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Well at least the slurpees didn't get splashed all over me. Not too bad a clean up issue. Overall a pretty quiet shift for today. #sevenelevenposting
Yesterday really was just the best day t-o-o- be R-o-o-rian. Trust me -o-o-n this -o-o-ne. Hehe.
YEAHHHH
* daaaamn!!!!!! * me next me next!!
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*Pops every single poppable joint in one move* I'm up.
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>there are objectively far too many ways to kultfarm on this website >the possibilities are practically infinite >yet somehow the bottomfeeders keep converging on the exact same mass-produced barely legible ass dribble every single time their claws hover over a text box >tfw witnessing an evolutionary bottleneck in real time LOLOLOL >and the WORST part? >can't even pressure them into producing anything genuinely funny because any form of mockery lands with hyper-effective damage against the average zero-impulse-control chudlet thinkpan
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IM A WELL TO DO YOUNG MAN OF 19834383948 SUMMERS AND A WINTER IN FLORIDA
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Ⓧ I been busy with a certain someone whose name starts with D and ends in Damien. Did my dice rollin friend get his shit back? Lemme check. Ⓧ
he was just there. completely naked. he was just performing like nothing was going on but he was just.. his naughty bits were exposed. #nsfw
꒦꒷ THE SLOP MASTER IS BLESSED TO HAVE SUCH AN AMAZING TROLL IN HIS LIFE maybe my SLOP reviews will slow down a bit because of it but FEAR NOT ILL KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
sleeping the entire day sounds nice when you have a pounding headache.
:33 < those stimewlant things made me supurr purroductive but meow my eyes hurt beclaws i kept furrgetting to blink
Woah.
the best thigns in life r ∆∆∆ 🤏 lil ∆∆∆crid ∆∆∆ lil yucky-wucky
wEIrd al was wIsE as hell. his sOngwritIng is fUckIn brIlliAnt. i miss him. EvEn if it was nEvEr rEAlly clEAr what OUr grOUp was ActuAlly sUpposEd to be dOIng. mAybE sOmedAy we'll get a #hArbingErsoftheAlpocalypsE cOmebAck hAhA.
part 2. well. locke had a fun time with this. um. yeah. end of 10k kull. i'm gonna throw myself into the ocean now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/649051d8e894.png #nsfw
Peo+ple o+ften accuse me o+f being a man-hater. No+, no+, yo+u've go+t me all wro+ng. I'm a man-eater. Impo+rtant distinctio+n.
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th3 b3st thin6 you all will 63t out o7 m3.... i’m not lik3 my broth3r who shows o77 on h3r3 :/ ...
For All Of The Stealthy Bullshit He's Been Pulling Recently In His Attempts To " Get Under My Skin ", All It Took Was Calling Him " Bitchless " To Get A Reaction Out Of Him On That Post. I Can't / Believe / I Ever Let That Loser " Hit ". #suggestive? I Don't Know.
* must be alot!!!!!! * very good to hear :3 * heres to a lovely week full of craft singles!
☆Hell yeah me too little fuKKers are tasty☆
I get hate more than the average bear I think
THE ROYAL DOGS ON THE TL FOR FREEEEEEEM
O+h, what the heck. #YO+DO+, am I right? Do+n't unblur this image if yo+u do+n't want to+ see my tits. #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.co+m/files/c931e54dee7a.jpg
|| INTRO POST || Your name is FLORID NIKIMO You live in the nice, breezy, forested hills of Trypanwood Hollow, with plenty of space to frolick around in the woods and forage for useful flora for your poultices. Your trusty lusus, DOTTIE, is always following close behind, even if youre WAY TOO OLD for this shit. You know what you’re doing, she worries too much! You were barely two when you fell down in that ditch, you’re a PRO at spotting wooded dirt-trippers now. They can’t get you, nothing can. Your life is pretty comfortable, you don’t find all that much to complain about. Your hive is pretty big, filled to the absolute brim with LITTLE SHITTIES AND VARIOUS TRINKETS, all of which you hold so, so dear to your pusher, even when you lose them. And fuck, you lose them OFTEN, you’d lose your own thinkpan if it wasn’t sealed up in your noggin. You’re pretty sure you have to have some holes up in there, since your memory is so shot it isn’t even funny. You’re constantly derailing your own thought-buggies, losing objects you JUST put down, walking into blocks and forgetting why you’re there…what were you talking about, again? You forget. You spend most of your time FLARPING with your TOTALLY AWESOME moirail, ANTILO UDATUS, chasing after him as he manages to injur himself in new and fascinating ways every time. It’s okay, though; you are a MASTER APOTHECULLER, your knowledge is VAST, and when all else fails, licking your wounds always seems to help. There is nothing that can stop the indomitable BOUNCE 'N' POUNCE, the two of you are used to being up against the world. You don’t spend all your time outside, though. One of your favourite hobbies is SLEEPING, curling up in your COMFY NEST and honkshoomimiming until the moons set. You are also Alternia’s number one fan of STILL-BODY FESTIVITY, a niche horror RPG that permanently altered your pan-chemistry the first time you played it at the ripe age of 6. And the second time. And the third. And that one time you played it for 10 hours straight for your moirail while voicing all the characters (and holding him practically hostage). Your trolltag is cryhoundColortura [CC], what will you do? https://toyhou.se/38871503.florid-nikimo
just went skinny dipping in da river with the hottest troll alive it's okay to 8e jealous rn
i f0rg0t t0 p0st this when it actually happened. i dedicate this chitt t0 all y0u serkets 0ut there. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u pr0bably. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/1410ae268451.jpeg
* thats fair! im still quite surprised. never got many craft singles stocked in my hive but i did always enjoy them thoroughly when i did * good luck with your trip to trollmart! hopefully you wont run out of the cheese too soon heheh
0/10. Terrible.
don’t worr7 about me, i’m resilient. and i’ve got enough non se(ret admirers to (ushion that blow, haha
He literally bought me Thing head for my wriggling day. And also signs my checks. I'm good.
megidude
au6h it's 6ettin6 warm a6ainnnn.
absinthe has to be up there
hmmm. i'm bored. fu(k it. who want me, and wants to find out if i want 7ou? smash or pass time! (ouple of points- 1} i'm not just sa7ing shit. if i sa7 smash, i mean it. (ordiall7 invited to (ome get some 2} peep that lesbian flag. no dudes will get a smash. if i (an't figure it out and sa7 smash an7wa7s, i'm revoking it. sorr7, dude #nsfw