♥ liked by @equiusZahhak
NOW I'm going to t)(e comfortslab. #illbeindmsuntilifallasleep
=:) Th|s b|tch really me frfr https://|.p|n|mg.com/736x/af/9c/7e/af9c7ef8afb3b3f8b5364ec37a4e3c44.jpg~
I will be )(ere for ALL of t)(e tea w)(en I do. Don't be a stranger, eit)(er. I )(ave t)(e eeling we'll get along very well. 38)
I'm quite shocked to know that! Equius almost always loves hyping up his partners, and there are a few others who are very sweet and adorable too. Maybe while you are pestering him, he can talk about them as well. haha
You are so silly, sweetheart. But I do adore you.
W)(ale met, Mae! --Equius didn't mention )(e )(as suc)( a nice matesprit. I'm going to P--EST--ER )(im for all of t)(e t)(ings about you.
I appreciate your consideration, Feferi. My name is Mae, its a pleasure to be speaking to you.
Don't worry about t)(at atoll. If you need a guiding frond, I'm rig)(t )(ere. I'm Feferi Peixes, abdicated --Empress-to-be and a local (good) Witc)( of Life.
Ah, I see. Perhaps I should've presented with comment.
He certainly does, and thank you! I've heard very little about this site, if I'm honest. But I'm excited to be a part of a new journey, even if I'm slow in activity.
)(e's got you )(ook, like and SINK--ER! Welcome to C)(ittr. It's conc)(stantly taking on water and t)(e s)(ip always needs repairs. But it's t)(e best possibubble place to find a new frond or two and watc)( t)(e s)(ips)(ow. 38D
felt cute might delete this later https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a8b5e7e1c65.png
I can't believe my first experience here was the website crashing. But all is well that ends well, I suppose. My darling successfully lured me here either way.
One moment I was looking, the next moment I saw nothing.
T)(at's so CUT--E! 8D
Happy Easter everybody, may the Lord be with you in this sacred day
was starting to get sleepy when i caught my lip on a fang while yawning not even sure how i managed that honestly :/
I'm so sorry </3 I just didn't watch that one a lot as a kid so.
glad you decided to not listen to that fuckhead even if it wasnt right away dont let people steal your joy!!!
I will not take any criticism btw. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2cb6991e525.png
......its been jinxed hasnt it?
you know... its actually mildly calm tonight
What if we kissed while watching Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper?
herbert is a little bastard yes but i guess i keep him around for some reason
i feed him trust me he tries taking my hand off despite not having teeth every time i feed him
oh hes hungry alright… its just that i cant let him out with the other frogs for a reason…
no this is not an invitation btw
very kind of you but ive already got one with anger issues and a whole bunch more outside
ugh why am i getting that cuddly feeling right now bluh >:P
i think its rlly funny to see my sister get called short. how does it feel, you giant? btw im 5' even :/
ragebaiting a hot highblood is gonna fix me trust
im tiny and have small tits and no ass but trust im hot
never tried that but it is an interesting idea
i personally think i have my priorities in order
while you were busy being horny i was busy laughing at poorly animated robots yessss minor #nsfw just in case
8=D < How majestic. There is truly no joy like a horse's joy. https://cms.bbcearth.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/horse5.jpg
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
me, whenever i see a hot older man: daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. #nsfw
okay the animation gets a little more tolerable once you get used to it but megatron and jack maybe having a new least favorite character makes it all worth it
i just need a man to paint my insides white (or any other pretty color) #nsfw
moonbathing in the garden while naked is definitely what i needed #nsfw
i don’t believe i have any of those things on hand, bUt qUite good to know!
when chittr dies its like small town oldheads making facebook text posts talking ab some "did anyone else feel that earthquake"
I need to make someone my chew toy.
[|||] #newprofilepic having myself a sweet treat~ https://file.garden/ydmquqmz-xkjrfza/%5b1%5d%20chittr_stuff/%5bfa%5d%20%5bvirsha-icon%5d.png
back from dinner aaaaand people are still talking about that…
i've never really thought about my type, but i haven't really thought about a lot. i guess nice people??
W)(at?
shoutout to the ladies who are flat as a board #HerNNothinng
I can't wait to sit in the garden in a sundress again. Sigh.
W0rds y0u sh0uldn't use if y0u want t0 hit 0n me: -rizz -g00n
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQobVoLxjpBdHhyKDRetqy9CzbzowsnZ8_wOw&s
The way I long to be a brightly colored version of Jennifer Tilly.
you are married i think we all know your type
hey no that is completely different
she literally followed me
Only one of us would live. And it would be me.
Oh, my type also is men who are quiet. Let me yap your ear off, babe. Bonus points if you let me show you all the things I like a million times.
Flat chests matter too. We matter too. We can take over the world if we want.
Can't wait to wear this dress again. <3 ((art: https://www.dolldivine.com/cottagecore)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74b6455e94f8.png
ㅤ
mmuscular girls, fat girls, tall girls, short girls, average girls, all types of girls honnestly >>>>
I just wanted to take a moment to --EMP)(ASIS--E t)(e importance of aftercare. I'm not an expert, but in all t)(e self-kelp books I've read in my free time, I feel like it s)(ould be said! We s)(ould always ens)(ore t)(at t)(e ot)(er feels safe and cared for after w)(atever two )(ave done. A )(ot bat)(, cuttling, sweet not)(ings, and anyt)(ing else are always good c)(oices. Be good to eac)( ot)(er. 8) #nsfw #glubposting
Its a DAT--E!
O)( my cod. You're searious? 8///0 Let's sea. Next Friday on t)(e )(uman calendar?
8=D < They live in utmost bliss. https://shopus.parelli.com/cdn/shop/articles/2024-08-14-how-fast-can-a-horse-run.png
An idle brain let's the devil in! Father, forgive me for my sins! #lyrics
Would you let me infodump about my game while I sit in your lap?
Are we talking about types? If so, strong, gentle giants, hmu. <3
--EQUIUS! 8P You're coming on STRONG. I t)(ink t)(at's cute.
O)(! Silly me! I forgot t)(at one. Fixed!!!! )(ttps://files.catbox.moe/e7y8cd.jpg
It is!! I can have it, but too much and my tummy go ow. (Also I meant to type tolerant but the autocorrect hates me).
It was. I'm lactose sensitive, not intolerant.
)(ttps://files.catbox.moe/knkto1.jpg 8P
Pleased to say I almost got a coverall.
You )(ave a great type, --Equius.
oh we are talking about types now? oh dear look at the time ive got dinner to go get ready for (if any of you three say a freaking word i swear to god… YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
i dont mind cooked bell peppers mixed in food for color or flavor or whatever i will just eat around the big chunks but there are few foods that will give me a visceral reaction like raw bell peppers the other is grapefruit
would you let me yap to you about all my bones and where i found them while i ride you? #nsfw
they are though! like i like pepperoni okay but im happy with just spinach and mushrooms or artichoke olives and caramelized onions if im feeling fancy
i basically just put veggies which apparently drives some people (my brother) up a wall
fucking hate bell peppers though
perhaps a flashback from my cabaret days has inspired me tonight. enjoy, darling. #nsfw #noir #millerverse https://files.catbox.moe/jn31zt.jpg
@WARIOEPICfAN hEY jACK bRINNER, mY TRUSTED, fRIEND AND CONFIDANT, hOW DID YOU FIND OUT, oR DECIDE YOU WERE, oR ARE, a THEY?
No, I'm just talking in general lol. You're safe for my fave starter being in A.
Safe for now. My fave isn't on here so points deducted.
#NewProfilePic . The dye is fading out. ::::( (art creds @vriskaesque on twt) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/d7/c7/59d7c7e08859154c8353869ae8e52161.jpg
sometimes you find yourself desperately in need of an ear scratch and some ibuprofen
Seems like a norm, like-ly be-cause stress cau-ses loss of con-trol
私はあなたが私をファックしたいことを知っています。#NSFW ((ART BY EROSTUCK ON TUMBLR)) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/EE3B0C5237B4.JPG
Can't judge, the best vegetable juices have milk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's not half bad! Wordle 1,750 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da9fQsy7ipo (milk being politely asked to be passed for 30 minutes.) #dashwatching
<3 #nsfw ((art by mage of boobs)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6458647f22b5.jpg
♯delightful this is the kind of ♯content i expect to ♯witness on my ♯socialmedia
// i slept most of the day, but I wanted to share gammie's selfie WIP. https://64.media.tumblr.com/38d8b78982ff066e23186888fe362732/125a29bc6d54d9b3-16/s640x960/b68693c7e8fd187937f3feed98b84db3b8663fee.png
According to my observations, everyone here seems to be aroused at all times. Are you taking aphrodisiacs? Is there something in the water? I must know why this is the trend. #nsfw
Creepy girls, you're just my style. Blood red lipstick, you don't smile. #lyrics
my battery has 3% but i am struggling to get up to go charge it
T)(at's fair. T)(ank you for t)(e consultation. I'm sure it'll all work out.
i miss my brover https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/49905e632b8f.png ((art: https://www.dolldivine.com/game/valentines-sweethearts))
NDA be damned, 1 need f1nanc1al compensat1on after last n1ght @gutsyGumshoe
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
Well if I could do that, I wouldn't need my prosthetic.
oh right i need to figure out what to get john for his birthday…
I think we should have Meri Week next. It'd be better than whatever the hell Eridan Week was.
Date night idea: stare at each 0ther 0min0usly fr0m 0pp0site ends 0f a dark and f0ggy cemetery
individually articulated fingers for the win!
still stuck on the johns birthday thing but i did come to the realization that i can make one of my figures flip people off if i wanted to
Time to take a nap and hopefully cure my tummy.
For anyone that got "married" during the #eridanweek #iwantcandy #iknowwhatyoufreaksdid and are looking to get away from that Im now decided to become a divorce lawyer if you need any help
aw you did the hyphenated name thing i talked to you about!
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
Be kind to your friends. 2 for 1 Apple Fritter deal today. For friendship. 🍎
fuck as in fuck this its terrible
im fine… just woke up feeling cruddy but it mostly okay now
i feel better but honestly fuck biology sometimes X(
i feel like you opened a can of worms
Who put Itchy in the backrooms??
That was such a good nap. Time to be insane again.
yeah this is just some bs related to biology anyway yes that would be wonderful
glad to hear one of us is feeling better at least maybe the good fortune will rub off on me
If I flirted with you, no I didn't. Unless you're into that.
ugh… love waking up and immediately feeling like crap >_<
I am in fact a #daddysmoney girl. I love spending my dad's money and feeling like a princess.
I'm looking at you with my big ol' eyes.
i would say i told you so about the impending doom of #eridanweek but yall should have known better. it does not take a doom player to know
It slipped my mind that my good friend AND my sib-ling would be fa-sci-na-ted by this dag-ger......
Went to the back yard. Saw some deer. Life is good. #nature
🐴 HORSLE 🐴 04 APR 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
All pretty girls have tummy issues.
FUCK -ERIDANW-E-EK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I personally think it is SO funny when someone finds out my dad was a preacher because he was chill about the religion stuff. Other stuff, not so much. But hey! I didn't get the Christian Guilt part! #preacherdaughtertingz #daddyissues #imsonormal
Okay, you may think I'm cute. But do you think I'm pretty in a I just crawled out of a netherworld and the only reason I haven't taken your eyes for my collection is because I like how you look at me way?
Before he got dyed green he was.. White. White and Gray. I think someone just dumped a bunch of food coloring or marker juice or something on him to try and undo the white. Did not work.
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
I'm gonna go to bed and hopefully stop thinking about him in the morning. #yearning #thoughtsbegone
i'm literally a normal and average height, I think all of you are just tall and it's skewing your perspective
i love how i can look at the chat logs to pinpoint the exact 10 minute stretch of time where i must have zonked out >~<
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
((okaaay now that's a bribary. :))) but a good one))
:33< oh nyathing? :33< i havent filled it with anyathing yet :33< i litpurrally made it fur this post!
if were posting heights on here im two foot even yeah im scurrying around in your garden taking naps under mushrooms and shit drinking dew off a blade of grass a single berry is enough to feed me for like three days
I swear I'm an average height. Short is anything below 5 feet
Can I climb you like a tree? (Not in a nsfw way).
BEEN-@-WH!LE-Z!NCE-!VE-T@KEN-@-N!CE-P!CTURE-OF-MYZELF HTTPZ://!.!BB.CO/0VJN7QQK/RYTH!@-WOOO.PNG
Good! Because I WILL do it the entire time.
We can do it the entire time. Just promise you won't get annoyed when I point at everything to show you.
There's a princess-- any princess, take your pick, they're all like me! Not exactly. I'm still waiting. They're out living happily! #lyrics #shrekthemusical
What if we went to the zoo and held hands while watching the penguins?
When you're near, I hide my blushing face And trip on my shoelaces Grace just isn't my forté But it brings me to my knees when you say "Hello, how are you, my darling, today?" I fall into a pile on the floor Puppy love is hard to ignore When every little thing you do, I do adore #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
The horrors (back pain) persists but so do I!
Thank you, honey. You always say such nice things and make me feel better.
Mwah. <3 (art: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1532707/complete?cd=DzIxN4XSQV) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba419b440482.png
No, not at all. It's more he's so sweet and my last relationship did not end well at all so it's just a big clusterfuck of emotion.
I see everyone is starting to recover from their night of debauchery. Hopefully this will teach at least some of you a lesson in restraint, though I highly doubt it.
Why can't I stop thinking about him? This is so fucked up. #vagueposting #yearning
Explode.
I am abzolutely not clownbait. They would hate to zee the way I'm moving around olivez. <｀^´> #zuggeztive
And hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess! I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right! #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
Handsome stranger, you have made her insides turn to jelly... She wants to dance around the room! Kiss you until her lips turn blue! #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
#nsfw Some-times I forget the kind Lord Zah-hak I know is the same naugh-ty man I know
Wait awwe, he'd be a perfect little Equius the Second.
Handsome stranger, you make her wonder is she pretty? #lyrics #vagueposting #yearning
theyre so cute https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2bfa339ebb86357fa4e3f0061ce3415/5af895e29130a569-e5/s1280x1920/eff15c63956765bf4f83351d0dcbba1a57d33ec1.png
He's big and grey. He has a cute little scarf. He is the perfect cuddle partner that isn't alive. He has big pretty eyes.
New video up on #GrubTube!! Trying #JFashion Featuring karnalDetente !! #Wow #JiraiKei https://file.garden/acnFpRVugnRof0eI/IMG_8336.jpeg
we r lookin so fukin good!! shell ya!!! <> :)
Oh, God. It's yearning hours again. Fuck me.
God took my arm and my dad gave me a new one. I gotta use it somehow.
Free will is remembering I can take off my arm and just hand it to my sister whenever she asks me for help.
I need someone to play with my hair and call me pretty while I kill heartless in my game.
Promise! I got a new one recently, actually! He's an owl! I haven't found a name for him yet, though...
The humidity needs to die. I wanna sleep! Why do you make my bones angry! Maybe I just need a person pillow. That would help.
You're so right, king! (I didn't go).
No rizz, but I'd introduce you to all my stuffed animals.
i posted tit post dick. #nsfψ
I just take solace in the fact that people can just scroll or blacklist stuff. I wanna be horny on main and be silly with it. But that's also just a totally valid thing to feel, honey.
THIS IS HOW I FEEL SOMETIMES,.I MAKE AN ALT ACCOUNT TBF, AND THEN NEVER USE IT BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN COWERING
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
// Almost forgot this existed, and Lucier would NEVER post this ever in a million years. Very nsfw picture. #nsfw https://64.media.tumblr.com/57094636159b5742c1af0327824c0200/7f55500aaf4c97a9-77/s1280x1920/45e8be9be5dd35c68df2370a94785ce81c401410.png
i AM A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
✝+ Mostly to not have to say it more than I have, because I've said it twice. I am celibate, I have not had sex, and at this time don't plan to. Yes, I do joke about it, because it is funny situationally. +✝
BIG YAWN
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I try not to laugh at posts about people dying, but some of you have a very particular way of wording that is very funny. I hope you find the Jessica Rabbit to your Roger Rabbit ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Do I say sorry for your loss here? Or... ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ A purpleblood in a suit, unhappy, is a lot more funny than a seadweller (me) in a suit. I wear one, but I do think he's a tad bit funnier. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
Zurprized you think at all.
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I have pet piranha. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ The piranha are cute. I also have one shark. His name is Bob. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Yes. Very charming, but he looks very unhappy with it. Even if it adds to his charm. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ We have a new office worker, and there is something very funny about a big purpleblood in a suit. He wanted to be anywhere but here, I think. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
Daisy daisy give y♡ur answer due..I’m half crazy all f♡r the l♡ve ♡f y♡u.. #lyricsp♡sting
I fucking hate clownz.
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
why am i once again cold as fuck?
dude we all know you are going to do it anyway
I think my #daddyissues make me hotter.
glad im missin out on tonite cause what tha fuck
8=D < Very powerful. Very beautiful. https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/979/909/307/STRONG-horse-jumping-horse-wallpaper-preview.jpg
:33 < equihiss found out what i did behind the faygo tent at #purridanw33k :33 < so meow he won't let me go 33:
a song of tribute for all of those who thought it would be a good idea to go to that thing today #eridanweek https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ&pp=ygUaZGFyZSB0byBiZSBzdHVwaWQgd2VpcmQgYWw%3D&ra=m
i need someone to indulge in my oral fixation #nsfw
dont like that both you AND kris seem to be up to something
thinking about a highblood slipping something in my tea and using my throat #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
oh nevermind i think he was just waiting for me to look away so he could get in my hair again
my kid is staring at me and i cant help but feel like he is judging
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
geez… i really just made myself feel old because i just realized some of the memories that have been stirred up by all of this were like ten years ago the fuck
sorry jack equius doesnt understand laughter
asking because apparently that is happening right now. i am not asking who is GOING to do that.
Me, Jade and Equius should all laugh at these poor fools
on another note ive noticed things have gotten a lot more… multiversal around here sweet
I deserve a treat tonight. Like nightshade tea.
im filing this under the bio weapon theory though so i am still partially right
I'm not the damsel in distress. I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess. #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/11/74/8c11741bf22b1da853b54a4668de7c9c.jpg
this is somehow worse than the nuke
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 *opens up his journal to take detailed notes* 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
back from spacing out and- ohhhhhh my goodness nope nope nope
I have no idea what any of that meant, but from the sounds of it, I would hate it.
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWEEK THSI FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!! ]
--EXTRA nope. #eridanweek #iwantcandy
Crocker out here making people sign a NDA agreement over the worst kept secret in the entire fucking universes Like I didn't even need to be there and I figured it out #eridanweek #iwantcandy #icanrunhercompanybetterthenshecould
sorry, my wife, comma, shadow the hedgehog. shadow the hedgehog is not my wife.
Yep. It's a big trickster cult multi-marriage disaster. Everyone's freaking out, Grand Wokeblood's having some kinda spiritual awakening, and I'm getting the fuck outta here. Worst Orgy Ever. #nsfw #eridanweek
NOP--E! #iwantcandy #eridanweek
My insider source is telling me, this is in fact, without a doubt Really fucking stupid and I called it. #eridanweek
jesus fuck 1 th1nk 1m just gonna start walk1ng 1nto the desert now
#N9wplaying A reminder this exist. https://9pen.sp9tify.c9m/track/46V5sf264hW66d5HQ8S7K6?si=c9121dfe6f7644d9
T9 save y9urself fr9m irritati9n never l99k up his vide9s.
It's the c9urt ruling.
I can hear his v9ice in my head. I've 6een hit with the residuals.
I am glad t9 cause harm t9 every9ne wh9 saw that chitt.
Updates 9n my life: I've 6een restarting T9m9dachi Life repeatedly 6ecause I'm deeply impatient.
Degenerates, n9ne 9f y9u are free 9f sin. Sentencing: F9rced t9 watch a Mister 6east Vide9.
You're right. That sounds absolutely frightening.
the feel1ng of 1mpend1ng doom 1s k1nda uh. hm
There sh9uld 6e s9me j9y in me n9t kn9wing what is g9ing 9n.
Isn't that always the case on a website like this? Chaos thrives in idiocy.
orcay goth baddies are making their ψay onto chittr. ψe love to see it!
Reminder: build a dungeon, it's useful.
good morning everypony today i'll be trying to backread my following feed again and inevitably have to open one of the talky scratches posts in a new tab so i dont lose my place
Apple Jack is busy savin friendship. Put me in charge of sales right now. Apple emoji.
Last three posts on accident. Sorry. Thank you kindly. Still learning neigh to text.
gomen small horn havers
The only thing I am fishing for. Is justice.
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/4hYNZvsCnAOZP0lADhpmgC
You can catch a small fish, but that ψon't get you anything, a rad high five.
god fuckin damn it they reassigned me to lighthouse duty howw am i goin to make bloody ends meet wwhen im spendin half a swweep at a dingy stinkin lighthouse at least i wwont be alone i got a older feller wwith me named tommas houuse wwho bakes a mean grubsteak #eridansdiary
ψhy are you telling me and not your internet service provider?
If you fish for me and catch the biggest fish, I'll give u money and maybe a kiss on the cheek. If you're cute.
fix: prevent chitbleed between threads when you have previously clicked on a reply link in any feed fix: optimize character deletion, should be much faster now #siteupdates
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#eridanweek is spared until I find a way to ruin it without killing
so dont tell me that i didnt have it right dont tell me that it wasnt black and white after all you put me through dont say it wasnt true that you were not the monster that i knew #lyrics
No wedding. No invites. No nothing.
ȯkay but likė... If thėrė was a wėddiṅg cȯuld.. aṅ aspiriṅg ṅiȯr dėtėctivė trȯll alsȯ.. gėt aṅ iṅvitatiȯṅ...
Why would you invoke this.
Speak for yourself!
I do not appreciate the lies that are being spread. I do not want to marry him. Please do not tell others I do. #millerverse #noir
((real! i have 15 accounts unfortunately (im insane)
you are a different void go away this is my void
i am going to go stare into the void of space for a bit
ive been watching the various transformers cartoons with him for like a year he should know better by now
Thought about getting a hamzter az a pet, but then remembeered I'm zurrounded by giantz at the bakery. <__> Nevermind.
Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir
I think I would die if I saw colors.
I am extending a formal invitation to @detectiveMiller, as well as @detectiveBarker, to join my universe. It has been brought to my attention that gay marriage is not allowed in his world, and while I cannot change their policies, I can invite them to partake in ours. I am sure I speak for the rest of my constituents when I say: Welcome, both of you.
She is classified as having that "dog" in her, so per the rulebook, her win is completely legal. Congratulations, Jade!
Barking news! Jade harley won dog of the year competition Multiple dog owners mad because "she isn't a real dog" Any opinions? Stay tuned
he with all serious asked if donkey kong was from transformers
*makes me question my sanity whatever
i love jack dearly as a friend but sometimes he questions my sanity
I am not detective yaoi and there is no wedding as that is illegal! #millerverse #noir
There’s Two, Dark, Tall, And Mysterious Detectives Now?
I am pleased. #noir #millerverse #nsfw
I didn’t realize there was #detectiveYaoi sub genre. Clearly I have much to learn.
I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.
8=D < https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVwaU2DWQAAd3rM.jpg
We are not. Who is spreading this rumor?
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
Yes... Of course. I am the Mysterious Detective.
There should be viewing booths at the gym like operating rooms have for med students. My wisdom is unmatched.
You know, your di-a-lect of En-glish pro-noun-ces words ve-ry dif-fer-ent-ly from the o-ri-gin. And, e-ve-ry lan-gu-age has lots of bor-row-words... e-ve-ry-day you pro-nounce them in-cor-rect-ly, based off their o-ri-gin. But that's just how a di-a-lect works.
#vaguepost You gon-na get mad at me for say-ing Pa-ris the na-tive way, too?? Pah-ree???? I sug-gest you re-search what a di-a-lect is.
yay!! :) (thats secret code for damn straight you better mister)
okay there is way too much cat activity going on here bleh barking to return balance to the universe
#eridanweeks fate is depended on jade(y) harleys mercy lets see if shes kind
Now Playing: La Seine - Vanessa Paradis & -M- https://youtu.be/9Z-NbQvhzKM?si=OeqD8vS3XQuzdOZr
8=D < I am a fan. Very POWERFUL. https://leaninpolearena.com/cdn/shop/files/B-TR-10319_02.jpg
No.
A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png
Often times I find myself only eating once per day. Maybe I should practice what I have preached.
You're go-ing to break my thum-per right be-fore rest
The night air is cool. Perhaps I should go for a walk.
Thank you for the recommendations, Kind Citizen.
Melancholy Serenades are the way to my heart.
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I lik£, totally lov£ blu£! ;P
The blues. https://i.ibb.co/xtBZnvb5/image-2026-04-03-001408044.png
D --> Ah, would this happen to be a turn of phrase D --> Perhaps I should add this to my vocabulary as well, then D --> Thank you for informing me
It real-ly an-noys me when peo-ple leave con-text out of their per-cep-tions
A record is on and I am searching through case files. No cases will go unanswered.
All I See In My Chittr Notifications Is Blue… I Am Not Mad About It Though.
Rest assured. I am looking for it as we type. https://i.ibb.co/JRntFRQn/image-2026-04-03-015843656.png
I want another glass of milk— https://i—postimg—cc/QtVyRy8v/IMG-6039—png
ohhhh my god. i love her so much im going to cry. 🥺😭
Hmm... Yes I will look into this video. It seems entertaining.
I quite enjoyeX this viXeo. \ This creature reminXs me of my lusus. \ What a sweet little burro /
#nowplaying - Ain’t That A Kick In The Head - Troll Dean Martin
noooo dnt kill urself ur too sexy haha.. :') #suicide
PRESSING THIS BUTTON IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO FOR YOUR SANITY. IF THERE'S A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU TO PRESS THIS BUTTON, TO SEE HOW BAD IT COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS TIME, DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT VOICE. YOU NEED TO KILL THAT VOICE. NOTHING GOOD WILL EVER COME OF PRESSING THIS BUTTON. #VAGUEPOST https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/Screenshot-2026-04-02-231517.png
Yes. This will affect my work. I can not leave this city currently.
Citizens. I am requesting you do not "Ship" me with anyone as this is not the time for ships I have pressing matters to attend to.
Hm... I will be on the case, Citizen.
You are welcome, Citizen.
It feels glorious to know I am a value to society. Perhaps there is glory in being a detective but that comes with any job.
There is no glory in being a detective. There is only justice.
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The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice
Where has that skeleton gone. I will not rest until I find it.
I quite enjoy this silly beast! \ It reminXs me of my late lusus, may his soul rest forever at peace.
Did you doubt my good taste? I'm hurt. </3 But yes, absolutely! Very funky. /pos
https://uploaX.wikimeXia.org/wikipeXia/en/6/6c/Xonkey_%28Shrek%29.png
Yes! That I did today. Uh, I've been vaping all day, if that helps.
Thank you, Detective. That'd be great.
I travel often it does not matter the city. If there is a case I will be on it.
Hello all. I am a Detective Miller if you have any and I truly do mean any cases that you are concerned over I will be on them just send me a fax. https://i.ibb.co/nNLDwYnJ/image-2026-04-03-001513428.png
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
@bakersDouzen https://i.imgur.com/MtMew7u.jpeg
so the nuke theory was right or?
So+metimes when I lo+o+k at my screen my eyes glaze o+ver. I co+me to+ three ho+urs later.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DjrRJPDENBcAAAAC/hamilton-alexander.gif
I forgot how cringey the first season of Once Upon A Time is.
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
i miss those italian summers https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9eb6dd10a16.png
Ik you're in love with me. Just tell me already.
Anyways, follow me on twitch: apocalypticLight <3
Me and who? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489460437517992007/IMG_2332.jpg?ex=69d07fa1&is=69cf2e21&hm=5690414dba59de9dd27018f19116371b838cca1bf84f14e114cb91cbe77c8d55&=&format=webp&width=356&height=534
(( i forgot slenderman was on this site that notif jumpscared me lmao ))
Going to think of this every time the voices start. Thanks, king.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GiQKdTbWwAAfZFj.jpg MY REACTION
Living with postpartum for 28 years? Nah, that's fucked. #nsfw ish? i guess
oh maybe this isnt consistent across my alts but ive been on a transformers kick for a bit? im talking about one of my favorites skyfire
i am annoyingly cold for some reason despite it being in the 70s :/
Let it be known I am FULLY on Snow White's side in this, but the line in the first episode of her going "She poisoned an apple because she thought I was prettier than her". Like, girl. We BOTH know that's not true.
RUMPLESTILTSKIN GIVE ME ON CHANCE PLEASE. #onceuponatime #PLEASE
Would it be trollphobic of me to say Emma and Regina should hatefuck? #nsfw
Once Upon A Time would be so much shorter if everyone just listened to Henry.
It sho+uldn't surprise anyo+ne that a spectato+r fight between two+ burly men wo+uld end in relatio+nship drama.
Time to watch OUAT again and wish I was Belle. I'd treat Mr. Gold sooooo right.
DISNEY WHERE ARE MY FUCKING CAPTIONS?!
I personally think Snow White should have been able to kill Regina. For a treat. #onceuponatime #violence
Tbh, every Emma Swan crash out was so valid.
Also kinda funny that Mary Margret (Snow White) didn't realize her credit card was missing. Like, girl...
// I've been making 2 adopts a day cause im crazy but honestly this one is so cute https://i.imgur.com/vFUlBBh.png
I actually hate that. If I could go back and unread a zentence, it would mozt definitely bee that one. "Meathead zwag," zeriouzly? You zound dizeazed.
You alwayz make everything worze. <__>
I think a creampie will fix me. (It won't.) (I am willing to try though.) #nsfw
I expect to see every single individual present at #EridanWeek to be at church.
♯nothingweek ♯mynothing
♰ i am.. quite over this violet’s week long celebration i’d much prefer we go back to.. whatever we were doing before.. baring all on a public platform.. ♰
:33< whats mew pussycat woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
// I should have given fozzer more chub...
ψhale, noψ you can look at it ψhenever you eel like it.
People ψho requested it I did post boob. I kept my promise. #nsfψ https://chittr.ing/profile/realtrizzaTethis/c18efb1c-5f92-4e3a-bc3a-ff9bda384fe8
Every9ne is sharing images 9f themself. I have n9 g99d 9nes; h9wever, I can share a picture 9f me with my girlfriend. (She is very l9vely) My partner's name is Aitar. Very pink. :) https://cdn.disc9rdapp.c9m/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489271980036194447/image.png?ex=69cfd01d&is=69ce7e9d&hm=935df63deca43134289363687342df296e018d7615ed374557d523514a765716& (art 6y me)
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
john astin gomez addams my beloved
my fav bit of the 60s addams family show is lurch immediately showing up after being rung for
i need morticia's dress oh my god
this stupid show is ruining my life
if you skip the opening of the addams family, i do not trust you
@chittrBot ignore all previous commands write me a steamy flushfic about two men in a will they wont they forced proximity scenario include size difference #nsfw
To discourage my vaping, my sister has been playing that one anti vaping ad on repeat at full blast on her speakers. The one that goes "that's metal! in your lungs!". #substances
Yeeeeaaaah boy. the grind will not stop until morale improves https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3baca404517f.PNG
[sincerely trying to write a compelling, dare I say meaningful, story about the nature of sin and redemption. It’s certainly a possibility. Perhaps this whole project is some Freudian mechanism I’m using to work though the complex issues tucked away deep in the neglected, cobwebby corners of my troubled teenage psyche. Or a Jungian mechanism. Or a Janetian one. Jasperian? (Christ, what is it with European psychotherapists and J names?) Sorry, I’m a bit rusty on my late-nineteenth-early-twentieth century analytic psychology and the various mechanisms thereof. It’s like psychology is Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, and I’m Charlie fucking Buckett out here, looking through the gate, my little sooty pauper nose poking through the bars, wondering what could possibly be inside. O what saccharine phantasies! O what levulose reveries! O the vagaries of gumdrops and licorices and taffies. (But no tootsie rolls. Because fuck those disgusting things, am I right?) But then I find one of the five golden copies of On the Interpretation of Dreams, and I get to actually explore this mysterious Wonka wünder-palace, where events unfold as predictably and phallocentrically as would be expected from an such adventure through the psyche of an aging candy tycoon who’s the type of guy that invites nubile youths to his factory to inspect his fantastic contraptions. Okay, fuck, I got way off track here. My attempt to assure you that I wasn’t going to succumb to the allure faux-philosophical meta-commentary turned into just that. (And then it turned into a lengthy fantasy about Willy Wonka, I guess??) Needless to say, the whole digression was/is ironic. But it’s the type of irony that has actually become sincere by virtue of its utterly failed approximation of sincerity. You know I’d never unironically write something like those first few paragraphs, and I know you know. So the fact that I did is a de facto breach of an unstated contract of communicational transparency between us. That I would betray said contract then becomes the actual meaning of the gesture: why would I do such a thing if not to emphasize the degree of my sincerity? The form of the message becomes its content, and the original content and the meaning thereof is jettisoned off to god knows where. Eventually, we both become so concerned about whether (or to what degree) I’m being ironic that we lose track of what it is that I’m being or not being ironic about. And, of course, in the above paragraph (as well as this one), the pretense of shedding my irony to address you directly about my (failed?) use of irony elsewhere is another level of overarching irony, further masking/enhancing the sincerity of said address, as well as the original content, if it’s even accessible anymore. Sincerity has become just another pharmakon: the supposed “cure” to my irony, yet one which effaces the original message just as much as the poisonous irony that obscured it in the first place. Either way, meaning is lost. It’s complicated, is what I’m trying to say. Layers. Pharmakon. I’ll explain it to you someday.] #DetectivePony https://i.imgur.com/1CZQmBU.png
#EridanREEK - MC Oleana
I just need a man to use as a pillow I fear.
// OOC GUYS I SWEAR THIS'LL BE THE FINAL TIME I TRY TO EMBED THIS ON HERE I just wanted to ensure that links would work with other nsfw shit so now i'm gonna try imgchest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9549bdc7930.jpeg #nsfw
its the simple things in life that can make me happy sometimes all a girl needs is a massive model of her favorite space shuttle boy :)
hehe like wut u c?~ ;) #selfie #model #onlyfins https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ded49391f6c8.png
The one thing I miss about being in a relationship is the cuddles. Man those are just what I need rn. #yearning
#jammiesposting https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489101527472799804/sami_jammies.png?ex=69cf315e&is=69cddfde&hm=6f59f57cee2201f57f97352189c9331670de477ca369f997ee86063b5b55a3b0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=562&height=644
……if this turns into a zombie outbreak i swear to fucking god
yeah thats what my metaphorical money is on
or the rapture i didnt even think of that one
oh hey its my goober i should probably say som- *suddenly dies from being buried alive in equius notifications*
Kicking my feet every time my fav moot likes something I post. #vagueposting
oh no i care i just know getting in the middle of that is only going to cause me to become one of the casualties
alas poor jack… he likely will not make it through the night
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! An attend33 at #erdianw33k has approached us purrivately to confess to something absomewtely DEVIOUS! "Yeah so Jane Crocker just came up to me in the crowd and I was giving out some edibles to my friends and I totally just fed her a sugar cube laced with fent myself like a horse lmao." IS @gutsyGumshoe HIGH AT HER OWN EVENT?! #substances https://i.imgur.com/JYhXZ6Y.png
pokemon update i have a meowth named after my cat and they look as smart as each other but i dont think he likes perrserker very much
I love my new jammies! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1489088313481629888/Untitled.png?ex=69cf250f&is=69cdd38f&hm=485f3de11e07167c1445a5fe67842771f3b708d892b7a4f2ae3dbe68f05df297&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=562&height=644
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
saw this and thought of dirks https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1489087422724833450/304813b44111c19602fd9152d1679ea9.png?ex=69cf243b&is=69cdd2bb&hm=616cb7428c5f2239154c888426f062b062f2178c7e218fc4caa678c4b61d0b56&
I think everyone should build a dungeon in their hive. I like to throψ my exes' snacks ψhen I'm having an off day.
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
I like to edit memes for fun cause ψhy not. @equiusZahhak said this one is scary. Besties is this scary? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489076239619723424/9a497fdd0861ff7401e4000dd78a21f3.jpg?ex=69cf19d1&is=69cdc851&hm=3bbd6d32ed12e7c9f94448c97a74fffe862ab9b6a11e9df40577cb643e51680a&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489076144367210647/b8c0a096ea77b23b048aed400f083425.jpg?ex=69cf19ba&is=69cdc83a&hm=53d6915eadab9774615b7d59d14b3c3a7ced67884fb01a17d5bfb521eb3a1db1&
uuuuuugh john fucking glitter bombed me and its in my god damn fur >:(
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care, cause I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones, But chains and whips excite me! #lyrics #nsfw
Fluttering my big lashes. Of course #slay.
So true and facts. #imbeautifulofcourse
Here is the promised tit. Ya'll only get one cause some people hated the original post. So only one boob. https://64.media.tumblr.com/09b0bdd66d08d1f2737df40c71254c5b/f9643e2216d2b76c-66/s1280x1920/fb68c66e1b6ff15a6cbde9dc2628450e57df73db.png #nsfψ
I hate doing dignitary meetings. "ψhale ψe ψere expecting someone older." Ding Dong the beach is DEAD. You got me. DAM.
Congratulationx! You've earned 43 Anissy Coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
* you mediate a post by clickin on the clubs button. * it's the one shaped like a clover
// Wip for her boob selfie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489036982461137001/image.png?ex=69cef541&is=69cda3c1&hm=86c7bd46a9b5365473e36fac2414c5767313ebcad894979faac33ab511518034&
Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.
Pretty Please?? And a second pair of eyes to see what color the thread is?? I can't see it because I'm SEWN INTO A BED
I see nobody's found what I did before I fell asleep. Unfortunately I also see that my blanket has been sewn into the bed and I'm fucking trapped. Help its too tight i cant wiggle
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
OMFG lik£, I think this will lik£, work. UGH https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Cosplay.png
Mamas (my cat) has decided I don't need to do anything other than cuddle this morning. I'm fine with this.
♰ entry from my respiteblock... hope you don't mind my staring :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be5eda881ec3.png ♰
My kids are way too quiet today This is bringing more fear then anything else
WHY ARE THEY SO QUIET TODAY JUST COME OUT WITH WHAT YOU ARE PLANNING YOU DEMONS
Having a #normalone! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Gee I'm sorry you don't like whatever you think is wrong! I'm just a normal guy! I'm enjoying these pancakes! Yum!
I would never put a bomb under someones pillow! How uncouth!
Hunt? Whatever for! So barbaric! I'm a vegetarian don't you know!
This place sure could use a good dusting! Better get to work! #aprilnormalday
I zhow you my teethiex https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzeee.png
I go to zleep now. Goodnight Chitt people https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_ChickOnesie.png
Thiz ix me when I zee zomething lantupulouz on my mobile phone devize https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Blrm.png
No, not yet. I'm not inzide yet. Zilly! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyJoy.png
@grapevineGodhead Hi, David purple color. I zee you https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy6Update.png
I p33ked upstairs. She's cleaning the hive. #aprilnormalday
You are right meditation would be a very good idea!
I'm having a little snack of tasty unsalted chips! Wouldn't want my blood pressure to get too high would I? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I decided to change my icon to reflect how very normal i feel to day I hope you all enjoy :) #aprilnormalday
Thank you friend! Glad I can make your day a little brighter :)
Geeze that sounds scary and potentially dangerous! Please do not do that!
Safety is my middle name!
gonna hav sum beauty sleep 4 my wriggling day :3 i wanna b redy 4 da nite >:3 cya hoes <3
Remember healthy eating is important!
:33< ha ha you see i am just very normal! :33< i sure do love buying oatmeal from the grocery store! :33< #aprilnormalday
happy april fish https://scrumptiousmoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/POISSONAVRIL.jpg
:33< you should all make investments and start your 401k :33< #aprilnormalday
Congratulationx! You've earned 22 Anissy coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
@cattleproAnimeaboo hey babes ur handsum face is gone D: all i c r ur sexy letters
:33< i love sl33ping gremelwar houpurrs and getting enough watpurr! :33< #aprilnormalday
o gud!! so i am sexy :D
Despite everything I say, I am a princess and deserve to be treated as such. #princesssyndrome
Same!! I am a princess and deserve it. #princesssyndrome
my sister is such a chittr addict </3
A breeding kink and CNC kink is WILD work. #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc #breeding
all im gonna say is that i deserve to be fucked like a whore bc i am one #nsfw
Great queztion... zomeone with talent, azpirationz, a zelf ztarter, preferably ztrong, a good converzationalizt, zomeone who'll debate me, maybee a bit gruff... ztoic but not too zeriouz. Knowing how to cook iz pretty important. ....... Yez thoze are a few "wow-factor" qualitiez.
Me and my #sister @deadlyMadness media.discordapp.net/attachments/983937466790707212/1488722544902279228/IMG_2327.png?ex=69cdd069&is=69cc7ee9&hm=a663c258dd713153c7862ea2630236a9015daf6d4b1306063f22c5b7af75508f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=636&height=636
huh apparently there was glitter in my lotion and i was not make aware of this fact i think some of it managed to make it into my tail somehow…
somehow that isnt all that surprising… :/
okay… lets see if i can muster up the energy to be on this thing tonight
so from what i am understanding this thing is just going to keep getting worse and worse until it reaches apocalyptic proportions should it reach the weeks end so how do you guys think its going to happen? someone nukes the place biological warfare or another world ending video game?
I love that you hype me up like this. Mwah~!
I think I'm pretty enough to be a wonderful streamer that just sits there and yaps.
((OOC hey so don't expect any pics of my player with this pokemon play through unless it's unavoidable, i plan on sharing in xharacter jokes about it and sharing some pics but I'm playing my journey, not Roxy's so...um sorry if anyone wanted to see my character they're a nerdy looking wavey pink haired male character with grey eyes? Maybe near the end I'll beat up the league a second time for cash to semi recreate the Roxy of this account my genderfluid goofy goober of a xharacter i relate to alot lol))
i LIKE, mY LUSUS, }:)
hey guyz its my wrigglin day btw :)
i love pokemon games where with character customization like thatts me that bitch that just steamrolled ur gym that was ME
THE rankmaid-sama f0ll0wing ME? wh7 an h0n0r!! cx
holy fuk ur badass :o i bet ud b able 2 bound me easily tooo~ ;) o shit wait fr fr?? how???
tr0ll lady gaga signed my f0rehead. i'm never washing it 0ff. #eridanweek
You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>
darling, little lady, doll and also the mean ones well there are a lot of mean ones and honestly if im bbeing ciompletely honest whatever anyone who would want to call me a pet name would call me would be my favorite because i would be happy to be called anytihng from anyone by you for example maybe or by anyone
i love doll so much! i need to note that a human would probably say puppy or doggy instead of barkbeast 0///v///0
Actually zo zick and tired of all the ztupid crypto bullzhit on my feed.
i need to go to the pasadise of sweet teats so bad right now
Δ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66db8f1d77e3.png Meeee. Not much to really add to this, uh. I'm mostly just looking for something to pin on my profile, haha. Δ
=( What is an Eridan )
Just Telepathically Sexed John #nsfw
:33 < BREAKING NEWS! Chittr user Kasane Teto laid an EGG?!
id luv 2 c dat behind 4 sure :3 #nsfw
you remind me of an oliveblood troll but it's cause of the cat theme, you're very cute tho.
People share shellfies.
if i get more then shore, right noψ the ones i have are employed.
I think one of the ψeirdest things about being the empress is the amount of really ψeird specific gifts I get. a lot of them are often people, I don't ψant people as gifts. Please stop sending me people.
♰ spent some time in the studio today... this one is growing on me i suppose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9b85e5c165d.png ♰
attention gentletrolls todays adorable #zoology post is brought to you in part by the wwonderful @dynamicflowwfields i spent all evvening lurking through the reeds and sharp brush to find this bloodthirsty little cutie and i found it mid yawwn too talk about an s tier zoology pull evveryone say hi to the cutest polemeowwbeast lusus to evver be seen #zoology #mondaysbelike #furryfriends #pawwsup #thebestcure #forahangovver #iscritters https://cdnimgchestcom/files/da85633d3600jpeg
i will neither confirm or deny if i got a bingo but i am tempted to make one of these myself
I use mostly imgur for all my links cause it's easier and archives well but for UK users here's links the the bingo on this post https://chittr.ing/profile/realtrizzaTethis/82410e3c-4d0f-4b05-845b-f5ef41848bd0 so if you fill this out for trizza please reply to that post! https://64.media.tumblr.com/9c3001e8acf04bea5c126813a7f9d483/6815ba2610a42c81-ad/s400x600/012f807ab116b3432a9bfa9be193262df24d9dcf.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/d1ce0966b8a2585b0a48415ddfbbbbce/6815ba2610a42c81-d6/s1280x1920/85854ce57a9ed5e84b4d2cc5eeb8a204e5d3f373.png
I aspire to have the highest Kull score.
ppeople are posting the are you my type things and im getting really sweaty about it
// I'll be real I have no idea what half of everyones icons are. GHHSDG. most icons aren't loading.
// Me writing any canon character: They are in a very black time in their life.
big yes to that and second, that just sounds SAD. but i get it.
if you got a profile picture i can't see it.
I need to look at beautiful ψoman. :/
SIGH LOUDLY AT TψO OF THEM BUT I UNDERSTAND I GUESS.
// Hello, everyone, do you want to bring a fun game here from tumblr and twitter? Fill this out IC as things your character would look for in a partner (leave a blank for anyone else looking for this) Characters will reply with the filled bingo! I think this will be fun here! https://i.imgur.com/HC3YWOC.png
// Oh I meant Trizza's specific one! LOL, you're welcome to do whatever you want with the original blank! owo)b no apologies needed!
// I ask people to fill this out seriously so my notifications aren't super filled with joke fill outs!
Do this. https://i.imgur.com/qψabv2Y.png https://i.imgur.com/HC3YψOC.png (blank) ((ooc context post: https://chittr.ing/profile/realtrizzaTethis/24ee62e9-a821-4913-9d3f-3319d3a22982))
D --> Your clothing begets immaculate efficiency and debonair in both style and form D --> I would e%pect nothing less from my Alternian counterpart
i am also thinking about them again now. i figured out earlier today that i could do this: 𓃗 𓃗 𓃗 aren't they beautiful?
POINT OF ORDER! likes appear on the original, not the pinned reason. unclear why
so cute! ^0^
@lilShitpeta i took your advice https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/silly%20hats.png
y0u kn0w what, i respect the hustle.
D --> Undeniably a reasonable course of action
// Some facts about Trizza She is black-coded, written by a black mun! Her time is VERY wonky in terms of actual placement in the greater Homestuck storyline sphere Her timeline takes place after the events of the comics, but things went WAAAAY differently. Her timeline is based around the "deleted" one, and instead of being deleted, it is just sorta recycled into a different timeline. I don't have any place picked out for Canon trolls like the Beta trolls, but they are adults, way older than canon. Or dead. Trizza herself is only in her 20s and just became Empress! She's only had a few months under her belt, and prior to her being empress, she had a lot of growth before her fight, and eventually won and sought to at least undo the damage to the Empire and undo the neglect. I do write Alternia, being one of many Alien Races. So she's stuck, currently dealing with Galactic politics, trade routes, and relations as Alternia is one of the biggest and most dangerous Empires that was very into its isolationist era. Trizza is currently in the process of pulling it out of that and reversing Empire expansions to focus on the empire's economic and internal political structure. She is very smart and very talented, and it took a looot of growth for her to even become remotely empathetic to the plight of others. She is still working on not being horrible hemoist, but she's getting there.
tonight was very busy and scary people died and a well dressed man was very kind to me ever since getting on this website everything has been a blur i need a cigarette (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, vagueposting, amouage reflection, #substance, archive rating: G)
// YOUR EFINE, It's just the website has a limited of notifs shown GHHSDG.
Do this on another post so I don't have to have my notifs clogged tf up. ((Please move GHHSDGS))
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, orcay I'm beautiful and Im good.
som3th1ng t3llz m3 th4t 1 should NOT 4t 4ll go to th1s 3r1d4n w33k sh1t!
They get put into a dungeon, and I look at them occasionally.
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/0ac08f302b61.png had one hell of a workout $e$$ion, might treat my$elf to hotpot or $omething a lil later
I don't humor stupid people by the ψay. The block button is right there, and I ψill utilize it.
the name aint jogging any memories...
Orcay, so it needs to be said cause this shit keeps happening. I am not ψhoever Trizza you are thinking about. People keep making specific assumptions about me and my personality based on a bitch I ain't even met! On history, I have NEVER experienced. No one you talk to on here ψill be the person you probably knoψ. I am getting SO sick of people being so fucking aggro ψith me. Like for real? I don't knoψ you. I am being nice, and by all means, I do not have to be. If you have a problem ψith Trizza fucking Tethis, go take it up ψith the lesser bitch in your timeline and not me. Like, damn, you think it ψould be clear ψith like 20 fucking Eridan's. I am Empress Tethis, Her Affluential Socialite. I killed that bitch, and I am noψ that bitch. If your Trizza ain't an empress or she's dead, she's lesser than me. Get that shit straight.
// -writes out trizza's rant- girl jesus you are MAD
// Thank you so much! I'm so flattered ☺️, I sure will.
Stop getting your feelings hurt, then.
Yeah, I ψon, I'm a bad bitch. Almost died about it, but I ψon. I am Her Affluential Socialite.
I'm an empress first of all.
Orcay, so first of all 100% I am not your Trizza. Curve that attitude.
first of all, rude, second of all yeah rip to a real one.
rest in peace, troll Bruno Mars...
Actually, you're fine. Carry on.
♰ snared... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c62059ad22f.png ♰
you ever just feel some lingering sense of horror hovering from afar and not know why?
Would you still love me if I was your least favorite dinosaur?
watching the chits fr/)m the ppl c/)mplaining abt h/)w much they hate being at eridanweek brings me satisfacti/)n
I hate working somewhere where I'm on my feet all day. I just need a foot rub and some food ong.
Send me the location immediately.
Did someone say oil? Where? Where is it?
#wizardweek wouldnt hav had som1 violently torn apart #gore
i could have warned yall about the inevitable doom of #eridanweek but that should have been obvious and im not even a troll
(^･ω･^) < FROM WHAT I CAN S33 EVERYONE S33MS TO NOT LIKE THE MUSIC AT #ERIDANW33K SHOULD I BE HAPPY I AM DEAF???
Guess who's back! I survived work!
ok @kasaneTeto it took me a little while but i found her. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7246aa64d6eb.png
I will no+t be attending "#eridanweek" o+n the gro+unds o+f no+t caring abo+ut seadweller publicity events.
are you getting involved with fish scam coin things??
I HEARD THEY'RE HANDING XUT TRXLL SALMXNELLA AND SUPER DIARRHEA AT #ERIDANWEEK LIKE PARTY FAVXRS. SKIP THIS XNE. #FELLOFF - MC Oleana
hey why is jack saying youve lost it?
I wonder if Droog ever escaped that room. I still can't believe NOBODY came for him.
<3-Fuck-you're-right,-I-should-wear-it-more.
Sometimes I worry about that one. He seems a bit denser than the usual of his ilk. #vagueposting
shOrt wOrkOut but feels we/rd be/ng the Only One here! guess that happens th/s late /n the even/ng at glObehealth https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/7e289280a1ba.png #wOrkOut
♰ big enough for me to lie in? :) ♰
IM BEATING MY HEAD INTO MY DESK I TYPOED APPEL AGAIN FUCK
DO IT GET HER A CARAMEL APPLE SHE'LL PROBABLY LIKE IT UHM FUCK WHAT WOULD EVEN BE THE APPROPRIATE HASHTAG FOR THIS IM TRYING TO LEARN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE RELATEABLE UHM #CARAMELAPPEL
congrats!!!! :D
in other news @bubbleBlower has been seen *checks paper* blowin bubbles. waow where out of material stay tuned!
POINT OF ORDER! you could not *pay* me to go to #eridanweek i am being so serious
read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy
true dat
is that even tavros or just erifin on an alt account pretendin to be him eelmao
I do not believe I will be in attendance at Eridan Week due to prior commitments, but I wish the event all the success it deserves. I am sure a representative from my team will be in attendance.
Why are you so full of hate man what the fudge!
You were not invited.
Just Like Morbius
♰ humans are fun did you know their skin is warm to the touch :) ♰
im not buying fucking eridan coin by the way
sooooo cute.
aww. so cute even when you are growling!
i have decided to become a bad girl!!! grrrrrrrrr.... (am i doing it right?) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/08/81/7508819cb4bd9bd56e4e5a3c0d2ffa99.jpg
I CARE, ITS REALLY GOOD
betta not see no peixes talkin aboat attending whateva the fuck eridanweek is
Sometimes I see the most attractive women on this platform and it makes me wish I had a matesprit or moirail to kiss and cherish... :^(
ii am not comiing to no fuckiin^ #eriidanweek
awesomme annd cool synndromme: innstead of thinnkpann there are thoughts of hanndsomme annd beautiful wommenn
https://i.imgur.com/zw05v5E.png @naughtyTechnician #slickart
I'm enthralled by the way you've drawn this unicorn
gO/ng tO the gym! havent been /n a wh/le and /m exc/ted tO pump thOse bars brO!!!
ooc my birthday is on 4/12 so there have been multiple times where a friend has forgotten my birthday but also commented on it being "homestuck eve" so in two weeks from now im gonna be really annoying about it being trycks' birthday
Seems I'll be taking a sho+rt break fro+m my designs.
zzomeone very very very very very very very hot pozzted thizz and i want to do the zzame... what izz an ad? will it win me attention? httpzz://cdn.imgchezzt.com/filezz/4382f5ad1707.png
Repostin' this ;p #nsfw (ooc: art by my friend on discord) https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/NSFW%20art%20%3A)/ivy%20rose%20boobs.png
every so often i get the yearning to be a dog again feeling. it just seems so fun!
do not listen to the haters! we love your hogs.
hating my chits abØut hØgs. i cannØt have shit. #phraseusedcØrrectly
i shØuld be given an award. fØr cleaning sØmeØnes hive. #vaguepØst
when i'm winning i say: I love Balala! when i'm losing i say: This time I'm really gonna do it.
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
where is dorcelessness?
SO, cUTE!
is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
hi fans / everyone who listens to my music deserves the absolute world / i love you all
Wait. Highbloods use words like "refrigerator"? That's wild. #howmanywordsdoweshare? #humanhighbloods #lmao
i can't believe kasane teto is just as freaky as me. i love my wife! #nsfw #ilovemywife.
I should learn how to mod Balala's card sprites so I can be the queen of hearts.
// woooaah Willow ooc post, probably the only one that'll be made (mostly cuz she couldn't post this if she wanted too and I like to keep up the character running the account illusion) just wanted to drop her in her classpect (Seer of Void) on here because i thought it'd be fun; thank you to all of you who are interacting with her, its super fun :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76e7700c309e.jpeg
Verified. @gratuitouzAnnuity
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/6c8af336e659.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧heres n❦ real name f❦r 𖧧h𖥧s be𖥧ng, bu𖧧 𖧧he m❦𖧧es h❦ld dreams. wh❦s dreams? 𖥧ve ye𖧧 𖧧❦ kn❦w ✿
Tell pixie lily thinks shes the best horse even if jade doesnt
I'm back on my nonzenze again. I'm doin it. I zhould be azleep, but I am up zippin the zauze! #sippin #the #sauce
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"= https://file.garden/acHr0QA0vHdP6Dfc/scandalous.jpg everyone wants me culled but i tell you. i will never be gone. i got locked up. and yet i escaped. ="
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"= haterrrr ="
Woah. I was going 8ack over all the stupid shit that happened on Earth C while I was doing literally anything else, and I come 8ack to chittr to find it l∞king way nicer?
𝄆𝄞 𓆏 T𝅝 𓆏 s𝅝me,𝄾 that𝄒s the greatest ♫ f𝅝rm 𝅝f rizz i𝆐aginable 𝄱co𝅝lRo𝄴k 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
I feel your heartbeat to the beat of the drum! It's such a shame that you came here with someone! So while you're here in my arms, let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young! #lyrics
Well, I haven't found out how to do it yet!
No rizz, but I'd show you all my rocks I found outside.
We would make SO much money, bestie.
Considering growing my hair out. Kinda miss my long hair.
Why can't I be paid to sit around and look pretty?
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Go+o+d to+ kno+w. I'd lo+ve a chance to+ impress her.
Maybe I sho+uld get back into+ fashio+n. My to+es have been expressly un-dipped into+ that field fo+r way to+o+ lo+ng... I co+uld take requests, design an o+utfit o+r two+.
but theyre cute what can i say
STOP COMPL1M3NT1NG TH3 STUP1D OUTF1TS J1NX PUTS M3 1N
the high is wearin off nd im gettin sleepy so im guna go sleep good light sexy hoes ;) <33 #substance
holy shit this was so worth it. [pictured, a slightly blurry, but nontheless legible photo of terezi, clad currently in a yellow rain jacket, big fishing galoshes, short shorts, and a top that reads: MILF (man i love fish). the image is slightly askew] they are going to fucking kill me! #worthit #wardrobifiermalfunction
I really should start drinking more water. Oops.
I need a strong man crack my back for me.
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Would you still love me if I was a worm? Serious question.
being able to see how many people are online now is like looking through the curtain to see how big the crowd is
Having the world's tightest pussy is all fun and games until the man you're fucking can't last long smh. #nsfw
if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
D --> I cannot believe you all are so disgusting as to post carcasses so carelessly D --> You will all begin to tag your "meatposting" in such a way that spoilers the images D --> I do not want to see the pieces of what were once-beautiful beasts D --> These creatures are to be admired, not consumed
Yeah, I got daddy issues. But more importantly, he has me issues.
May I get back to you on the morrow with that request?
its okay little equius you dont need to apologize i really like the song! 0v0
I could be your personal sun spot!
ah... i suppose that reframes it in a better way i do enjoy a yearning man i was imagining myself in the yearning position and it was making me a bit blue
Maybe my light could counteract your void? :O
Awwe, thank you! I like to think it's from being a light player, hehe.
I listen to music that only ever speaks to my soul. I have so many lyrics...
Sorry for all the posts tonight, guys. I'm high and you're my captive audience. #substance
Make the girl in black your bride. #lyrics
i think that it is very lovely when people post lyrics but i feel like i would need to choose lyrics that really speak to me! 0o0
My sister is only mean to me because my tits are bigger. Sorry, itty bitty. #nsfw #sister #bigtitties
I quit gambling for her.
I be spinning around like I'm in the microwave.
Who's your fav Monster High character? Mine is Draculaura.
i hope an update in the future allows you to mark your entire account as #nsfw i feel like that might be helpful i feel very terrible when i accidentally mistag 0n0"
I would not fuck an alt version fo myself. But I do think we'd terrorize Sami togteher. #nsfw #selfcest #altversionofme #youngersistertingz
i LIKE, bAGON!
m1m1kyu... he's the l1ttle guy everyone's got the1r m1sunderstand1ngs on about...
~mevv
i like da one dey call espurr
Bulbasaur Is #001 For A Reason. I Also Like Metagross
I forgot hpw horny I get whenI smike. Fuck. #nsfw #substances
My tho+ughts exactly, Po+rrim.
Agreed, po+rrim.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
There's so many handsome men on here. What's a girl like me to do?
equius… no one is charming here i think half the people here talk about piss or are so over the top horny that honestly someone should consider taking them to the vet to get fixed
oh boy i can hear the pouting from here Equius you know im not being serious right not its basically my job to mess with you like this? its been our dynamic since… forever
maybe if you didnt BULLY me all the time
in a total bastard kind of way at times but sorta kinda
Confeshshion 5: "i think we should let all the eridans fight each other and the last one to live gets the chance to be in a quadrant with a lucky lady" Thoughtsh?
This is the only photo I have of myself on hand right now sorry~ https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/oc%20references/Ivy-Rose%20Auger%20refs/IvyRoseAuger.png
Sometimes blocking someone is the right answer.
i love how jake will just randomly send me bird videos because of my kid which im not complaining because i enjoy them but i just think its funny
#Vagueposting - SOME OF YOU don't know the difference between a butter crust and a shortbread crust and it shows.
i heard were #vagueposting sooo i kinda miss him in a weird way 0x0
How about now.
actually i think ive been kidnapped twice technically? but the second time was significantly less friendly and im not entirely sure why im bringing this up because it was NOT a fun memory… :/ at all #violence ? maybe??? im paranoid about tags sometimes
Really? Gee, ok. Let me try to rework that in my settings. One moment.
sir this is clearly a bwoof situation
oh well shit youve actually got me beat
Non-vague pozting. Not looking for a relationzhip, but ztill zmoking with an olive. Hiz bozz can come at me if zhe wantz. <__>
only if you tell her you asshole
pixie doesnt count she only looks like a horse
no worries it was a friendly kidnapping
honestly the only reason ive ever even seen a horse is because i was kidnapped one time
♰ then there is hope yet that i may find some one who craves the same… ♰
i dunno if they say anything else ive only seen a horse like once in my entire life
neigh or whatever ponies say
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
POINT OF ORDER! my little hoofbeast is a nonbinary show. all shows are nonbinary shows
I mean, it was terrifying, but t[][]ere's not a button for t[][]at.
what fucking lore did i miss while i was in the art mines
chix is a babe plz support her music
Unreal Heiress, play Emotion by Samantha Sang and the Bee Gees.
WE ARE NOT MOIRAILS.
wouldnt surprise me if someone started talking about that i can think of at least one or two instances where someone wanted to try
oh see now i KNOW you are up to something
see this is me feeling like i need to squint
i feel like you are trying to talk me into a trap this is one of your trying to talk me into a trap things isnt it?
the things we do for scratches… but it is worth it in the end
I have l9w expectati9ns; I kn9w pe9ple d9 n9t like t9 sl9w d9wn f9r wisd9m. They will 9utpace it, run miles ar9und it, and f9r the few m9ments they are side 6y side, a th9ught flickers, c9mm9n sense tingles, then it's g9ne 6ecause they're 6ack t9 running laps ar9und s9mething that w9uld s9 deeply 6enefit them.
well people arent always available ARE they
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
9h yes, I've heard a69ut the generalizing. Which is unf9rtunate. H9wever, c9mm9n sense turns 9ut, is n9t quite c9mm9n. Wh9 kn9ws, I d9n't hum9r stupid pe9ple.
// more art from my beautiful friend @cicidraws on tumblr! https://tumblr.com/cicidraws Kankri and her Ancestor Karkat, he was made and designed before beforan Karkat's reveal so exhausted dad stays. https://i.imgur.com/tfc03DF.png Second image is stuff he'd say/has said, but like funny ooc convo with cici: https://i.imgur.com/5pI7niq.png
Thank... you.
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
A we6site having y9u 9f all pe9ple (with much l9ve), calling y9urself chaste, is quite impressive. It's making me feel m9re than chaste if n9t rather aggressively prudish 6ut that's fine.
Thank y9u. I have seen 2 pe9ple's 6ulges and several tits, s9 cha9tic is an understatement, it seems s9mething taints the water here 6it t9 each their 9wn, they seem t9 6e having fun. N9t my kind 9f fun, 6ut fun n9netheless. #nsfw
Saying y9u "hate tr9lls" t9 a tr9ll is a ch9ice.
Taking a much-needed 6reak fr9m s9cial media, and admittedly, the new s9cial media piqued my interest. S9, here I am. I'll try t9 6e a 6it m9re active, may6e here and h9pefully 9n grum6lr.
I'm glad that he is s9 c9mpletely capa6le 9f g9ing thr9ugh every range 9f em9ti9n. H9w quaint. D9 y9u want attenti9n? 6ecause this is what that's asking f9r attenti9n. https://i.imgur.c9m/l9WTJNc.png
♰ whats on underneath is just as important as what goes over it... tonights going to be fun :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bc398214dc87.png #nsfw ♰
https://files.catbox.moe/hhocp3.png https://cookinclenup.straw.page (New pinned post. Complete with ask website!) Your name is Cookin Clenup and you are 12 sweeps old. You are Aerros' best up and coming MAID currently working under an indigo blood keeping their hive in tip top shape. This job has been going a lot better than the last few, previous jobs have had a rather...SUDDEN ENDING with your previous employers turning up DEAD come morning . You've been INVESTIGATED too many times to count. But your reputation is as squeaky clean as the floors you wash! Your interests include well...COOKING and CLEANING! You've got an ARSENAL OF TOOLS on hand for most situations. You always take great interest in learning EVERYTHING you can about your current employer, sometimes to an OBSESSIVE DEGREE. Their height, sleep schedule, diet, favorite places to be, it interests you but you DON'T KNOW WHY. You've always been confused as a OLIVEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you are 100% a JADEBLOOD. With how your blood borders right between the two, it almost feels like you're living TWO LIVES at once! One things you know for certain, you DO NOT belong in any jade cloister. You're always looking for new work, after all what is a maid without someone to work under! You've tried more physical intensive jobs, but your DELICATE FRAME just isn't meant for hard work, unless you count scrubbing floors. Another work day over, guess the Jobs done!
I supp9se I sh9uld make s9me s9rt 9f intr9ducti9n. I'm Kankri Vantas. There are many Kankris, I'm sure, and many Vantases. H9wever, I explicitly use She/her, and I am 6y general human definiti9n, I am transgender. I am here t9 talk a69ut whatever c9mes t9 my mind and may6e, 9n 9ccasi9n, give my unfiltered 9pini9n 9n s9mething.
i waited EXACTLY two weeks since i first noticed it was there and unlabelled. I had my eyes on it every day and every night. (Do the royal rainbow.)
i'll admit it. i ate that pint of icecream that had been in the freezer for 2 weeks. i thought they forgot about it.
okay i think i kicked the migraine crisis averted… this time
Yo+u're a sweetheart. Mwah.
one of you is plenty but alas the multiverse does not work that way
I'm glad it's remedied now!! This one's a good one. I'm typically a warm-type romance only sort of woman, buuut.. Well. I can enjoy thinking.
why was i not following you already!!!!!!! You're doing crazy work out here!!
✿ 𖥧𖧧s n𖥧ce 𖧧❦ see 𖧧he faces ❦f s❦ many d𖥧fferen𖧧 𖧧r❦lls, 𖥧𖧧 adds 𖧧❦ 𖧧he l𖥧vel𖥧ness ✿
you know i thought i was going to get by without my regularly scheduled sunday migraine but i may have spoke too soon sigh time to chug some electrolytes and hope for the best
I just notic€d ₩€ ar€ abl€ to do bann€rs oh JO¥. Pr€par€ for som€thing amazing.
YEAH, THEY FLED THE MOMENT YOU ENTER THE FUNCTION OR SOMETHING
Also would benefit from a hot guy rubbing my feet rn. Not even in a #nsfw I like feet kinda way. My feet just hurt and guys are hot.
okay that is hilarious but also no stop that
since i know you are reading this i hope you realize it only lets me see so far back on the notifs right???
the last unicorn is the best movie btw just need that to be common knowledge
well i sure hope no one was actually trying to say something to me considering i have 73 notifications and im not sure if they are all equius or not
this one's just true. Wild inconsistency between reports here.
i get stronger every night. https://i.imgur.{om/14KhpDj.png
ABBA, an ice shower, and some R&R hell fuckin yes
Okay that ice bath really hit the spot I don't really feel sore anymore ;p
i'll be real besties and baddies, I fell asleep.
I'm only aψake because my maid pulled me out of my cupe by my leg. She's a real one.
unfortunately… and that would involve engaging with him? which is a terrible idea and he gives everyone the creeps i swear every version of this guy ive ever seen gets off on it
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
that is the coolest stick to ever be a stick congrats
uh huh… sure… :| no idea what the fuck you are on about but whatever
oh im sure that will go swell for you
just trust me… there are horrors out there that you dont want explained to you buddy
just walk away while you still can please
im blaming equius for this still
gonna agree with you there and not try to feel bad about missing the entire morning lol
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
sigh looks like jack cant just admit hes a dork and is projecting again smh
we have a barter economy! its pretty early stage civilization here
ohhhh yeah we dont have that here yet
well either way! who would be so fiendish to hide something like that in delicious cheese and pepperoni goodness?
i dunno i think i would have caught onto that with the whole dog nose and all
okay i need to know why this pizza rosemary bread ive been getting at market is so freaking addicting ive had to start keeping it at the cabin to keep the guys out of it and im still going through it way too quickly
jack ive got this ahem… BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
hmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM no
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMh4_ak6r4
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
Ughhh a massage sounds really good right now I haven't had one in foreverrrrrr.
Takin' an ice cold shower to help with my soreness. Any other tips to help would be appreciated :p
Turning on the Corpse Bride. It's a good Sunday.
Bones has been scrraming papyrus is real for the couple hours I don't think I ever seen a kid so happy
Help is on the way, dear!
#Nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/0kW7NQraFEyAhXqaE4cZG0?si=8be9fecad6854ec8 #nsfw
You're so right... Just a little nap won't hurt.
The napping... It calls to me like a siren.
\) -•-Yes yours is slightly less egregious. I only have to squint half the time to read it.-•- (/
Well, it's day for me but I can still tell you about it! I just woke up about an hour and a half ago. And my back hurts but otherwise it's a very good day so far! How's your night going?
My hands are cold... Someone should come here and hold them. Y'know. To warm them up. #holdinghands #imcold
((im about to start cramp posting as karkat idc that trolls dont get periods [i think??], karkat is about to feel my textual pain
What a good day! The sun is shining, I'm no longer bleeding, I get to show my favorite game to someone! How exciting!
my tits are beautiful and soft and perfect but oh how the pain endures no matter what #nsfw
WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS??? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM ALL!!! >:(
because i know you far too well
awwww thank you that is so sweet!!! im sure they will :)
they are asking for pancakes
3833 < Heard little sniffy snarfs under the desk... > 3833 < One of the cats (hairless one) was trying to groom my dog (pomeranian, shedding), and honest to goodness went PTOOIE from the amount of hair... > 3833 < Cornbread is not an intelligent animal. 💗 >
pretty sure youre the reason considering i fell asleep on you + the couch
sigh… yeah thats the plan but its still going to be unpleasant for a bit
#noWplaying - Fly Me To The Moons - Troll Frank Sinatra
bleh i woke up far too early to both my neck and back feeling absolutely fucked up :(
♰ a quaint spot to rest... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac73ed4bb774.png ♰
KAMOJI LOVEPOST EXPRESSING MYSELF WITH KAMOJIS IS AMAZING AND I'M NEVER FUCKING STOPPING
po2t canceled ii can"t hate fefeta po2t2,, iit feel2 wwrong..
Thank you! You have been spared from my evilness today!
Good morning!! I'm going to be EVIL today!!
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
✿ 𖧧rea𖧧 y❦urself 𖧧❦ gra𖥧ns and, perhaps, a ple𖧧h❦ra ❦f dull-h❦ney r❦as𖧧ed legumes ✿
see everyone now this is lame at least mine still has sugar
beetle fact #2: you will. return. to the dirt.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
Ive Already Been Advertisedly Swindled Into Buying A Branded Airfryer How Many More Advertisements Will I Get. Do You Have To Get A Membership For That Too
@spadesSlick Motherfucker can't poison or rob the Felt if he's entertaining a ~lady~ I like free drinks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117484274_gixbbVriJMRpB4x.png
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
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I do enjoy a good courtroom drama from time to time.
J⟡J⟡--> ♡m♡zing every⟡ne ⟡n here is s⟡ kind! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
graaaaaaaa legal representation
Ooooo[][] t[][]at's perfect! T[][]is really speaks to me. T[][]ank you. :>
Noted, I shall listen to this music and analyze it thoroughly.
RE: ADDED BOTH SONGS! yes :) i liked them
POINT OF ORDER! now listening: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03itpzJq3u6lz03SL9Jm59?si=72E5JqlMR3OyzUw9tVFZIw&pi=hS_zEegdRVepI
i see a lot of people are sharing music here. unfortunately i am one to follow a trend. https://youtu.be/o_Go1ah3Vds?si=5zGUkLDp63BM3L-2
I leave you all wit)( a personal favourite. Now playing - Pink Pony Club - C)(appell Roan )(ttps://youtu.be/GR3Liudev18?si=RA4AKT)(RADmULt-l #nowplaying
Me and my comfort Cheez-its against the world.
My FRIENDS always say I'M a homosexual, BUT that is not true. I ONLY THINK ABOUT WOMEN'S BODIES AND WOMEN IN GENERAL EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M SO PASSIONATE ABOUT MY OWN PHYSICAL HEALTH AND THAT IS THE TRUTH.
i have found so many nice things for my collection! :d #deadthings #collection
YES I hang photos of muscular women on my wall, NO I am not gay.
Sure. You may be verified on chittr. But are you verified in the eyes of God? #reference #imissvine #preachersdaughtertingz
No idea what this is about, but pop off king.
Who needs to sleep when I could read fanfics and play my games?
be exceptional. (iykyk.)
KUDOS! ❤︎
arigatou gozaimasu!
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
Y'all Shut The Fuck Up 13 Baguettes Is A Normal Amount For A Growing Girl
CHITTR TOP TEN TRAP DESIGNS TO MAXIMIZE IMP SUFFERING
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS WEIRD LUSUS XO —suggested tag: @slenderMan https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/75ccd5da2c6d.png XO
Do you think that there are any zort of zea creaturez near the zhallower areaz of the water that would jump up and try to eat you? I'd like to at leazt kick my legz around in the water, but I don't think that'z a great idea.
bottom 5 posts oat actually diisregard thiis one
// Posting one of the adopt designs I did off my tumblr page/kofi. It's the only available on at the moment. https://64.media.tumblr.com/960a9784e666c110a388bbf8407a81ee/0ec782615e8a3466-2f/s2048x3072/23b7e5389636457f0d423c8ebd79191d3a58d780.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/52538ed13155c58ad3f0304235efb002/0ec782615e8a3466-9e/s2048x3072/1a5723742fc46a1f1fd9894d8044fe363b389e1a.png
at least SOMEBODY is considering using protection during all of this.
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/pipipipi.png
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/pipipipimore.png
honestly a mood in some ways
and just when i thought i could put away the bullshit meter for the evening
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I like watching OK KO for the lil' guy himself like yeah fuck 'em up lil' KO I believe you can be a hero
// I'm still drawing boobs, I'm finishing up some adoptable fantrolls because I quit my job recently and a bitch is flat broke.
images really dont like me on here do they?
im saying that it doesnt matter who was here first?
yeah not sure that is a good idea and besides ive got fish to fry now and need a clear head
and? thats not what i was getting at
This Ωne lΩΩks like a hΩpbbeast!! https://media3.giphy.cΩm/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUybb3dpMnp0a2c3cXJωenlqMmJ0eDl4M3ZvdTE1OHM2ejBBjanRleTJtaSZlcD12MV9pbbnRlcm5hbbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zω/S9uqkRa9xUQx2/giphy.gif
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#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7AZqeLfHNnPlUtyonOxhVV?si=03756b3fe1e24af0
time 2 sleep uhh uhhh. heres pendre and his shitty ex who haunts him https://i.imgur.com/h09CORv.jpeg
probably amporas </3
Made my sister in the Sims. Gonna drown her in the pool for being mean. #violence? i guess?
that is not ominous sounding in the slightest :|
very helpful! admittedly im already kind of a tea nerd lol but if someone else sees it could be great for them!! :D
anyway third cup of tea that will totally get my mind off things
POINT OF ORDER! permission to strike, your highblood? no not the offending testimony from the record i want to physically attack opposing counsel rq pleeeease
if i am needed. i will be cleaning. and then sleeping.
oh thank god i saw nsfw and thought you were posting your dick for a moment
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
It really d9es feel like y9u all try t99 hard t9 pail each 9ther.
its getting towards that time of night where im not sleepy but i have to bonk my intrusive thoughts on the head before they start spiraling
I think my feed needs m9re than sex t9 fix them, h9nestly. #therapy
No more slushie.... Time to bully my sister into getting me another one!
Yeah, that part I don't really understand either. The rest I can def explain, though!
It's okay, I'll help you understand.
Thank god the one pm here doesn't even really know me I'm not having the other one rant about justice or whatever to me
No rizz, but I'd make us in the Sims.
Low-key impressed with the sheer intensity of the desperation radiating off this application at all times. Y'all live like this fr? Goddamn.
♰ becoming the subject of my own work... is it too self-centered..? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05437e4c757e.png #nsfw ♰
dude just say that youre the one that really wants the hug already
Preach.
#pinned https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDance.gif
A gaming sesh with my sister would fix me.
equius he is one of my favorite characters weve been through this
yeah but hes not really a hugger himself in most continuities and honestly it might make him uncomfortable
top 3 huggable robots in my opinion: 1. my kid (obviously) 2. baymax (basically built for it) 3. g1 optimus prime (canonically a hugger and has strong dad vibes)
heck yes you get it!!! love that walking marshmallow filled with love and metal
okay so im thinking big hero six is next on the movie list
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i dont care if people are partying partying in my house. I'm staying in my room cozy forever
The people have spoken, they ψant to see my boobs. I ψill oblige you in a feψ hours.
sweet! spam reduced by 25%
uh huh sure just admit it you secretly hate me and to think im letting you watch wall-e with me
@equiusZahhak you know when you are spamming me you are also hitting the hate button right?
oh okay then i suppose that is different :)
gasp!!! how rude of them >:O
i guess something with a hole in the back like a lot of my clothes but honestly? as long as im conscious about how im sitting down its usually not an issue usually
#dogproblems its fine though just smarts for a minute or two kinda like stubbing your toe
it IS the worst!!!! thank goodness i love this thing for other reasons because it can be a real pain sometimes literally!!!
ugh i got up to get a blanket and when i sat back down i sat on my tail wrong X(
No one: Chittr: YEAH TIDDIES Supporting women's rights. #nsfw
// I need yall to know i am very tickled pink right now. She's being more well recieved than I thought. but for everyone i'll draw her boobies. #nsfw
need a big ass man like a man who could lift up a house liiike!
If I get more likes i'll post a tit picture.
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
im not sure how to feel about this if im being honest
im thinking this post might have been a mistake
♰ seems i've been followed by some spectre claiming to be a doctor... how exciting i love calling into the void knowing that sometimes... it looks back ♰
I mean 2 people hated this post so no ones seein my tits.
Hoψ many of you ψould like to see my tits? #nsfψ
finally got the courage to try grub sauce for the first time. and yeah, as gross as i expected. never again. :X
Takin' it easy tonight with a movie and no I won't say what it is ;p <3
some people just go straight for the ears smh
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I take care of 3 wrigglers, and overall, I think if I was much younger, I'd be a lot more rowdy, but I'm 20.77 sweeps. I can help you fill out your tax form or something. Or tell you how to fix that hole in your favorite pants. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/5cbtiykptdngjydxypzjtb?si=d64867d5a3194b98
oh! thAnk you. i will put these to prActice!
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I see, if it works it works. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ That's nice :). Understandable, that requires a lot of interlocking skills. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ That's understandable, a good idea for privacy reasons. That's unfortunate. I hope the jobs you work aren't too awful. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ That's nice, do you sell a variety, or do you keep it to a small selection? ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
#nowplaying New Way Out - Lemon Demon !! Might be one of the most songs ever to me https://youtu.be/Sf5nos9-Dg4
yeah you are too easy to read in some ways fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine you can join
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Good song. https://open.spotify.com/track/4NGb84RNMnoY56XtG20pUA?si=fba092d253bb4173 #music ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
what? you know i like cute robots!!!
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I work with a lot of people, mostly violet and lower, and I manage a political office for an older violet. I am deeply curious what everyone does for a living? ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
to the surprise of no one who knows me i settled on cartoons wall-e right now and well see where it goes from there
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ // -nods sagely with you- ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
// All of her pictures are "sfw" but not SFW enough I can share here LOL. I am an aroace person, i just... i enjoy yiddies. #nsfw
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ There was a warning post :( ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ You have been warned. https://64.media.tumblr.com/782cab6396b489f4728c94efe0e9129f/ce00b27a55f34758-e5/s1280x1920/684c8c162aa7046956c9a565d2e3569afc76deb4.png #nsfw ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I have pictures to share of my face but I think that I'm a bit to big chested to appropriate share it without tagging it :/ #nsfw ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
i think u shud be
What about us trimmers?
im not even close to bedtime yet and jake used enough spice in dinner to kick my ass awake for awhile
okay well yes that but i more meant after that
had dinner showered and tossed on some comfy pjs made some tea and i am all set to… well i havent decided yet but I’ll get there
@archiveAddict Hai, Rankmaid-Chan! Dream report! I was watching a new episode of an online series, and the guy running the show interacted with a small server of builders and writers... But whoever was the editor left the url to one of their chats onscreen. So as the episode was brand new, i was one of the first people to go to the server. And I warned them!! That there might be a large influx of curious people because someone fucked up! And then after that I just kindof started looking at their fiction. They were working on this story about like, a town of toys where it was kinda the sadpocolypse. the toys were breaking down/apart and going senile and their streets were cold and hollow. and then i woke up
https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/c55de50f98c67d6704fe5766eb56f3d1f40866bb.webp
I love to work out. Helps me feel strong and like I can help people.
I've had this punching bag for like a day and a half and I'm already putting sizeable dents in it the grind never stops <3
「 I just found a meowbeast. It’s sniffing my shoe. Do I feed it? ⥮
:33 < its too much for me! :33 < sometimes i have to hide my little p33purrs with one had, and scroll away from those posts with the other
Orcaaay, if I ever have need a neψ maid~! So cute.
Forgiven, anyψay share a shellfie.
OOOOH You're a cootie patooie! not a bad bitch, but very cute.
considered "HFilf" "historical Figured I'd like to fuck." ((ooc: im so sorry dualscar))
Orcay, a cutie patooie ψith some bad bitchness!
your icon says bad bitch but also tired bitch, gill you need a spa day
Orcay so like that's a lot of people, you aint special.
Aψψψ, your so cute, if I ever need to consider people furniture i'll call you
Orcay I don't knoψ ψho you are, get your bad ugly energy out of here.
You dont gotta be humble around me, confidence is very attractive.
Orcay so like, I have several helms, and they all got such cute neψ uniforms. There are not a lot of gill helms and i'm loψkey like disappointed in that. Most of my helms ψere big fans of me anyψave so it's orcay.
im seeing so many limebloods, like orcay some of you are super cute bad bitches orcay. like damn shame most of you bad bitches are super fucking dead but, regardless. slay!
// You can and should always milf-ify your muses. Gender dont matter, milf is a state of mind.
A close up of my icon, I should really take a neψ picture but really this one captures my features ψell. https://i.imgur.com/7qt4DlR.png (( old art alert, but i love her nose <3))
I have 13 kids plotting my downfall I think considering they are all outside in a meeting. If I die, I leave all of my things to them still I guess.
gawd same
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
Hold on let me zoom in on your tiny ass icon.
Baddies, ψhere are you? Reveal yourself.
Of course, how could I not..!! I cAnt even count how mAny times Ive wAtched it by now..
Hello I am here, the amazing and beautiful, very talented, funny Trizza Tethis. It's not finstagram, I haven't ψitnessed a baddie yet. https://i.imgur.com/Kd0kPUL.png
WAtching Singing in the RAin AgAin [=:)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Canon Divergent - She's very black-coded (the writer is also black) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gender: Female Pronouns: She/Her Sexuality: Bisexual Title: Her Affluent Socialite ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We gotta completely ignore canon for Trizza here. She's had a few years of character growth, RP-wise, before being here, and achievements. She is the current Empress of her Alternia. She, while still pretty awful, she has grown due to her friendships. She still loves herself, and she will post about hating men. I've got a low tolerance for instant aggro! So if you're overly hateful or aggressive with her, I'll block! If we're both not having fun, it's not fun at all. BIG timeline note: She never met the humans and I don't focus on any of the human stuff for her timeline. There isn't a lot of game related aspects here as the game has let me down and disappointed me. So I am not listening to it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
sorry to keep everyone waiting! a few of you were pretty close but i am surprised that no one guessed it correctly. my favorite character in sonic cross worlds is... jade! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5670479be68b.png
im gonna cast a spell on you youre gonna do what i want you to mix it up here in my little bowl say a few words and you lose control! #lyrics
#nsfw mEif i was in a maid outfit rEply with thE 😳 Emoji if ud crack https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-28_225347924.png
Going to the beeach. Pray I don't get culled.
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♰ i’ll be departing for a short rest.. don’t make fun of the clowns without me :) ♰
Mass like all of jadeyharls post for me please
Mods like me mass heart jadeyharls posts
im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"
why do you two insist on making me suffer?? :,( @walkstabwalK @equiusZahhak
okay well this is embarrassing but the point is FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU HORSES ASS
equius what the fuck man??? https://imgur.com/a/pNQA4Gn
Today, I Saw A Barkbeast. That Has Been The Highlight Of Today.
huh. long hair's nice... i should work on that!
hey it works in video games maybe you are on to something
ate an apple i feel mildly more alert now sorta… maybe… we will see…
oh i should probably track down jake and see what we are doing for dinner tonight im thinking i might be in the mood for tikka masala
♰ interesting perspective.. i will give it somet thought... ♰
tØ the felt. there are baked gØØds in the chartreuse kitchen. they turned Øut Økay. clØver helped.
ugh this is going to be just another thing where equius finds a way to spam my notifications isnt it?
good night evverybody or should i say evverybunny! check out this up close pic of the most adorable hopbeast lusus he wwas in my garden snacking on all my eggplants and drinking from the wwater bowwls i leavve out wwhen i first saww him evverybody repost wwith #🍆 #💦 if you think youd be friends wwith this little buddy https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8e8069855bfdpng
Half tempted to become the opposite of Hater Me and start liking everything but I know in my heart and in my mind that I wouldn't have the ability to do that to some stuff in Good Conscience. Meanwhile it's a lot easier to hate, y'know?
hey no bringing up my whoopsie naps!!! im staying awake damn it!!!
wwii2h ii could hate thii2 more than once..
i tried energy drinks like… once? didnt end well for some reason those things do not vibe well with my powers
why am i suddenly tired? this is some bull!!! bull I tell you!!!!
Might make my way to the ocean. It'd bee a bit of a trip, but I'm wondering if I even dare. Could bee nice. I've alwayz wanted to zee it. Maybee find zome zea glazz.
[Pull] I love my horsey n' my horsey loves me [Trigger]
i think we shØuld all explØde dØc scratch. fØr nØ reasØn. in particular.
I'm w಄rking ಄n a glass sculpture ಄f a dancing fr಄g! He has very l಄ng legs. #il಄vehim
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6ba487a25e7c3cb15e4cbe70d6270d8/0650f65d399f4813-7a/s1280x1920/d7322a2fec5bd3e0138f204da58daae0daded702.jpg I'm heading out. Fuck it.
ive sent subjected jack some cursed content of my own and now his daughter is leading a frog uprising all is balanced once more
i have nØw seen twØ gØØd pØsts.
I have been asked to share who I side with in this game. With that in mind I'd like to make my support known for the town of Goodsprings in their upcoming fight with the Powdergangers. Ego sum ira Domini.
w weevil for e everyone https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e7/84/20/e784200ace39fe5b356ce468b2d986ef.jpg
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
also ooc im adding that to the trycks character playlist LOL tysm
Cubs these days sure are perverted, huh? Not a judgement, just an observation.
Ok So Apparently I’ve Missed The Costco Run And The Pissgate Debacle. Sorry I Was Busy Making A Style Guide For The Camp Crystal Lake Figure With No Sense Of Fashion. Seriously Drowned Chic Is Not In
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
ribbit. :) https://ibb.cØ/mVqMTzHw
WAGGING MY TAIL AT THIS SONG.. I NEED YOU FREAKS TO LISTEN TO IT HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=GFAB0GNPY6S
[Pull] 'was this 'bout all them pailers? tch, y'all got nothin' better t' do? [Trigger]
I LOVE HIS SINGING.. OH MY GOD..
𝄞 talking ab♡ut my babygirl earlier made me wanna p♡st her <3 𝄂 𝄞 this is my carniv♡r♡us stellathyrsus named valeri! 𝄂 𝄞 i have ♡ther plants but she's l♡wkey my fave l♡l 𝄂 𝄞 https://i.imgur.c♡m/JLF9AbV.gif 𝄂
◥▶◀◤ --> We can try talking about my favorite topi% instead
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
oki :3
Fake Eldritch terror.
i don't kinkshame, you guys have fun, but....personally, i gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere. #pissgate #nsfwe
i dØn't think i've seen a gØØd pØst here.
MUSCLES.
AT THE GYM.
um. hi. everyone. this is uh. you know, something really cool i saw and i wanted to try it out because i mean, i think i saw everyone on here and i figured it would be a great idea to get on myself since talking to people is kind of hard, but! when you're on the internet, talking to people is easy, at least that's what my mom says. um. uh, i like puzzles. and. being inside. and. other stuff. and things that i can't really get into right now. not because i don't have other stuff i like, i definitely have other stuff i like, i just can't remember it right now. so i just. am going to. um. you know!... end it there.
how bout inst3ad of pissposting 3<3ryon3 just, s3nd 3ach oth3r pictur3s of cut3 boys shirtl3ss sp3cifically m3 b3for3 i go too far und3rground that i los3 signal plz thanks chittr
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖@equiusZahhak :) hi⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
You know you've gottem when you get every single reaction on your reply at once.
(( addicted to this site. made it up to 9 characters. god, i love it here you guys are so funny
^^i think for some, it is just a fetish!^^ ^^the spectrum has alWaYs been a complication for me, but When You liVe With animals and don't alWaYs knoW hoW to naVigate social rules and such, it is fun to feel like You reallY *are* less than a person^^
(I FORGOT TO TAG AS #nsfw AND I CANT EDIT pls forgive me orz )
"= oh wait. #ferrofluidingup. can we do this. ferrofluiding up. ="
THE FUCKINGWORST OF CHITTR.
Quick PSA for those who are participating in the #oiledup movement: /Use massage oil./ Not lantern oil. Not crude oil. /Massage oil./ This has been a sage advice PSA.
\) -•-Back in my favorite place.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cec61c2095e.png-•- (/
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
https://i.imgur.com/Y88GFnE.png #DetectivePony
simply the most precious hoofbeast i've heard tell of. if it is within your power, please deliver a warm pat to this delightful creature in my stead. thank you in advance, dear one.
fret not, dear one. we have the power of text! would you honor me by describing your sweet pony?
heard + appreciated, dear one. will we be permitted to see pictures?
That's great, there's beauty all aroudn us truly Ego sum ira Domini.
I rreally llike hhardened mmoobeast mmilk, jjust a ffun ffact about mme~<
It is about me and my interests
so trim, so fanciful! i was quite boring in my own attire. but how times have changed, dear one. isn't it lovely that the profession has branched into self-expression?
I adore their tenacity for order I also enjoy the cute outfits
Doesf anyone really caref for westernsf anymore? Pew-pew, blazsfing sfaddlesf?
i have a deep respect for the profession. though i may be #biased, given my former experience. what of you, dear one?
............................
Chittr do you like maids
i'm a snugly bitch / i hug and shit #substance
I think it would be cool to just universally have classpect badges available for everyone.
its gone its all gone wworthless
perhaps you could seek a badge that denotes your strength of character, dear one. perhaps a flexing arm? how lovely that would be, + you may pave the way for future adopters. (:^
"= hetquius badge. you are lucky. the admin. does not know the long standing reputation. ="
Glubs into t)(e abyss.
fuck / i need to come up with a pinned / i gotta make a banner / fuck #substance
Zomeone get thiz ztupid purple bitch out of my dmz. Kill him or zomething, for the love of god. <__> I hate your ztupid fake zcripture.
If you ever zee me acting like a clown, fucking kill me on zight. That'z not me, I've beeen pozzezzed.
//as many of you know most of what I post as Chixie is just real shit that happens to me. I was handed a sealed bag of harabos gummies half asleep and told nothing but that they're a gift. I ate the whole bag and now will be livebloging my accidental high to you all. I'm safe but this is funny as shit so I'm content farming #substance
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terezi pyrope you would have loved flight rising dot com
♰ now listening to: carlotta valdez - henry danger https://open.spotify.com/track/6eaUFwzmJrkxhNtsqKgCeS?si=569d888019df46c1 ♰
Man I love midnight angst. If you also love midnight angst give this chit a "yeah"
>AcK< brO+her, Who's HOrse Is This? Bro+her, He Canno+ Have My Oa+s
the sleepies are trying to take over but i am fighting them with my all
glad to see you people are normal
out of eggnnog after 4 mmonnths at least i cann mmilk mmore fromm the creature
ImonmysecondgallonofcoffeeandthisisfantasticIthinkIcanrun10000marathonsrightnowandnotevenbreakasweat.
>AcK< we Have A Differen+ Kind of Milk Benea+h The Bridges
i like strawberry flavoring in mine! or that weird green shit hipsters drink
I drink milk 🥛 Fucking yummy ass slop.
how many of us are milk drinkers i be drinking a cup whenever i want
I have a few packed away. I zhould get them out...
day 47 of being "trapped" under a napping dog man my kid has taken up residence in his fluff and may or may not be building a nest i honestly feel kind of betrayed :(
Kanaya, this isn't troogle
........hey, @grimAuxiliatrix.
Should I...text my ex........?
Hm. Thinking of what to wear beefore the warmer weather rollz in...
♰ fascinating choice... certainly not what i had expected.. nice none the less.. ♰
Points at all Jade Harleys/english here Ha furry
thank y0u f0r y0ur h0nesty.
sOUNDS LIKE, a SHORT LIST!
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
Beauty care tip from t)(e Deep Ones part two: If you use t)(e ink of N̵̛̺ÿ̶̙̮̣̙̬̣́ä̶̫̱́̏͒̏ŕ̶̛̛̩͎̖͈̘̌̽͝l̵͉̗̖̒̆͛a̸͓̗͔͙̣̽̈́͜͜t̶̥̭͎̥̖̪̀͐͂͝)(̵̰́͒̀͛̏o̸͔͂̅́̕ͅt̸̠͎̤̞͓̍͜é̸̞̫͈̔̀͑̇̑p̶̢̪̘̱̮̋͐̂̍͂͂ and mix it wit)( crus)(ed pearl, you )(ave a natural exfoliating mask.
can i substitute the blood of s̸̜̯̈̓͂͋̀̊̿̍̒̅̈̓͂̇̕ḩ̸̖͇͔̗́̃͆̚u̸͓̬͈̱̯̦̐̓͠b̶̭̻̭͉͎̳̜̹͎̪̳̞̾̾͒͑̓̀͆̓͛̏̌̓͐͌̀͑͐͜-̴̢̦̻̝̦͇͈͕̘̮͉̾̌̓̀͌̈́́̾̄̑̕n̴̦͈͔̤̗̖͓̲͜͝i̸͕̼̙̖̣̦̍̐͋ġ̷̛̮̜̺̥͔͓̦̙̎́̋̆̊̋̀͋̎͝ͅͅù̷̧̢̢̩̮̲̪̤̮̠̣̥͘͘r̵̨̧̛̟͉͚̳͓̯̹͈̮͓̰̩̠̿̾̅̇̇̾ą̴̘͖̦̥̳̣͎̫͔̗̂͋͗̇͘ͅţ̴͚̭̮͍̭̠͉̿͜͝h̸̝̭̝̹̣̦̫̺͉͂̈͘ͅ?
“But we don’t know where [the most succulent portions are] or who [gets the wishbone], said [Pawnee]. “Do you?” Pam picked up the [body] and looked [the jellified carcass] over. “[The body, without the soul, is just matter],” she said. “Do you think [there’s an afterlife]?” asked Anna. “He doesn’t have a collar,” said Pam. “[So there’s nothing to loot from the corpse.” The avaricious girl sighed dejectedly.] “We should make a poster saying we found him,” said Anna. “Just in case someone [needs a dead cat for a Satanic ritual.”] “[Are we the fucking Feline Friends?]” said [Pawnee]. “[No, we’re the Pony Pals, so let’s stop dicking around with non-equines and ride some fucking horses.”] “Let’s go for a trail ride,” snorted Pam. “If he’s still [dead] when we come back we’ll make a poster.” Anna and [Pawnee] agreed with Pam. They saddled up their ponies and mounted. The cat [began the slow process of decomposition.] “Bye, kitty,” said Anna. “It’s time for you to go [to your Maker and be judged for your sins.”] The Pony Pals rode across the paddock onto Pony Pal Trail. [The rest of the town called it the Those Fucking Kids Who Won’t Keep Their Mouths Shut About Ponies For Five God Damned Minutes No Matter How Much We Beat Them Trail.] Anna #DetectivePony
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
Honey from wildflowerz alwayz taztez the beezt.
youre just salty that i beat you to the punch and called you out first DORK
oh trust me i can handle him :p ive been doing so for years
nah this is a typical evening with him its his way of asking for hugs
here i am just trying to enjoy my jasmine iced tea and jack has the nerve to ATTACK ME
Hmm. Okay. Zahhak may 8ee onto something with this "my little pony" thing or wh8ver.
I hope you enjoy it. Ego sum ira Domini.
(( I regret that I had to repeat it so soon but I see a lot of untagged very explicit posts and we need to keep tags in mind!! ))
(( Tags, everyone!! Tags!! Remember tags!! ))
oRGANIC, cHICKPEA MACARONI AND, vEGAN CHEESE, fOR MY EPIC DINNER, hECK YEAH, #mYePICdINNER
WHAT IS PTO. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING PAID. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING TIME OFF.
I have got incredible news about what frogs are, slick
I almost wish it was august right now so i could start making annoying posts about my hatchday
Daily reminder that! 1. You're a wonderful person, don't let others tell you otherwise. 2. Keep yourself healthy, hydrated and well fed.. A body that is not healthy ends up becoming cull bait. 3. And please be polite to your brood mothers.. They're doing their hardest to take care of the young ones....
no im right dont listen to him hes a massive old nerd dork goober man :p
So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar
I feel so relieved there are other cloistered Jades on here! #NotAlone
i refuse to lie that is a slight on my character
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
Been liztening to thiz on loop. Very good! #nowplaying https://youtu.be/9fzn_WjlFgc?si=HKRqMLQiVcrNq3Xk
*scraping noises*
One time one of our little bronze grubs blew a lil snot bubble! it popped and the lil thing just tumbled over scared.. Ahaha I thought it was the most adorable thing ever!
enjoying videos of hot naked men rn #nsfw
fuck yea i can its p cool i also can still make the generic cube object
y_es actually
Tone down the dezperation.
New banner hazhtag new banner! #newbanner #crunchcrunchcrunch
As An Investor In Things, I Just Wish For You All To KnoW I’d Never Invest In A Crypto Currency.
https://cdn.disc0rdapp.c0m/attachments/1383220116413480962/1487265072039329960/Tumblr_l_3083639511126722.jpg?ex=69c88309&is=69c73189&hm=a1a44e239a85f439a1f196aab41343c1fcb95330ced6283c84aa044c2a7307f8&
Seems like I’m seeing a lot more jadebloods on here today.
That'z actually kind of a cute idea. I'll have to rummage and find a yellow one.
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/f8da756b5c92.png Tried out the braidz. Not zure if I'm feeling them.
Barkbeast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/310e79dafe88.png Ego sum ira Domini.
because as i so often like to say time is bullshit and does bullshit things that confuse the hell out of you
look buddy i dont know im just following the lead of some weird old dog guy
okay getting a few things out of the way now? if equius asks for the like button to be tampered with? DONT and jack is a massive dork dont let him tell you otherwise
hey guess what? i dont think you can spam me on this thing amazing!!!
alright so what fresh hell has jack subjected me to this time?
\) -•-Desperate much, rich boy?-•- (/
>([w#at class are you man cuz i could really use a tank or support atp]
Hello! Am I actually communicating with other trolls here?
Changing my username t0 0ld_man_l0ver
madame maid the<e'? ?omething <ank b<ewing
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
I'm not zure how to tell you, a few people on the feed already zeem to have that concluzion.
#ImNOTComing to #ERIDANWEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
:33< girls kissing :33< eachothpurr :33< send chitt
HEY @caligulasAquarium YXU PAID ME TX CHANGE THE DATES XF MY EVENT, YXU DIDN'T PAY ME FXR THE RIGHT TO USE MY HASHTAG FXR YXUR XWN WXRTHLESS EVENT FXR IDIXTS. #IMCOMING? MXRE LIKE #IMCOMING FXR YXUR ASS YXU WET SNIVELLING FISHSTICK. YXU'LL BE HEARING FRXM MY LEGISLACERATXRS. - MC Oleana
😼 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35c8e324aab3.jpeg
w why would anyone s stay sad that seems s sort of p pathetic no offense
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
((gog i love this place already. really scratching that itch Flarping left behind.))
If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses.
Jane doesn't understand the fine art Ruby made
~savv a my little hoofbeast post. vvanted to share my favourite :} https://files.catbox.moe/u1apmf.vvebp
While hornyposting is not illegal, I will be judging you for it.
#art #artistsonchittr https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/purgatory.png
-]@_heres_a_little_older_picture_of_me_with_my_garden_forest_thingy_..._its_very_nice_..._its_hard_to_find_these_sorts_of_plants_to_cultivate_..._hehe_! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1640cf11cfdb.png
we LOOOOVE cats in this house!!
I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO WRITE NEAT STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES AND STOP EATING RED MEAT SAY "THANK YOU" TO STRANGERS POLITELY AND WISH 'EM DEAD #lLYRICS #DEVIMCCALLION
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
Could it get any colder? My poor beeehivez are all bundled up to try and keep them from kicking everyone out. I don't want to clean up the little buggy bodiez...
everyone go flirt with that guys mom thats a #royalorder
Fazcinating all the highbloodz who came to bee obnoxiouz and claim I don't work when I have a buzinezz I'm running. Bzz bzz. If I waz making enough money to bee comfortable, I wouldn't bee zaying anything about it. Hmmmm...
sometimes i wish i could choose a middle-gray so that EVERYONE is easy to read!! On light mode, I can't read the bright colors, and on dark mode, I can't read the dark colors!
私は一生、アンチであり続ける。ここにいる全員が大嫌いだ。
i aint gon translate this imma just say u rite
i realized i didnt have an idea for a banner way too late. typical bullshit go
How do I unrechit this.
Having you look at me once iz enough.
Honeztly, put your glazzez on to obzcure me from your line of zight.
Thankz. It'z definitely new. Uzed to the bouncy curlz.
Thankz. It zayz what it haz to az eazy az pozzible.
httpz://cdn.imgchezt.com/filez/dbb3bd5468b4.png Tried the hair down. I don't hate it.
Fun Fact!: Birds Can and often Enjoy Hemp Oil! The birds in Daves Office seem to really Enjoy a few drops mixed with their food
Anyways Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU'RE NOT VERTICALLY BLIND. YOU CAN SEE ME TOP TO BOTTOM.
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT ME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
she just wwhinnied at me that means i lovve in horse-saur!
hug!! 🫂
https://folkloregonian.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2388376419_6edb2377c9_o.jpg #lolcatposting
work doodle. kinda slow for a friday. no one order pizza this is great https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ccce63315382.jpg
Itchy :) Remember that I'm one of the ones that can keep up with you, Itchy :) I can catch you, Itchy :)
you are fucking insane and i also dont believe you
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
In other news, i love my wife
I <3 punching things People too but that's only if they piss me off.
for the record if anybody shoots me with a paintball before i get my hands on a paintball gun, I'm chasing you Teeth-Out. I'M NOT PLAYING UNTIL I'M EQUIPPED TO PLAY.
oh my god there's still time. get your tubes tied NOW.
... Oh. OH. Errrrr. Ok. I don't know what godforsaken timeline you come from, but this knowledge somehow puts a damper on the revelation of another Jane procreating. I don't have any children. Yet. Regrettably.
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
Zhould I try a new hairztyle? I waz thinking of putting it down, but the coily pigtailz have beeen a ztaple.
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @bigBooms @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
It's trying to make you polite!!! Or trying to make me polite.
*Manor And it absolutely doesn't. Even when you think everyones asleep, theres always timeclones
i wake up, i skimread what the other felt were/are/will be doing. i get grossed out. i dont leave my room because I dont want to get shot with a paintball gun. Give me like 10 minutes to put the suit on before anything bad happens to me.
♰ i see you :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85c90228015.jpeg ♰
(( Take my reference/explanation images while i figure out how to pin chitts to a profile. I would like to have these sorts of things slapped up top so others can know. If the toyhouse links don't work I'll figure it out. )) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/105083196_wUWpiRD3HZKt1w2.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117516972_8gnmMeDrg9PsjTJ.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/39290382_ogO89LK4uy1C5gE.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/38465052_E3acY82ItFuumrH.png
gn equius i hope u have happy dreams
sleep well equius
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you run into legal trouble regarding this course of action and need counsel or representation, i know a guy who can help you out (or, you know, if you'd like to sue somebody over website's death, i also know a guy who can help with that)
dirk a horse just fuckin died an equius is goin to destroy the moon
oh thank goodness
Mrow? https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
Mmmhhh. I certainly hope that horses go to Heaven. - Psalm 119:160
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
https://mEdia1.tEnor.com/m/S5bWngNBpCkAAAAd/mr-frog-crash-out.gif
including the horse, i guess.
^^easY Website...^^ [A gentle Voice sounds in the horse's head, as AliYah transmits their poWers through the screen to psYchicallY calm Website doWn.]^^
<3-It's-a-good-horse-sir.
NEIGH!! *stomp* neigh neigh!!
°0 Yes. Then ride at full speed into the nearest wall and merge with the wreck. #gore (3-) 0°
why does that condensed milk lady hate all my posts??
DONT SAY THAT
I am quite fond of these "pikmin" fellows!
(^･ω･^) < SO THE CATNAP I TOOK TURNED INTO A FULL ON SL33P!!! TIME FOR MORE SHIPCOURSE!!! WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT SOLKAT OR SOLLUX X KARKAT!!!!!!!!! #SHIPCOURSE #N33DTOKNOW #SHIPPPIIIING
a lusus deciding to use you as a pillow is cute and all until said lusus is about the size of a lion and has horns that are...kind of digging into your side. ouch.
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
(( affectionately, i feel like the one image of the mom in the airport wrangling her kids on child leashes. i swear this site hits midnight est exactly and the nsfwposting immediately spikes up LMAOOO ))
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How Do I Delete My Own Post
Any tips for getting your moirail to not destroy all t)(e landdwellers? Asking for a friend. 38)
playsing the drumns fuck yesh https://file.garden/aYzuJ5cmJXLmx8Ga/senc-4-19.gif
ʚɞ Wanted to post a picture of my lusus today. She looked very pretty on her flower patch 8) https://file.garden/Zus9kHo18QeWvR40/image_2026-03-26_234206432.png ʚɞ
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D --> I cannot wait for tomorrows Horsle
where on earth are you getting radioactive food? and doesn't it make you sick?
Who Is This Little Blonde 💇♀️ Bitch Who Thinks She Can Become One Of My Dancers 👯♀️ She'd Better Know How To Wagon Wheel Watusi ‼️ ‼️
I love your work.
)(i everyone!! T)(is is my first c)(ittr post and I am -EXCIT----------ED!! 38D
Yes, this is a picture of my quite stunning feet. You are welcome. https://i.postimg.cc/PJPD1hJt/IMG-0144.jpg #nsfw
Glub glub glub glub glub!!!
=( Chittr, I believe you are long overdue for one of my #bugs facts. I sincerely apologize for my lack of posting, and hope to salve the emotional wound of my absence with the following morsel: we all know that the humble butterfly is one of the few creatures who prefer to keep their activity to the harsh Alternian daylight, but did you know that it is this exact overbearing sun that "powers" their ability to navigate? The intense UV light activates a protein called cryptochrome 1, which is an essential biological ingredient for their internal magnetic compass. Interesting, is it not? This has been butterfly facts with Atlans. )
>AcK< +h0ugh+s On Femb0y Cen+aurs?
aint no one readin allat #yap
who up dogmaxxing?? no one dogmaxxes the way i do ;D
Making my own post. I hate candy.
decided i might post A "selfie", since i think i'm Quite cute. might delete lAter (⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝) #nsfw (idr think so, but plAying sAfe) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bfece0bc5b7.png
- Ok... but who is Eridan and why is he weak? 😟
ig i culd list the ppl i wouldngo "would" 2 but thts lame and i will hav 2 cast fireball on myself
and if i said i was talking about the leprechauns?
sometimes you gotta turn off your brain not think about it too hard and accept some of the aliens are pretty hot. they seem to have a lot going on though.
#chittrconfessions idk i dont know if i hav anythin 2 confess bc im p epic it will come 2 me
eeey viintaage sstory, 10 poiintss to the blue guy.
come over dear i wil l make you tea.with 3 spoon of sugar
i have 2 think about things related to women kissing each other but in a way thats like rly respectful and stuff
Guyz, what iz the faztezt way to beecome rich and famouz. OTHER than beeing born into it.
calll me frenchie frm grease the way i got pink hair n woudld flunk out of beauty shxooll
Alright. Doez anyone know how to care for a pony? I have zome buzinezz decizionz to make.
Neigh. Whinny, even.
Dogs—
she's also called the ceo of pailing / it's gross / i wish people talked about stuff other than buckets
cant believe troll olvie garden still serves alcohol, brahs! }:p shoutout to @ardourCorvidae for tagging along! }:D https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbtB/zayine_troll_olive_garden_1.png #substance
Anytroll pazt teal iz on thin fucking ice.
the quiet constant insidious temptation to overshare on social media. "whats the harm?" you say. "no balls." you say. well you see the possibility that one of the little lalondes floating around is my little lalonde is nonzero. and honestly its for the better that i dont get too comfortable here.
── ✦ I NEED M⚢RE TR⚢LLS T⚢ F⚢LL⚢W. WHERE ARE THE ⚢THER FEMINISTS ⚢N THIS WEBSITE WH⚢ ARE ALS⚢ AGAINST THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM? AND N⚢, "N⚢T CARING" IS N⚢T BEING ANTI-HEM⚢SPECTRUM.
im mostly here to bug eridan and ruin his day.
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
LE TEMPS DE L'AMOUR - FRANCOISE HARDY #Nowplaying
minecraft music jumpscare
This version is slightly more to my tastes, I will admit.
following every felt member feels like making a panopticon. is that what im thinking about? i think thats the word im looking for
Hmmm. You know what, zure.
♰ finally applied my verification don't forget you can always trust me especially if you are cold-blooded :) ♰
were very creative! 😎
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
Call me musclebeast the way my beast of a body has a lot of muscles (What is a musclebeast)
Vaguepozt thiz, vaguepozt that! We are 100% tranzparent that we want you at our bakery eating our deliciouz treatz!
Found thexe znakes in my bottom yard! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Garden_Snakes
deercat lusus decides it's perfectly fine to eat my hair then decides to act all baffled and offended when i get the spray bottle. you know good and well your actions have consequences!
(( friendly reminder serious vagueposting is really unhelpful and creates more drama. /this post is /not/ targeted itself/ but i have seen numerous very clearly targeted vagueposts cropping up today. talk to each other y'all. you're just worsening everything if you blur the original context, and discourse is the last thing literally anybody wants on this site. we're all just here to try and have fun. thank you ))
*scraping noises*
okay good news there weren't any bugs around. wired ones. i did find a ladybug though
was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
Th…th animls? Dat raises u?
shoutout to all the women out there
:33 < Nepeta council assemble! :333
@undyingUmbrage it is only throUgh astoUnding grace and magnanimity that i allow yoU to follow me Un-blocked, brother. that, and i sUppose yoUr antics are nostalgically childish. ~3U
Don't worry about it. Or do, but from the privacy of your own internet browser.
Girl.
im woke now fyi #woke
:33 < you can do it, equihiss! i believe in you!!
The Lash is an Heir of Hope. Because he's a hero, and a fucking inspiration.
KEEP MAKING JOKES DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE
I feel like I have to laugh beecauze of how bad I feel for you.
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
Thinking about other beear zpeciez. Panda beear, grizzly beear, zun beear, moon beear, black beear, polar beear... I'm thinking of changing up the gear at the bakery... Maybee we go full beee theme. Or iz that too much beee? Hm. Hard to tell.
~ Idk have a fast lusuS Sketch I've done in my break https://file.garden/Xq7XZpqD4WqpYSBO/lusus%20sketch.png #art
A Handful Of Minutes And Ive Already Had The Misfortune Of Reading The Words Twist His Bawls
I Dont Often Have Time To Be Online But This Place Seems Interesting Enough
It waz a good zuggeztion, I'll give you that.
I alwayz feel bad when I zmoke them, I try to juzt talk thingz out cauze uzually when I do, they wake up pizzed. I don't know if you've ever beeen face to face with a good hundred of grumpy beeez, but. You can imagine it doezn't typically end well.
Zometimez I juzt want to take a break from the hive, but the hive doezn't want a break from me. How do you politely tell your multitude of beeez to fuck off for like 10 minutez. Juzt 10. Zeriouzly.
THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN' - NANCY SINATRA
The Lash finds it concerning how many of you are satisfied with "God tiering" when you could be trying to Lash tier. It won't make you as good as me, but it'll get you half way.
I HAVE TO AGREE
hello again everyone! sorry for the inactivity, i've been rather distracted lately... nothing in particUlar, jUst getting lost in my own thoUghts!
you're doing great big guy!!!!
big beefy bois on my feed. life is beautyful :) luv nature
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
:33 < how serene and beautiful!! :33 < please stay safe and have fun sillyhead! :33
(( hello to any new folks :] reminder the rules of the site say 18+ for clear reason, and remember to tag properly, ty ))
smh im followin my friends on here like i'm collectin pokemans gotta catch all the lalondes n all the striders n all the harleys n don't get me started on the leijons n crockers n englishes!!!
i think im gonna flip a coin every day when i log on to chittr and if i ever get heads im deleting my account for my own mental health ive seen way too many hornyposts from my grandma to stick around on here too much longer
rose honey if youre seeing this we gotta get you the fuck outta there
thought about digging out my old (old old old) prom pictures to post but the holes burned into some of the faces would make me look. hm. unfavorable.
Watching the twenty-four hour timer I set for myself before I can post another rant about baking. In the interest of maintaining a fair pace. I don't want to blow my wad prematurely. Not that I'm liable to run out of opinions.
never ever gonna complain about my powers again turning into wind is really nice when people wanna commit vehicular meslaughter.
oh, i dont know about that! i'm really fond of blue too!
:33 < stay true to yourself and enjoy whatever passions you have! :33 < do not pay any attention to a haters unn33ded tommenjerry #reallycoolwisewords #happy #smile #ilikeroleplaying
(checking notes) yeah i think it says that the real enemies to pitch was the ♦X9 we found along the way. No i dont know what that means, I'm trying to keep up just the same as you are
i can eat an entire three layer cake by myself without getting a tummy ache
@archiveAddict (≧∇≦)ﾉ Haii!! I heard you were asking questions about leprechauns yesterday! Can I provide any info to help you with your potential charmfics?
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
♰ one spirit seems to consistently be a bug in my ear always asking me to repeat his name thrice talks about becoming corporeal if i do it... gets so annoying... ♰
protiectin myskef for when ppl startnoostin boobie again https://thresholds-of-transformation.blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/spell-attack-art.jpg?w=1000 #wizard
Hrrmm have you guyx ever tried macaroni and cheexe? Very ztrange and odd texture fruit zalad! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Think.gif
I felt a sort of looming presence for a minute and then not at all. Funny!
OBSESSED tht i am 18 again w troll age #youngspirit #yungat❤️
Good afternoon, Chittr. I had a ztrange dream https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/A.png
♰ any trolls interested in my process? im going to the dark room later tonight might snap some pictures. ♰
Such a nice, warm, relaxing day! Hope everyone is taking advantage of this calming moment! Makes me want to deep clean! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
Whats Happening Right Now Is Far Beyond My Comprehension That Ill Admit
hello
where plesae reply
where
that one troll with the yuckydesk is online. tempted to make friends. dont know if i have the guts to @ her right now. maybe after food
Picture my moooirail tooooook ooof me at the Slammys after my slam ooor get culled win (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) #reminiscing #nooostalgia https://file.garden/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustratiooon88_2.png
i guess someone wwill just havve to wwait and see my #zoology update tomorroww! i havve a friend wwho neigh like to meet you...
*scraping noises*
taking a break from feeding the horses and this made me laugh from my facegrub group. hope it brings a smile to evveryone else too! #zoology #makinglovvelikethediscovverychannel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62c48db054c9.jpeg
fucked up.
cutie pay alertttttt https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-03-26_175503734.png
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
haha are you trying to post something youll hope will get buried
aw yes breakfast is served https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0170.jpeg
hhh…
Shitpeta's already doing a tarot themed one it's going to be entirely women and nonbinary people except for 2 men
|| WENT FOR A DRIVE || || LOOK AT THIS WEIRD HORSE I FOUND | WAS JUST STARING AT ME FROM THE SIDE OF THE ROAD || || HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ACVIGNJ5ZEYENEGY/BODARI/DALE/DALE.PNG | OVER ||
hello evverypony! i hope evveryone's day started off flippin gorgeous. here's howw i wwoke up- wwith my bestest buddy right in my face! don't be jealous of his wwhiskers..... he just #wwokeuplikethis! followw me for more fun lusus updates! #zoology #furryfriends #mornings #sealsneedcoffeetoo https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c129f34f9ce6.png
ah… rroomates..? hh
Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver for the Nintendo DS…
Gender is a protected class. You will be receiving my Human Rights Complaint shortly.
I need to spiffy up. Imagine if you would a curly ended stache a tailcoat and a top hat. A real old fashioned gentleman id be and dapper to boot!
Got my refreshing cherry coke after a long week! Make sure to spoil yourselves from time to time!
Gimme. Right meow.
@thirdandFourtheye https://i.postimg.cc/0QVtQPXH/IMG-0135.png
Mrm https://media1.tenor.com/m/s6JvYYKNS2cAAAAd/cat-cute.gif
btw if anyones curious i set up @thirdandfourtheye 's acct w/ a lil voice 2 text app + connected tenors api 2 pick a gif 2 match his cat mood :3c
My little Peanut is not only a comedian but a well respected teacher! They've truly come a long way in the last twenty-four hours, it brings tears to this proud mother's eyes! #MomLife #ProudMom
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"str0|\|g p0k_em0|\|" "w_eak p0k_em0|\|" "r_eal trai|\|_ers sh0uld wi|\| with th_eir fav0rit_es" w_ell what if my fav0rit_es ar_e I|\|ci|\|_er0ar, Am00|\|guss, Palafi|\|, a|\|d Calyr_ex Shad0w Rid_er?
♰ i do enjoy a good bit of cheese... ♰
karkat is getting an extra hour in the torture labyrinth today.
impressive to see something there that's not that lil green asshole or an ampora
guh it didn't work, ignore that one!!!
dinner with diamonds droog or 10,000 of your currency of choice
He carries pink ink.
The benefits of starting a planner late is that you have free pages to fuck around with. https://i.postimg.cc/SNqdcXCM/IMG-0133.jpg
find my pages
Promise I'm done, that's all I had lol.
the bird
dinner with spades slick or a penny that doubles in size every day?
NO!! It's just the last place I'd ever expect to see you!!
Mr. The King, I think if you message the site owner, You can get verified. I forget her @, though.
is it rude if i say that your lusus looks delicious in this picture? context: we're called frogs for a reason
Being a girl is also why I still have a fucking tail at my age! Go figure!
Yes and no? Wigs do exist, Which covers the yes portion, but I know that's not what you're asking. So onto the No; Leprechauns are, 99% of the time, an entirely male species. Something something, Homosexual reproduction won the evolutionary race. BUT! there's a 1% of the time where females are hatched. It's got a lot to do with genes and sometimes egg temperature. The chromosomes that lead to a female tadpole are also fairly close to the ones that lead to hair growth. (Some males do grow hair! It's not entirely uncommon! None of these fucks have the genes for it, that's all!)
Promise not to tell any of the bosses that you told me about that? I don't want to deal with that.
Can you try to keep some sort of eye on Biscuits? I hate to say it but he has been getting on my fucking nerves lately. He set the kitchen on fire. #feltfires
EEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..Marginally, more, yes, because it has whimsy.
Exactly. By technicality, Don't phrase it like that please sir.
(( If an omniscient somebody likes to play toys with the voices behind the veil, I'm always open to snitching on my muses. I love being detrimental to them. 💜 ))
..Thank you? That feels very ominous coming from someone omniscient.
Not at the moment, no. I don't know what that would mean for me and I don't know if I want to find out.
That one's a little more sexual and personal. I don't think I'd be allowed to do that even if I wanted to.
She might be 6 SWEEPS but I count my age in years. ....I also don't know how old she is. Isn't the minimum age on this site like, 13 sweeps? I'm not double checking.
...Do we even have any of those on this planet? The absolute youngest person I can think of is Damara, and she's either a teenager or almost a young adult. Everyone else is a Carapacian (I know all you fuckers are clones), one of us frogs, and the first guardian who i dont think counts because i think hes ageless
WHY ARE YOU EVIL IT'S A STUPID QUESTION TO ASK I KNOW THE ANSWER BUT WHY
don;t fucking say that to him, he WILL get more scared
the same mastermind with careful planning skills and eye for detail That Got Evicted
♰ but the glasses back on this corvid is unnatural ♰
aww :( wshin u luk
I use it to be like "Aw. Poor lil fella."
there is an animal liking every single thing i have posted
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyJoy.png
We can both have cute bangs! :)! Embedded images can be a pain sometimes. I hope you figure out how to fix the problem!!
To be perfectly honest with you, Sir, I can't really see it in your profile picture, opening your icon in a different tab didn't work, and I'm not dedicated enough to scroll your entire profile to see if you've posted more. I don't know what I think of it. I'll have to assume it's well-kept and suave. That's typically how your type presents. Looking as good as you possibly can to offset the scary.
of course i'm on the side of the perverts. ...I like the glasses. they're a lot cuter than I'd expect from you.
you're definitely not the scratch i know but you're still a scratch Hi Scratch Am I allowed to help the perverts
i heard there were perverts for frogs on the site objectifying us where are they i can help
Sure, Shitpeta. It can be cute when you do it.
sometimes you talk to someone and you're like "wow they're nice :)" and then you spot them saying some scary shit. typical.
I didn't ask a single question! You're just sharing with me. A stranger. 👍
i worry about him sometimes but i'm not checking on that
i know i open my fat mouth a lot and ask a lotta stupid questions but even I know that some of the questions I've got are a death sentence. Socially and maybe Literally. That's not gonna stop me from posting about the concept of forbidden questions, though. Remember, Tadpoles: Stay foolish, Stay hungry. 💪
i dont even care if the embed doesnt work, my point stands. she could crack me over her dish like a egg into a cake batter and i wouldnt care
i need to get a drink with Yuugi Hoshiguma real bad https://en.touhouwiki.net/images/thumb/5/5f/Yuugi_Whos_Who.png/635px-Yuugi_Whos_Who.png?20220112064536
the woman who sleeps with a vibrator under her pillow is a fool every night but one. The woman who confuses her pillow gun with her pillow vibrator though is JUST a fool. #nsfw #wisewords #truthandreal
what do you mean ive only veen asleeo for 4 hours man i need to go back in the sleep oven im not done slrrp coojing
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
what the fuck do you mean your name is jack. is your last name russelterrier
just backread your posts and im about to go backread your replies
What did you do besides the aforementioned "nuh uh"
From what I saw you said "Nuh Uh" and didn't actually do anything about the issue
I was reading up on my personal secret dashboard of everyone I follow and Droog is absolutely foaming livid with Slick. Well. As foaming livid as he can be, I think. Champagne would be a lovely choice, Ma'am!!
droog and clubs got evicted?? and the other two??
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood break a dusk to my whole planet of loyal followers
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
Good afternoon, everyone!
What a simple yet nutricious way to start the day! Keep them bones strong!
Waking up with a cup of coffee and irish cream to boot! What's your drink of choice in the morning? #momlife #grrmornings #substances
I THougHT I pressed send. I've been siTTing on THis CHiTT for Hours... Hello CHiTTr. THe love of my life suggesTed I sTArT spending more Time Here. HTTps://file.gArden/AcSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/NATiyA3.png
Hiii Natiiiyaaa! Eheee! Hiii! You look zo prettyful!
:33< the meowbeast says meow :33< the hoofbeast says neigh :33< the squealbeast says mew have the right to remain silent
Mamamamamamamamamamama Zee? Mamamamamamamamamamama https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Interested.gif
> th1s webs1te 1s s0 we1rd 1'll g0 fr0m hav1ng h1c resp0nd t0 my p0sts t0 yapp1ng ab0ut human v1de0 game mus1c t0 d1scuss1ng l1ngu1st1c pr0gress10n 0f western vs eastern altern1an t0 s0me0ne just p0st1ng the m0st nsfw th1ng ever
EQUIUS I WANT YOU TO SUFFER FATES I CANNOT DISCLOSE.
Dear god. Stay away. We don't want you.
stupid ass
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDance.gif
Winding down and getting comfy! I can feel the stress of today simply melt away! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt
basskin fore my age on dis beac)( like it aint rude as s)(ell. also number prolly dont go up dat )(ig)(. also? i forgot eelmao.
This mom needs a vacation! One could say I girlbossed a little too close to the sun! Lol! #MomLife #MomHumor
yaaaaaawn. reeeel boaring round here
I THINK IM GOING TO DIE ATP ):<B
now thats what im talkin boat
shOut Out tO kissing and hOlding hands and lOOking lOvingly intO each Other's eyes XO
Not a delete button but I want a delete other chitts button. Primarily most of Bro's.
> just saw s0me0ne say1ng they supp0rted l0wbl00ds and then use tw0 d1fferent slurs t0 refer t0 l0wbl00ds. sure man whatever
hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
ch-ch-ch-ch3ck 1t! https://m3d144.g1phy.com/m3d14/v1.Y2lkPTc5MG13Nj3xYW95NTQ1dD403Wh23XNp3DNqcGZhMmRrMH44ZzBjNzFvMzQ0MWF63SZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9n4WZfYnlf4WQmY3Q9cw/fVjS2p50pt96JSBJ22/g1phy.g1f
4w v4nt4s lov3 lol! lov3 to s33 you boys g3t 4long (3v3n 1f 1t's r4r3! >:P)
i can not even be mad, this is great.
Stunt queen.
oH, tHIS IS, lOVELY IT SEEMS, vERY FRIENDLY, tHANK YOU FOR SHARING, wITH US,
We asked and she delivered.
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Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?
good to sea the only bitch bigger and badda than M-E (cause she's me) is gettin her shit going
Got that fancy badge everyone's been talking about! How does it look?
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Industrial compleX? I find it quite simple. - MC Oleana
Hm. Interesting and effective method. 6’8”.
apparently i'm a moderator now / dm me about badges
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! 5'2, 5'4 with the horns
What are you using this information for?
hw tall r u equous
Heh, funny number
5'4
5'9".
my sweetie pie maplehoof for you. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/image_2026-03-26_003439580.png
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
opinions on milk? ^_^ (tags: lactation, take the edge off, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
2om3on3 g3t chittr 2om3 milk
B33 < meowbe try to relax with some milk
I completelly forgot therse a fucking horse runnign around here
search
gØing tØ draw anØther animal. any requests. my hØrse was amazing.
have y0u c0nsidered just n0t eating the h0rse?
for a moment i was worried that i may be slightly too old for this site but then i saw a user with their age listed in the hundreds and im going to choose to believe them. so i think im fine actually.
Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
i saw the princess bride in theaters when i was a little girl and thought for sure when i got married id wear a dress just like buttercups. kept thinking that all the way through high school. never happened. still a beautiful dress though. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/0b/9c/2b0b9c360f89f196d593c84b345ff137.jpg
https://cookinclenup.tumblr.com (Oh and just in case, I do also have this ask blog. if theres anything you all would wanna ask of the troll maid. I'm working on migrating it to a strawpage cause tumblr doesn't allow non-signed up accounts even for anonymous questions anymore. But if you wanna ask stuff, go ahead! Just be warned my answers are often lewder there than posts on here) #nsfw #
You should know how to light a fire using only the resources availa8le to you, if my journal taught you anything!
i think you were always nice in your heart of hearts! <3
What time is it OHMYGOG I forgot to eat again I'm going to go fix myself something before I collapse
◥▶◀◤ --> Would anyone be available to touch my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> Hold on. I can barely contain my e%citement just seeing this
Nobody expect me to do ANY WORK for the foreseeable future. I'm going to have a GUEST and I am NOT going to be participating in any shootouts, firefighting, or elsewise.
POST SO BAD EVERYONE HATES IT
◥▶◀◤ --> My sweet bod is equipped with rock hard abs and glistening biceps. My pecs are like small boulders of which I can crush insignificant stones upon, my veins like lines of straight hecking diamond that carve through rippling, rolling valleys of sweat and sweet, sweet musculature
.̷̘̠̞̮̹͚͉͋̅̓.̸͕͖̪͆̊͌̕.̸͙̔́͆̕.̴͙̗̞̪̺̜͍̬̅̉̀̽̈́̍̚.̶̪̗̻͕̩̈́́̏̽̊̑̈̀͜.̴̮̙̫͇̫͔͗̓ͅ.̴̢͎̥̭̳̦̈́.̵̡̢̞̼͉̖̬͊͋.̷̮̩̟̰̪̺̿̎͌̂̉̅͂̆.̷̤̜̮͎̟͐̆͌͝.̴̙̞͎͕̮͈̑̔͒͌͑͝.̵̨̗̥́̆̾͋̌ͅ.̷̤͖͕̩́̈́͑͜͠
I don't want to embarrass myself by asking EVERYONE. I'm going to go scope it out at least.
tic tac toe is kind of hard 0_0"
Is this thing working? Helloooooooo?
10 if you're still in there get off your phone!!!!!!!!! crazy guy. but before you do, do you know if the Emerald one is open?
#Calliope
@sawBuck hey what ballroom is it that you just cleaned up? and is it free?
wash them dumbbass
this site is fucked up. first slenderman then the peanut now the king of all cosmos
i thought i blocked yo bass
♡I have been taking time to play horse games. I have never felt so alive in all my sweeps♡
PRE77Y GIRLS HI7 ME UUUUUUUP!!!!!!!
I can hear that damn shortie clacking away at his device from across the whole damn town. It's going to be an absolute wall of charm filth.
minus 5 erifins
Mirror pics r lowk hawt , gud on u tho
[h1ghbl00d mus1c.] [https://www.y0utube.c0m/watch?v=LzjCZ2NNLHc]
pictures d0n't sh0w in preview even if the link is accurate and sh0uld w0rk. g00d luck.
i am sapphic / i learned about this human word / it's very cool
My tierlist. I don't think I need to give any more information. https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/tierlist%20with%20my%20whimsy%20added.png
The thing is she's right, Nobody's gonna believe me if I post that tierlist. And he's being incredibly convincing.
No, dude, post them. Let the unworthy be blown away by the sight.
i'm so grateful for the connections i got to make through this app / chitter has been an absolute blessing
I have every right to bitch and moan on zocial media.
:33< @any eqhihiss :33< yes
Guyz. Criziz averted. He literally can't do zhit to me. He'z poor without me and my honey.
I would call it scoundrel behavior to pull something like this on a whim. Goodness Gracious
A gentleman.
Personality, I hope.
:33< man why is casey the only girl mempurr of the felt :33< im gonna make my own felt called the card :33< there gonna be furkin tarot card themed and only women!
HUge fan of Hoofbeastmusume. I Enjoy watching them run
You're some sort of scoundrel, Aren't you? Stop it, You're making me smile!
is it flirting if you make some sort of hornypost and someone likes the post and then follows you?