jill egbert
@embellishedBookworm
she/they/he heir of breath, sburb beater, streamer. 🏳️⚧️
i actually started with maid dresses, if you can believe it.
so like, just how much do you want from a maid? how far does the cleaning need to go? do you need cooking service? anything else?
Jill, how can I curb your maidly duties with anything as restrictive as parameters? In your heart, you know how much cleaning is necessary to honor your garb. Trust in it. I would like two meals daily, but my cat will need three. How do you fare with laundry?
D --> She likes restrictive parameters I assure you D --> The more restrictive the better
oh gosh. so do you have a set menu? or would you rather i try to freestyle? i assume you have food for the cat specifically in mind already, because i do not know how to make cat food! but i am perfectly fine with laundry. not that i can personally dry clean, that would still need a facility, but i imagine you have plenty of things that need all kinds of different amounts of care.
Explore your culinary interests on my virginal palette. May you test your recipes to your hearts content, so long as they remain edible. But yes, Jill. I own cat food. You will not need to forage. The care you dedicate to my socks only solidifies how well this role suits you. I'm in your care, simply allow my instructions to provide guidance to achieve your best version: a maid who commits.
Thanks, I would have reached that conclusion on my own.
i won't lie, i am a little mechanical when it comes to cooking. but, my baking is pretty hard to beat! i am pretty good at following instructions! oh gosh though. like, really. you really want to see this happen, huh?
I can tell. You're already doing so well. Jill, I can assure you there is very little I want more than to have you, in your appropriate maid attire, tending to my needs. From your reaction, it sounds like you'd enjoy it too.
and you're not going to stop with the praise, huh? at least, not if i keep it up haha. and i mean, maybe i do also want it for me. maybe we'll even find out what other kinds of services you would like. i'm sure a cultured person like yourself would enjoy all kinds of things from your maid.
ngl, i'm maybe not really a biki kind of girl. for wearing them, i mean.
I am though. 🩵 You should pick one for me before Summer ends, just cause!
the irony, i can go anywhere i want with a thought, and i want to go on slow, long trips. i want to take a train, take a car. watch the world go by slowly. i need a road trip.
that makes sense. when you're almost built around going from book end to book end, doing it the slow way could be a nice change.
i haven't been normal in a really long time. it's a little hard to be normal when you go through impossible things. but i want to be able to experience normal. does that make sense?
ok turns out catching trans dimensional is kind of hard but sending it places? that i can do. maybe a little too well haha.
trans dimensional pizza* omg i'm out of breath and going to bed.
of course. i can't have all of the luck because that's not even a thing. no, everything is going great, or like 90% of the things are going great, and it turns out that i have nothing to change into for bed because it's all in the dryer, waiting to be dried. rip
[[i could not be more proud of this if i had meant to do this]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8f2cf4d2494.png
god, i feel like i have two lives, this one, and the one where i have to pay taxes and shit. and out there, i call myself a video editor because that also pays a decent amount of the bills.
i could go off and be a god. never have to worry about money. i chose this.
going shopping on earth-c is honestly the worst. can't even hide in a crowd.
What really? I hide in the crowd very easily, hell most folk know me by my other name, Derek.
i don't know, everyone just seems to, well, know me. it's weird!!!
Well, have you tried changing up your appearance a bit, maybe try a fake name, the whole works.
you look at me and tell me i didn't change my appearance. i swear they still somehow knew.
looks like chittr got most of the horny out. can't say i knew how long that was going to take. :p
god i think i really like tuesdays. #suggestive
tie them up and titty? i've died and gone to heaven. #nsfw
they used 2 b called tie up your twink tuesdays, good times...
ngl, if i had to choose, i'd choose that over titty. not to be too biased or anything. #suggestive
i am seriously so gay.
sleepy.
i'm just your sleepiest girl.
that might actually do less damage than calling me cute. because there are already no survivors.
i exist! i'm running not not nearly enough sleep, but i do exist.
omg it wasn't trying to be! fuck. ...8/10 is pretty good though