Dirk strider
@deltafriedTimeus
My Little Pony is the bomb. Been around here there and anywhere. Trans. So what? ((is an ult and has been forgot to say anything though))
< TRUST EXERCISE, LET ME. CUT YOU OPEN. >
Honestly doesn’t sound like the worst idea. What’s your plans with having me open like that? #gore #bodyhorror
< I JUST LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK AROUND INSIDE AND TOUCH ALL THE ORGANS. POKE AROUND, HAVE FUN, THEN PUT EVERYTHING BACK. >
Yo hate to be a downer on your fun and shit but ain’t you a full ass human? Like not a god? That sort of shit would kill you.
< HUMANS GET CUT OPEN ALL THE TIME AND LIVE. >
Only when they are put back together properly and I don’t know if you’re a doctor who knows how to do all that. Bleeding out is also a thing humans can die from.
< I'VE CUT PLENTY OF PEOPLE OPEN BEFORE AND PUT THEM ALL BACK TOGETHER PROPERLY. I WOULDN'T LET A MOTHERFUCKER DIE. WHAT'S THE FUN IN THAT? >
I’m just trying to keep another version of me not dead. There’s enough dead striders out there to fill the entire earth with our bodies.
does any1 else just randomly remember that grandma got run over by a reindeer exist sometimes?
Dude.. all the fucking time. I’ll be like doing something during “christmas” time and it will be like “boom” and I’ll be like. “Bro… I fucking forgot you existed. Go get frozen back up with the Christmas hell which I have to listen to every year. Please for the love of fuck.” And it will be like “nah dawg. I’m over here ruining more people’s days cause it’s fun.” And I’ll be like “dude that’s sick in the not cool way. Just go away already.” … needless to say yeah. I do.
last time we played dnd karkat(@knightgeneticist ) killed an øld man by kicking him in the balls and we haven't played since
how to get rid of hiccups send chit.
Hold breath or hyperventilate. Both have worked for me if the other didn’t work.
that ruby has all that and she's wasting it on the worst cronus? #dashwatching #nsfw
Thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking…
i hawve no idea vwho you evwen are, wvhy do you evwen hawve an opinion?
You don’t need to know me. I’ve seen enough of you to have an opinion.
if you have a problem, solve it. people like to say it isn’t that simple. they’re lying to themselves.
I think it’s more like… having to many of them at the same time and trying to fix them all at once that becomes the problem for people? Like I (user) have issues a, b, and c (on a computer) all going on at once but my memory board only can handle one thing at a time and now I’ve been overwhelmed so I’ve got to take time to reboot and someone just enters the same problems again making it continue a cycle.
sounds like a lot of excuses for a motherfucker who can’t get his shit together.
Ain’t talking about me. Just saying I can see from a computing point how it’s hard for others.
so you’re defending some helpless loser you made up huh.
More like I defending friends of mine. But go off on showing how “great” you are for shitting on people who can’t fix problems as fast.
never said i was great. just saying that people shouldn’t make lame excuses. they should get their shit together.
think i gøtta kill gød tøday dunnø which øne but søme gød is dying. gød dø i have tø cut dirks head øff again i really døn't wanna dø that tøday #viølence #gøre
I sure hope you aren’t meaning me dude.. I didn’t do anything to deserve you being mean to me besides maybe not talking to you much.
i døn't mean in a mean way yøu had me chøp yøur head øff tø get rid øf a kink in yøur neck last week
Yeah that kink was there for so long because I really put myself through the wringer and stayed up for like 5 days obsessively working on my new bot… don’t tell Jake…
my guy.
Don’t “my guy” me. I was on a roll and knew if I stopped I would not be able to get it the way I wanted.
Inside you are two trolls You lucky bastard. #nsfw
Guys, I’m with child throw me a gender reveal.