Hastur Sabbot
@alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: Yo ;t’s the fuk;n local plug for all of your coughs, colds, and var;ous cond;t;ons! 1n my mad sc;ent;st arc don’t m;nd the exper;ments. Dm open slow reply
Here is a “quick” updated OOC description of my fantroll. Before going in depth here are my account boundaries - No serious quad flirting, platonic/comedic comments or general hornyposting remarks are fine - expect frequent posts oriented around #horror / #body horror #gore #substance and occasional #nsfw / #nsfwe themes. If this bothers you either block the tags or the account, I totally get it. - I won’t block blood color/mutant chasers but just know your advances will accepted with intent to turn you into a vivisection With that garbage out of the way here is the actual fucking character introduction: Your name is HASTUR SABBOT and you are a wanted troll…Well sort of. You are wanted for various reasons. Reasons ranging from your blood color to your illegal medical operations, but as far as the highbloods are concerned they will leave you alone if you keep “treating” them as “patients” in need of “medicine”. You are the village doctor in your little community, and despite not having any medical certifications you are very efficient with drug based treatments. Even while being known to get high on your own supply you are surprisingly competent…most of the time at least. When you are not getting blasted off of your seemingly never ending supply of joints, you conceal your face with a plague doctor mask. This ironically enough, with your tattered robes makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Nice going dumbass! Your lusus is an abyssal vulture, and you totally don’t run a cult that anticipates the end of the universe by the awakening of the blind idiot god. Nor do you anticipate the extinction of your species by the vast glub. That would be silly to assume you worship such ancient evils of cosmic origin and biologically dubious nature. Your name is purely coincidental and not at all related to the king in yellow. Well at least that’s what you tell anyone who isn’t interested in joining. Your hive is hidden in the middle of the fucking woods for some totally legal reason and you have the perimeter guarded with homebrewed “genefreaks” as you call them. Your labs remain deep underground with rigorous security in place to keep out anyone who would dare interfere with your scientific marvels. Your quadrants are frankly nobody else’s business but despite that you are quite open about your pale relationship with Pounce, and red/black poly with Sleepi and Mallek. You have interests in firearms, substances, historical literature, the occult, bio-engineering, disease studies, parasites, and medical practices of dubious ethics. What shall you do? https://i.imgur.com/Af798mb.png https://i.imgur.com/5qapEoi.png https://hive.beebbeebboob.ru/posts/IMG_042.png
[|87 :: Haven’t been th;s h;gh ;n a long wh;le. Sh;t got me feel;n l;ke royalty. Call me capta;n clark the way 1 be rul;n me Ottoman Emp;re here #substance
[ "Would you love me if I were a worm" I can easily test that. I will turn you into a worm and find out how entertaining you are as a worm. Then I will change you back and let you know how much I hated it and wanted only death for you. ]
[ I noticed you, freaky little blue thing. HMMMM, I would not get entertainment if Ted were to be explained by you, because he cannot speak and I do not want to hear him. ]
[ What. ]
[ Why are you talking about me as if I passed the hell away. ]
[ I am not a seabound husband and if I was it certainly would not be yours. ]
[ YES. I AM. ]
[|87 :: 1 am no longer wheelcha;r bound. Now ;ts t;me to test how fast 1 can run w;th these new ;mplants. F;rst 1 need a su;table target…1’m sure 1 can f;nd one s00n enough #bodyhorror #horror
[|87 :: T;me to bust out the scalpel and bone saw once more for #slash;ngsaterday
prꙮ tip: a "master ꙮf all fꙮur elements" sꙮunds scary, but they are never as bad as a master ꙮf all 118 elements. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Yeah I think we got some masters of uranium with the special Fission Technique
> 119 element2, actually <
> 1 d12covered a new element about a month or 2o ago named 1t Mendax1um <
They hate when I say "objectively speaking," because I probably crunched the numbers. It's probably objective. And I probably have bad news to say.
I have been doing this for quite some time, Miss Ma'am. I know what I am.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f218a7296af.png this is what that one night vale song is abt
B★h.
☆happy #firearmfriday don’t forget to use your friends for target praKtice☆
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[|87 :: Just mag dumped some chud who sa;d that vacc;nes are useless. Feel;n l;ke a k;n rn #f;rearmfr;day
X It was the just thing to do x
[|87 :: Damn r;ght ;t was
[|87 :: *1N THE FUK1NG HEV VO1CE* Coca;ne, adm;n;stered Dopam;ne levels, ;ncreased Heartrate, elevated Cort;sol levels, decreas;ng Seek product;ve outlet #substance
[|87 :: 1f he don’t get a boner from hav;n to unholster all my conceal carry f;rearms when str;pp;n me then 1 don’t want h;m! #nsfw #f;rearmfr;day #freakyfr;day
[|87 :: G00d gog 1 need a bump r;ght now #substance
[|87 :: D;d 1 just get fuk;n st;ck bugged by the m;crob;al l;fe ;n my Petr; d;sh?
[|87 :: “L;sten, just prom;se me you w;ll exper;ence wh;te g;rl mus;c wh;le stoned” - one of my pat;ents very obv;ously stoned L;ke cmon man 1 do that sh;t every week. 1t’s peak! #substance
[|87 :: The flesh cent;pede has escaped to the vent;lat;on shaft. 1 feel l;ke 1’m play;n fnaf ;n th;s b;tch to try and catch ;t! #bodyhorror #horror
[|87 :: Fuck that’s br;ll;ant! 1’ll need at least a 5x15 yard sheet
[|87 :: Thanks! 1’ll need ;t ;f 1 wanna prevent another lobotom;te from gett;n eaten al;ve.
X Man we should have a chittr smoke sesh. Like we just meet up and pass joints, bongs, edibles, dabs, and kush oil around. #substance #chittrsesh? x
Along with a copious amount of psychedelics and narcotics that not even the pharmaceutical industry would fuck with, yes?
hell yeah #weedwednesday #substance
Would be there in a heartbeat.
X Maybe not narcotics, keep it a bit more chill x
X #substance** x
Eh, a function is a function. As long as I get to hit my limited edition South Park Eric Cart-man DMT cart with original sound 8ites from the show that play upon hitting it, I'll 8e gr8!
X Have you ripped that before or would it be the first time? #substance x
I've ripped it the first time at Furann's function, shit was pretty tight.
X And it isn’t actually just fent? I’m shocked #substance x
I know right!? I was pretty damn surprised myself! ::::)
[|87 :: Smash;n my prof;t records and pass;n the blunt to @justCall;e and @packageHandler Oh and my boy @barackObama always gets a h;t from the blunt #substance
:33 < smash
[|87 :: 1 w;ll cons;der th;s a compl;ment.
[|87 :: Well s;nce th;s ;s apparently peak horny hours 1 th;nk 1 w;ll extract myself from ch;tter for a wh;le and resume my lab work...Wa;t a m;nute 1 need to get back to the paras;te labs before the new spec;mens hatch! The;r host should be d;splay;n cogn;t;ve changes at any moment now. #horror #bodyhorror
[|87 :: 1t ;s greatly apprec;ated
[|87 :: 1 w;ll not part;c;pate ;n th;s "smash or pass" trend. However 1 w;ll say that a g00d port;on of th;s s;te's userbase ;ndeed l00ks l;ke lovely spec;mens to d;ssect and v;ew under an electron m;croscope for sc;ent;f;c research on the;r g;ven caste and/or spec;es. (w;th consent and a wa;ver of l;ab;l;ty of course!) #nsfw ? #nsfwe ? #gore #v;olence #horror #med;calhorror
is pounce smash or pass, tho?
xDD
[|87 :: Smash, next quest;on
h33eh33!! ://33
[|87 :: 1 do not have "that b;tch dog ;n heat" ;n me. But what 1 do have ;s a snarl;n beast that w;shes to feast upon the flesh of the deceased, and 1 blame my lusus for th;s m;ndset. (st;ll love h;m though) #nsfw? #horror #gore (to be safe)
[|87 :: 1 have been ;nformed by my matespr;t that desp;te me be;n non-b;nary and masc present;n that 1 am st;ll "ev;l lesb;an core" and 1 don't know how to ;nterpret th;s ;nformat;on.
[|87 :: Does be;n "one of the g;rls" contr;bute to th;s conclus;on? That ;s my work;n hypothes;s at least.
I ZEE IT..
[|87 :: Does th;s make me an "honorary lesb;an" or someth;ng?
YEAH
[|87 :: 1 shall wear th;s l;ke a badge of honor.