--I-want-cheese--o --#cheeseposting--o
THEY'VE GOT KRAFT GRUBSAUCE ON SALE AS A FUCKING BOGO DEAL AT YOUR NEAREST WARMART. STOP CHITTING OUT YOUR INANE THOUGHTS FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES JUST TO STIMULATE YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED THINKMEATS AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME DISCOUNTED CURDPASTE ALREADY.
--I-apologize-sir-but-you-dont-seem-to-understand--o --Though-I-appreciate-your-advice-and-concern--o --If-i-were-in-range-of-this-sale-I-would-of-course-take-advantage-of-it--o --However-I-am-not-on-planet-and-I-am-not-so-lucky-that-I-might-exist-on-'Earth-C'-as-some-on-chittr-call-it--o --I-am-far-outside-the-range-of-where-this-discount-would-apply--o --But-if-you-would-be-so-kind-as-to-enjoy-a-few-craft-singles-in-my-place--o --I-will-vicariously-appreciate-that-joy--o --#cheeseposting--o