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So I’m wvatching this human tvw showv called “Eurovwision”…
[MM] is now Online didnt sleep, but, what the fuck ever, right?
Some a these human soporifics are real fuckin’ good, though… #substances
its me, guy.
When a dude asks you if you want to hang out, don’t look at him all confused like that. You make a homeboy question shit to much.
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and maybe more?~
Can’t believwe no one invwited me to #fightnight. Wvhatevwer. I’ll just start pushing people at the bar. Gotta do evwerything myself.
I lost my favourite vape. Its fine. I don't care. #fuckitfriday
You monster.
I'm wondering how good an idea it was to leave one cat to catsit the other cat, myself.
I can't believe I'm so deprived that I'm stooping to flirting with a slutty robot. #nsfw ?
i completely lost my train of thought...
Oh thank cod. I'm not the only one wvho had eggs showv up at their hivwe. I thought it wvas some kinda misguided attempt at threatenin' me.
as a horrible woman this is great for me
why are you guys doing davism daves can be any color not just orange or red bros on the other hand go be mean to all of them
April Fools sucks, man. Maybe I’ve just dealt with too many incidents of people being absolute fucking dicks and blowing off the consequences with “it’s just a prank, bro” and “you’re overreacting it was just a joke.” I dunno.
everyppony has that 1 bitch they cant stawp yearnin abt #yearning
Using an emoji makes me feel like I just got burned.
just finished wurthering heights i dont know about this one folks #incest
Now have the song "we're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys do" stuck in my head fuck y'all
Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
I think Dave might have gotten himself into the #incest thing.. Why is it trending *what* happened
NOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON CHITTR IS TRUE
im sorry that all the dirks have to experience this shit rn ur girl roxy knows ur not doin shit like that ily all
Get me out of this shithole.
Oh, great. Now I’m going to be known as “the Dirk that’s pitch with a Dave” because of the least pitch hate I am capable of experiencing. Which is none pitch. I’m going to do something drastic.
Unfortunately the cat problem is taken care of... Sigh... I was a mother of 123 mewtated kitties for only a moment... #RIP #SadDayInAmerica
how do u tell ur boss 2 fuck awf!! i dont wanna go 2 werk and subjug 2day :(
-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
alright but when it sends you straight to the green moon without a postage stamp dont come crying to mommy
you couldnt begin to handle the grime im smoking
go thirst over some fuck else, i ain't interested in some freak whose idea of flirtin' is to piss people off 'cuz all they got is their own hand to entertain 'em. #NSFW
Cope.
I think there's a human term for what you're trying to say here. Give me a second to find it.
No. Forget this ever happened.
Sometimes metaphorically if the day has left our minds as empty as our souls.