♦ pitied by @alluringConcupiscent
Set up an appointment or wh8ver, there's proper channels to accessing high class ass like moi.
I'm not a8ove it, despite some claims of me 8eing a "raging hypocrite" from my critics. (Whom are all ugly, and incorrect.)
I would volunteer to pawticipate in fight night...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Howefur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ As a biologist...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I know physical limits and get carried away with others pawsonal tolerance...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I'm getting too fat I need to stay out of the meat fureezer late in the day...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
)(umans r so glubbin lame y do i still t)(ink boat sass w)(at an annoyin mfer
ugh s☀︎me ☀︎f yall are actually pathetic >:/// like n☀︎t even in the fun way. #vaguep☀︎sting
He's perfectly fine, he is just a clown. >::::/
God for8id you message Kurloz and he starts 8a88ling a8out how the holy angel is gonna reap your wretched soul. I don't have time for this please god just hop on gru8 games for gru8s and we will escape the evil dentist o88y together.
It means you can't tell when you're 8eing watched, and that hardly makes you safe.
POSTS: POBICO TOO TIRED TO THINK OF ANY GOOD ONES SO HE REPOSTING
ψoke up groggy as shell. 3am. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Going back to sleep. 🙄
I've heard of the 13th hour, 8ut this is ridiculous.
I'm starting to+ realize I'm a co+mparatively no+rmal amo+unt o+f ho+rny fo+r this website. #suggestive
seain cronus and aranea flirt makes me wanna throe up bro thats oommf and oompf (one of my manipulator friends and one of my pervert friends)
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iii suppose that one won't be receiiiviiing any hiiive party iiinviiites any tiiime soon. #vaguepostiiing
Definitely weird to include in your very first convo with a stranger, ain't it
- sure! - then i can spend all my time pacing around! - worrying about the things im not seeing!!!
- youd think itd be that easy!!! - but its never that easy! - things have actually been quite overcomplicated lately - and among other things!!! its resulted in me needing to keep tabs on !!! certain people !!! through these dubiously online forums! - and that is much! harder! to accurately do! - when i am wading through the bullshit river of time!!! - augh!!!!!!!
ᐖ I EATEᐖ GOLᐖFISH EVEN ᐖOE I WUZNT HUNGY AN NOW MY TUMMY HORT ᐛ
- depravity!!! - i am surrounded by depravity!!! - you all need some hobbies!!! - that !!! dont !!! involve being alone for extended periods of time in a bedroom!!!!! #suggestive
- you know! - maybe its just me! - but im starting to feel like this alternate timeline stuff is getting out of hand!!! - im about to be asking for proof of who you are! - what fractal river you come from! - cant trust just anybody!!!
bitches be like oh nooo i hate my boyfrond he sucks (toes) wah wah and then chitt about wanting to sit on it all sweep smh you can do betta than that gill
﹏﹏S﹏﹏ BecauSss it waSss true! #True ﹏﹏S﹏﹏
Falls back into+ the o+riginal issue, I am afraid.
Can't even threaten co+ldblo+o+ds witho+ut them taking it as a pitchflirt. I am go+ing to+ kill yo+u with my sawblade.
Do you really think a 8roomstick would 8e less strange than wings? Most trolls don't have wings, nor do they possess the a8ility to fly. And on top of that, my wings are something I manifest at will.
do i type like im delighted and giddy about it
There's nothing quite like the feeling of stepping outside and screaming your head off at a giant 8east crawling across the ground. I'm a 8ig fan of my friends pretending to 8e horri8le creatures just to scare me. #sarcasm What even is a 8ald eagle?
✨🍭🕷️ GIRL???????????????????????? 🕷️🍭✨
no no let her cook. worst coMes to worst its a warriors Death
good lu(k!
I real~ly real~ly hope this is the last post this ac~count ever makes. It's like the audiologs of~f dead people y'know?
didnt, just figured it could be something someone like you would find hot in the right circumstances.
what if she rides 7ou until 7ou forget 7our name? #nsfw
I haven't gone on a d8 in a very long time, now that I think a8out it. If those could even 8e called that. The woes of the deceased, so inconsequential in their futility.
sometimes i wish i could be a bit more dominant casually in the way i carry myself. but i just find it so difficult when i rlly dont feel like i got anything going on with myself to merit bein like, the center of attention :\ #suggestive maybe? shrug...
oh this is an incredible joke i guffawed love it <3
#jealous
૮( hornyposting......? i cannot say i've... ever done that before...! #nsfw )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
₍^. .^₎Ⳋ < I WAS KIND OF FULLY EXPECTING SOMEONE TO "CHAI TEA???" REACT ME FOR SAYING "SHOUJOGIRL" AND "SHOUNENBOY" AND HAD A WHOLE DEFENSE PURRPARED, BUT EVERYONE WAS TOO BUSY BASKING IN HOW CORRECT I WAS TO TRY TO BE PEDANTIC AT ME ABOUT BILINGUAL TAUTOLOGIES.
Do I talk too much? Should I a88reviate what I say? FR?
IS THE BRONZEBLOOD STUPID?
I hate this stupid turtle :B #shinyhunting
)(atin me is good n dandy jus pisses me off w)(en fools wit no conc)(pre)(ension of w)(at i b doin oar sayin r )(atin me based on s)(ip t)(ey made up and dont get
b1tch3s w4nt m3 but non3 of y4ll 4r3 g3tt1ng 4 p13c3 of my 4ss #toosw4gforyou #nsfw
I have been making an effo+rt to+ underst+ tho+se aro+und me mo+re.
why 4r3 so m4ny p3opl3 follow1ng m3 w1thout l1k1ng 4nyth1ng lulwut [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
whatebber we move on
1 HOP3 YOU GUYS 4R3 4BL3 TO SUPPORT MY N3XT MOV3 #1TSCOM1NG #1DKWH3N #BUTM4YB3 #SOON
Sorry about all of those… earlier Chitts, regardless of there only being 2 of them. I was feeling myself a bit too hard there and accidentally over-consumed on WAY too much wine. :B
rooooooxxxxyyyyyy,,,, i htnik i drnaka oo mhuc wine,,,, :((((((
☆*: .｡.S✪metimes I click nsfw t✪ unblur, ✪nly t✪ be met with dis★pp✪intment. Wh★t's the p✪int ✪f sh✪wc★sing ★n✪ther specie if n✪t t✪ sh✪w their bulges?? #nsfw #st✪lenle★rning✪pp✪rtunity #f✪rscience #✪rs✪mething.｡.:*☆
Empires aren't bad because of their rulers. Empires are bad because there *is* a ruler. I don't fight the Batterwitch because she's an alien. I fight her because she seeks to oppress. The troll species suffered and died under her heel, just as we do. Remember that.
Mmgh. Good morning. I am still very sleepy.
wh3r3 th3 h3ll 4r3 my k1tty 4nd my clown???? or d1d 1 just m1ss th3m on th3 tl >8[
I still haven't gotten a handle on what our extracanonical/crossover events tend to be. Do we have a kart racer? A fighting game? A MOBA? Dating sim?
▬ Whore... U cant file a class action lawsuit, cause u dont have class, u dont get action.. And ¥ou don't own a suit. #nsfw ᝰ
I Forgot The Joke But Im Saying This For Comedic Effect In Other Words The Joke Was Me Forgetting Ha Ha
1 WOK3 UP COV3R3D 1N MY OWN DROOL.. 1 R34LLY GOTT4 STOP DO1NG TH4T.
wh4t do3s 4 grl h4v3 to do to g3t d34dpool to s1gn h1s n4m3 on h3r body som3wh3r3 for futur3 t4ttoo purpos3s
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'M ONLY UP BECLAWS I HEARD DEADPOOL WAS HERE AND I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON HIM.
Who wants 50 dollars? Meenah o8viously doesn't want it.
i missed @ut @n even having a bulge, and my rumblespheres are n@thin' t@ write hive ab@ut. >n< glad s@me @thers made up f@r my detriment t@ the average!! @u@
Perhaps There Is Some Medical Benefit They Had In Mind Then About Savings On Sedation I Would Not Trust To It Though Even If Any Operations I Perform Tend To Go Quickly
i miss the @ccasi@nal carapacians that'd fl@at by and spend the day @n my ship, they were always such pleasant c@mpany. @u@ heck, i even miss the unpleasant c@mpany @f the pirates. ^u^;;
Where is my FUCKING girlfriend! I want to pester my lover!
This is what hell pro8a8ly feels like.
(=^･⩊･^=) < GOSH! CAN A GRRL NOT FLIRT WITH A CUTE BOY???? SMH!! #DASHWATCHING
I have TERRI8LE taste in partners! I need to control my fucking 8ULGE!!!!!!!! I feel like such an idiot. #nsfw
I'm honestly a little envious of Meenah's 8ody, I have to admit. #suggestive
th3 sc4r13st poss1bl3 guy show1ng up on th3 t1m3l1n3 bro 1m clutch1ng my p34rls????????
1st time being arrested its lame af
⪩ The He⸸ress ⸸s g⌖nn𓉸 f⸸ght the Empress t⌖ see ⸸f she gets t𓉸 cl𓉸⸸m the thr⌖ne ⪨
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To the makers of pants, fuck you, I custom order my jeans so I can have a tight fit AND deep pockets, my own jeans with room for cash for 8lackjack AND hookers!! #nsfw / #suggestive
TH4T 1S L1T3R4LLY 1LL3G4L. 1M NOT CULL1NG H3R.
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COWORK3R H4S TURN3D UP TH3 H34T 1N TH3 OFF1C3 B3C4US3 "T3R3Z1 YOU MUST B3 COLD" SO 1M GO1NG TO GO SCR34M 1N MY OFF1C3 FOR T3N M1NUT3S.
I'm sorry. 38(
i'm n@t used t@ havin' b@ring nights since bein' trapped in the v@id. g@t used t@ the life @f chasin' @ff pirates that passed by me. but i haven't seen even an empty ship pass by in a while. the h@rr@rterr@rs are bec@min' sparser as well. @n@ i think i d@n't w@rk well with@ut the stress @f an invading f@rce c@min' t@ take what little i g@t. what a strange feelin'. @n@
I have not 8een fearful once in my new life. Until now.
yea but it all arbitrary i mean fuck efin some nonenglis)( )(uman languages do t)(e rat mouse t)(ing so it just make em look dumb
all this talk aboat meenah being great is really flatterin me (naut on here happened somewhere else you guys cant sea rn)
Yes fuck you 🖕♠️♠️♠️♠️☢️☣️
everytime I look away meenah (otter one) (the one you fought) (yeah you) is up to some shit
Stop asking, I'm not going to give you a "tentajob" at the very minimum you could be more creative with your naming conventions. #nsfw
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It does seem like I arrived as the site is starting to wind down for the night, which is a 8it of a shame, 8ut one can't have everything.
Tech support is available most hours if needed, though.
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wish i could join the beach party :(( alas... i would burn to death so horribly in the sun.....
g@@dness, i've been strugglin' t@ keep my eyes @pen t@night. h@w tr@ubling!! @n@
GUYS WE NEED A DRUMMER 😭 pls. anyone!!
yall aint know my secret girlfuckin pussy blast jutsu #nsfw
>>| .oh. my .apologies.
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)(ig)(key still mad disappointed in )(er cuz i t)(oug)(t s)(e was betta t)(an t)(at. proves me rite to trust a )(uman #vaguepost
o-|= i wish individuals on this site were able to be full of joy and cease frivolous fighting. i would hath to do far less vanquishing of evil with mine own trusty spear that way =>
Back To My Work, And Mother Ixx Xxo Weak. Oh, When Will Your End Finally Come? Will I Have To Be The One To Put An End To Your Xxuffering? I Know That’xx How It Will Be, And It Irritatexx Me That You Xxtill Have The Xxtrength To Hold On To Life.
bad da7, but now i'm just kind of at neutral. worse pla(es to end the da7
That's exactly what makes it so stress inducing! It all lies on me to figure out what I want to 8e doing!
R34LLY H4D 1T UP TO H3R3 W1TH CLOWNS L4T3LY 4CTU4LLY
I don't care which Vriska told you it was, 8ut it is NOT Serket like "circuit".
:33< i went to hungry island and i was there
forget i said anyfin.
oh of (ourse now is when i get an idea. thanks, thinkpan, (an i stop thinking about m7 (rush and fo(us on m7 friend being kidnapped
And juuuust when I got all healed up~! Oh well~ I better go clean up~ I'm supposed to have another fight coming up soon so that'll help clear my head too~
>>| .oh. .oh my.