Equius Zahhak
@equiusZahhak
D --> Relevant tags: #equiusvault #equiustunes #zahhakvisage
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
((Finally got through all my replies just in time for my coworker to ask if I can take his shift tomorrow- the one that starts in less than 9 hours from now. So I guess now I slumber.))
((and you took his shift? Back on my old job that was a dick move and we didnt tolerate to reject such offer if it's less than in 24 hours. We had to man up and take, of course unless serious health issues or other bad stuff))
((He bought me and my other coworker dairy queen during my shift last night because I made a joke about him bringing us it so I can't be too mad lol))
((okaaay now that's a bribary. :))) but a good one))
((Yeah. And morning shifts are both shorter and dead easy. I'll basically get paid to browse chittr.. So long as I can wake up for it lol))
D --> Anything below 6'8" is short
X 6’8” is basically equivalent to like 5’ maybe 4’11” x
((Time to pop an advil, drink something caffeinated and see if I can get to some replies for people))
I see everyone is starting to recover from their night of debauchery. Hopefully this will teach at least some of you a lesson in restraint, though I highly doubt it.
nah man that shit ro(ked
Judging by how many are groaning in agony and hoping to private their chittrs, I think that might be a 'you thing'.
7ou know what, 7ou (ould be right. i AM built different
D --> I think that anyone who has need of a bionic prosthetic should be legally obligated to ask me for one first so that I can be the one to make it for them
Handsome stranger, you have made her insides turn to jelly... She wants to dance around the room! Kiss you until her lips turn blue! #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
D --> Maybe when the little counter dips below 100 I will start #nsfw posting more freely
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
B33 < thats what the nsfw tag is fur, equihiss B33 < but yeah i get it B33 < meowbe you could just like B33 < tell people to dm you fur pics????
THIS IS HOW I FEEL SOMETIMES,.I MAKE AN ALT ACCOUNT TBF, AND THEN NEVER USE IT BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN COWERING
I just take solace in the fact that people can just scroll or blacklist stuff. I wanna be horny on main and be silly with it. But that's also just a totally valid thing to feel, honey.
D --> Pictures are act001y better since you always have to purposefully click on it in order to see it D --> I guess you can block it but that blocks all NSFW content not just the stuff specifically from me so it's not quite the same
i posted tit post dick. #nsfψ
D --> I love sharing music I love giving people songs I think would fit them
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LAST RECOMMENDATION YOU DROPPED ON THIS MOFO WAS A BANGER. CAN I GET ANOTHER ONE HOMIE?
D --> Non Piu Andrai - Bryn Terfel D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsmvqPOB3QA
I fucking hate clownz.
xx_noo_but_ur_so_cyooot_cant_we_b_friendz_xx
You're actually the mozt obnoxiouz beeazt to ever curze the cruzt of Alternia.
xx_EEK_YAAAZZZz_i'll_make_u_da_perfect_one_bcuz_ur_suuuch_a_gem_xx
D --> Would it ruin my hot and mysterious vibes if I gushed about my matesprits
dude we all know you are going to do it anyway
D --> I apologize for not posting more #equiusvault documentations but I've been rather busy D --> Perhaps I will take some time off this weekend and do so
((This is also apologies to everyone waiting for a reply from me work is killin me))
D --> #nowlistening #equiutunes D --> Yesterday When I Was Young - Roy Clark D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQIAcztYjbc D --> The thousand dreams I dreamed, the splendid things I planned D --> I always built, alas, on weak and shifting sand D --> I lived by night and shunned the naked light of day D --> And only now I see how the years ran away
D --> I am glad Jack gave me his version of Caledfwlch D --> I shall be keeping it close during these trying times
D --> Something immensely stupid is about to happen I see
I have been here for less than a day and I see this happening constantly already.
Isn't that always the case on a website like this? Chaos thrives in idiocy.
D --> What is about to occur is so much worse than you could possibly imagine D --> Everyone is going to be infested with demons of merriment and sugar-sweetness D --> It is a beyond disgusting affair
\ huh. well y0u're d01ng pretty well f0r s0me0ne that f0und y0ur way t0 a s1te 1nhab1ted by what are al1ens t0 y0u s0... g00d j0b /
