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dane strider

@turntechVaulthead

its me dane strider from fortnite (vault 81)

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 613Kull Score: 76210 followers3 following

hey so uh. there was a deathclaw in the unfinished part of the vault i managed to barricade myself off from it but the area im in is hella radioactive and im almost out of radaway zero left because one of their bullshit settlements is getting raided this might be it

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i miss my brother

mig]-[ТТ be prime ТТime ТТ[] grab a weap[]n and SТТRIFE ТТ]-[e beasТТ

im not strong enough even when im not irradiated deathclaws are like. fuck.. unless youve got a rocket launcher you're dead and ive just got this bullshit homemade pistol

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

d0nt even ask about the ketchup https://64.media.tumblr.com/4537862071418105fbf2383deb7b6958/586f10e31d30e325-85/s2048x3072/cfb939acf800bbfd7a15e710cdef03e9ab8add04.png

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fell for the uranium mcchicken prank. classic

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꒰does anybody know if we have tuesday tomorrow꒱

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yeah tomorrow is the weekly tuesday

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꒰fuck ... next theyre gonna be telling me we have wednesday next꒱

i have awful news

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꒰FUUUUUUUUUUUCK꒱

thursday is canceled this week though

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

@turntechVaulthead Y.o°ur strawberry p.o°ppi is en r.o°ute. Charged a little extra t.o° y.o°ur acc.o°unt f.o°r interdimensi.o°nal shipping. THank yu.o° valued cust.o°mr I h.o°pe t.o° enj.o°y y.o°ur patr.o°nage again https://f.o°rms.gle/9D6.o°DMSjDG5w69Z58

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thanks :) glad the exchange rate worked out alright

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

It's been well-established that I'm a slut for Bonchon. That being said, Raising Cane's is a good pick too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1095170764224860313/1506111673038012427/Screenshot_20260518-214935.png?ex=6a0d134d&is=6a0bc1cd&hm=44c7b68a775cd25fa17f7ca7c2f10fdbde43befb220b96ca5a99a8cb1fb53706&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=686&height=840

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i would kill a mf for some wing stop or canes right now holy shit

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(How do you delete a chit I forgot to tag it correctly I'm so sorry (I did it thank you you wonderful people

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idk if you can delete them but you can edit them from ur profile

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beaming u a cheeseburger with my mind

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yknow im glad we dont got mcdonalds anymore they used to be making those nuggets out of dog surgery and roadkill

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oh you have no fuckin idea

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enlighten me

it was a whole new level of despicable.

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i dont wanna get into it directly bc some of the worst shit is still fresh for me but heres this wikipedia article https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_known_Vaults ((ooc. pretend this is a wikipedia article i guess. also tw for like. violence and substances and mental health stuff))

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the minions must havve been hard at wwork

the minions from the fuckin movies??

holy shit they really made that one vvault vvote just to see if they wwould do it?? thats so fucked earth really wwas an evvil place and america seemed like a unique evvil and blight upon the wworld

the mythical servvants of evvil that roam your planet yeah

not necessarily unique exactly, but definitely among the worst

i feel obligated to inform you that the minions are not real

yo @voicelessVigilante do you want to go check out that vault tec distress beacon tomorrow? you're the only mf on here from my timeline afaik

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I was planning to go alone, but... You wouldn't take no for an answer, would you?

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lol nope

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Then fine- I'd rather you be with me than wandering around on your own. Be ready to leave at dawn.

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will do B)

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hey whats the caps to caegars conversion rate i fucked up and ordered a bunch of soda

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what kind? i might be interested in purchasing some from you for the high high price of 0. :b

nah i want the soda i just need to figure out how to pay for it

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the big man on campus is a woman, hate to break to ya. also she likes chicks.

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hell yeah girl

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@theurgyAberrant[TA]

my roleplay guys are real O_O

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your roleplay guys?

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@theurgyAberrant[TA]

my oc vaquta and my moirail's oc iodine seem to be???? their ovvn people????? unless someone stole our characters from the amount of roleplay spaces vve've randomly posted them in on trollian, lols. i hope that isn't the case though Z:[

ohh its just alternate timeline stuff. everyone exists out there somewhere i think