Brosprite
@broSprite
Feathery asshole with two swords that are also one sword.
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw
I also still miss my dick. #nsfw
Still wishing I had a beak for some fucking reason.
My sister hates me. I’m going to bite my wings in protest.
My hat is cooler than your hat.
Sweet. Got the ‘you fucked everything up’ badge now. W.
Feeling like a bird today. As all other days. Against my will.

need less annoying people in my business goddamn
Am I pretty.
Being a sprite sucks ass.
Fluttershy wouldn’t want me to kill myself so now I’m stuck here I guess. #cw-self-harm
Haven’t said cloaca in a while.
Seeing a lot of versions of me. Makes me say less on here. God knows we don’t need more.
I haven’t been on in a while. My bad. Doubt anyone missed having one less strider though.
There’s a roomba here.
None of you own as many weighted blankets as me. I crush myself under so many at once.

another day of being offended people call me a bird or "dave" but never acknowledge the fact that im part sword
Would be cool to have a beak.
You ever flap your wings when you fly. I don’t. Too gay.
You don’t need a spoon for yogurt.
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