Tafeta
@apportionersCalamity
--I-want-cheese--o --#cheeseposting--o
THEY'VE GOT KRAFT GRUBSAUCE ON SALE AS A FUCKING BOGO DEAL AT YOUR NEAREST WARMART. STOP CHITTING OUT YOUR INANE THOUGHTS FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES JUST TO STIMULATE YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED THINKMEATS AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME DISCOUNTED CURDPASTE ALREADY.
--I-apologize-sir-but-you-dont-seem-to-understand--o --Though-I-appreciate-your-advice-and-concern--o --If-i-were-in-range-of-this-sale-I-would-of-course-take-advantage-of-it--o --However-I-am-not-on-planet-and-I-am-not-so-lucky-that-I-might-exist-on-'Earth-C'-as-some-on-chittr-call-it--o --I-am-far-outside-the-range-of-where-this-discount-would-apply--o --But-if-you-would-be-so-kind-as-to-enjoy-a-few-craft-singles-in-my-place--o --I-will-vicariously-appreciate-that-joy--o --#cheeseposting--o
--I-have-about-had-it-with-my-workmates-tonight--o --I-counted--o --Rivvet-broke-her-needle-seventeen-times-in-the-span-of-just-four-hours-because-she-would-not-stop-trying-to-sew-over-the-pins--o --SEVENTEEN-TIMES--o --Is-she-doing-it-for-my-attention?--o --Just-so-I'll-bring-her-another?--o --If-she-does-it-again-she's-going-to-have-to-fetch-her-own-this-time--o --I-will-not-keep-feeding-into-this--o
--I'm-beat--o --My-job-really-takes-it-out-of-me-sometimes--o --And-it's-crazy-because-there-are-absolutely-drones-out-there-that-could-be-doing-this-job--o --they-just-don't-have-the-drones-do-the-job--o --Something-something-ruling-over-scrap-metal-is-boring--o
--Cheese-and-pints-and-cheese-and-pints-and-cheese-and-pints-and-cheese-and-pints-and-#cheeseposting---o
c< OH Hell tHe fucK yes!!!! >c
--You-are-my-friend-now--o --As-long-as-you-don't-ask-me-for-a-piece-of-my-cheese--o --ever--o
c< ....wOuld yOu liKe MOre cHeese? >c
hell yeah i agree
c< Of cOurse! cONsider it dONe! >c
--I-got-it---o --I-got-the-cheese---o --I-have-cheese!!!--o --Cheese--o --Oh-my-God--o --#cheeseposting--o
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌπა๋࣭⭑ 💥 dies in a firey e⚔︎plosion ^^^^^^^^^^
--Sweet-relief--o --The-cheese-thief-is-gone-now---o --I-can-snack-peacefully--o
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 but little dids they know ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 the dead cheeses thief which was dead ‧˚๋࣭ฅ૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭ฅ⭑ 🗯️ was actually 'secretly a shadow dropper's which stealings cheese ^^^^^^^^^^
--I-will-have-you-know--o --I-am-very-skilled-with-my-yoyokind-specibus--o --You-are-about-to-be-yoyobonked--o --And-yoyodisposed--o --In-spirit--o --Because-this-is-social-media--o
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 shadow droppers dont have enough thinkpan left in their rotted bodies to understand that ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌπა๋࣭⭑ 💭 and with that yoyobonking the cheese stealings shadow dropper ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ⚔︎ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 wa's actually deads cheese 'stealing shadows dropper which was dead for reals ^^^^^^^^^^
--I'm-losing-my-patience-for-this-back-and-forth---o --At-first-it-was-annoying---o --Then-it-became-a-fun-game--o --But-at-this-point-the-joke-is-really-getting-old--o
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 yeah that's why i stopped and died ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 bye ^^^^^^^^^^
--I-just-want-cheese--o --That's-all-i-want--o --It-really-is--o --#cheeseposting--o
--Thank-you--o --but-that-is-not-my-cheese--o --It-will-have-to-do--o
--We-have-seven-looms-I-needed-200-spools-each-that-is-what-I-wrote-up-in-my-shipment-notes-I-counted-I-have-exactly-2089-spools--o --So-not-only-are-we-going-to-be-shorts-spools-some-unlucky-soul-is-going-to-run-out-before-the-next-order-comes-in--o --and-do-you-know-who-will-be-first-in-line-on-the-receiving-end-of-those-complaints?--o --me--o --Lets-play-how-many-pints-does-it-take-to-alleviate-the-headache-counting-2000-spools-and-still-coming-up-short-causes--o --I-predict-at-least-3-and-if-there-is-any-mercy-for-me-left-in-the-universe-tonight-a-large-side-helping-of-processed-cheese---o