Dirk Strider
@beatboxingHeart
Half-Human, Half-Grimdark, Full-Problem. Transmale, 30, living in a bubble but not dead yet.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da7756bf3468.png Art commissioned by cupid-tune Full Reference Page: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JeMlU1itgw44EJ0uww3mwp73qYArNkVkMsnISYimxDA/edit?usp=sharing !! INTRO POST !! ♡ This is a super canon divergent Dirk Strider. He's been active in the roleplaying community since 2012, so there's some growth and change to his character that a canon Dirk wouldn't experience. ♡ Dirk is sired to a horrorterror. He believes the safety of others depends on being in her favor (and he's not ENTIRELY wrong). He seeks further education on his craft through tarot, runes, and practicing the abilities he's gained from being a halfling. ♡ Dirk is physically different from his alts. While baseline he has the Dirk Prime look to him, he has little ink splotches all over his body. They're underneath his skin and will move when pressed on like a stimmy toy. Dirk is also missing his right arm from a fight he lost. His eyes are a honey-amber color, his skin is slightly tanned, and he has freckles over his face and below his eyes. He's 5'11'' but he'll tell you he's 6' even. ♡ Dirk is like if a jock was horror-aligned. Yes, he's watched and enjoyed Jersey Shore. Yes, he Gym/Tans/Laundry. Yes, he's stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back. ♡ I tag gore and emetophobia because both of those things are applicable when you play a guy who could pull off a very sickly squid cosplay. Ink is very prevalent and often comes out his mouth. ♡ Dirk is a transgender man who doesn't align with any specific sexuality or romantic format. In fact he'll often criticize labeling oneself as a limitation. ♡ Dirk is not always right. In fact, he's wrong fairly often. (He's also not always wrong.) Use your best judgement and allow your character to decipher whether or not you're being lied to. Chances are, Dirk believes what he says to be true. ♡ Dirk has an ESA. She's an older Borzoi named Rosalyn (Rosey). ♡ Dirk is afraid of zombies. Absolutely terrified by them. ♡ Dirk's favorite movie is Drive (2011) and he has seen it three times a week for the past 4 years. ♡ Dirk is filthy rich. He has no idea how much money his Bro left him but he has all the money. He gets weirded out of you don't just take it from him. ♡ Dirk seeks to be of value and meaning to the people around him. Brushing off attempts can ruin his mood. He often feels useless and over compensates to make sure that's not the reality. ♡ Dirk has a stuffed animal collection. ♡ Dirk is married to @affectionConsecrated and lives with her part time. Part time he's at his place with @caesarsArmament . ♡ Will update periodically as needed.
Science has proven that a human being can live 11 days without sleep. Since I am not entirely human, that number is perceived as bullshit and replaced with the idea of an infinity could pass without significant detriment to my physical well being. During the time where I would normally be laying my head down and closing my eyes I will be substituting it with sitting up and staring at the wall. It would even be cool if sometimes there was a tv there with something on it that I enjoyed watching. However, this is not a necessity.
11 days???
so how long have you been without sleep?
I didn't sleep all last week while I was out of my mind. I'm not about to start until I feel better.
oh boy.
https://www.tumblr.com/beatboxingheart/825790491506442240/process-what-just-happened?source=share #gore #bodyhorror #cannibalism #eatingdisordertw #icprose
this
have a shower
thats whie you gotta also use soap
EUPHORIA. #cavitystuck
ngl, i've never been a huge fan of rot.
i will?
so like, how is that going to happen?
When it surrounds you and you DECAY with it, you will feel a familiarity not yet experienced.
well then. that is pretty descriptive, that's for sure.
i think i can trust you on that front.
I'm so good at RUNNING! The feeling of SUFFOCATING and the feeling of lactic acid slowly deteriorating my muscle fibers is INVIGORATING!! #gore #cavitystuck
dawg i don't think it's supposed to do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyVnbZ0v3yE #gore
Enjoy the INK-SHAKES! Safe to CONSUME! You will enjoy how it makes your stomach EAT ITSELF! #cavitystuck
Every day we DECAY and ROT. Isn't that FANTASTIC? #cavitystuck
How many days till nerve death.
Hopefully soon.
That is true.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b2e823b11fa2.png A sliiiight aesthetic change! #cavitystuck
I call it meato frito, where I rip open a rotisserie chicken and stuff it with BBQ Fritos Spirals. The hot bar at Walmart hates to see me coming.
Unsettled. I need a prey victim.
Yeah, this is about right. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e3594c8d406.png
Bitches love my tentacles arm. #nsfw
/bars
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/742dbd9cf157.png
!!!
i dooooo.
The faults of my past creep in on my mind, coasting through the dark recesses like a mid-afternoon digestion walk. It's impossible to cut the gelatinous fat wobbling vibrations of self-assessments and my stomach can barely handle processing it. It's bottom feeder behavior to message abandoned accounts and beg for a response. ... I think I just really miss my boyfriend. But it's been 10 years since I saw him. I already accepted the clear fact he's never coming back. Every once in a while something reminds me of him and I feel like I can't breathe. ... I'm probably just lonely, romantically. It's been a decade since I've been in a relationship. Probably overdue.
Whiney whining whiiiiiiiiner! You DO have the power to do something a8out this, so DO it! We're going to have to fix more than your arm, jeeeeeeeez.
As a destroyer class, solutions involving fixing somwthing is out of my wheelhouse.
Guess it's yet another jo8 for a player of light! May8e some of my luck will ru8 off on you.
Things have felt a little too complacent recently. There's been a distinct lack in, "Dirk is wrong," accusations. I think it's because I'm not vocalizing my daily decisions as often, which strips the nay-sayers of their persistent boo-ing. I'm sure by even making this post I'm throwing out a neon sign into the multiverse that will guide my haters back to me with pitchforks and fire. If I'm not constantly defending myself do I even exist? Much to contemplate about. My own self-validity is strongly held to the standards of disapproval.
What, like pictures of me with my cool ro8ot arm? Or some8ody who would recommend me. 8ecause, you know, I can just m8ke it for you and you can look at it and if you d8n't want it we can just chuck it in the gar8age, wh8atever.
Fiiiiiiiine. ((attached are pictures from when Vriska was 6 sweeps and getting used to the new arm after her "accident")) [coolnewarmyeah.png] [hookattachment.png] [ro8oslap.png] [yessssssssupgrades.png]
Sick nasty. All right. I'll give it a try. I am an engineer, so if you want to collaborate on it, let me know. I just have that limitation of manufacturing product, having the one arm. It's not even my dominant hand.
It would help to know the size and shape of your shoulder, yes, and we want to match the shape and size of your hands don't we? I can get started on the arm part, I think he left his 8lueprints around. I mean, you know, my friend left the 8lueprints I m8de. He 8orrowed them. 8ut he kind of can't use them anymore can he? Hahahahahahahaha! :::;D There's plenty of m8erial around here, I just need to find the right la8. We can meet up and measure you whenever you want!
My schedule is so free it makes Lynyrd Skynyrd throw the guitars down in jealousy. You call the time, and I'll provide everything you need.
I'm free now! Thanks for 8ringing the parts, this la8 is seriously falling apart!
No sweat. I can have repairs done for you. There's an endless supply of manpower when you have an endless supply of cold hard cash at your disposal.
Nice slipping that 8rag in there at the end, I can respect that. It won't take toooooooo much manpower though, I can TOTALLY get this done on my own. :::;) Let's get started already!
Woke up and my tv manifested a pair of eyes on the screen to watch me. I'm fairly certain that's terror influence but maybe it got tired of being stared at that it wanted to do some staring. #horror #LittleEldritchThings
HAPPENS SOMETIMES.
PERCHANCE.
YEAH SOMETIMES.
not unheard of
in times like these we gotta remember family if youve got drugs that are making the tv stare back at you, remember your family and share #substance
I was an isolated ectobaby who's guardian is, as of writing this, presumably dead. I have no concept of family. However, I can let you into this world with something that could act like a drug. More of a deliriant though. Also kind of gross. But the trip is wild. #substance
My shadow puppet growled at me. #LittleEldritchThings
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