jill egbert
@embellishedBookworm
not a troll! 🏳️⚧️
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
you know, the worst thing about being a responsible adult is having to be one on your birthday. because i don't want to! it's mean that i have to!!!
Dereliction of Duty Beam
@walkstabwalK i see you there, don't think i don't!!!
i'm already a little surprised with how many people i've been able to find on here that i already know.
Do you mean alternates or specific instances In terms of specific instances I personally have only seen my cousins and Aunt Calliope But it seems some of your generation come in groups
oh no, i mean my literal actual boyfriend is on here and i had no idea. and, he's not the only one i know from good old tumblr.
I see Surprising that you didn't know beforehand I'm only here specifically because my cousins insisted
a friend told me about this, but i didn't expect to be running into people i knew all over the place! i don't keep track of what everyone gets up to. :p
https://youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?si=PSmReXSd-TwreHIV now to find out if this works, and maybe push my taste in music on you.
guys my boyfriend just found my chittr haha.
and suddenly i am being drowned in likes. hmmmmmmmm.
D --> Hi Jillybean
so the real question is, is this a normal night? is everyone horny all the time? or is this special?
ALL THE TIME
i…don’t…know…i…jusst…got…here…and…i…am…very…confussed…:{
watch as i get even less shocked than i was moments ago, which is a very neat trick!
i've only been here a couple hours actually. so it's not like i know!
i know just enough to know the second word in your handle, so i don't know what i expected.
https://i.postimg.cc/XJGGh1PZ/felt-cute.jpg felt cute, hoped it would post.
ok, well, i would be lying if this is my very first time a cat girl seemed to be into me, but, uh, maybe i didn't think it was going to be some kind of constant?
Well I am very open about my attractions and you are a sexy motherfucker, so I don't see how these two things could combine any other way unless a Jasprose miraculously rediscovered her senae of tact!
i can see just how open you are omg. it's just, uh, making my cheeks really, really red.
god i am really starting to get the feeling that everyone liked that omg.
ok i see the #suggestive but are we talking about spanking here? or are you saying you're secretly a troll? why would my ass be red???
Yes Jill I am talking about spanking, clawing, biting, or any number of other things. Really I just needed an excuse to complete the double entendre of cheeks but now it's become too #explicit which makes it trite so I'm going to go to bed and hit on you more next time i feel like it. Sniff you later!
o h well now. i can officially say i wasn't expecting that. any of that. wow. oh gosh.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/445735119958048770/1493135681273200640/ff0127a7a18cad9cecc9096f6e42badac8fab7a4.png is this thing on?
so that didn't work. it would have been too easy.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb3c62162aa29befdc5c2cde3574fa00/de87962f344de2d7-b9/s2048x3072/ff0127a7a18cad9cecc9096f6e42badac8fab7a4.pnj i was feeling cute and i get to test the site!
so how do i go about posting selfies on here, anyway? me and my new user problems.
ok, well, i did help kill the her imperious condescension? which is probably super illegal, but good luck catching me, troll cops!
guys, the most illegal thing i've done is flown a car. i've done weirder, but i don't think those things usually count as illegal.
helping kill the condesce is a crime, right? i kind of forgot that it could be a crime, if i'm being honest.
yo yo yo 8----> i dont know the law lemme ask jaadee she knows like everything
wait why would your jade know... i am suddenly starting to see the vision.
ok no i am not seeing the vision at all actually i'm blind, i'm BLIND!!! look, i have been getting to know people from all kinds of multiverses since i was about 14, and i am not going to lie, this is a new one for me. consider me impressed. i thought paradox space had spit out everything conceivable, but nope.
yo yo yo 8----> hows it weird i mean i live with two other indigos and a rustblood its not that weird tbh
here i am, on this site for trolls. allegedly. it's really funny they let me put in any color i wanted, actually.
They let you set your typing color however you wish Providing the illusion of understanding And then ask you "but what's your blood color, *really*?" A hauntingly familiar refrain for all who eschew strict categorization
Obviously It's not as much a problem for us humans but I'm sure the proudly vermillion and colorfully hemoanonymous users of this site have a bone to pick with having to choose at all
i mean i did literally just get on here like an hour ago, but why is there, like, a multiverse website for trolls just, kind of, out there?
this is my old pesterchum color from forever ago. i can't help but think yours is maybe a little more meaningful?
don't worry aboUt it. there are reasons, bUt they're the kind that most don't like to think too hard aboUt. i doUbt the administrator intended its mUltiversal scope in the first place! :U
ah, so it's probably more of a fly by night kind of site. i have to imagine we're hammering it something awful though.
oh, terribly. goes down for a few at least once a week at times of high volUme! even an alternian website, it seems, can't handle that many narrative threads converging together.
part of my thing seems to be breaking the narrative, so if there's more than one me here, good luck web site. poor thing never stood a chance.
god it's so weird turning 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY FUCKING SHIT 30 SWEEPS? OLDDDDD. OLDDDD. UNCCCCCC. UNNNCCCCCCC.
30 years oh my god. it's my birthday. i had to do a little math to figure it out in sweeps.
only gets weirder, i'm afraid! ~u~
oh, nothing so ominoUs, jUst sUrreal. there's a point when yoU realize how mUch yoUr worldview has reoriented itself since yoUr most defining moments, which are becoming an increasingly small blip in yoUr life! :U that, and traUma does have a frUstrating tendency to rear its Ugly head when yoU least expect. sUrvivor's gUilt, and all that rUbbish. u~u that said, i woUldn't trade it for the world! i love my wife, my daUghter, my niblings... i love so many things aboUt this life that i coUld never have had withoUt time's Unthinking passage! ^u^
well this isn't my first go around. i'm new here, but i'm not, like, fresh off the boat, as it were. i know people who don't even go to this school! but sometimes you need to get out more, you know? even if things are weird, and even if it can be a little messy.
is this thing on?
this is like, entirely on brand, so i am very ok with that. :p
yeah well, if i didn't do that, what good would i be? breath is important!!!
but the air is part of me being a good. if you take that away, all i have left is being funny, a love for movies, being good at baking, being a pianist, being a gamer, and having a reality warping glitch i got on my 16th birthday.
yeah i'm going to go die now, i'm never going to live that down.