Hastur Sabbot
@alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: Yo ;t’s the fuk;n local plug for all of your coughs, colds, and var;ous cond;t;ons! 1n my mad sc;ent;st arc don’t m;nd the exper;ments. Dm open slow reply
cant believe i went from @barackObama s pearlsonal trainer to @alarmingApothecary s assistant nurse smdh
[|87 :: What happened wh;le 1 was gone?
CANT U )(URRY UP BRO he aint stable and the bleedin aint stoppin get yo ass here asap!!!
[|87 :: 1 w;ll prep my operat;n r00m at once. You have my co-ord;nates
[|87 :: For #f;rearmfr;day 1 w;ll be sell;n my spec;alty bone fragment buckshot for anyone who wants to stock up! #gore
☆ oooooog you gotta give me the sKematiKs for it☆
>>| .oh shoot. .i'd like to buy them .actually.
[|87 :: 1 keep ;t ;n my th;nkpan so 1 can avo;d the possess;on of dangerous knowledge charges but 1’ll show you ;n person one day
[|87 :: 1 got 12 20 and 8 gauge for sale
sabbot
[|87 :: 1 have been summoned?
[|87 :: 1 should probably create a terms of serv;ce requ;r;n my pat;ents to stop fl;rt;n w;th me wh;le 1 am elbow deep ;nto the;r chest cav;ty, or do;n any operat;on for that matter because that was a very odd ;nteract;on. #suggest;ve #gore #doctorproblems
One can scarcely be expec†ed †o main†ain proper e†ique††e while †heir very hear† is being handled so in†ima†ely. I know I would no†... #sugges†ive #gore
:> Yes they c^n be. And before you come for me I enjoy the s^me sort of thing, but h^ving m^nners ^bout it is import^nt. <:
I absolu†ely agree †ha† decorum is preferable in any circums†ance. My poin† was merely †ha† main†aining i† becomes ra†her difficul† when one’s mind is clouded by anes†hesia and one’s ches† has been opened wi†h deligh†ful in†ensi†y...#gore #subs†ance
:> I me^n sure. Th^t is pretty hot. But th^t’s why you prep^re yourself ^nd w^rn your doctor in c^se they don’t w^nt to de^l with th^t. <:
[|87 :: 1 w;ll adm;t ;t ;s a flatter;n and ;nt;mate prospect to have a pat;ent des;re more than just my med;cal serv;ces. However 1 th;nk a clear set of boundar;es for my serv;ces would spare these pat;ents the embarrassment of my pol;te decl;ne of romant;c advances for my quadrants are f;lled.
[|87 :: See you get ;t
:> Among my few regrets in life is not being honest when someone vivisected me th^t it w^sn’t just for scientific purposes. Th^t w^s p^rt of it. But not ^ll. #suggestive Being honest would’ve been too emb^rr^ssing, but…I shouldn’t h^ve done it. I won’t do it ^g^in. So I w^nt to c^ution others. For the s^ke of those like you. <:
[|87 :: 1t ;s greatly apprec;ated on behalf of the med;culler pract;t;oners out there. Wh;le 1 techn;cally cannot speak for us all, honesty ;s key for the pat;ent doctor dynam;c to funct;on.
what do you mean i can’t keep the new york mutant rats!
[|87 :: New york rats are a b;o-weapon.
got my dam fin blown off playin ts smh would do it again #violence #gore #body-horror
[|87 :: Do you need an operat;on?
yah man ngl biat it
[|87 :: 1 w;ll try to f;t you ;nto my schedule. For now s;nce 1'm assum;n ;t went THROUGH your f;n, get some gauze and pack the wound. A hemoph;l;c spray would be ;deal to stop the bleed;n.
[|87 :: through extens;ve research 1 have d;scovered that ;f you have a pat;ent who ;s tweak;n on meth, ;t m;ght not be a g00d ;dea to g;ve them more meth... #substance
no shit bro tf
[|87 :: 1 wanted to see what would happen and now 1 know not to tussle w;th capta;n crack sparrow
Honestly no one ever taught me how to drive I just figured it out through TRIAL AND ERROR~ Did you know the little BELT THING by the door is used to keep you from VIOLENTLY FLYING OUT of a scuttlebuggy windshield when you CRASH IT~?
[|87 :: Pro t;p, 1f you see red l;ghts on the scuttlebug ;n front of you ;t's a sk;ll check to see how fast you can break [|;7
Starting to realize I'm going to need a new DRUG DEALER now~ Probably going to be rough finding any QUALITY ONES, I need that shit the MILITARY gives their soldiers to stay AWAKE and FERAL~ #substances
☆ I’d reKommend @alarmingApothecary hes got that good shit down to a science☆
Heeeey~ Aren't you a HELPFUL little thing~ I'll keep them in mind~ Thank you~
☆ don’t Kall me that, but no problem. More so to gas up the homie than anything else☆
[|87 :: 1 can supply you w;th var;ous chem;cal concoct;ons. You say you need m;l;tary grade st;mulants? well 1 got a select;on for you
[|87 :: https://med;a1.tenor.com/m/ExAZptd3EpUAAAAC/sm;l;n-fr;ends-psych;cpebbles.g;f
My DMs are OPEN for business then, SABBATON~ SKRILLA ain't no THANG to this bitch~ MONEY flows like WATER when you're this BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED~
[|87 :: 1 gotchu covered!
[|87 :: You know what, 1’m start;n to th;nk that ;t should totally be legal to try and ra;se the dead.
I've got a list for you that I want to kick in the bulge.
[|87 :: 1’m l;sten;n!
Here you go. [AC sent THELIST.txt]
[|87 :: 1’m fur;ously wr;t;n th;s down btw
Number five and number 69 are top priority.
[|87 :: Noted! 1 w;ll get r;ght on those
ActUally! I have changed my mind. There is a fact I know aboUt mating! That is also YSFW ("Yes! Safe For Work". Is what that acronym means. Haha). It is the coUrtship ritUal of the white-spotted pUfferfish! The males of the species will spend over a week constrUcting elaborate geometric patterns in the sand. For the females to lay their eggs in. How amazing! I think little of love and coUrtship. BUt. Even I woUld be impressed! ・・・𝛾
[|87 :: 1 th;nk these f;sh m;ght be onto someth;n