dane strider
@turntechVaulthead
its me dane strider from fortnite
Wow. Fuck this company. This is gross. And I’m from capitalism hell. #clockworkinc
capitalism hell gang
hiii i have an interview today :D wish me luck!!!
((Hell yeah good luck!
YOUR ILK OF FLESG AND BONE HAVE CONSTRUCTED TEMPLES OF PLASTIC. YOU CONSIDER THE MELTDOWNS TO BE SACRED AIR. HA. HA. I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ENGAGE IN LAUGHTER AT ALL THE ORGANIC HUBRIS OOZING FROM YOU ALL.
oh hey there's a radiation worshiping cult in my timeline too
@imJunior hey man would you be the best pair of shades ever and hook me up with some of those little fucking sticker badges whatever you think is best
oh hell yeah more striders
my knee jerk reaction is to block everybody who tries to tell me about alternate self versions because its dumb but genuinely what is the psyop bullshit, like tell me the details man. how do i explain to the crazies on here that they do not actually know me
sorry people are actin like they know you. i know the feelin
im not tryin to act familiar i was just tryin to tell ya not everyone on here is crazy. sorry dawg
what do yOU fUckIn mEAn gUlchscourgE is gEttIng a "mEaldIsk ExpO" this wEekEnd. who the fuck gOEs to a mEaldIsk ExpO. yEAh lEmmE spend an EvenIng lOokIng IntO new and InnovativE mEaldIsk tEchnolOgy.
it's what trolls call pizza
...yeah sure man whatever
yeah because you're being a fuckin idiot dude. ok let me put it like this. you familiar with multiverse theory? yeah. that's real and this site acts as sort of a virtual dimensional nexus
pfft yeah that's me your local raving lunatic. nah the pyramid thing is racist bullshit im actually somewhat normal compared to some of the folks on here
My dating pool is monsters, royalty, and alternate universe god-tiered beings
oh no my steak is too juicy my mirelurk is too buttery
heh. geuss wat #substances
chicken butt
damn it i was gonna say that
Eridan Ampora > Pinned Post this account may possibly contain the following: nsfw, nsfwe, substance, gore. this account may also be quite canon divergent due to me mostly going based off my own memories as a fictive boundaries incest: no selfcest: yes nsfw rp: yes info sexuality: gay (red, pitch), pan (pale, ashen) height: 5'7 weight: 164 lbs weightclass: middleweight lore this eridan is from a timeline where the alpha troll session ended about the same, with the trolls dyin and becoming ghosts within dreambubbles in which the beta trolls and beta kids were able to access after feferi got the horrorterrors to make them. sometime after, the beta and alpha sessions would merge together into a sort of mega-session that went to be more successful than the individual beta and alpha sessions. In the end, everyone got to the ultimate reward alive. here in earth c, he lives with equius in the troll kingdom he is from a timeline where seadwellers are overprotective of those they care deeply about he enjoys fish/ocean puns a lot and is always collecting more he has a massive habit of glubbing when nervous/embarrassed no ref yet. just imagine a normal eridan but with a shark tail and a shark fin on his back
((yooo system gang. welcome in
im from the same sys cro/tuna/kan is from lol
((ohhh hey wsg
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dude i just want to apologize for missin fight night last night. i had just found out that the person who saved my life a dozen times ran off to go be the overboss of nuka world
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no clue. i got your stuff though, i'll be able to get it to you at whatever the next event is
sorry 8oys 8ut my redquad is FILLED !! !! !! I <3 you ice water
i fucking love water
a night stretching on a loose thread growing thinner dreading the sun's rise .
(─‿‿─) Big as fuck sandwich ♫ (─‿‿─) I see it in my mind's eye ♫ (─‿‿─) Eat it like Scooby-Doo. ♫
real as fuck. i wish u could rechitt replies
i got the mr. fuzzy, at least.
and some valuable info. even if it hurt to find out.
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