dabe striber
@turntableGangster
stream my latest track "shes taking the fucking kids" on soundclout now.
print("enough time has passed") print("bring back disco")
#wetpussywednesday #nsfw
:33< truly no betpurr day
gøtta be true if yøu're agreeing shitpeta
:33< and i only agr33 with true shit
its actually #wenchwednesday call me a tavern the way i need wenches in me rn #wheremywenchesat #wenchestothefront
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SHOCKINGLY THERES AN EASIER WAY TO FIND WENCHES THEN SAYING IT INTO THE VOID OF CHITTR
fuck thats a curvy wench look at that gripper that at that tight lil screw opener shes bad and she knows it
you mean besides plastering my my girth certificate in every bathroom wall around?
congrats if you see this chitt ive mailed 2 bags of loose keys to you as a prize
true love bc my heart is the lock or smthn lmk if you find anything well split the profits 70/30
If there’s only one and you gave everyone here bags of keys, it’s probably not in mine. So I’ll take that.
I don’t want to end up some lonely man with a golden key factory and emotional daddy issues. Send out golden tickets so I can’t get rid of my golden key factory responsibilities.
my shame will be known to all my only option is to recluse myself underground you are now the key master learn from my mistakes become the man i could never be
You think my pants cant handle it when i wear a belt to keep them up? But now im wondering where all these keys go to.
some of the music i listen to is straight up garbage and that is my #truth #sorrynotsorry #truthnuke
okay now you gotta share
i mean yeah its not great but its not worse than some other shit ive heard i actually forgot this song existed
actually im gonna turn this up really loud in my headset right now
come over dude i got the ball-blaster 69000 BBL speakers we gonna be feeling this shit in our bones the way skrillex intended
set up the bean bags big man were busting out the classic tekken on the crt and experiencing hearing loss to skrillex
in honor of 9/11 im letting two taller women have their way with me until i collapse #suggestive
lesbians peeing call that yurinating
i think u should go outside
rechitt.
i want 2 dislike this but i know im no bettr
wym theres actually like so many hos outside u should go rn and see them they r waitin for u
Hell0 i am h0 i am 0utside
bar2.
how do cucks not get bored in the chair id be playing subway surfer or smth icl #nsfw
𝕤𝕦𝕓𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕕 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
solid idea broski been needing some lines read for my upcoming screenplay
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ I'm usually in the corner deeming like an alternian emperor and if things aren't exactly right I give my wife the thumbs down and she decapitates the bull. ]
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ multitasking cucking, zoomer can't pay attention over here. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
listen a man has needs and one of them is doing something with his hands while he watches im basically a human dual monitor over here the bergman attends my teddy talks on making passive activities active im timemaxxing this capitalist bitch
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ clap, take notes, provide refreshments smh lol time boy can't live in the present ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
if the clapping comin from my own two hands then we got a problem Houston
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ listening and learning, dabe likes em thicc and it's a distracted cuck ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
if you arent stroking your shit with me youre stroking your shit against me #suggestive
WWhat
haters be in pickles but wont even ask whats the dill til they c u cumber
Bulge astronomy. Bulge lobotomy. Got his shit inflated. Call that bulge economy.
Balloon.
ええ？
6ars
print("is he okay?")
アタシと会ったあと、めっちゃ元気になってんじゃん。
print("me??? i did not know it was about me")
じゃなくて、代名詞の英日翻訳ってうまくハマらないことが多いよね。
happened tw0 me once
happy bisexual visibility month ya filthy animals
me next
life is a blowjob and im getting straight teeth #nsfw
Idle hands are the devil's plaything. That's why I'm masturbating. #nsfw
:33< damn! :33< lucky!
kinda rude to masturbate when you know i'm always available
I'll call you up next time if you'd prefer Jade.
you mean it isn't super obvious that i'm always desperate to help with your needs?
I had no idea, there is absolutely no way I could have for seen this though scrolling on your profile for five seconds.
>:P what's so bad about being open with my feeling huh?
I'm teasing you Jade, nothing wrong with it.
well, i hope you're not *just* teasing~ #suggestive
Of course not Jade, we can plan something out.
yes!!!! i mean uh cool!! you know you can just call on me whenever right? :B
she strogan on my beef til im off
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
fym incorrect buzzer :(
I will approve this.
finally someone appreciates my genius
Leeeeeeet's not push it, Dane.
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does this to you
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i think getting my posture pole cracked in half over someones knee would fix a lot of things about me and my posture.
⦓ From experience, it isn't all its cracked up to be... Pun not intended. ⦔
but you stand up straight?
⦓ Well, yes! I suppose I am not the target audience for having their back cracked in half over someone's knee, but when it happened to me all it did was break it and also kill me. Temporarily, I'm fine... #violence ⦔
its called a thigh gap because it's meant tw0 be filled. #twosdaywisdom
“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey whats up hello
anyone know a website where you can anonymously chat with random strangers
omegle but look out
no sorry i actually didn't know i sent that yeah omegle is basically the only one i know
haha yeah also ignore dirk batching about me he's mad i called out his bullshit
Is this like a h0rny thing 0r- #nsfw