Dirk Strider
@beatboxingHeart
Half-Human, Half-Grimdark, Full-Problem. Transmale, 30, living in a bubble but not dead yet.
!! INTRO POST !! ♡ This is a super canon divergent Dirk Strider. He's been active in the roleplaying community since 2012, so there's some growth and change to his character that a canon Dirk wouldn't experience. ♡ Dirk is like if a jock was horror-aligned. Yes, he's watched and enjoyed Jersey Shore. Yes, he Gym/Tans/Laundry. Yes, he's stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back. ♡ I tag gore and emetophobia because both of those things are applicable when you play a guy who could pull off a very sickly squid cosplay. Ink is very prevalent and often comes out his mouth. ♡ Dirk is a transgender man who doesn't align with any specific sexuality or romantic format. In fact he'll often criticize labeling oneself as a limitation. ♡ Dirk is not always right. In fact, he's wrong fairly often. (He's also not always wrong.) Use your best judgement and allow your character to decipher whether or not you're being lied to. Chances are, Dirk believes what he says to be true. ♡ Dirk has an ESA. She's an older Borzoi named Rosalyn (Rosey). ♡ Dirk is afraid of zombies. Absolutely terrified by them. ♡ Dirk's favorite movie is Drive (2011) and he has seen it three times a week for the past 4 years. ♡ Dirk is filthy rich. He has no idea how much money his Bro left him but he has all the money. He gets weirded out of you don't just take it from him. ♡ Dirk seeks to be of value and meaning to the people around him. Brushing off attempts can ruin his mood. He often feels useless and over compensates to make sure that's not the reality. ♡ Dirk has a stuffed animal collection. ♡ Dirk is married to @affectionConsecrated and lives with her part time. Part time he's at his place with @caesarsArmament . ♡ Will update periodically as needed.
The air fryer sounds so happy when it's done cooking.
It's not dehydration. Tylenol helps for a bit but this is a persistent headache.
Head hurts again. Should probably remove it. #decapitation
#gore #violence
Hunting in the void will perpetually be a nasty thorn in my ass. Almost a sensory deprivation chamber but make it sub zero temperatures.
I'm not surprised by how many people around me are okay with murder.
i m3an its kinda hot so lik3
Likewise.
Paying for the sins of your past is kind of whack when it becomes a schedule conflict. Will always put pretty eyes over all else but can murder wait.
Tell it to stop aching. Then it legally can't do that anymore.
Lavender, and painkillers.
Does lavender really help a headache or does it just smell nice?
It might help because it promotes relaxation. Assuming you aren't allergic to it. Then it promotes anaphylaxis.
The best way to find out what it promotes is to test it firsthand, after all.
Yes, it is used to lessen the severity of the headache, and it does smell nice.
This indeed made me laugh.
Intent achieved.
Still thinking about how he called me whipped.
You are? Damn, and he hides behind a wall of text on a random website.
That was a very obscure innuendo- hmn. It seems I was not expecting it~♡ I'll make myself presentable.
Starving but all I have is microwave vegetables.
-> With The Correct Facilities As Well As Access To A Water Source You Could Likely Make A Soup = Your Total Is $4.30
Probably the nicest thing said to me today.
do u want me to send u meat just dont ask where i got it from
Last time someone did that it was their own arm and it fucked me up.
dirk why tf would i do that 2 u an thats fucked up but no i tend 2 like kill birds n stuff i was gonna send u dead birds an maybe some deer #death #killing
aight ill send u some of that then it should end up wherever tf ur at shortly probs
I slept nearly all day. What does this mean.
IT MEANS THE WAKING WORLD ITSELF IS BEATING YOU AWAY WITH A STICK. STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
Out here getting beat by consciousness. That's a new low bar for the waking self.
If I hit 100 followers by this weekend I'll do something cool.
Dog posting and robot posting. I was meant to log on today.
At times, yeah. Motivated enough to stay in the alive status I'm currently at. No plans on switching things up anytime soon.
This is an absurd amount of cheesecake.
:33< mew know it!!!
:33< were gonna n33d a doggy suitcase my guy
:33< gonna n33d a doggy apurrtment to store our doggy luggage
:33< on a doggy str33t in a doggy town in a doggy state in a doggy world in a doggy mewnifurse!
@shitpostAccount Cheesecake?
:33< yeah sure ill eat ch33secake with mew
Should probably get to bed. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9733fac914c.png
Crazy how men will look you in the eye and promise they'll stay then take off. #Liar
Nothing sounds good but I should eat.
-> Https://kitchendivas.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/slow-cooker-15-bean-soup-fi.jpg = Your Total Is $50.74
