dane strider
@turntechVaulthead
its me dane strider from fortnite
https://files.catbox.moe/3oq2p4.png new currency for striders only im calling them davedimes i should clarify that only striders can mint them. they can be given to anyone
getting drunk off some water
Oh hell yeah
hell fucking yeah
:33< furking pisses meow off when in horror theyre like :33< "oh i left this monster a meowstpurry beclawse whatefur mewre brain will fill in will be scaripurr than anyathing i could put in furont of mew" :33< how would mew like it if i did that fur clawmedy :33< just hit mew guys with all set ups no punchlines :33< "ah whatefur mewre pan can fill in would be funnipurr than anyathing i could clawme up with" :33< furk off :33< its lazy is what it is and efurrybody but meow is fooled by it
:33< knock knock asshole
:33< so theres a farmpurr right? :33< and hes standing there next to a pig with a wooden leg :33< a guy s33s this and goes up to the farmpurr and asks the farmpurr what the story is with the pig with the wooden leg :33< the farmpurr says "this pig here save my whole family! there was a hive fire and this pig ran through the house saving efurry mempurr of the family one by one" :33< the man repurrlies "so thats how it lost the leg??"
:33< a man walks into a bar
:33< so theres these two guys trying to escape an asylum by rooftop :33< the furst guy leaps across no purroblem the second guys to scared :33< the furst guy says "dont furry ill shine a flashlight across the way and mew can walk across the beam"
np this take is shit and y0u have two let it g0.
:33< so dracmewla goes to the doctors right?
nepeta, the unkn0wn is scary.
:33< why dont skeletons purrlay mewsic in church?
ARE YOU SIX.
:33< what kind of b33s make milk?
(─‿‿─) Big as fuck sandwich ♫ (─‿‿─) I see it in my mind's eye ♫ (─‿‿─) Eat it like Scooby-Doo. ♫
i got the mr. fuzzy, at least.
and some valuable info. even if it hurt to find out.
so this is where they ran off to. fuck. that's gonna make it so much harder when i come back for the raiders.
headed to nuka world right now to get somethin for a client. place is run by raiders right now so this is gonna suck. at least they're more of a mafia type situation than the typical "shoot first, ask questions later"
((emotional torture coming soon))
c< iM gONNa repOst tHis ONe 4 everyONe ya dONt Have 2 fOllOw Orders, if yOur leader is actiN liKe a daft cuNt! >c
1 LOV3 TH4T B4ND.
c< ....tHats yeaH, sure >c
aren't those the guys who wrote around the world
c< .... .... iM 2 tired 4 tHis ONe >c
freddy fazboner be like: hard hard hard hard hard
well yeah this isnt freddy fazbear its freddy fazboner
YOU GOT 1T WRONG. >:[
ok maybe you just dont spend enough time with him
no i know what im talking about trust me
TH3 L4ST P3RSON 1 TRUST3D D1DNT KNOW WH4T TH3Y W3R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT. >:?
sounds like a skill issue quite frankly. also sick hotdog badge
i spend time with him all the time dude you dont even know it. i think youre making things up on the internet which is pretty illegal of you
i would never publicly do anything illegal. it would be bad for my image as the general of the minutemen. i guess this is just a timeline difference
if you need to find me in a crowd use a geiger counter :)
now Playing: should I Be Worried? :thanks For Listening Wastelander
im radioactive!! :D
now Playing: a Glowin Harley. Gotta Take A Radaway After Shaking Your Hand. :thanks For Listening Wastelander
i leak hawking radiation!! :D
she said do you love me i tell her uncle pussy
WHAT
oh goddamn it
if i got a dog i would name it Dawg Strider
If you got a dog youd be the one house breaking it
Wh⁴t Typ³ Øf Døg Wøůld 1t B³?~◇♡ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
yeah that's unfortunately part of the reason im not getting a dog
ehh whatever i could find
4w Th⁴ts Sw³³t Bůt Nøw 1m Cůr¹øůs 4bøůt 'f¹nd' Th³r³ 4r³ 4døpt¹øn C³nt³rs ~◇♡ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
ehh not really anymore where im at. heard there's a guy in far harbor sellin dogs but for the most part you gotta either find one or steal it from a raider
Hmmmm 1nt³r³st¹ng.~♡♧ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
scientists reveal the hi
woah.
consort tip: sometimes theres no correct answer to a situation. just use your best judgment and make peace with the results
--E√ Goodtimeswwithdualscar.
lord of labubu
the ones that escaped aga1n r1ght
yeah...
and yet you cont1nue to call yourself k1ng of the empty labubutown
I got them back inside, actually. Thank you very much.
go c-crowbros (you are c-c-carried away by entirely too many c-c-crows never to be seen again)
hOw eLsE(TiNg)wIlL(TiNg)i(tInG)ScArE(TiNg)oFf tHe(tInG)CrOwS?
michael scope for viewing backed teria
im saying!!
And the teller scope?
still working on building that one
do a good in the world. kill your land lord my φucking rent went up, and im gonna make that φucker pay φor that 2hit
and i get a little bit genghis kahnghis i don’t want 7ou to get it onghis nobod7 else but me {ooooh} with nobod7 else but meeeeme i get a little bit danghis dahn don’t want 7ou to genghis on with nobod7 else but mingus nobod7 else but mingus kingus
mingus kingus is a valid troll name
i 0nce knew a kid named mingus kingus.
