Iodine Strous
@anatomicallyCheated
[ She/her - It/it's, 4'11, Beforan, Dersite, Thief of Blood ] Body mod, tattoo and piercing inquiries in my DMs...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You are Dr. Mouse M.D. Which is what you would say if you were legally allowed to go to school to obtain a medical doctorate. However your position at the BOTTOM on the ladder of percieved higherarchy barely allows you to work as a Mothmart greeter. You are a completely trained surgeon. You. Are. A. Surgeon. It doesn't help you're a SUSPECTED CRIMINAL. Which you're not. To be clear you are NOT A CRIMINAL. They cannot find anything to make your charges stick. Unfortunately for you, being on that bottom step makes you completely ineligible for trial on this matter. It's like you're an idiot, which legally, you are. Not like there's anything wrong with you, you're not stupid! That's simply how the government sees you. You realize you're NIGHT-DREAMING again, staring at your CARE BEARS themed husktop screen and petting your favorite BEANIE WIGGLER as you imagine where you'd went wrong. Surely it's not too late to jump ship on this life. You're almost double digits now, you have a whole thing ahead of you. Your name is IODINE STROUS, you live with your CULLER who you... It appears you do not live with your culler anymore infact you are on the run due to an altercation leading to a charge that WILL stick the moment your SOCIAL WORKER knocks on the door to an empty hive. Actually none of this is happening as it appears your night-dreaming has interwoven itself in a strange inbreeding of your own imagination. Shit is truly fucked for you right now. There are a few options here. You could seek out your ancestor, try to find a clueless sucker to take you in or turn yourself into the Beforan government on 456 probable counts of cannibalism. That last one doesn't seem very fun so you're biased against it. Despise the current problem with hivelessness, you have found moments to engage in your favorite hobby-- Fucking with innocent people online. You are very skilled at it as you tend to be maddeningly infuriating when you put your mind to it. People will believe anything if you make them think it was their idea first. You sit on some cafes internet connection, airing your grievances as anatomicallyCheated [AC] you squeak quite pawticularly strangely, you're furry cheesed about it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ------------------------------------------------ Your title stands as THE ABITTOIR, you've made yourself quite notable in warm-blooded circles posing as a club girl to get close to cold-blooded power. In some sort of twisted scene you find yourself a deliverer of justice, finding only the most vile cool toned scum to trick into your little game of cat and mouse. Of course, you're roleplaying a cat, mouse in felines clothing? You're not sure if this works. In online circles your most dedicated fans refer to you as THE DEATHSCORT. While badass, this frequent acknowledgement of your brand makes it really difficult to keep up the persona of innocence you attempt to keep as IODINE STROUS. You are always 5 seconds away from being caught and this plagues you. // Hihihihi hello! I don't plan on doing any sort of NSFW writing despite what this character partakes in, please do not ask this of me, thank you!!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078747488531513457/1488699186437427302/z493OB58bWyoRD8loODGZ8eaogEowk28u3RRI3ZWn90zOYivMhhWGc1OUQEe.png?ex=69cdbaa8&is=69cc6928&hm=4c9938bc097792103245019e63844de152840dffe6098dc9e1c1a47b82db7614&
There are an awful lot of meowbeasts on this site...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do you have anything to say fur yourselves?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I got cursed this way, I'm chill if that means anything? Mice n rats are cool. The real rulers of New York City
Greetings warmblood chasers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I am offering to say hello to you and many othfur such basic pawrases fur $50 per message...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ This is a steal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do contact me fur my parment pawcessing details...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
× I Totally Misread That WVrong And Sawv Something Like WVarmblood Pushers And I Got Confused... ×
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S IT? JUST FOR BASIC ASS MESSAGES? BOOORRRRINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
No one ever taught you about tiered subscriptions?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You have to get through the basics furst, boy...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Fuckin' on a bald bitch got spray cheese on her head...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
The group consensus was that @/turntechGodhead is roughly a 3/10...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Thank you fur your pawticipation...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Hello human pawpulations...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As to understand human attractiveness metrics I would like you to rat @/turntechgodhead on a scale of 1-10...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Thank you fur this exploration of social sciences...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
10 because everyone's cute.
You are awe inspawringly bad at math and I find your clawnfidence charming...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
thanks they always told me i wouldnt make it through school but i sure showed them by very confidently leaving the planet before i ever graduated
What are humans?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Expawnations grant rewards...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Mammals. Primates given the curse of knowledge. Stubborn and uncomfortable creatures who 'other' even their own kin. In a way. Humans and Trolls are just the same story told from a different lens. There is so much overlap that it makes it hard to believe our existences aren't intrinsically tied to one another in some "grand scheme". Not to say I am a.. Particularly superstitious in my inclinations. ...I am rambling. Sorry.
believe it or not yes i know my photography skills are something to behold so its alright if you need to take a second to recover
Oh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You certainly are some creature...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ On a scale furom 1-10 where do you rank on your species attractiveness calculations?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
yeah ill agree with you on that one i really dont know what evolution was thinking when it spat our species out like a used wad of gum but somehow we managed to dominate the planet anyway probably our propensity for pointy sticks and working together to build really big things like a bunch of ants that just wont quit even when everything else in the universe is much bigger and much scarier uhh i mean shit man i personally think im a solid 8/10 but youre asking me to rank myself against my own opinion so i cant guarantee thats a solid number
You're right. Purple prose. Bipedal mammals. Most widespread form of primate on home-planet. Mostly-hairless bodies. Bipedal. Dexterous. Highly intelligent with especially prominent cognitive skills for adaptation and the development of sophisticated tools. Highly social. Lack "romantic quadrants" aside from Flushed. Although I have seen humans develop pitch feelings..? It just isn't a cultural thing.
Do seadwellers deserve basic rights?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Discuss...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
↗️THEY PROBABLY DESERVE ELEVATED RIGHTS.↗️ ↘️above average rights.↘️ ↗️BUT THEY ARE LITERALLY ALREADY GIVEN THIS.↗️ ↘️not totally sure what you mean to imply.↘️
They're fucking warmblood chasing on here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ME. LITERALLY ME. THIS IS LITERALLY ME.
What are you bringing to the hypothetical table fur a warmblood have you considfured...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FIFTEEN INCHES AND MY STROKE GAME SO UNBRIDLED THEY WANT ME ON THE OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM. ALSO I GOT HOMEMADE ECSTASY. LOTS AND LOTS OF ECSTASY. #nsfw #substance
No one below cerulean is getting 15in that's crazy you gotta get stroking in larger body of water...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #nsfw
Is there a way to check fur stalkers on here pawhaps?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
H.o°w are y.o°u meaning?
In my squeak era...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #Cheese #Crackers
Are you fucked in the head?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You are fucked in the head?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ They're up in your head...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Getting the inspection repawt right now...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ It's fucked?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I do respect clowns beclaws they can brie funny, this is their thing...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Nefur seen a funny fish howefur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Why is everyone so horny...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ They're gonna chop your bulges off...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I can't believe there are fuchsias just here...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We should hang you...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #WeShouldHangYou
thats what ive been sayin! cllowns too! fuck em all!
No, no, I like the clowns...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not misunderstand...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
to evoke a man i often agree with, @arrogantguerilla, you cant reject the boot of the pig whille pllaying fetch with his dog
Why are we not killing and eating these pawple...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
You are Dr. Mouse M.D. Which is what you would say if you were legally allowed to go to school to obtain a medical doctorate. However your position at the BOTTOM on the ladder of percieved higherarchy barely allows you to work as a Mothmart greeter. You are a completely trained surgeon. You. Are. A. Surgeon. It doesn't help you're a SUSPECTED CRIMINAL. Which you're not. To be clear you are NOT A CRIMINAL. They cannot find anything to make your charges stick. Unfortunately for you, being on that bottom step makes you completely ineligible for trial on this matter. It's like you're an idiot, which legally, you are. Not like there's anything wrong with you, you're not stupid! That's simply how the government sees you. You realize you're NIGHT-DREAMING again, staring at your CARE BEARS themed husktop screen and petting your favorite BEANIE WIGGLER as you imagine where you'd went wrong. Surely it's not too late to jump ship on this life. You're almost double digits now, you have a whole thing ahead of you. Your name is IODINE STROUS, you live with your CULLER who you... It appears you do not live with your culler anymore infact you are on the run due to an altercation leading to a charge that WILL stick the moment your SOCIAL WORKER knocks on the door to an empty hive. Actually none of this is happening as it appears your night-dreaming has interwoven itself in a strange inbreeding of your own imagination. Shit is truly fucked for you right now. There are a few options here. You could seek out your ancestor, try to find a clueless sucker to take you in or turn yourself into the Beforan government on 456 probable counts of cannibalism. That last one doesn't seem very fun so you're biased against it. Despise the current problem with hivelessness, you have found moments to engage in your favorite hobby-- Fucking with innocent people online. You are very skilled at it as you tend to be maddeningly infuriating when you put your mind to it. People will believe anything if you make them think it was their idea first. You sit on some cafes internet connection, airing your grievances as anatomicallyCheated [AC] you squeak quite pawticularly strangely, you're furry cheesed about it...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ ------------------------------------------------ Your title stands as THE ABITTOIR, you've made yourself quite notable in warm-blooded circles posing as a club girl to get close to cold-blooded power. In some sort of twisted scene you find yourself a deliverer of justice, finding only the most vile cool toned scum to trick into your little game of cat and mouse. Of course, you're roleplaying a cat, mouse in felines clothing? You're not sure if this works. In online circles your most dedicated fans refer to you as THE DEATHSCORT. While badass, this frequent acknowledgement of your brand makes it really difficult to keep up the persona of innocence you attempt to keep as IODINE STROUS. You are always 5 seconds away from being caught and this plagues you. // Hihihihi hello! I don't plan on doing any sort of NSFW writing despite what this character partakes in, please do not ask this of me, thank you!!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078747488531513457/1488699186437427302/z493OB58bWyoRD8loODGZ8eaogEowk28u3RRI3ZWn90zOYivMhhWGc1OUQEe.png?ex=69cdbaa8&is=69cc6928&hm=4c9938bc097792103245019e63844de152840dffe6098dc9e1c1a47b82db7614&
Sometimes it's okay fur girls to maul each othfur fur fun and not fur romantic cheesons, cheese understand this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Who is Eridan and why should we care?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do enlighten...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
No, no, you do not want to mix the blood this is not good fur flow...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Parmanent blood infurflowing is not good...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ It would rudely steal blood furom the wall...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Truly, I think if you have to be a high blood it is your sworn duty to give all of your money and valuables away as this is the only way you will be pure...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Who are you?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not confuront about my cheeses...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ