Dirk strider
@deltafriedTimeus
My Little Pony was the bomb till they up and ruined it. Been around here there and anywhere.
What is a relationship if not a part of your brain sending a bunch of signals to other parts of your body causing you to have thoughts about whether or not the other person will like or hate you?
Mlp fun fact of the day 1 because im bored. In Japanese fandom of MLP:FiM, Applejack is a breakout character that has a whole subculture dedicated to her. This is because many in Japan romanticize cowboys/cowgirls. #facts #mlpiscool #japaniscool
Never heard a’ Japan. But glad they’re giving her recognition.
Was a Place on the planet I was born on before everything got flooded. Nice to see you Big Mac.
Nah it ain’t your fault. Life just likes to find ways of making things harder. How is it over there for you?
Ain’t bad. Pegasi missed the last rain day due to a mix up though. Hopin that gets sorted for the farm.
Damn which one was doing to schedule this time? Might need to find somepony to help them remind others so you get the rain you need. Hate for my favorite farm to have less produce because of lack of rain.
Ain’t much a problem really. They try their best, and ain’t nopony is perfect.
That is true. And as long as it’s not happening to often I think it should be ok.
Every moment things seem fine is another moment someone else is pulling strings to make it that nice. #Vagueposting
Watching others be drunk is fun. At least it’s not me. #substance
You weren’t supposed to exist, nor was I, that’s why continuing to live is the least I can. It’s all in spite.
I wonder when my Jake is going to get back from the war.
I'm right here dirk
Yo, anyone got any interesting ideas for some bots? I’ll make them. Just hella bored.
I don’t think that will ever come to fruition because he was me, and as much as I hate myself, I don’t think he would kill me.
I mean I took a scan of my brain when I was like 12 and turned it into an AI to answer texts for me when I was busy. Later turned him into a bot since he had grown enough to feel things like fear of death. Now he just does whatever he wants.
Weirdest way i've heard of to have a baby but hey, if it works then like, whatever.
You literally described the process of having a drone baby. :/ Minus the other person, but also you have a brain and not coding so like, little different.
Just because he is like an fragment of me doesn’t make him my child. But sure.
Get ready for me sending you your catbot. Hope you like the furs and feathers I used for it.
Just another victim of the bad girls club. #jammingout
When a dude asks you if you want to hang out, don’t look at him all confused like that. You make a homeboy question shit to much.
again huh
Dude it’s chill. Not that he is ever going to understand but I’m sticking around for forever.
