Hastur Sabbot
@alarmingApothecary
[|87 :: Yo ;t’s the fuk;n local plug for all of your coughs, colds, and var;ous cond;t;ons! [|87:: also no don’t ask about the d00msday cult ; have no ;dea what your on about [|;7 #substance #nsfw
[|87 :: Some group of span;sh speak;n h00ded f;gures started hang;n these th;ns around my property. 1'm t;red of other cults try;n to outsh;ne me! https://;.etsystat;c.com/27895958/r/;l/11988d/7424225209/;l_fullxfull.7424225209_okb2.jpg #cultleaderproblems
[|87 :: 1 want to be the om;nous cloud of smoke that g;ves h;m a fuk;n pan;c attack. #vaguepost;n #yearn;n
[|87 :: Yo @ardentCreature we should go sk;nwalker hunt;n. We m;ght f;nd some c00l bugs along the way! 1 have heard many a tale of th;s human “crypt;d” and 1 want to v;v;sect ;t. 1’ll let you eat the organs 1 throw away ;f you can sn;ff one of them out! #horror #<>goals #bad;deamaxx;n
o o!! pounce go lok fur crypt33d fur meowrail hastur!! tink organ yum??
[|87 :: Ton;ght we d;ne on the flesh of the beast! Or some other ;nsp;rat;onal sh;t lmao
[|87 :: 1n need of some more pat;ents. Would anyone on th;s s;te per chance des;re a lobotomy? 1 prom;se to use a metal p;ck ;nstead of a w00den one th;s t;me...less spl;nters. As ;ncent;ve ;ll g;ve you a free sp;nal tap to check for fuk;n cancer or some sh;t lmao. #doctorproblems #v;olence
[|87 :: 1 also prov;de drug treatments ;f you would prefer to forget who you are for about a week. 1 got plenty of drug cockta;ls 1 have been dy;n to try. #substance
I think my thinkpan is scrambled en♡ugh.. </3
[|87 :: FUK 1T, 1’m jo;n;n #ev;lgang
"= how are you even getting high with that mask on. i gotta try that. by the way. my face has been public for far too long, ha, though yours maybe isn't my kind of uh, face to wear. ="
[|87 :: st;ck a vape ;nto the beak and you can hotbox yourself anywhere you go [|;7 alternat;vely you could get one of those bong gas masks l;ke th;s one https://m.med;a-amazon.com/;mages/1/91+ntmrKEdL.jpg #substance
"= that looks. terrifying. haha. i'm not much of a #substance user but i see the value, in uh, like, misted sopor or something. ="
[|87 :: Was at the range earl;er and the troll ;n the row next to me had a quarter s;zed shot group;n on the target. 1 would have been more ;mpressed and less horr;f;ed ;f the bullet holes weren't placed where the target's bulge would be. #wtf #guns #nsfw?
Realizing my dumbass didn’t really put a character intro so here we go! Your name is HASTUR SABBOT and you are a wanted troll. You are wanted for various reasons ranging from your blood color to your illegal medical operations, but as far as the highbloods are concerned they will leave you alone if you keep “treating” them as “patients” in need of “medicine”. You are the village doctor in your little community despite not having any medical certifications you are very efficient with drug based treatments. Despite being known for getting high on your own supply you are surprisingly competent…most of the time at least. When you are not getting blasted off of your seemingly never ending supply of joints you conceal your face with a plague doctor mask, which ironically enough with your tattered robes makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Nice going dumbass! Your lusus is an abyssal vulture and you totally don’t run a cult that anticipates the end of the universe by the awakening of the blind idiot god. That would be silly to assume you worship such ancient evils of cosmic origin and biologically dubious nature. Your name is purely coincidental and not at all related to the king in yellow who holds secrets of forbidden knowledge and dark plays or literature. Well at least that’s what you tell anyone who isn’t interested in joining. Your quadrants are frankly nobody else’s business but you are quite open about your pale relationship with Pounce, the local feral cat of a troll. You have interests in firearms, substances, historical literature, the occult, and medical practices of dubious ethics. What shall you do? https://imgur.com/a/msE5PfL#Af798mb #substance
[|87 :: For the last t;me. Coca;ne does NOT stop ps;on;c ghosts from mess;ng w;th you or your electron;cs…;t *1S* g00d for the ghosts ;n your bl00d however #substances #plaguepost;ng
[|87 :: 1 have a M1GHTY NEED…for WEED! #substance
