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she/they/he heir of breath, sburb beater, streamer. 🏳️‍⚧️

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i only exist a tiny bit. too busy. :\

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guys i still have no idea what kinds of things you're supposed to do for milestones like this.

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Bůƴ ª cªkɛ frºm mɛ ªnd ɛªt thɛ cªkɛ?

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um. a qna perhaps?

Post something that brightens your day.

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wait you make cakes? :o

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I růn ª bªkɛrƴ..mªkịng ịt ịntº ª tªvɛrn ɛvɛntůªllƴ whɛn mºthdªd gɛts thɛ bůịld pɛrmịts

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i did make an ask thing for this site, but i'm too sleepy to go find it right now.

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oh that's actually a good one. i wish i had something for it, but it really is a good one.

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oh snap a bakery? what's your specialty? :O

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Pªstrịɛs brɛªds ịm trƴịng ºůt thịs ªvºcªdº brɛªd rɛcịpɛ thªts sůppºsɛd tº bɛ rɛªllƴ gººd. I ªlsº hªvɛ thịs bịg ºl cªůldrºn I mªkɛ stɛws ịn :>

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oh that's really cool! i'm no professional baker or anything, i just do it as a hobby. a proper bakery is something else though, and i hope you can get the tavern built! now i wanna try something you baked!!!

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and there we are.

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there he goes.

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wow.

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Total: 60
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Miraculous

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caught it right before equius sends it over the top.

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D --> Done

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Impressivwwwve catch Jill

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oh yeah, i feel super lucky catching that one!

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ok, yeah, i officially have a cold. this sucks.

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Total: 44
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$end¡n9 500 9e7 we!! $oon card$ maybe 7he effec7 $7ack$ $o you 9e7 we!! 500 7¡me$ fa$7er

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we take those! stack those healing bonuses!!!

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D --> Making you soup now

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omg of course you are.

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god, i'm going to be super distracted until at least the end of tuesday, too. :\

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Kull: +40
Total: 87
Ratio: 1.18

Never specifying which Tuesday.

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these things happen. :p

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Purposefully not specifying which Tuesday.

these things also happen!

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Unfollowing and reporting.

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Using Arthur at me is wild.

what can i say, i had a meme for that.

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i'm here, i'm just like, super distracted.

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god i've been so busy playing catch up.

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god what i just came back from was not at all a vacation.

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hi equius!!!

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terezi is out here killing me

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Rezi's good at that

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haha i really do know.

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rip my notes.

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god i see equius being supportive.

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D --> You had a warning post

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omg barely!

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D --> My e%istence online at all should foretell that you are about to get all of your posts liked

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it's inescapable!!!

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D --> Inescapable is just how you like it, dear

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i m e a n

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oh. god. this is going to be a thing. @cuddlesandCuttlefish i took my meds mommy my face is so red

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K1DD1NG! 1 DON'T TH1NK MY G1RLFR13ND WOULD B3 COMFORT4BL3 W1TH TH4T.

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but youd like that!!!!!!

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NOT WRONG, BUT 1 R3SP3CT MY B4BYG1RL.

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well. thats good. because if youre going to do wild things you should respect the people involved. especially if theyre going to be helpless for you.

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1'M G3TT1NG TH3 H4NDCUFFS 4ND M4K1NG YOU H3LPL3SS.

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thats going to take more than one pair

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CUFF1NG YOUR H4NDS TOO.

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god. should i get ready or

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L4T3R~

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oh god

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so what's going on here tonight? anyone burn down the site today?

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--E√ Got me some badges.

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oldst trick in da book lmao

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nice! badges are unquestionably good. :D

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destroying something while making it impossible to tell is the oldest trick? wow, i have to learn that one.

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An ARG guy showed up and was like "oooh I'm deleting this account in seven hours better archive all my posts" and it's SO ANNOYING

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well that sounds like it's a whole thing. i didn't even know we had args on this site.

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It's probably a stretch to call this one an ARG guy given that a couple months ago there was a bunch of weird puzzle shit about the King in Yellow (it's why a few users on here casually talk in ciphers all the time, they did most of the work on the ARG and got attached to ciphering everything) meanwhile this is just some asshole with a vagueposting addiction. But it still falls to me to record all this shit. And it's so annoying.

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ok yes, i was right, it is a whole thing. part of the king in yellow, even. still don't know what that's about, but what are you going to do?

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I was otherwise preoccupied during the King in Yellow bullshit so I missed 99% of what was happening. I am now finding out that this was a good thing because I am horribly unaccustomed to doing anything ARG-related and that trying to keep up with this feels like tearing my horns off. Unfortunately this Really Annoying Vagueposter seems to be directly relevant to some people I'm fond of so someone has to gather information in one searchable place, and I guess that's me now.

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that sounds rough. i hope it all works out, i don't have much to do with all this yellow king business. i know so little about it that i don't even know how to help anyone with that stuff.

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oh yeah, i love lesbians! they're great!!! :D

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Thanks. You seem pretty okay yourself.

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thank you!

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i can't believe i am doing this again but. @cuddlesandCuttlefish i took my meds mommy.

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Total: 35
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Awwwee!!! Good gill!!! And if anyone else is looking on all j-eel-ous just know you can tell me too if it kelps you take your meds on time! 38D

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g o d i mean thats a good thing but i also might die of blushing

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aw man my earbuds broke. :(

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orkray ill send em ur way

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thank you! you're great!!! :D

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totes, anytime

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↩ @tipsyAngler[TA]

how often do you do void gifting, anyway?

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naut that often jus looking for somethin 2 get my mind offa stuff before shit happens

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well how else can i distract you? because i can be pretty good at that!

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um...its chill rlly u cant rlly be here or else itll fuck eveythin up so jus like do whatever u gotta

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↩ @tipsyAngler[TA]

well that's a shame. i mean i get it but if there's anything i can do that won't fuck everything up, i'm here.

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precatie it

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↩ @tipsyAngler[TA]

what can i say? i like being able to make things fun, and if shit is coming, that gives me a job to do!

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