proton.
@technocratAberrant
name2 proton. he/it/they "2grub vIIctIIm 2la2h 2burb 2urvIIvor" figurIIn my shit out, aIIn't much el2e to IIt
((ooc primer post before i actually start posting. im just getting him ready dont mind me. i just think he's neat post-game erisolsprite muse, canon-divergent he goes by proton! he/it/they made it to a version of earth c got revived/"re-trollified" after getting spat onto earth c because shenanigans. changed his name and quirk and all that to to try the whole "being his own person" thing guy who is dealing with the permanence of being two guys smushed into one guy and figuring himself out as the distinctions become blurrier and messier, figuring out how to Be Himself even though his two parts are definitely still in conflict. which could mean nothing (thinly veiled system allegory dont mind me) profile may contain substance posts, violence posts, self loathing, the usual #ooc #pinned
computer2 are 2uch fuckIIn bull2hIIt here II am goIIn out of my VVay to get thII2 pIIece a junk a neVV proce22or ju2t to fIInd "oh yeah your motherboard cant even 2upport IIt phy2IIcally fuck you an everythIIn you ever 2tood for" lIIke alrIIght II ju2t VVent to the god for2aken VValmart for nothIIn but IIdle chIIthcat VVIIth the ca2hIIer rIIngIIn my 2orry a22 up then you thIInk IId knoVV better VVhat IIm doIIn all thIIng2 con2IIdered but youd be 2urprII2ed VVhat can fall outta your 2ponge a2 the VVIIre2 a tVVo dIIfferent bloke2 get cro22ed lIIke je2u2 chrII2t hIIm2elf makIIn me VVII2h II VVa2 gettIIn naIIled to a po2t
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yeah yeah, 2ure, go ahead an hate all a my chIItt2 an everyone el2e'2 becau2e you don't have any lIIck a per2onalIIty out2IIde a makIIn your mII2ery everyone el2e'2. II've played the2e game2 before an you're nothIIn but a tVVo-bIIt bloke. maybe try u2IIn your VVord2 IIf you VVanna be a petulant lIIttle hater an entertaIIn me, or even all a u2 a lIIl, IIt'2 the lea2t you could do for makIIn me 2ee you IIn my notIIf2 lIIke 2teppIIn on a 2teamIIn pIIle a fre2h barkfIIend droppIIn2. #vaguepo2tIIng #orII2IIt.
loggIIn onto thII2 VVeb2IIte II2 lIIke lookIIn IIn a bag labelled "dead 2IIngIIng mournfoVVl." II don't knoVV VVhat II expected. maybe II had ju2t a lIIl 2lIIver a hope VVe could have a nIIce normal VVell adju2ted nIIght an then II remembered hoVV the dullard2 that IInhabIIt thII2 ce22pIIt are. but here VVe are. back IIn the trenche2 a depravIIty 2ame a2 IIt ever fuckIIn VVa2.
#cabbagea2aconcept #IIt2cabbagetIIme #cabbagIIng http2://IImage2.2quIIdge.org/IImage2/2026/04/24/protoncabbage.png
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:33 < all hail the cabbage
troll andreVV goVVer VVa2 onto 2omethIIn VVhen he 2aIId he "enjoy2 cabbage a2 a concept." fuck de2pII2e that 2hIIt a2 a food but damn IIf II don't love me a nIIce lookIIn cabbage ju2t to ponder an 2troke my beard at all contemplatIIn lIIke.
I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING JOY OR SATISFACTION MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS SERIES OF CRACK SHACK CORRIDORS TRYING TO CATCH THAT PUSSY THAT GOT AWAY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY FUCK. BRO. HOLY FUCK. OH MY GOD. HOLY FUCK. HOLY SHIT. HHHHH... A-ARE YOU REAL? I-I THOUGHT... I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST LEGENDS. I'VE STUDIED YOU. I'VE LOOKED UP TO YOU FOR SO LONG. IS THIS REAL? AM I DREAMING? I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP.
you only come out to 2upport fII2hIIn on a trend day VVhen II've been on that 2hIIt all VVeek AND all month even. II'm dedIIcated to the craft. the VVatercraft. my dIInky lIIl boat VVIIth a remnant of a name faded IInto near oblIIvIIon readIIn "boat2y" you fuckIIn VVII2h you VVere on the 2ame level a2 me.
Troll Mario's Skeleton Gets High But He Doesn't #substance
yeah 2ure II'll IIntegrate that IInto my belIIef 2y2tem VVhy not.
gϴd i f\/ckin lϴved this level /\s /\ gr\/b
oh boy, 5 am. you knoVV VVhat that mean2.
i wwas gonna say paperclip time but lake also wworks
shit youre right paperclip and lake time then
"VVho VVant me" nothIIn an no one noVV 2hut up an 2top lookIIn crazy an eat your damn nutrIIent loaf.
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yeah? tell me 2omethIIn II don't knoVV, eIIn2teIIn. II'm VVaIItIIn II got all nIIght for you to drop another fun fact on me.
okay. II'm fIIne noVV. chIIllIIng even. lIIterally not even bothered by a damn thIIng. II am become the zen ma2ter.
oh my god II am not IIn the FUCKING MOOD for your 2hIIt hatebot fuck you fuck everythIIng you've ever 2tood for fuck me an fuck the re2t a you too.
>2tupIId fuckIIng hu2ktoVVer re2tart2 not even fIIve mIInute2 after 2tartIIng my game at thII2 poIInt IIt VVould be le22 paIInful IIf 2omeone took me out back a la old yeller
can II ju2t play my 2tupIId fuckIIn kIId2 game IIn PEACE VVIIthout havIIn to update a mIIllIIon an one fuckIIn unnece22ary fuckIIn dependencIIe2 ohhhh my GOD IIt II2 my one god damn "good vIIce" IIn thII2 fetIId god for2aken exII2tence VVhatever II prolly don't even ~de2erve~ the luxury a that anyVVay.
VVomen fear me fII2h fear me the 2cIIentII2t VVho made me II2 terrIIfIIed of VVhat he'2 done havIIn a hubrII2 fIIlled hay-day IIn hII2 de2IIre to play god an noVV ha2 to come face to face VVIIth the lIIvIIn beIIn he made rebellIIn agaIIn2t hIIm
II2 that anythIIn or 2hould II talk a long VValk off a 2hort pIIer
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