@broSprite — #nsfw
I should be allowed near Gonzo the Great. For normal reasons. #nsfw
Cloaca out not because I want it to be but because I can't wear pants. #nsfw I guess.
I would take having a beak instead of a cloaca. #nsfw
If I still had legs I could be kickin a rock. Instead I'm missin a cock. #nsfw
If you think I fuck smuppets you're stupid. The appeal is entirely in destroying them is what I'm sayin. I have zero involvement. #nsfw
People hatin smuppets talkin bout tearin em apart as if that ain't their main purpose and sex appeal. #nsfw
Imagine if everything was the same but your penis was gone and you glowed and your life purpose was destroyed. Cool right? #nsfw
The B in BDSM stands for Brosprite. The other letters also stand for Brosprite. It's not a sex thing anymore it's my acronym. #nsfw I guess.
Haven't said cloaca in a while so I should say cloaca again. Never forget what sburb took from you. And by you I mean me. (Penis.) #nsfw
Gonna bang this guys situationship I guess. #nsfw
I'd love to jerk off right now but you see my dick is gone and instead it's a fucking shit awful piece of garbage cloaca. So I'm banned from being properly horny. #nsfw
Need someone genuinely scared of me. Need them to jump when they notice me in the room. To try n uncomfortably but politely leave the situation while I hunt them like prey. Need em to scream n kick when they realize I ain't gonna back off. #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc #roleplay (<- Obviously. But incase it needs to be said.)
Keep misreading Chit as Clit. #nsfw I guess.
Haven't complainted about #cloaca yet today. #nsfw
People will say they hate smuppets n then wreck em as if that ain't the point. They're little whores to be gored and wrecked. There entire identity is around being phallic and being detroyed because of their very nature. #nsfw #gore <- But also not really, they're made of felt and I ain't gettin sexual pleasure from it. Still feels worth tagging. #smuppets.
Could a man truly explore his cloaca. No. I hate it. It sucks. #nsfw
She was gonna let me hit but didn't because of my cloaca. #nsfw
I spent so much money to get a dick, 12 inches and pierced to the fucking nines, and now this fuckass game gave me a cloaca. Is this hell. Is this what hell is. #nsfw