Dirk strider
@deltafriedTimeus
My Little Pony is the bomb. Been around here there and anywhere. Trans. So what? ((is an ult and has been forgot to say anything though))
@theGayvestrider come here and explain how that was supposed to work? Cause gonna be honest I don’t get it little dude.
youre weird for that man tellin your bro all about your sexual escapades
Oh I haven’t said all of them. Trust me. I could go into more detail. I just won’t because that would be weird.
yeah way fuckin weeeeird
. . . well this is awkward isnt it
no
what if i am a whore
oh yeah totally forgot to wish the vanta's a happy shared hatching day or whatever its called. especially happy hatching day you little freak. keep existing for dave and june's sake. @knightGeneticist be there at the party in like 2. jake is taking his time.
THANKS ASSHOLE. AND YEAH THATS THE PLAN. YALL BETTER GET OVER HERE SOON BEFORE ALL THE FOODS GONE.
got a sword full of truth and a timeline to clear. trans folks been valid, y'all just late to the year. irony's cheap, but respect costs none. quit acting like identity's a battle you've won. i'm parsing your discourse, it's lagging behind. buffering takes from a prehistoric mind. your logic's all patches on obsolete code. meanwhile the future already been hitt'n the road. labels are tools, not a cage or a trap. people know themselves better than your comment app. you call it confusion, i call it revision— self-authorship's always the strongest decision. i don't need a lecture from a guy in replies treating somebody else's life like a prize. touch grass, read books, maybe widen your sights. the world's big enough for millions of lives. keep the fake outrage, i'm muting the noise. life ain't a script where you pick a folks' choice. i'm cool with the future—that's the whole damn gist. trans rights. update your firmware. consider yourself patched. #pridemonth
A quick rechitt of this one.
Of course.
thats my son right here
you know it's kinda nice when your dad, who you didn't get to know because he was dead when you were "born", just pops up out of the blue... I mean, maybe he isn't my timeline's one, but I've still got the chance I can't say most dirks have gotten. its been nice. still working out the details to get to his time and hang out with him some but that's gonna be a minute at least. after that, finding out another timeline me has been treating his kid like crap, pisses me off. I swear I'm gonna find that kid and help him out of the shit that dirk has put him in. telling a kid he was only made in a time of weakness like he wasn't supposed to live, and then acting as if he does exist.. fuck any versions of me out there like that. we all came from that same start. no one is there. a few bots to teach us to live. the internet for what little socializing we could get. why put the thing we hated most on a kid we made? It's bullshit. fuck it. if you didn't want him then why make him? what was the point? you miss Jake that fucking bad? pull your head out of your ass before someone who will actually give a damn about him comes and takes him away. so help me, I will be the father who stepped up. #pissed #bigbrostrider #cw-child-abuse
damn and like that ive waisted my whole day. right when i had some pretty big plans for some stuff i wanted to get done. oh well.
tomorrow is a seconnd channce..
yeah thats kinda why im not to worried about it. but i was going to go shopping for food, work more on my bots, see if i could get farther in a show i was watching, do some writing, do some katana practice, eat lunch, mess with jake, play video games, mess with roxy, mess with jane, and eat dinner. i only got eat dinner on this list of things to do, done.
somethinng is better thann nnothinng.
i know. but i was hoping to get more than one meal today. not that im not use to it.
man im rewatching sbahj tonight.. fucking love that movie. actually grabbing the reels for it right now.
got my single tooth getas fixed. thanks @ghostlyBiology
dude i came on here and thanked you and now you're attacking me.. nice. for your information, i just rather it be you because it was broken in a weird way and you can always just use your retcon powers to fix stuff.
it could be worse could be in some bum apartment in texas or dead or worse gay
... im gay dave... i also sometimes stay at my apartment. not because i cant live anywhere else cause i can and often stay with my jake, but because its somewhere no one will bother me at.
your jake specifically nobody elses ha ha i jest simply the best cause i dont rest flexin on the worst gonna put them in a hearse
theres a lot of timelines on here dude.. so my jake is both my boyfriend and my timeline.
finally got up.. left the house for a little, ran into some kids and.. my sandal broke.. and like that my life is in shambles again.
i just wanted to fix something i said a couple days ago. the new mlp show sucks. not the ponies. they are great and i love them. the problem is the new story lines feel so far off from mlpfim. that isnt to say i wont watch it a million times over though. ponies are to good man. now this stuff happening on here though? fuck that my girls will ALWAYS win even when it seems like they already lost. thats how they get you. they dont give up. ponies? fuck this bitch up.
hell yeah dude. the main §ix and the prince§§e§ NEVER lo§e.
Human, you sound as intoxicatingly grating as Sunny Starscout herself. It's like there's an echo here, of the orange variety... But history is history. Nothing changes it.
⋆ Sorry my struggle against systemic oppression doesn't tickle your fancy, Strider. Glad you're at least on my side against Opaline!
see your right? but what's also right about history? you lost back then, you'll lose again. the thing is, they have had time to learn, strengthen themselves, and ready for every fight that is coming. these ladies won't go down. and just when you think you have them, you'll lose. history is there to teach. it will look like a repeat on paper, but every time you lose will be in a different way. nothing has or will be the same. there will always be strong ponies ready to take you down. that is the only similarity.
oh its not that. i was totally for that. just the way things moved in a choppy sort of way. timeing seemed off in some parts making the movie feel kind of choppy.
nice just got another follow from my pony pals. rocking the high life today.
trying to get a good picture of us like this is hard. cant get the right angle
im finally awake. i swear getting used as a pillow just makes me more tired but how can i say no to jake? hes just... really cute and using me as a pillow gives me the best spot in the house to have him be the last thing/being i see feeling asleep, and the first thing/being i see when i wake up... damn i love this man.. maybe i should ask him to marry me..
i am going to say this loud for the folks all the way in the back to hear. PASTA PIZZA IS NOT SOGGY!! IT IS GOOD AND CHEESY! https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/z9Fs-IPrmITIdV-BzrvI8w/348s.jpg
No. And I did play but it's kind of complicated to explain what happened. My Jane and Roxy are dead actually fully dead. My Dave and her Jade found Jake and I and just decided to take us with them to find a new timeline since theirs had also gone to shit. Eventually we found the current timeline we're in and we've just kind of been for about five years. To my understanding both our timelines sburb code was broken when we reached a certain level and it glitched.
oh fuck.. if yall need another timeline hop, yall could come here.
Hopefully we won't anytime soon. But uh Sburb could come to this timeline anytime and we will not do that shit ever again so maybe.
yeah we already played and won. june im sure would be willing to fix any paradox problems and dave could set time right for yall. if it ever comes to it.
My Dave and I were just talking earlier about maybe going to another timeline and actually finishing Sburb. But what if that timeline has the same glitch. God forbid I lose Dave or Jake I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I greenlit that decision. The glitch even effected the trolls in both our old timelines. I just don't think it's the smartest decision.
dude.. gonna be honest here.. I wouldn't risk it. I mean, each game is different, even if the same glitches arise. For us, we have to deal with not just one but threeish end game bosses in nearly the same time. Like if it weren't for all the dead, those who were still alive, and Karkat's astonishing final blow, we wouldn't have made it out. Yeah, we got god powers and a world to call our own, but the dead didn't come back.. Those who died stayed dead. After such a long time with them all, there are some I wish we could bring back. I wouldn't change my decisions for all of existence, but only because I got to have those who I do today because of those actions but if suburb popped, back up, I would do anything to keep it from happening again.
Yeah. I mean those are my feelings exactly. I would rather die than have that shit fuck anything I got going for me right now up.
i would tell him no but if he demands it follow him. anyways i have to go to sleep now. someone is about to steal my phone from me because its "sleep time" and has decided im his pillow. talk tomorrow?
Yeah. TTYL, man. Good night.
Watching MLP equestria girls for the 100th time.
☼ Sunset Shimmer has told me of this world in passing one or twice on her visits. Hah, the idea of me being a school principal is... quite interesting! ☼
Princess Celestia! You would and have made a great teacher so it would be no surprise to anyone for you then to be a great school principal. That’s just in your blood to be a great leader. I only hope I can make you proud.
☼ So long as your heart remains open to others and you're willing to lend an ear without judgement, so too will you do right by others. That is worth more than anything my pride in you can offer. ☼
☼ I'm already proud of you for being here in this world, Dirk Strider! That's all the assurance you need from me. ☼
I’m actually really happy right now to see everypony here. This is like the best day ever.
I miss you every day pinkie. You and the rest of the girls. One day. One day we will be reunited.
Damn the boyfriend is over here forcing me to go to bed… night yall.
Ok but mlp’s twilight sparkle is the best pony and no one can change my mind on that. Rainbow dash and apple jack are close seconds though.
Twilight is an exemplary character, and were we all a little 6it m9re like her I 6elieve the universe w9uld 6e a safer, kinder place. Unf9rtunately she is als9 a #m9narch with vague alleg9ries t9wards #c9l9nialism 6ut I supp9se n969dy is perfect.
She is perfect by being imperfect. It is because she is true to herself and everypony else that makes her the princess of friendship. She is impeccably strong and able to handle everything as long as her friends are by her side. She doesn’t even let the test of time sway her in this fact. That is why she will always be best pony.
Oh for the love of me, please stop trying to wake the three from eldrich undead horrors from their slumbers. We don’t need sans, paps, or the tired scientists they call a dad to come on here right now.
i appeal to the §an§, papyru§ and the man who §peak§ in hand§. ari§e.
I HAVE BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE TIME AS IT IS PART OF MY DUTIES AS A SURVEY MODERATOR. I JUST DON'T POST OFTEN BECAUSE I'M BUSY PROGRAMMING. NETWORKS ARE HARD. BE PATIENT.