|87 :: 1 am pleased to announce that 1 am jo;n;n the War on Drugs on the s;de of Drugs #substance
>> Me too, Haડtur, me too
[|87 :: We are now brothers ;n arms. 1 w;ll l;ght a phat d00b;e ;n your honor for jo;n;n our ranks!
>> Thank you my fr¡end 💪 ¡'11 take an ed¡b1e or ડmth 1mfao
HEAR HEAR!
[|87 :: That's the sp;r;t!!
[|87 :: My h;gher kull score confuses me cons;der;n how many people apparently l;ke me. Th;s ;s why 1 prefer b;ology over mathemat;cs.
"= tell me about it. :). ="
[|87 :: G00d gog 1 need them to cover me ;n fuk;n l;pst;ck sta;ns after 1 shotgun a bong r;p ;nto the;r k;ss #substance #vaguepost;n #suggest;ve
c< gOg yes, speaKiN straigHt 2 My pusHer witH tHat ONe >c
[|87 :: See you get ;t
c< i MeaN, i tHiNK i wOuld, giveN i aM a, aNd i quOte "piece Of sHit s2Ner" 2 quOte a certaiN frieNd Of MiNe >c
[|87 :: There ;s someth;n deeply ;nt;mate about r;pp;n the bong w;th your matespr;t. 1 should smoke w;th both of m;ne aga;n s00n actually…
c< iNdeed it is.... i sHOuld dO tHat as well, actually! >c
[|87 :: That smell…that smelly smell…that smelly smell that smells…smelly…FAT DOOB1ES! #substace
c< yeaHHHHH >c