Coqune Guunlr
@alluringConcupiscent
just an inventory who's really happy to be here..... she/her, lesbian (HEAVILY #nsfw focused account)
(OOC INTRODUCTION POST) Disclaimer: this account and this pinned will feature a LOT of #nsfw and also hyper content!! If that's not something you wanna see then I recommend you look somewhere else or just block me! Onto the introduction: Coqune lived most of her life not as a troll but as a human. Her name was Mile (pronounced Millie) Swansly, a 28 year old human woman living on Earth. One of her biggest passions in life was inventing and building machines. Most of her works were small gadgets that would help around the house and make living easier, but occasionally she'd try her hand at creating bigger machines. Inventing wasn't her only hobby though. Mile also had a huge love for the hit 2009-2016 web comic Homestuck and all its continuations Her love for this web comic has grown and stayed with making her throughout the years. She spent hours making her own troll sona, learning how the different alien species work and in general obsessing over the story. This love mixed perfectly with another part of Mile, her lust. A "pervert" is what her friends would lovingly refer to her as. She couldn't help but run to Rule 34 after she'd finished a new game or show. This was also true for Homestuck, but as you may have guessed it was far more intense. Mile spent what felt like record breaking hours browsing Homesmut boards and looking through as many Rule 34 sites as she could find. She even joined in herself by picking up drawing with the main reason being her wanting to draw her sona fucking all her faves. Eventually, her body made it clear that this wasn't enough. Sure the art was great, the troll themed fleshlights she bought felt amazing but it wasn't enough. So, putting the inventor side of her brain together with perverted side, she began work on a new machine. A machine with the sole purpose of transporting Mile from her own world and reality directly into the Homestuck universe. She spent countless days and nights constructing this magnum opus until finally it was done. With excitement beating out her heart she stepped up to the machine and activated it. Instantly she was zapped with a bright green laser that took her away from normal earth. After only a few seconds, Mile could open her eyes and see the beauty that was Earth C. Characters she'd only seen in comic form were now walking passed her, and some even stopped to say hi. But perhaps most strangely was the fact that during the transportation her body had changed from that of a human's to that off a cobalt troll. Now going by the name Coqune Guunlr she seeks out to make some new friends in this world and hopefully fulfil the lewd fantasies she's had in her head all these years https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Helloc.jpeg https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Mile.jpeg
nhhhh.,.,,. t-there aren't a lot of people here with #hyper-proportions.,,.,. m-maybe we shoulD start a Club or something?.,,.,. #nsfw
m-making sex maChines is aCtually very harD!.,,.,. i-it's very easy to overestimate how intense it shoulD be anD then you've aCCiDentally CreateD a weapon.,.,.,. #nsfw
>[Coward talk. If I can zztill walk after my machinezz are done with me, then I have not done it properly.]<
nhhhh.,.,.,. n-no one warneD me about the Cleaning work that Comes with owning glory holes.,.,. #nsfw
8=l < What did you e%pect
i-i just never thought about it that muCh.,,.,.
8=l < You poor thing 8=l < Good luck with that
nhhhhh.,.,.,. i-i was going to say that we neeD someone to invent less squeaky Chairs.,,.,. b-but then i remembereD i am an inventor s-so that shoulD be my job.,,,.,.
nhhhh.,,.,. i-i'm a really harD an DemanDing Dom.,.. i-i just stammer a lot anD i'm a little shy b-but you have to trust me.,,.,. #nsfw
c< OKay, ill trust yOu! >c
✧જ⁀ Trust is the most important thing!!! If all players arent on the same playing field, even in the bedroom, then whats the point?! You have my trust random Chittr user!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
nhhhhhh.,,,.,. t-the ability to use your legs is n-not always guaranteeD after pailing.,,.,. #nsfw
c< HOt >c
nhhhhh.,,,.,.. i shoulD invent something gooD for the worlD for onCe.,,.
nhhhh..,,.,. b-being Dominant gets harD when you stutter.,,,. #nsfw
If it makes you feel any better, one time while I was trying to dom somebody I broke out into a violent sneezing fit and my nose started running really bad and I got so embarrassed I just left
c< yOure still HOt, tHOugH! >c
i-i woulD leave too.,,..,. t-that's too embarrassing.,,.
b-builDing mini meChaniCal planes is fun.,,.,. i-it's aCtually k-kinD of easy too!.,..,. i-i Do it sometimes when i'm boreD.,,..
nhhhh.,,.,. h-holy woah.,,... #vagueposting #nsfw
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nhhhh.,,.,. i-it's bulge Cleaning hour.,,., s-see you guys in a bit.,,.,. #nsfw
nhhhhh.,,,.,.., w-we shoulD get nakeD more know the miDDle of Conversations.,.,. j-just to see what happens.,,.,. #nsfw
It will becoome a very awkward coonversatioon duh
nhhh.,,., w-we Dont have the same kinD if frienDs then.,,,.
imagine you'RE talking with your buddy about sports or some shit and you'RE all "yeah i don'T know, i get his RBI is up this season but i feel like he'S phoning it in on catching. dropped quite a few fly balls." and then they start whipping their bulge out. i'D be like what the fuck are you doing man we'RE talking ball
Doo yoour friends really find the hysterically absurd nature oof yoour hoornypoost hoot
m-my post also assumes your Conversation anD relationship is fitting for Doing something like that.,,,.,.
y-yes?.,,.
Why stoop oon coonversatioons then. Let's make oother mundane things sexy like dooing dishes oor laundry yoou are noot creative enoough
nhhhhh.,,,,.,.,.. t-those are also Doable anD hot.,,. m-me talking about this Doesn't mean y-you Can't also Do all that.,,.
nhhhh.,,.,. i-it's kinD of hot when women are maD at me.,,,.,. #nsfw
nhhhh.,,.,.,.. i-i'm setting up more glory holes right now.,,. i-i'll post the submission form for anyone who's interesteD in joining!.,.... y-you Can also just Dm me i'D you want.,,. #nsfw
hm.
g-give it some thought.,,. hahhhhaaa.,,.,.,
☆ > What is this about
i-it's about my glory holes.,,.,.
i-if anyone has a robot they want built then uhm y-you Can ask me!.,..,. i-i only ask for $10 in return.,,,.,.
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o-oh!.,..,. w-wow!.,,.,,. a-are you are?.,,.,. y-you Don't have any requests or anything for it?.,,.
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i-if i really trieD i CoulD probably go Down a path of evil anD beCome like a suuuuper Cool anD hot villan who builDs a bunCh of evil weapons.,..,. b-but Culling people anD builDing Death lasers Doesn't sounD worth it.,,.,.
nhhhg.,.,. i-i think a gooD morning nuDe traDe is a-a gooD way to start the Day.,,.,..,, #nsfw
nhhhh.,,..,.. i-it's very Cool to invite your frienDs over to jerk off together.,,.,. hahhheehee.,,.,. #nsfw
nhhh.,,. b-being awake is a trap to make my bulge Desperate anD neeDy again no matter how muCh i try to Calm it the Day before.,,.,. #nsfw
sounds tough!
i-it is.,,..,., a-anD no matter how harD i work at it it refuses to stay Calm for more than an hour at most.,,.
nhhhh..,..i-i honestly DiDn't know it was hump Day.,,.,.,. i-is anyone in the mooD for getting jump for some hours then?.,,., hheehhhahahaa..,,,. #nsfw