

Hastur Sabbot
@alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: Yo ;t’s the fuk;n local plug for all of your coughs, colds, and var;ous cond;t;ons! 1n my mad sc;ent;st arc don’t m;nd the exper;ments. Dm open slow reply

[|87 :: My matespr;t ;s slowly becom;n better at sneak;n ;nto my drug stash. Th;s may pose as a problem... #substance

[|87 :: Guys should 1 create a program for broke ahh trolls and lowbl00ds w;th barkbeast sh;t ;nsurance that sends one of my b;o-weapons to v;olently k;ll any n00k sn;ff;n d;rtbag that den;es coverage for l;fe sav;n med;culler serv;ces? Had a pat;ent den;ed coverage for a fuk;n bl00d pusher surgery and 1 feel l;ke 1 need to threaten these guys to g;ve me my damn caegers l;ke some sh;t out of the sopranos!! #doctorproblems #v;olence

[|87 :: 1t do be #f;rearmfr;day so t;me to blast holes ;n pumpk;ns aga;n!

[|87 :: “1 refuse to d;e so ;nstead of keel;n over 1 just ;nject myself w;th st;mulants and tweak out” One of my favor;te quotes of a recent pat;ent…gog help me #substance #doctorproblems

[|87 :: You know, maybe ;f 1 r;p the bong enough t;mes 1 w;ll forget about the metaphor;cal horrors that want to eat me from the ;ns;de out. fuk ;t we ball, spark;n up a phatty bowl #substance

[|87 :: Trouble ;s ;n parad;se r;ght now but at least parad;se ;sn't lost...gog 1 w;sh they would just let me hold them. #vaguepost;ng #yearn;ng

[|87 :: Hmmm maybe 1 do need a lobotomy #v;olence #cw-selfharm

[|87 :: 1n honor of the f;rst #f;rearmfr;day of the sp00k;est season 1’ll be us;n pumpk;ns and the usual shadow droppers as targets today. Come on down ;f you wanna blow sh;t up #v;olence

[|87 :: Pat;ent has been relocated to “the tweaker ward” Pat;ent ;s host;le, alert, and act;vely bugg;n the fuk out rn, please don’t g;ve h;m any st;mulants no matter how v;olently he threatens you w;th a spork. - an excerpt of my recent notes just to g;ve an ;dea of wtf 1 have to deal w;th #doctorproblems #substance #med;calhorror #weloveourmed;cullers

[|87 :: Welp break ;s over, back to mend;n th;s p00r purple sod’s r;bcage St;ll surpr;sed my drugs haven’t put h;m under, maybe he has developed a tolerance to morph;ne. 1 may have to try ketam;ne or fentanyl ;f th;s pattern cont;nues. 1 must adm;t however, th;s clown does know how to crack jokes. #gore #bodyhorror #med;calhorror #substance

[|87 :: “Smok;n grass and clapp;n ass” ;s not a formal prescr;pt;on, however 1 do th;nk ;t would greatly benef;t some of my pat;ents to get some b;tches on the;r bulge to start do;n so #nsfw

[|87 :: whenever a pat;ent under my care says 1 am a "handsome troll" or otherw;se calls me hot, 1 need to f;ght the urge to wr;te some stup;d sh;t ;n my pat;ent notes l;ke "pat;ent was consc;ous and "alert"" or "pat;ent was ;rrat;onally horny" #suggest;ve? #doctorproblems

[|87 :: Feel;n ;nsp;red, m;ght create another affront to gog ;n my lab for sh;ts and g;ggles. Let’s see, do 1 go w;th g;ant paras;t;c wasps, sent;ent meat chunks, or a computer made out of a human and troll th;nkpan cells? Many opt;ons to ch00se from… #bodyhorror

[|87 :: 1 have surv;ved horrors beyond my comprehens;on because 1 s;mply cannot comprehend them. Checkmate

[|87 :: Update, my matespr;t saw my post and has already broken ;nto my h;ve w;th a bucket. Pray for my pelv;c bone chat 1 th;nk 1’m go;n back ;n the wheelcha;r by the end of ;t. #nsfw #suggest;ve

[|87 :: 1 need to get some n00k on my bulge pronto. 1 th;nk 1’ll pay my matespr;t a surpr;se v;s;t ton;ght. #nsfw

[|87 :: “More pen;c;ll;n, less mold” 1s a very funny request when you th;nk about ;t

[|87 :: Brb gonna go grab an SKS and go ;nna w00ds type sh;t Send ch;t #f;nnadosometh;ng;llegal

[|87 :: Ok chem;cals have f;nally been cleaned. Hazmat do;n g00d work as always. Anyway back to totally legal act;v;t;es

[|87 :: As much as 1 love my matespr;ts 1 have to adm;t they are certa;nly…extra w;th some th;ngs So don’t ask about the gauze over my neck. 1nstead focus on my f;re f;t and ;nt;m;dat;n presence wh;le 1 get back to work. #suggest;ve





