Coqune Guunlr
@alluringConcupiscent
just an inventory who's really happy to be here..... she/her, lesbian (HEAVILY #nsfw focused account)
(OOC INTRODUCTION POST) Disclaimer: this account and this pinned will feature a LOT of #nsfw and also hyper content!! If that's not something you wanna see then I recommend you look somewhere else or just block me! Onto the introduction: Coqune lived most of her life not as a troll but as a human. Her name was Mile (pronounced Millie) Swansly, a 28 year old human woman living on Earth. One of her biggest passions in life was inventing and building machines. Most of her works were small gadgets that would help around the house and make living easier, but occasionally she'd try her hand at creating bigger machines. Inventing wasn't her only hobby though. Mile also had a huge love for the hit 2009-2016 web comic Homestuck and all its continuations Her love for this web comic has grown and stayed with making her throughout the years. She spent hours making her own troll sona, learning how the different alien species work and in general obsessing over the story. This love mixed perfectly with another part of Mile, her lust. A "pervert" is what her friends would lovingly refer to her as. She couldn't help but run to Rule 34 after she'd finished a new game or show. This was also true for Homestuck, but as you may have guessed it was far more intense. Mile spent what felt like record breaking hours browsing Homesmut boards and looking through as many Rule 34 sites as she could find. She even joined in herself by picking up drawing with the main reason being her wanting to draw her sona fucking all her faves. Eventually, her body made it clear that this wasn't enough. Sure the art was great, the troll themed fleshlights she bought felt amazing but it wasn't enough. So, putting the inventor side of her brain together with perverted side, she began work on a new machine. A machine with the sole purpose of transporting Mile from her own world and reality directly into the Homestuck universe. She spent countless days and nights constructing this magnum opus until finally it was done. With excitement beating out her heart she stepped up to the machine and activated it. Instantly she was zapped with a bright green laser that took her away from normal earth. After only a few seconds, Mile could open her eyes and see the beauty that was Earth C. Characters she'd only seen in comic form were now walking passed her, and some even stopped to say hi. But perhaps most strangely was the fact that during the transportation her body had changed from that of a human's to that off a cobalt troll. Now going by the name Coqune Guunlr she seeks out to make some new friends in this world and hopefully fulfil the lewd fantasies she's had in her head all these years https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Helloc.jpeg https://file.garden/adG5wYUl0F9NXIJJ/Mile.jpeg
nhhhh.,.,.,,, k-kissing the balls i-is a niCe way to show appreCiation.,,.,. #nsfw
This is true, Its proper etiquette also.
nhhhhh.,,.,. n-not Doing it is like walking into someone's hive without knoCking.,,..,.., nhhh.,,.,. s-so w-woulD you wanna show some proper etiquette? hhaahhhhaa.,,,.,.
I'm not a8ove it, despite some claims of me 8eing a "raging hypocrite" from my critics. (Whom are all ugly, and incorrect.)
nhhh.,,.,. i-i Don't listen to them!.,,.,. a-as far as i-i'm ConCerneD you haven't Done anything wrong at all.,,.,. e-exCept uhm maybe not kissing my balls...,.
Set up an appointment or wh8ver, there's proper channels to accessing high class ass like moi.
nhhh.,,.,. o-okay.,,.,. uhm D-Do i senD an email to someone o-or what?.,,.
t-that sounDs a little ConvoluteD b-but i guess it's worth it.,,,.,. uh w-what's the email then?.,,.
some boobs for the t|mel|ne :) bo|ng bo|ng
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] t$k, listen up doll, ya loOkin real' nice..!~
oh okay shore, and full bush for absolutely free!
well yA thAts pArt of the AppeAl |s the bush!!!
gorgeous!
woa... #yearning
nhhhg.,,,.,. h-holy.,,.,. i-i Can't believe i misseD this.,,.
i-i installeD a new monitor for my pC..,.,.,,. i-i'm Case anyone Cares hahhhaaa.,,..
cool
nhhhhh.,,.,. l-let's DisCuss the possibility of rimming.,,.,. #nsfw
i-i'm not immune to propaganDa..,.,.,. b-but i like to think i CoulD fight it.,,.,.
nhhhhh.,..,.,.,,, w-women are too hot.,,.,. t-they make me feel Dizzy.,,., #nsfw
factual
c< #recHitt >c
nhhhh.,..,. y-yeah.,,.,. i-it's like i-i am the real Dyzzie..,.
i'm n@ stranger t@ alt-selves, but this is a new experience f@r me!! @u@ s@me@ne else bec@min' me... w@w!! @u@
nhhh.,.. t-trying to be Dominant when you're really awkwarD i-is so embarrassing.,,.,. #nsfw
nhhhh.,.,..,,,.. kissing while pailing.,,.,. #nsfw
[THI$ I$ JU$T VANILLA I THINK]
nhhh.,,.,. w-what's wrong with Dreaming of orDinary pleasures?.,,,.,,
[WELL YOUR A##OUNT DOE$N'T $EEM ORDINARY PLEA$URE #ENTERED AND LIKE KI$$ING DURING $EX IT$ JU$T A NORMAL THING TO DO EVERYBODY DOE$ PROBABLY?? #N$FW]
nhhh.,,.,. i-i Can be h-horny for vanilla stuff too.,,.,. i-it Doesn't matter if i-it's a popular thing.,,. i-if it's fun it's fun.,,.,. w-woulD you give up earring if too many people DiD it?.,,,.,.
[NOT REALLY]
g-girl's night out but i-it's just me anD i'm at home..,,..,.,.
nhhhg.,,.,, boob.,,,. breast even #nsfw
hold on, this is fire.
m-my toaster Caught fire this morning.,,.,. i-it nearly burnt my toast!.,,.,. l-luCkily the breaD surviveD.,.,. i-it DiD leave a big mark on my feeling though.,,.,. w-whiCh is worse than burnt toast.,,.
nhhhh.,,.,.. i-it's too late to be a pervert on the internet.,,.. y-yet here i am.,,. #nsfw
my human name woulD be mile swansly
i-i'm really glaD my Computer has never exploDeD.,,.,. i-it seems to happen a lot arounD here.,,,.,.
nhhhh.,.,,. n-normalise bitting boobs.,,.,. #nsfw
Almost positive that this is not an ostracized activity.
nhhh..,
i-i hope the other timeline version of myself r-remembereD to buy more grub sauCe.,,.,. beCause i DiDn't.,,.,.
t-there are suCh weirD people out there.,,..,. i-i just met a troll who saiD they use olive oil insteaD of sunsCreen.,,.,.
i-i was too ConfuseD to ask any follow up questions..,.,.
NOT 3V3RY TROLL L1V3S ON 4 PL4N3T WH3R3 TH3 SUN FUCK1NG K1LLS YOU 4LSO L1K3 P3OPL3 C4N GO OUTS1D3 WH3N TH3Y W4NT 1N G3N3R4L
Nuh uh. You don't get to be the one to make the "there are such weird people out there" post.
nhhhh.,,.,. i-i never DiD i wasn't weirD.,,,.,,.
See how you're typing out weird ass sounds about it
t-they're not weirD.,,.,. nhhh.,,. o-okay maybe they are..,,,,.
Definitely weird to include in your very first convo with a stranger, ain't it
i-i'm sorry..,,,.,,,.,.
nhhhh.,,.,. i-i shoulD try finDing more hyper proportion having people on here.,,.,. w-woulD be fun to get to know eaCh other anD m-maybe uh p-pail a bit.,.. hahhhhaa.,,,.,. #nsfw
nhhhh.,.,.,. i-if you're taller than me then please give me a ChanCe.,.,,,.. please please please please please pleaseplease please please please please please!.,,., #nsfw