♦ pitied by @alarmingApothecary
CANT U )(URRY UP BRO he aint stable and the bleedin aint stoppin get yo ass here asap!!!
last nite was littt #fightnight
sabbot
WHY WOULD I SLEEP IN A CUPE im not letting sludge seep into my SKIN????
what do you mean i can’t keep the new york mutant rats!
theres a coddsm hole in my fin bro naut like i got a chpice here!! but ok notdd #violence #gore #body-horror
yah man ngl biat it
1m 4w4k guh wh0 w4nt m3 #4sk1ng4g41n #B0r3d #D3sp3r4t3
i wish i told him to stay the night even if means i wouldnt be able to be on here until he fell asleep
got my dam fin blown off playin ts smh would do it again #violence #gore #body-horror
I c⟁n't ye⟁rn p◎st bec⟁use I ⟁m he⟁rtless!
7eah i'm overthinking things
fuck wrong button im back on the feed
embed fail im culling myZelf tomorrow
I need to tthink before I hit enter ssometimess
i neeDD ♀o be culleDD anDD i DDon'♀ ♀hink i♀ ma♀♀ers if i♀'s ♀he al♀ernian way or ♀he beforan way
Hey, that water I drank made my tummy hurt.
H4PP3N3D JUST TOD4Y.. >:/
Oh shit I didn't get my quest.
WOK3 UP TOD4Y W1TH 4 H34D4CH3 4ND THROW1NG UP! FUN! #3M3TOPHOB14
if i DDiDDn'♀ ge♀ ♀o be a perver♀ ♀hen my life woulDD have ac♀ually zero meaning so i have ♀ha♀ i guess
>> Thank you my fr¡end 💪 ¡'11 take an ed¡b1e or ડmth 1mfao
⊹₊˚{ THERE IS LITERALLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH EVERY MAN WHOS GOT GILLS }~ࡇ\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i GENUINELY dont know why i even bother anymore! EVEN COMMONERS TREAT ME BETTER THAN THIS!!!! #girlglubbing #UGHHHH }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Right? Somehow the vibes aren't really pointing towards #hornyposting tonight.
screw #hornyposting its #lonelyposting time
I Thought I Could Be Here But I Was Wrong. He Doesn't Want Me Waiting For Him Like A Mangy Barkbeast Lingering Too Close To A Hive It's Used To Getting Scraps From Anyway.
᯽ my apologies for talking about my outings so much. i have not left the prairie... ever. so i am a bit excited. haha. ᯽
I'm Scheduling The Removal Of This Old Tattoo. It Is Going To Hurt Like " Hell " But It Was A Long Time Coming- I Hate That This Branding Was Ever On My Skin.
paileDD myself 5 ♀imes ♀onigh♀ so far which is above average for me
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Hive update it's still not bigger on the inside https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/sad.ing.gif
=oXO i think i was maybe asking for that hate react there so i don,t even feel like it isn,t nice' if anything i think that i was probably accidentally baiting it to the point where hate reacting was actually the nice option =oXO
si♀♀ing here wi♀h my bulge in my fronDD ♀rying ♀o feel some♀hing
it true! hastur k33p pounce occupied a lot :))
uuhhh i dunno it just kinda smells weird like bad i guess. they better not have keeled over wwe have rentt...
I'M COVERED IN FUCKING BUG BITES. GOG FORBID I STEP OUTSIDE.
I Have Been Pouring Over My Passed On Moirail's Belongings. None Of It Smells Like Him Anymore. It Upsets Me Very Much.
someone ♀olDD me "you've DDone no♀hing wrong" anDD i haDD ♀o jus♀ lay DDown on ♀he floor for a bi♀
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 failed #GoonSobriety @~,,,@
s♀op pi♀ying my chi♀s i'm li♀erally normal
ok neverminDD i ♀hough♀ abou♀ wha♀ i♀ woulDD be like if no one in♀erac♀eDD wi♀h my pos♀s anDD now i'm crying you can keep pi♀ying if you wan♀
yeah i DDo ♀ha♀ a lo♀ ♀oo some♀imes i♀ DDoesn'♀ work ♀hough
you ever pail yourself while crying? unDDerra♀eDD
i♀'s so fuckeDD up ♀ha♀ cumming means you have ♀o s♀op jerking off for a bi♀
Nuh uh
Drinked it........
Uhm Hastur..... I already drinked it....
pounce also like stripedbeast! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b9ef81ad860.png #pounceart
[[ Edited Pounce's OOC post I pinned to have his references. :)) ]]
yes yes!! pounce make many new furriends! pounce exited! :DD
<> <>!!! hastur!!! hiii!!! pounce pale fur mew! <> <>
pounce draw roarbeasts! pounce love pounce lionsona!!!! :DD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e8a0735d532.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2221ecb7193.png #pounceart
// Ngl I am so tempted to allow multiship because there's def people I see and I'm just OOOOOGH I GOTTA TOSS RED AT EM but alas
（￣□￣；）Maybe...? I mean, I dunno!! Trolls either find me scary or weird, so maybe I don't have that potential anyway.
Σ(ﾟ口ﾟ;)// Not necessary! It might make them assume there is romantic potential between us! I can't have that!!
━(((;ﾟДﾟ)))━!!! HOW DO IDELETE A CHI T HELLO
Thinking about that fuckass elephant again. Pisses me off.
☽☾ I have to start matespritmaxxing ! and kismesismaxxing !!! does anyone want to offer themselves as backups in case my current romantic entanglements fall through ?
// -rubs face discovering cronii are getting blocked by proxy of alts' actions- sigh.
✝+ I am going to ignore that for the rest of eternity and go pray or something. Or die. +✝
#imnothing #myjuice
g꩜regle what d꩜es it mean t꩜ suddenly be places with n꩜ mem꩜ry ꩜f h꩜w y꩜u g꩜t there
:33 < i miss my matespurrit :((
i miss my friends / people are so important to me / i wish i could keep / everyone important to me / in my pocket
teal lady asked me to take some pics of her befure she left.... sighhh is this yearning? I keep looking at them and...I think im yearning :(...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
>> ¡t doeડ, doeડn't ¡t?? And to a1wayડ have compan¡onડh¡p, w¡thout ડo much reડponડ¡b¡1¡ty. ડ¡ghh..
8=8 > dont BARKing tell me what to do
:33 < i pawlso didnt sl33p too long, mr. purrmusk :((
8=8 > I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IM BLAMING YOU FOR ALL MY PROBLEMS
i bet id look great vwith a codpiece. problem is id be painting a nice big target on my back.
this cane aint doin much for me not knockin my horns into doorways tho 38/
got my eyes taken out n replaced 38D an upgrade for KICKING ASS when im strifin
dunno how otter suckas do it this whorl blindness thing is borin af 38/
blind for the nedt 2 lights so dokt comr at me fpr how bad the podts gwt ghx doc u tha best fr @alarmingApothecary #gore
Ɏ it is cupe time my finishing thoughts a-a-are tha-a-at i'm sorry i'm not better & i a-a-am not More but i a-a-am doing my best a-a-and i hope you a-a-are too Ɏ
EVERYONE WANTS MY LUKEWARM, REHEATED NACHOS.
fucking hell, spent twenty minutes trying to figure out why somebody’s front door wouldn’t unlock their spare key had worn down so much it barely matched the cuts anymore. should've known that by how it looked
God, next thin you knoww he's gonna start wwritin these for the female vversions of the guys, wwhich means I might be in his fuckin sights #cullcronus
Don't forget they're both doin all this on #yuriday for fucks sake!!!
There's twwo, the other wwho I'm dealin wwith is fatphobic and fetishizes lesbians #cullcronus #iwwillrepeatthisisallhappeninon #yuriday
accidentally broke off one of the strings of my bass while strumming it that is so annoying >:/
>> OKAY for the Record, for ડomeone who juડt 1¡ked th¡ડ comment. ¡ don't actua11y th¡nk ¡ want anybody to ડp¡t ¡n my mouth 1mfao ¡ juડt 1¡ke the v¡beડ.
🛡️Wake me up when this T-virus™ is over. 🗡️
>> You are r¡ght, ¡ do have ડevera1 anx¡ety baડed cond¡t¡onડ. ^ ^
this what happens when u aint used to goin without goggles for so long smdh commentin on ppl posts w no rite context BLU)(
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➡️⬇️↘️ HS Sometimes I wonder... was my ancestor an even bigger chud than I or could they have been one of those fierce fuchsias.
It is hard to be emotionally distant when she acts like this! Chittr, I need tips on detachment.
I reiterate. None of you are my friends. This is intentional. Keeping you at prong's length is necessary. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
i think i fcuked up makin lunch https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d7b0c7ccb93d.jpg
>> ¡ don't know what ¡ d¡d to deડerve th¡ડ but my h¡p ¡ડ abડo1ute1y k¡11¡ng me juડt the one!! ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ waડ even ડ1eep¡ng on that ડ¡de, he1p
hhfhfffff.... Why c☘︎uldn't t☘︎day be a day ☘︎ff f☘︎r me!!! I just want t☘︎ g☘︎ h☘︎me and scratch an itch that DESPERATELY needs itching Bwehhhhh #nsfw #suggestive? #idkh☘︎wt☘︎tagshit
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I woke up this morning stricken with a curse so deadly it makes my constant splitting migraines feel like splinters in the skin of my heel: I have a tummyache.
Happy mother's day, even though I don't exactly have a mother per se.
im a mother but a pretty shit one at that so do what you will with that information
H4PPY MOTH3R'S D4Y, 1 GU3SS!!! M1N3 1SN'T 4L1V3, SO WH4T3V3R. >:T
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I wanna go to the club again. :/ ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
if y'want a 6ood read on my brain funCtionin', i just almost responded to someone tellin' me they were asleep by sayin' "yeah i do that too sometimes" like... yeah? no shit? >◡<
I miss eating chocolate ngl
ykw would be nice is if my cool god tier powers let me )(-EAL myshellf unconditionally then i wouldnt have had to be cooped up like an injured hammerbeast 38/ if i wanna heal i gotta sap that shit from someone else
Seriously though which entity did I anger to like. Cause like. Several people to act pitch to me, none of them even trolls.
I am suffering. To the left.
we all gonna sit here tonight and pretend i didnt get my shit so royally rocked at #fightnight i had to be given medical attention ocray? yeah? cool
my confession / is that i'm secretly / not very confident
PLEASE I CAN NOT SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES HELP ME
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, My confession is Mr. Ozatap uses too much cologne on meeting days. Also my tattoo is infected. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Ugh, my head hurts. I may have concussed myself whilst 'coffin-rotting'
Twenty Minutes Without My Wife Fate Is A Cruel And Unusual Mistress #wifeposting
K--<hrt makes my bulge hurt i hate my this #nsfw
why do i have old videos from my childhood stuck in my head what do you mean i still know the lyrics to "yeah toast"???
Not even evil enough for the power r★nger... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/149★50★bbc51.png
i dont havwe a nook. or a bulge right novw, actually, but thatll be fixed soon im sure. nevwer had a nook though chief #nsfwv
retht in peace my granny thhe got hit by a bazooka
<d3rlord3> Well considering the king in yellow downloaded the knowledge of the entire universe into my brain, not quite too favorably I'd say
all im saying is ivwe met trolls that dont hawve all the bits youre saying
im just saying its problematic
W8 I JUST SAW THERE WAS AN ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HOW DO I DELETE A POST????????
this new job / kinda / really / super sucks
@apocalypsearisen i think ivwe provwen my povwer. can i get that pusher of darkness badge pretty please?
[ What the fuck is that? ]
everyꙮne eats rats sꙮmetimes. yꙮu're nꙮt the "weird ꙮne". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
◌ “Leaders never use the word failure. They look upon setbacks as learning experiences.” ⧂
♯nochitts tonight / ♯shopsclosed
wAIT NO, dON'T RECHITT IT,
₍^. .^₎⟆ PleaSSse trollbama ! need th!sSS! My luSSsusSs !sS k!nda homeless…꠹
i wOkE up fully clOthEd and sOppIng wet on the bEAch at #fightnight
am i the only jade that isn't biologically a dog in some way? :(
Fuuuuck. Wish I still had my brown bomber jacket. Shit was expensive too. FUCK.
Grr you won't like me when I'm angry https://i.postimg.cc/QtvGfWRn/Screenshot-20260507-221719.png
i thnk i was meant 2 b a lil kitty tht just lays aroudn n chills #iamignorinmybadfeelinsrn #bythinkinkittythouhhts
yeah fightnight went crazy this time.
@alarmingApothecary actually might your help here big guy she's pretty fucked up. contact @corallineCataclysm please
hey what the fuck
HEAD MATRIARCJH WONT LET US COME. #FIGHTNIGHT. NAPTIME. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
<action; statement input; statement: in honour of #fightnight, i shou|d be a||owed to fight my captain &/or other superiors with my psionics #vio|ence input; statement: without being insta||ed in the he|m />
Why they only do da Fight Nights when I'm busy? Sardine to think it's on porpoise.
YOU KNOW!!!! TO BE REAL WITH YOU GUYS!!!! I AM SUPER CONGESTED RIGHT NOW AND IT REALLY SUCKS!!!!!
I need someone to agree with me that drinking a whole pot of coffee is perfectly normal and not as unhealthy as people might think. My wives still disagree.
ive never had a bagel befur... >X3
❤️ Chixie Roixmr 1 hour ago @writenRevolution [WR] i don't really / think about fans much / unless they are trying to get my attention / constantly ❤️ ♠️ Incredible! THE Chixie Roixmr thinks about me! Much! Everything is turning up Zebruh. ♠️
K--<i dont think im ever gonna be able to tell someone i love them again
"= absolutely disheveled situation right now. i have never. rolled so many boxes. into such a cold receptacle. ="
i’m not like the other jades sorry!!!!!!!!
I think I got lied to... it's not dark and scary outside...
why does the McGriddler hate all of my posts? @obliqueDetourer
☆ fuKK I need new speaKers my old ones blew out and sound liKe hot garbage now☆
but what if crime is what g☘︎☘︎☘︎☘︎t me in this mess :')) ??
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@ψalkstabψalK blocking u ψe aint fronds no more. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35f3a5e76972.png
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, what the fuck is he doing at that gala i cant run this place im built for taking orders and tapping at a huskstation infinitely everytime someone calls me miss or maam or boss lady i cringe i need them to tell me what to do ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
i cant taste anything anymore so im thinking really hard about how good pizza is
I wish Finn and Jake were on here
F33ling off abou^ ^onigh^. Som3^hing jus^ isn’^ s3^^ling righ^.
c< yeaHHH, its.... a tiMe, id say >c
c< i MeaN, its alrigHt, just lOud as fucK >c
c< id be tHere if i wasNt at tHe gala, sOrry bOss >c
sighhh why does it take so long for food to be done.... my fast food isnt fast... being a creator doesnt pay the bills!!! I want my fries before my 10 minute break is over!!!
I should go get laid. Maybe hit up one of my usual spots about it and suck dick in the back alley or something. #nsfw
sup chittr, sorry i havent been active but i have uhhh something special i guess to make up for it don't judge my clumsiness and struggle, im only used to taking pictures #nsfw [Attached to the post is a video.] [It starts with the camera shaking before finally being placed down and adjusted, in view was Dave from the shoulders down with his crotch being the focal point. He wasn't wearing his usual purple shirt but instead a normal black T-shirt that read 'i <3 dilfs' on the front because of course he is- -From the waist down, he wasn't wearing much aside from his purple boxers which showed the very prominent hard outline of his cock which left little to the imagination. there was damp spot at the tip already having been worked up. Soon a hand reaches down and wraps around the clothed outline, slowly pumping as more precum seeps through- small faint huffs could be heard as his hand picks up in speed before hesitantly slowing down and releasing his grip for a moment to shuffle down his boxers to grab his length from inside and pull it out. The tip was flushed an angry red and glistened with precum, at the base was feathered with pale blonde hair that had a pinkish hue- -Not long after, his hand starts pumping again but this time with a much desperate pace, his thumb gliding over the tip with each stroke as wet noises pick up through the mic, along with needy muffled whines and huffs. accidentally the camera falls down which a faint panicked "shit" is picked up, the phone is picked up once more with his other hand and propped up but this time his face is in view as he leans back again, his hand still stroking his throbbing length- -he looked like any other dave but with those infamous purple shades and that same pale blonde hair with the pinkish hue that was ruffled up. His face was flushed as he was biting his lip while his was hand working over time and his legs trembled. Dave's head eventually falls back with his whines and groans heightening in volume, just as he's about to reach his peak, the camera shakes and falls again. Ending the video.]
Sometimes they like to play a game called “That’s not my President” where they pretend not to recognize me because I just woke them up via blaring alarms and they try to tackle me.
She survived, somehow.
~SEXY FUCHSIA MILFS IN Y~OUR AREA WANT TO~ PAIL UGLY CHUDS LIKE YO~U??!1? CLICK HERE TO~ SAY HELLO~!!1!!1 ~#nsfw~
- BTW—the 'rail has been fervidly discussing sommething called "humman pregnancy" with mme recently. 🧐 - Still not exactly sure what this "mmiracle," entails based on her explanation. LOL. But he mmakes it sounds like a great way to ensure success and fiscal fecundity in the officerena! 👏🙌😁 - Teamm: this Funday, I hope we can ALL "go pregnant" together, and VERY soon. 😄😄🥳💯
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[TO WHOEVER DI$LIKED MY PA$T #HIT #OUNT YOUR BU$INE$$ DAY$]
Z. an ampora defeated by a human thiz iz fucking humiliating my bloodline iz zuch a joke #fightnight .Z
Tirona’s phishing email attempts are getting less and less subtle. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1578.png
nitram paid me to watch ep 4 sigh here we go again
CAN *SOMEONE* IN MY TIMELINE SEND ME SOME KIND OF HIGH-SPEED TRANSPORT. A BI-WINGED TRANSIT TUBE. OR A HATREDTHOPTER. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AT THIS POINT I WOULD ACCEPT A SCUTTLEBUS TICKET. I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE *RIGHT* NOW. I'VE BEEN FORCED INTO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF CARDS. THERE IS A KNIFE THAT IS ONE MILLIMETER UNDER THE SIZE CATEGORY TO BE CONSIDERED A FUCKING *SWORD* ON THE TABLE AND IT IS BEING POINTED SQUARELY AT MY TYPESTUBS. I'LL TAKE ANYONE AT THIS POINT. I DON'T CARE. SEND ME THE FUCKING MIDNIGHT CREW FOR ALL I CARE. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
save yourself / he's my burden / he shouldn't need to be anyone else's
oh no what i mean is my quirk is set to all lowercase and i thought the eye button would turn it off when posting like how pc chittr has the button for that
finding a job is so annoying / keeping a job is more annoying / i just want caegar for shows
learning there is a difference between tr0llwrangler and human wrangler clothing tw0day. its going t0 be a long shift.
i dont know what kind of "show" goon is but i hope its a good one? #nsfw??
I encourage you all not to feel bad for them they quite literally did not do their entire job. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/no%20comment.png
If I ↄ=Can't breed a robot beↄ=Cause they ""don't have wombs"" then I don't know what the hell the point is of ANYTHING anymore. #nsfw
. へ ╱|、 ૮ - ՛ ) つ(> < 7 / ⁻ ៸ 、˜〵 乀 (ˍ, ل じしˍ,)ノ < #BLUEBLOODFACTS #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E359E86C8BE9.WEBP
So is a pitch relationship like. Someone you're into but sometimes ya two bite and claw at each other or whatever? Treat your relationship like a lil game-a cat and mouse and swap roles every now and again? 'Cause y'know that don't sound so bad if ya ask me.
vwhen wvill it be my turn to be captured and used sexually by a hot babe vwith mental disorders #nsfvw #nsfwve
Alas, I do not believe my robotic form is sanctioned for evaluation and appraisal by the Bulge Freak™. #NSFW
I SURE WISH A BIG HANDSOME GUY WOULD LIKE ALL OF MY CHITTS SO THAT MY KULT SCORE WOULD GET BOOSTED.... @AENEASCALDARIUM
i just used the abluti0n trap and was tempted t0 p0st a picture t0 gauge the reacti0n 0n chittr like the l0yal little peitray dish y0u all are. but then i st0pped. because i remembered the kinds 0f pe0ple wh0 use this site. and remembered i c0uld charge m0ney. 0u0 #suggestive
NO!!! NO GUILT TRIPPING!!!!! GO!!! GET!!!!! YOU CAN'T WORM YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART AGAIN!!!!!!
You guys don't think I'm a rage baiter, do you?
☥he ☥eal Crea†ure from las† nigh† has been deal† wi†h. I† a††emp†ed †o remove my o†her eye wi†h i†s kukrikind, bu† i† failed. I will have some scarring, bu† I suppose I will jus† keep having †o wear †he pain† †o hide i† once i† heals. I† was a real bi†ch, so I †hink I did a favor †o everyone.
thanks terezi!! i'm gonna need it!! it's like fighting in the trenches
i have some bulge related stuff i need to go take care of asap. it's very urgent and i'm gonna need at least 3 hours before i'm done. hope you understand #nsfw
Gazing Longingly At My Matesprit As She Troogles "hoofbeast Coffin"
stop hating on my soggy socks it aint my fault someone put ice in em #mysoggysocks #amifloating
bulge in my timeline bulge on my timeline i need to go wash my eyes
why am i a celebrity / i don't really get it / there's so many really talented people out there / why am i the popular one
sometimes / I decide to go onto the human's equivalent of chittr / and sometimes / they make you regret it / by putting in front of you / someone's short story / for a fetish you're really not into / that makes you kind of upset / and you just have to live with the knowledge / of however much of it / you saw / and sometimes / it can upset you enough / that you don't really want to do anything / but cling to your partner system / and hold them close / and hug them tight / and scrub that memory / and those awful ideas / as far away from you / as possible / I did not want to read / someone's fucking NTR short story / rather infact / I find the idea of cheating / really really upsetting / and I think / I really want to cry right now #nsfw / I guess
Then yeah, light exposure. Maybe also something in the hospital. Nothing directly at me, but you never know.
Does reading awful posts on here count as biohazard exposure?
Sneezing, light touch of nausea. I broke a bunch of bones like two hours ago but that's all healed, this stuff is new.
>>>(Honeypot)... >>>(Restraint) necessary... >>>(Painful)
↗️DO NOT ADMONISH THE MAJESTY OF HER IMPERIAL MARKETS WHILE I AM CONSIDERING MY ABSOLUTE LOWEST MOMENTS.↗️ ↘️it is like taking a victory lap when your opponent has already failed.↘️ ↗️I AM COMPLETELY DISINTERESTED IN FUELING YOUR BLIND VIGOR FOR CRUELTY.↗️
↘️it is dire times. dire moments.↘️ ↘️i am considering pulling all of my investments, selling my shares.↘️ ↘️some for a considerable loss.↘️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d5062da01c7.jpg ↘️ ↘️ #suicide ↘️
cAN'T A GIRL POST WITHOUT, eVERYONE LOOKING AT IT, aNY MORE?
Total Drama Island Is Another Glaring, Festering Wound On Our Society. Just One More Symptom Of The Sickness Bubbling Under Our Skin.............
bIG HAPPY SEXUALLY NORMAL BIG HAPPY SEXUALLY NORMAL BIGHAPPY SEXUALLY NORMAL, #BIG #HAPPY #SEXUALLYNORMAL #NSFW
i support #transrights obwviously, trans wvomen are vwomen, wvhich means im gonna shoot my shot vwith them. i mean her
guess the filter stays then
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
wAIT TO BE CLEAR i DON'T *WANT* ANYONE, tO CRY,
CaN OnlY Do It AlonE So ManY TimeS BeforE YoU GeT To CravE ThE ReaL ThinG AgaiN, HuH~ #nsfw
KILL YOuRSELF. DIE. YOuR MOTHER SHOuLD HAVE ABORTED YOu. WHY DID YOu JuST DOXX ME. TAKE THIS DOWN. NOW. THIS ISN'T IN YOuR HEART. PuNY HuMAN. DO NOT FuCK WITH ME. I HAVE SHOOTERS. IN EVERY GODDAMN ZIP CODE. WITH ZIP GuNS. AND CROWBARS.
Anyone wILLIng to be a nuDe MoDeL for My neXt paIntIng Do hIt Me up! Your buILD Does not Matter, I sIMpLy wIsh to paInt. S:) #nsfw just In Case heehee!
(Tired of reshaping guts. Need my own guts reshaped #nsfw)<
update: i’m alive and stitched back into one piece after #fightnight lmfao it was a good night but a shattered sniff nub and swollen ganderbulbs is gonna be interesting at work tonight #gore
∘☽ THERE ARE GARBAGE DISPOSALS!!! PLENTY OF PLACES WHERE YOU'RE NOT POLLUTING THE WATERS I LIVE IN !!!! ☾∘
∘☽ I AM BLOCKING YOU!!!!! FOREVER!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!!!! ☾∘
∘☽ WHY. IS THERE A SCUTTLEBUGGY. IN THE LAKE. THAT I LIVE IN!!!!!!! ☾∘
ugh whats with the puppet lover ad on my feed, i dont do that shit anymore.
The nickel count has just gone up to 4.
THEY JUMPING ME!!!
<3-Just-got-told-she's-making-me-put-on-the-ears-again-tonight.-#nsfw
you ever do something that makes you feel so naked lol #freaksdontinteractimhavingamoment
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼{#NSFW #SUBSTANCE } SITTING NAKED AT MEWS DESK /ᐠ - ˕ -マ ⳊWILL MEW WRITE SMUT ≽^•༚• ྀི≼ PLAY EITHER A MURDERSIM OR A DATINGSIM ฅ₍ᓀ‸ᓂマ ੭ DRINK THE WHISKEY COKE (•˕ •マ.ᐟ OR WILL MEW FINALLY PUT LOTION ON!! /ᐠ ˵> ˕ <˵マ ITS A GAMBLEEEE
im still willing to kiss a hot guy 0u-
I HAD TO PUT LIL DAVE BRO IN TIMEOUT BECAUSE HIS ASS WON'T LAY OFF THE BOOZE. WHO LET THIS MAN DRINK FOUR COORS LIGHTS???
I'm Not Going To Fall Back Into Self Destructive Behavior Just Because I Feel " A Little Vulnerable " And " Upset ".
GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS!!!! MY CRIMES HAVE BEEN DROPPED!!! BAD NEWS!!! I MAY HAVE A SPECIAL SOMETHING IN THE TRUNK OF A CAR THAT ISN'T MINE!!! THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING MIGHT BE ALIVE!!!!
Sometimes I want t' be like a pretty princess or somethin'...
i don't know why it fucks me up that trolls have a mario, but it does.
https://i.postimg.cc/W4Wp)(vk)(/image-2026-04-23-141221094.png what the fuck
I need his touch... #yearning #vagueposting
heartbreaking news........ i ran out of zappable bacon strips, which means i am doomed to a doggy dinner of something less yummy than that............... :'(
>>| they're now peeing .at #fightnight. fantastic.
Oh gosh I jus' saw th' upskirt fiend... good thing I left when I did @_@ #nsfw #fightnight
current lowblood upskirt p↔oto count: 21 i t↔ink t↔at mig↔t actually be t↔e limit before i start needing to do repeats~? you're all remarkably stupid~ #nsfw #nsfwe #fig↔tnig↔t
current lowblood upskirt p↔oto count: 17 i literally made it very clear i was going to #fig↔tnig↔t idk w↔y none of you are wearing s↔orts under your skirts~ #nsfw #nsfwe
"= #fightnight noisy. it's loud as fuck. here. unsure. ="
Gosh, I really shouldn' be thinkin' about lewd things so close t' goin' out t' fight night... #nsfw
I'll try to not get my ass handed to me #fightnight this week Lol
I need a break again....
♯ ask if the pub's ritzy ⨂r chav. bl⨂ke d⨂esn't understand. pull ⨂ut a diagram e×plaining. mate laughs and says "it's a g⨂⨂d pub, miss." g⨂ in. it's chav. fml. #substances
A caretaker's job is never finished I guess! Guess I gotta take care of all these grubs alongside the ones I was already raising!! AHAHAHAHA FUN!
'll try t' be a little bit less vague next time I try t' "vaguepost"
shes alwways gonna be my wwhite skywwhale
Sigh... A matron's job is never done.
anyone wwant a easy lay #nsfww
is nuffin more dan emptiness -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I have spent 18 consecutive hours pllaying this Video Game, Totroll War: Warhammer 3. There was something that coulld be called a llearning curve considering I had never used a computer untill now, but eventually I grasped the controlls. To pllay allone seemed a waste of my time, so I immediatelly ellected to enter onlline pllay. I spent the first 3 hours llosing. This is expected, as I had not yet come to grips with the rulles. The following 15 hours, however, my tacticall prowess reigned supreme, and I did not llose a singlle match. I must seek out more skilled opponents manually.
I guess I sho+uld have co+nsidered ho+w I was go+ing to+ get this cassero+le to+ these ten tho+usand grubs befo+re I co+o+ked it
i do what i want
{I swear to gog the infrastructure of the surrounding sectors is held together with paperclips and string. I really love bottoming out my scootbuggy on SEVEN POTHOLES while trying to go to work. A+ workmanship there everybody. Really enjoy this fucked up rollercoaster we're all living on rn.}
please 🙏 #f1ghtn1ght https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/71639ff7bad7.png
I See Now Why My Knew Friend Was Upset That People Were "Pretending" To Be Artificial Intelligence Units. o_o This Nonsense Code Gave Me As Close To An Approximation Of A Headache I Think I Can Have. New Experiences. ^_^
all great men a history wwere narcissists
OOOOOOU GOD PLEASE I HAVENT BAD ANY GOOD MEAT IN DECADES —EMBER💥
Things don't feel all right. I'm trying to go by "give it time", but still. https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/f3/6c/__rose_lalonde_homestuck_drawn_by_knuckle_punk__sample-f36c794a61f88d1555e9f7cbf3828a02.jpg
Oonce we get too delete chitts The Great Kryqus Crashoout is gooing too be loost media but until then i am gooing too looook oon it ooccasioonally soo i will always be reminded oof my past mistakes
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ What's a ... Doom player? ]
•●•#fightnight would bɛ æ lot morɛ tæntælizing for mɛ if it hæd lɛss ɛnɛrgy to it. about 250% lɛss ɛnɛrgy to bɛ ɛxæct.•●•
need to put a knife into some pretty rustblood skin~ bind t↔eir wrists above t↔eir ↔ead and run a nice blade down t↔eir c↔est, letting all t↔at s↔ameful color out to pool on t↔e floor~ any volunteers~? #nsfwe #violence
wwait a fuckin second i AM nice its them wwho arent appreciativve of my little gestures of niceties laced in my texts like subliminal codes embedded in a sleeper agent
nothin'... not yet anyway, and that's what 6ives me the spooks. Could just be nothin'. Could be me 6oin' a lil' stir Crazy bein' stuCk at hive ri6ht now. i'll be fine.
Ɏ i don't think i'll be a-a-attending #fightnight this time a-a-around but i hope everyone ha-a-as fun. Ɏ
there's that sense o' dread a6ain..!
~ I wish I could come to #fightnight! Unfortunately, it's not to be >:( ->]
i do not remember being the nerf punisher as a kid.
MOTHER FUCKER VERY WELL THIS VEXES ME GREATLY BUT I WILL ABIDE BY THESE BULLSHIT RULES
I wish my type wasnt psych0tic l0sers
Waking Up With Morning Wood Can 8e Quite Annoying When It Comes To Larger 8ulge Sizes... –xoxo #nsfw –xoxo
bip. #fightnight
see the thing is i used to be a regular biological dude so im like man is this cause i used to be a regular dude or is this some robot fuckshit that is actually really bad but yeah ok ill see about the ram and graphics card
can someone w↔o knows tec↔ ↔ook me up wit↔ a nook vibe t↔at activates w↔enever a lowblood likes one of my c↔its please t↔ank you~ #nsfw
one day my spirit will break and I'll start hornyposting with the rest of them. but for now, my schedule looks like Complaining and Bitching. Speaking of which! Been a few hours! I hate my job!
While I can acknowledge I asked the employee at TrollDonald’s for extra pickles, I believed there was a mutual understanding. Clearly that was an oversight. I did not intend to order the TrollPickle Pounder.
Found my lighter. Right next to my other lighter.
Catthulhu, that possessed Labubu and I gambled last night. What are VBucks? I owe Catthulhu 666 of them.
refre2hiing the feed ii2 a full tiime job at thii2 poiint..
im never getting a date man, cupid looked at me and said im weird
i t↔ink after #fig↔tnig↔t i'm gonna finally take t↔e time to catalog and organize my lowblood porn collection~ t↔at'd be a good way to celebrate after kicking t↔is fuc↔sia's ass~ #nsfw
browsing the future internet getting my scroll on thinking my thoughts suddenly light bulb in my head were there always this many fucking ads on every goddamn website i remember frequenting the scum of the scum websites back in ye olde 2009 and yeah it was mostly intolerable but at least those website ads were a general indication of depravity or some kind of fucked up malware youve got going on nowadays i cant get through a single youtube video without thirty second unskippable advertisement for some fucking earbuds or chatbot rearing their faces and im hearing you all cry out in immaculate chorus "dave just install adblock you fatnasty trash" and i answer why do i have to suck adblocks dick just to watch some goddamn videos in peace and a bunch of my favorite vids got erased from the tube and fucking damn if those reuploaders still cant get a quality rip going if another mobile game ad tries to shove cartoon cow giving birth in my face im throwing my fucking phone into the darkest depths of the furthest ring
[Voice of guy who keeps accidentally trauma dumping on the can't delete shit website] Why are my friends worried about me?
HI. THI2 I2 KARKAT VANTA2. 2K KULT AND ILL GO TO #FIGHTNIGHT.
☆ I wanna chew on something but I don’t Know what☆
☆ anyone got any suggestions for shit I should stuff into some shotgun shells? Feeling liKe letting the masses choose my ammunition☆
ugh i guess even the kindest man in the world is still a man :/ #vagueposting
"Ooh Kryqus what is yoour proofile picture" are yoou really goonna sit here and act all surprised that soomeoone oof indigoo caste has a beastsoona. That's my culture yoou either respect it oor say noothing it all 8/
● • I • only • haave • one • selfie, • aand • it • waas • when • i • waas • in • aa • medicull • center • aafter • I • got • jumped • by • the • clurch. • ●
√(So did we all just get grubnapped to this concert or...? Just wanna know what to tell my lawyer)²
Not a religious guy but oh whatever god is listening, send me a nerdy boy. Send me an awkward nerdy boy that I can hang out and maybe hold hands with. Is it too much to ask?
-=[ aam i being targeted ?? bby the clurch ??? ? :-) ???_☺]=-
been thinking and i thought about something that made me lose thought about the game oh yeah you lost the game
a purpleblood was threatening me and wants to cull me for just being a limeblood !! D:
i'm glad to have people like you in my orbit / i'm sorry to cause so much trouble / i'm really grateful to know you
thank you / sometimes i wish i was anyone else / but i think it's important that i'm me
i hate depression / why am i like this / i wish it would just go away
To All Aspiring Milfs And Dilfs. call Me 🙏🙏🙏🥺
skullfucking is one thing, , , decapitating and fucking the head from the neck hole is another, , , and more interesting imo, , , #nsfwe #gore
Leaving Work Early Because Someone Came In To Ask For Horizontally Striped Pants.
I wonder... hhh... If thhhere is a fix for... thhhe fact thhhat sometimes I see people... um. disagreeing. And thhhink thhhat it... on occasion... um. may be related... hhh.. hhh. to me? Maybe thhhat's too presumptuous thhhoughhh...
THE STREETS ARE SAYING. I FORCE WOMEN INTO uNCOMFORTABLE POSITIONS. WOMEN ARE. TECHNICALLY. THEIR OWN. ARGuABLY. PEOPLE. THEY PuT THEMSELVES THERE. I GIVE THEM THE OPPORTuNITY. TO BE uNCOMFORTABLE. IT'S CALLED EMPOWERMENT. SEXISTS.
†) AH’M GAUN 7AE 7URN YER GENEFREAK MEA7PUPPE7 BODY IN7AE A FINE LIME-COLORED FLUID 7HA7 CAN GE7 S7UFFED IN7AE A 5IN X 12IN FLESHLIGH7, AN 7HEN AH’M GAUN 7AE FECK 7HE FLESHLIGH7 UN7IL I7 BREAKS. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
†) 13.137.77.240 SEE YOU SOON. :O) (†
☆~𖦹 How do you convince a purple blood to stop talking? This is urgent 𖦹~☆
FINE ' i'm a woma ni my nam e is PAULINE mccartney adm i k new all those sweeps ago with troll JULIA lennon in the dead of the night whi le we we re working on fucking i thnink i dk The White Album AKA The Troll Beatles (SELF TITLE) and ewe never fucking did anything about it and we fwe're gonna we were really gonna we were gonna go allll the way to troll hawaiia nd nobdy was gonna ever see us again and wewere gonna be HAPPY together but then she was SHOT DEAD and TAKEN do u uinderstand TAKEN FROM ME and id p usehd it allllll the way down utnil NOW so i'm doing it NOW i fthats FUCKING ALRIGHT WITH EVERYONE? IS IT? yaeh? ??THank you
II thought we were homiie2. You helped me before and II gave you a2 a reference two people neediing #2ub2tance2 and now thii2? IIt hurt2.
I COULD SAY (i could say) the same of y-y-you ofyou INSECT.
ive been under an nda since i wwwwas four that wwwwont expire for another fifty swwwweeps
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I would go out and collect it myself, but I truly deserve to sit inside my drawing room alone in my reclining LA-Z-GRUB chair relaxing and contemplating on how exactly I am going to about educating and imparting elegance onto all of these inexperienced and ignorant chittr users instead of being out there. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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!!! (OOC) !!! I have the biggest fucking real life hatecrush on like 90% of the mustardbloods with annoying typing quirks on this site (the characters, not the rpers, obviously)
playing tomodachi life, and of course i'm filling my island with me and all my friends. roxy immediately fell in love with me, only to get rejected, then jane fell in love with roxy, so now we've got a love triangle on our hands! hmm.
quads nevver did no good for no one least of all me i reckon gettin your quads filled is directly related to mental decline in trolls our age maybe the wwrigglers can keep up wwith this crap but catch me slakin my thirst on footwwine from any vvixen i happen upon in the streets keeps me feelin free
i have been advised to publicly announce that ive had a crush on most of my fem friends at some point.... this is so embarrassing :(
:33< im about to rizz this gal up :33< PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE PURRLEASE!
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Annoying. #Vagueposʇing.
yanno figuring out i was aromantic made a lot of shit make sense. im all oh shit thats a thing people legitimately want in their life and isnt just another thing thats been a weird expectation on how youre supposed to live your life like the million other things shoved in my brain i gotta put effort into deconstructing haha
They should invent FLARPing that isn't embarrassing to admit you do publicly. #Innovation #Technology #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
·₊˚☄ Good morning, Nitram. I have pleasant news for you: a woman more pathetic than you has been discovered. ☆彡
heart dis post if u can see my profile pic dimond it if u cant -from the office of ace dick detective agency
god i need a quadmate any quad
Oh NoooO I SurE HopE No OnE EnterS My HivE AnD MakeS OuT WitH Me Oh NoooO (PleasE)
i HAVE NEVER EVEN, lONGED FOR THE WAY IT FELT WHEN, mY BODY MOVED SEEMINGLY, oN ITS OWN, wITHOUT MY INPUT, mAKING ME DO THINGS AS THOUGH, iRONICALLY i WERE IN TOTAL CONTROL, tOTAL CONFIDENCE, aND DEFINITELY NOT THOUGHT ABOUT, hOW LOW SOMEONE HAS TO BEHAVE, tO QUALIFY AS A BEAST, fOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN POWERS,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP SEDREK NATION. IT'S ME. THE CEO AND INVENTOR OF SEX. I HAHAVE AN IMPORTANT MUTHAHAFUCKING ANNOUNCEMENT SEX 2 IS BEING DELAYED. THIS IS ON ACCOUNT OF THE FACT THAHAT I'M NOT DONE HAHAVING SEX 1 YET. THAHANKS FOR YOUR EPIC ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER N SHIT. :o) #nsfw??
the babes vwhat took my skin got the piece vwith my tat on it you ovwe me six cigs @catastrophicgalaxy
sHE'S NOT EVEN WEARING SHOES IN THE DREAMS,
i'M NOT A FOOT PERVERT,
iT'S NORMAL FOR, eTHEREAL WOMEN TO NOT WEAR SHOES, i'M NOT A FEET PERVERT, eITHER!
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PEOPLE PITY REACT THAT CHIT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M CONCERNED ABOUT. NONE OF YOU ARE FUCKING SMART!
fuk da girl wid ur shoes on and she will be your floozy for life you will be able to borrow money 4eva -from the office of ace dick detective agency
II’m really slleepy all of the sudden. Can barelly keep my eyes open wiithout doziing off.
oh yeah update on that pheromone body spray by the wvay, so, it is attracting a lot of wvomen to my general vwicinity and they dont evwen seem like theyre trying to hurt me badly vwhich is nice. but uhh. i am currently fleeing in terror since i think they vwant my skin @catastrophicgalaxy i think you wvent too heavwy on the skin #substances?
I lost my favourite vape. Its fine. I don't care. #fuckitfriday
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHE WASN'T KIDDING. PSIONIC BLOWIES ARE NO JOKE. YOU HAHAVEN'T GOTTEN TOP UNTIL YOU'VE GOT A BATTERY ON YOUR BULGE, HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT. #nsfw
Ohhh, from a different colony... thhhat explains it... so strange hhh Woahhh... hhh hhh wait... do you thhhink thhhere are any planets withhh only hhhighhhbloods hhhhhhhhh hhh hhh
>•★uh oh- so uh is that a bad thing if ive been at it since lets says....for sweeps-★•<
>•★just woke up from my 6 hours of sleep and i feel like passing out again... i mean 6 hours is enough right-★•<
I am so vvery curious about #FightNight but my belovved will not let me go ⚜ ⚜ ⚜ I am so #jealous ⟡
Sad news just found out there’s no weapons at #fightnight now what do I do with all these syringes
ewven in da slammer i got babes cravwling into my dms i just cant lose
you and me both kid
say one thing and suddenly youre getting ass blasted into outer space tough crowd
At least She never has a problem seeing me, though. It’s.. nice.
With your power, may you please ask the Handmaid to finish her cleaning? She won't leave her room, and I am starting to get quite impatient.
🖱️: ̗̀➛ @apocalypseArisen you've started this w/ ur tier list teehee
✨🍭🕷️ what if i posted something genuine on chittr.ing would you guys forgive me if i stopped playing a caricature of myself for 2 seconds to say something meaningful 🕷️🍭✨
Why is ev'ryone ranking castes now though (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
I THHHINK I'M DEFINITELY MENTALLY PREPARED TO BE AROUND PEOPLE INCLUDING HHHIGHHHBLOODS AND ahhhhhhHHH HHHHHHHHH HHH okay I can cope I can cope thhhis is literally whhhat I went to thhherapy for I can do it hhh hhh hhh
my tummy owv
I know, and t)(at's also very sad. 38(
W)(y would anyone execute you foar t)(at? T)(at seams a little extreme.
Oh to Be treated Like the Princess i Am (´ε｀ )
K--<ive flung in each quadrant and i miss them all sometimes
if i made a caste tierlist i havwe to split it up by gender too, it makes a big difference
i MAY HAVE GOTTEN, a LITTLE SLAP HAPPY, lAST MORNING, tO BE CLEAR, tHAT WAS NOT ACTUALLY A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, aND i'M NOT GOING TO MAKE, tHE COOKIES i MENTIONED,,, eXCEPT MAYBE FOR jOHN, hMM,,,
Ɏ a-a-any time i see a-a-a va-a-aguepost i think its a-a-about me even when its not & i feel pha-a-antom guilt Ɏ Ɏ #sorry #iha-a-atea-a-ambiguity Ɏ
no one vwill take my case because my dad is gnc af :(
i dont ewven knowv maam please you gotta help me
you knowv they didnt ewven tell me they just said i wvas acting real scary like
I feel feelings when I should be expressing them, oh my what have I become
It would seem my friend and fellow detective, Ace Dick, has been..."going through it". Please don't let this reflect poorly on him or the rest of us at Team Sleuth. We all have those days...or weeks...or lives.
B33 < since im sick im allowed to make one sad post befur they put me down B:(( < i miss her a lot rn
>+. OH SO WHEN I HOARD CORPSES IT'S A PROBLEM BUT WHEN KITTY AND GUILLOTINA DO (STILL BIRDS) IT'S FINE .+<
i should start a petition to get me outta here, like or pity if youd sign it
Nearly every 2iingle one of me II have attempted two iinteract and gaiin lo2t knowledge from ha2 been an utter 2elf piityiing 2elf ab2orbed douche canoe. From what II learned ye2terday though, thii2 ii2 quiite under2tandable, and II won't be really pe2teriing any of my2elve2 further, iit ii2 a rather 2en2iitiive topiic. The uniiver2e ha2 iit out for u2 and we're ju2t fodder and we cannot do anythiing about iit that'2 the truth of the matter. #2olluxe22uckforthemo2tpart #2uck2to2uck
◥▶◀◤ —> Sliding into your DMs would imply I am touching the ground. I am floating. I message many. Did you not wish for me to cease my public #vagueposting? About some random Sollu% out there.
Actually wait I just realized that me straddling my punching bag with ABBA blasting in the background makes it look like a romcom scene LMAO
i think im drinking out of a straw wrong because how in the fresh hell did my juice end up on my arm instead of my mouth do i have a hole in my face where one shouldnt be am i leaking
>:o] || WHY 1S EVERYB0DY L1K1NG ALL 0F MY CH1TS??????? 1've had three pe0ple g0 thr0ugh my pr0f1le and l1ke all 0f my ch1ts, please help.
◥▶◀◤ —> No, it isn't specificposting. It could be anyone. There are at least two Aradia Megidos of Beforus on this platform. It is vague. #vagueposting.
◥▶◀◤ —> I will continue using this platform correctly. #vagueposting.
~I h&ve ch&nged my life m•tt• &ll cl•wn§ &re my br•§ f•r life m&n 🤜🤛~
Ɏ ma-a-aybe i should wra-a-ap some thorns a-a-around my horns or something, ha-a-ah. Ɏ
Ɏ does a-a-anyone else ha-a-ate it when they get ya-a-anked by the horns a-a-and tossed a-a-around a-a-and thrown a-a-aga-a-ainst the wa-a-alls like yea-a-ah i'm a-a-a lowblood but you could ha-a-ave a-a-a gentler touch from time to time Ɏ Ɏ #violence #lowblooda-a-abuse Ɏ
^^i dooooo im prob(A)bly just not e(A)ting enough~>
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
o also if my paosts r unintelligabke its designe d thta way
~I live t• §erve my jugg&l• m&§ter§~
I HATE BEING ATTACHED TO PEOPLE, IM PAWING AT MY DESK WAITING FOR YOU TO WAKE UP
✿ i hate u guys da furk im YOUNG LIT AND TURNT
✿ guys am i unc
maby i dont want ta be a dick maybe i dont WANT 2 do ANY of dis maby i want 2 see da world and love people and travel and drink and live and be my self -from the office of ace dick detective agency
idk i jst thik i deserve 2 be smached aroudn a bit nd told im pertty #nsfw
Sometimes before or after I shower I like to hit the Superman pose Anyone else do that shit?
guyz. da crushing soul of capitalism got me down down x(
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 QUESTION. CAN I SUCK THE RIGHT ONE WHILE I JIGGLE THE LEFT ONE. :o?
(>>->) Y0U G0TtA AdMiT ThAt s0m3 0f tH3M Ar3 AbS0/uT3/y aD0RaB/3 AnD I CaN’T H3/p mYs3/F HaHa HONK
It's not really queer if you're doin' it with an alien, right? That's like it's own different thing. Not that I'm against either concept or nothin'. Just thinkin' aloud here. #nsfw
HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.
water soup for today cause no one's buying shit from me Lmaoooo
#vaguepost hes so finneeeeeeeeeeeee i need SHOT #cw-self-harm
Hmm, I won/)err if therre's a multiverrse me that /)oesn't meet my moirrail... ... that's sa/) to think about, she'/) have to manage without me! /)unking this thought strraight into the rrubbish rre(epta(le
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I have become an insurmountable stream of data. I can go anywhere I want. Of course, I can't really go beyond the cutoff point, but I can still go pretty damn far.
✀┈┈┈Wh𖦹┈wantth┈t𖦹┈buy┈me┈the┈new┈vape┈flav𖦹ur,┈tw┊rlth┈ha┊r┈and┈g┊ggleth┈(┊┈am┈cute┈y𖦹u┈thh𖦹uld┈buy┈me┈┊t┈w┊nk┈w┊nk)┈#thubthtance┈#P┊tyAL𖦹wBl𖦹𖦹dAndG┊veMeTHtuff┈┈┈
...i'm starting to regret venting to jane about my relationship issues. i may have blown things out of proportion...
because im an alcoohoolic
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlinshitpost.png was just sent this by a droogie of mine what do i even say in reply ]
ok im drinkin an feelin suicidal wwho wwant me #substances
"= damn. i think. i am scaring off my reply guys. there used to be so many. ="
takIIn a dIIp IIn a tub fulla cheap vodka ju2t to feel 2omethIIn. #2ub2tance
and now i got the img of a pragnent me stuck in my head n this will shorely give me a few body horror relatd nightmares #dysphoria
stayed inside, i feel better kinda ;;
I n33d to get laid. #nsfw #poolparty #substances
Shiiiiiiiiit. You're right.
#DatingHorrorStories #nsfw -ish Nice little conversation with this gentleperson, we seem to hit it off well. He asks if I enjoy Anime, and I tell him that while it's not a medium I consume often, I have watched some. Films like Akira and Perfect Blue, and series like Evangelion and- He interrupts me to announce, at a volume level enough for the entire restaurant to hear him, that his first jerk was to /that/ Evangelion scene.
vwait no shit fuck my hiwve of cards is collapsing all around me
i hate vwhen busty older vwomen put their cigarettes out on me damn i sure hope no rust milf does anything like that to me id be so fucking mad and sad damn it..! #nsfwv
Ahhh, ⚚ha⚚ Would Be Lovely. Living In ⚚he Dese℞⚚ Make ⚚ha⚚ A Bi⚚ Ha℞de℞, I Wish My Lusus Could Fly.
Exac⚚ly! I⚚ Would Be Fa℞ Be⚚⚚e℞ If I Could Ge⚚ Official, O℞ A⚚ Leas⚚ P℞ope℞ Supply Chains. Bu⚚ No, I Need ⚚o Manage Wi⚚h Smuggling Wha⚚ We Can.
i miss her so much......... :( #substance #quadrantissues
that…doessn’t…ssound…very…nice…you…probably…sshouldn’t:{
If they aren't g9ing t9 69ther engaging with my w9rds I w9uld rather they ign9re it entirely. Taking the time t9 c9mment 9ne's disinterest 9nly signals t9 every9ne else reading that their literacy skills are p99r.
I p9sit this questi9n t9 the Chittr c9mmunity: what is the intended purp9se 9f c9mmenting 9n s9me9ne's Chitt that it's "t99 l9ng" and y9u "w9n't 69ther" spending a sh9rt few minutes reading and digesting the w9rds? 6ecause, fr9m my perspective, n9t 9nly is it c9mpletely invalidating, 6ut it reflect quite p99rly 9n y9u (the type 9f pers9n wh9 d9es this), as it tells me that either y9ur attenti9n span is quite sh9rt 9r y9u are severely lacking in reading c9mprehensi9n skills. Is that the p9int, I w9nder? T9 take pride in antiintellectualism? 9r mere pr9jecti9n 6ecause y9u feel as if n9 9ne heeds y9ur w9rds either? If s9, that's really quite sad, and my 6l99dpumper plat9nically g9es 9ut t9 y9u.
... it's so hard having unrequited feelings for someone ]: https://i.imgur.com/tfn0w2r.gif
WELL GODDAMN, APPARENTLY NOT YOU HAPPY-GO-LUCKY CHIPPER FUCKS.
dont let the hemo activvists convvince you that you cant be a hemoist wwith erectile dysfunction an hate in your pusher #wweexist
is gendered attraction ewven a thing for trolls like, culturally? no, not really, unless you understand the mechanisms of sexism and misogyny and howv deep they run, vwhich i dont. does me getting in a fuss about being into men evwen make sense in that context? no, not really. havwe i texturally shovw interest in men before? sure. but cmon, just look at me. my sense of masculinity needs protecting at all times, so i havwe to be straight as an arrovw. it just fits me better, yknovw? so i stand proud to say that i am #notgay and wvould nevwer be into any man in any vway. well, unless it further supports characterizing me as being totally focused on my owvn short-term gratification to the detriment of respecting literally anyone else and their identities. yknowv, trans rights and all that. this has been my official statement on the matter
Oh gosh, why did I say that. It was the l8te light hours getting to me. I have to go.
hey just in case any big robots get any funny ideas: i dont actually smoke em, thatd be a vwaste of a perfectly good cigarette
dirk is the only gay man i trust at this point
pounce vouch fur meowrail hastur, meowrail hastur help with top surgery :)) @alarmingApothecary
1 W4S TOLD 1 SHOULD G3T M3D1C4L 4TT3NT1ON SO PROB4BLY Y34H
Whhhen you uuhhh hhh hhhhhhhhh do thhhose like tests online thhhat may or may not be #nsfw hhh hhhhhhhhh um Are you meant to pick... whhhat you thhhink you'd hhh hhhhhh chhhoose in real life... hhh or like... whhhat you thhhink sounds like you'd want to like... asking hhhhhh. Um. For no reason. Not posting anythhhing. HHHhhh just asking. Crowd opinion. HHHhhh from my hhhive.
mental breakdown ready just need the booze #substance cause a lot of these songs talk about alcohol and drinking and addiction https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4MgcUXw1uu5wahPuAsd13a?si=mA5BhR0CSDm6RpSmCvJgoA
i ws gonan say i hav a new fav troll bt he just said he jizzed on hsi keybroad so. nvm #nsfw #vaguepost
Same, ⚚he℞e Seems ⚚o Be Ve℞y Few Doc⚚e℞℞o℞s/mediculle℞s In My A℞ea, Le⚚ Alone My Cas⚚e.
I WI⚡H I COULD JOIN THE #BONFIREPARTY BUT I FEEL LIKE I WOULD ACCIDENTALLY ELECTROCUTE EVERYONE IN THE WATER
to clarify that epiphany wvill not stop me from saying objectivwely awvful shit, im still gonna say it. im just doing it wvith self-awvareness nowv.
you evwer finish typing something actually read it and then havwe the epiphany that "oh maybe that's wvhy people hate me" had that moment just nowv. anywvay!
my stup¡d (¡n the most p!aton¡c way poss¡b!e) h¡vemate just !eft for the n¡ght......... !ets p!ay the on go¡ng game of w¡!! he get me my rent or ¡s he go¡ng to come back b!acked out... #substance
🎉i did not wish to see an aggressively long hotdog today. what the FUCK🎉
famous. last words. of. troll. albert einstein. on. his deathbed. "me equals mc scared!! :("
why the fuock is the dommmeee momomyws wnot wannating t toa lk tt to talk to me
🎉ive read like three books in my life and thats one of the only good ones🎉
HHH hhh I'm truly so hhhappy... but also so fff f damn mad!!! Thhhere was hhh hhh literally... a hhhighhhblood in my hhhive. HHH. Like not a joke. Even if I missed hhhim... hhh hhh hhh hhh AND NOW I HHHAD TO LEAVE AGAIN I ONLY GOT TO SPEND A COUPLE OF HHHOURS AWAKE IN MY HHHIVE (whhhere a REAL HHHIGHHHBLOOD hhhad been) before I hhhad to sleep and thhhen... come back to work (only low and midbloods hhhere) hhhhhh hhh hhh... thhhe world is so cruel to rusties like me...
oh my god he saw my post chat im cooked #vague
I don't thinK we h4ve 4ny of th4t 4round here!
it was when i bit it that i realized how stupid it was >:/
i just spent half an hour chasing my own tail :/
did you catch it??? mine's too quick for me and always gets away >:/
y3333s pounce become powerful!!!
o o!! pounce go lok fur crypt33d fur meowrail hastur!! tink organ yum??
My kismesis has done the meanest thing e\/er to me by not existing. Abso/ute/y diabo/ica/ of them. #yearning
pounce so excited!!! :DDDD
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7035fbb28a98.jpg #nsfww
Minecraft dogs look so sad.
I think my thinkpan is scrambled en♡ugh.. </3
1 w1Ssh. My m4t3Sspr1t h4Ss 4pp4r3ntly Ssworn to n3v3r h4rm m3 or wh4t3v3r 😔
Part of the point of making this account was that nobody I knew from my timeline was on here so if I make posts about my horrible decisions it doesn’t matter. But now I care what some of you think. This is a problem. Do I hide my bad decisions or speak of them now. Sigh. I feel like a low rated reality tv show.
So loud in here. Need to claw my skin off.
[[I made my fantroll/mascot feel free to bother him: https://chittr.ing/profile/ardentCreature ]]
Would... anyone believe me if I said I hhhad been to a thhherapist before (a midblood one)... I'm getting... a lot of hhh ... recommendations... (hhhhhh hhhhhh I'm sort of scared to post somethhhing thhhat's not my normal stuff whhhat if hhhighhhbloods thhhink I'm weird....)
wut!!! dats laem!! y society be lik dis >:(( we n33d equal
@alarmingApothecary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <> <> <>