
Dirk.
@takeTetrodotoxin
Living bioweapon. Unrepentant rulebreaker. DMs open, but you're not going to see me without the mask. Radioactive cat screaming at 3 am for food.

I am like the world’s most fucked up pufferfish.

Not to steal @tenebroseTentation’s brand or anything, but ow, my bones. Explosions hurt. #violence?

They’re trying to what now.

Oh fuck is that Troll Leon Kennedy.

Why did they change the font.

Ough, ow, ouch. My bones.

Hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I need three boxes of mac n cheese and two cakes in my mouth.

#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/0S38Oso3I9vpDXcTb7kYt9

Total count: 65. 66, if he likes this post too.

I was worried about why I had 47 notifications but it's okay. It's just my brother going through all my recent posts.

... Hmn. I guess I have new food for thought.

The funniest part about my usual kit is that a lot of people assume the big jacket is just to hide equipment in. And I do stuff it full of equipment, don’t get me wrong. But honestly? I just have a big jacket because I get cold easy.

Okay. I need to settle on something.

Achoo.

Have you ever watched something happen and had a very foreboding feeling? #fightnight

I need cupcakes.

I think I could get away with sneaking out again… #fightnight

Me when I'm fucking bored. I should write yaoi.

I think it's time to get myself some badges.

God, I love water.

Eating two boxes of wings and six burritos could fix me.




