Dirk strider
@deltafriedTimeus
My Little Pony is the bomb. Been around here there and anywhere. Trans. So what? ((is an ult and has been forgot to say anything though))
I wonder exactly how many striders are there lingering on this site.
hey @deltafriedtimeus yøu've been with høpe the whøle time right is sex with an elder gød different then nørmal jake? #nsfw
You really egging on me right now little dude?? For your info i havent fucked hope even if i wanted to. Something tells me if i did that i would either have the forever end or i would somehow hurt jakes body to much that he couldn't come back.
??? what the fuck wøuld yøu be døing with him tø kill yøu
A god. Hes a god in human skin.. like biblical. The whole idea that you cant look them in the eyes without going either crazy or dieing is still a thing.
chit
they do that
watching my little pony.
Good. Its the best show in the world and no one can change my mind.
of course dirk strider would say this.
congrats if you see this chitt ive mailed 2 bags of loose keys to you as a prize
yeah bro check your pockets theyre probably on the ground along with your pants on account of how many fucking keys can fit in a bag
You think my pants cant handle it when i wear a belt to keep them up? But now im wondering where all these keys go to.
day number a lot of days being immortal this one wants ear scratches
i should post a picture of me grinning big.
yknow thinking about it i dont think bro could drive dirk sure as fuck cant wonder if its genetic for them
Im sorry, spending your whole life in an apartment with no ability to drive because your world is flooded kinda makes it hard to actually learn these sorts of thing’s.
fair point but like do you drive now have you driven will you drive when will you drive
If i made the car myself? Yes. But otherwise i don’t trust others death traps.
damn ok flexing on us non mechanics i get it tho i swear you look at a car wrong and that shit is popping a check engine light
Exactly! How am i supposed to trust something thats made to be driving at high speeds that wasn't built by myself? Well ill take jakes engineering any day, but I’d still rather go with my own.
Hey twerp. Been a while. What ya up to? Hows the new hatchling? @turnaroundGodtech
døing well far as i can tell. alsø i'm ølder then yøu dumbass
øh fuck øff yøu're cheating
Cheating?? Damn thats hurtful. Can yiu really call it cheating when a few hundred years back you were throwing yourself in my lap talking about how you needed a minute for me to act like your older bro?
dude
i'm gøing tø whip yøur ass, see yøu søøn
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ho ho hoe's think i won't commit to a bit. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ... you trying to know me dirk? my wires and magic juju blood intimately? hehehe ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ya know i can't remember if i was mean to you first or you me. guess you can know me. i do love you. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Love me? Or do you love your version of me? And it was you being mean to me and me having to tell you not to mess with me at that moment.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ nah i love every dirk i meet. all of them are different and weird, i love that. hmmmm yeah that sounds like me, sorry bout that bro. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Nah it’s fine. Water under the apartment. But seriously though. I do want to be all knowing you and stuff.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ cute. cute combo x2 sure, i like not saying no to you, it's kinda bad but we move. i'll open up my core just for you ૮꒰˶ฅ́˘ฅ̀˶꒱ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ approaching your location with ill intent ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Good. Bring all the ill intent you want. Ill handle you just fine. #suggestive