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its me dane strider from fortnite

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i got the mr. fuzzy, at least.

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and some valuable info. even if it hurt to find out.

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so this is where they ran off to. fuck. that's gonna make it so much harder when i come back for the raiders.

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headed to nuka world right now to get somethin for a client. place is run by raiders right now so this is gonna suck. at least they're more of a mafia type situation than the typical "shoot first, ask questions later"

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((emotional torture coming soon))

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freddy fazboner be like: hard hard hard hard hard

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well yeah this isnt freddy fazbear its freddy fazboner

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YOU GOT 1T WRONG. >:[

freddy fazboner never said that ive never heard him say that

ok maybe you just dont spend enough time with him

no i know what im talking about trust me

TH3 L4ST P3RSON 1 TRUST3D D1DNT KNOW WH4T TH3Y W3R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT. >:?

sounds like a skill issue quite frankly. also sick hotdog badge

i spend time with him all the time dude you dont even know it. i think youre making things up on the internet which is pretty illegal of you

i would never publicly do anything illegal. it would be bad for my image as the general of the minutemen. i guess this is just a timeline difference

thats what they all say big man

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she said do you love me i tell her uncle pussy

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WHAT

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oh goddamn it

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..pardon? > ♡

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Beautiful > ♡

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if i got a dog i would name it Dawg Strider

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If you got a dog youd be the one house breaking it

Wh⁴t Typ³ Øf Døg Wøůld 1t B³?~◇♡ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

yeah that's unfortunately part of the reason im not getting a dog

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ehh whatever i could find

4w Th⁴ts Sw³³t Bůt Nøw 1m Cůr¹øůs 4bøůt 'f¹nd' Th³r³ 4r³ 4døpt¹øn C³nt³rs ~◇♡ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

ehh not really anymore where im at. heard there's a guy in far harbor sellin dogs but for the most part you gotta either find one or steal it from a raider

Hmmmm 1nt³r³st¹ng.~♡♧ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»

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scientists reveal the hi

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woah.

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michael scope for viewing backed teria

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im saying!!

And the teller scope?

still working on building that one

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chitt cancelled image wouldnt load

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@timeausAbomination comin home with a hell of a find. i know you dont like me just fuckin off randomly but i promise this time it was worth it

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found a copy of a goosebumps book today that's legible enough to copy down and reprint

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finishing negotiations with a journalist in diamond city to let us send a guy to reverse-engineer her printing press so we can make our own and print stuff

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does a sick backflip on your feed

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word

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what did the pirate say when he turned 80? (unquirk for punchline)

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Alright this got me a little.

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just made one single sweet roll

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Yoink #my2w33troll

resources are already scarce enough lately i cant take this financial loss

how did you manage to make only one

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small ingredience portions. it was a test batch and i didn't wanna waste a bunch of resources if they were gonna suck

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we discovered a new animal today while looking for potential settlement locations

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not like anyone cares but i've successfully gotten in contact w a handful of folks in the pitt and we're starting to talk about a partnership they've got a pretty hearty potato crop that they'll trade some of for a few brahmin calves potatoes will be really nice holy shit

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who up eating straight dirt for fun

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god im glad no one i work with can see this bullshit

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meeeee

Dane...

what kind of dirt? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5d/97/ca/5d97ca579fd3e2fee4ffa195a0ff41f0.jpg

dude im not actually eating dirt im fine lmao

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. . .i will not say what I was going to then

uhhh i think where im at right now it's like. very slightly sandy loam

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MULTITASKING. EATING DIRT AND TOUCHING GRASS

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why is everyone* getting alternate selves today wtf is happening *people that don't usually have alternate selves

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/"theres"only"one"yuvane"and"theres"only"ever"gonna"be"one"yuvane"\

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dawg watch out don't jinx it

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with any luck we shall all outnumber the sheer volume of alternate striders.

pfft. please do honestly, lot of these guys suck

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/.its.a.sick.blade.franchise.reference.\ \.we.all.know.nothing.bad.has.ever.happened.to.the.blade.franchise./

ohhh my bad dawg i havent had time for movies in a while (not even taking into account how hard it is to find holotapes and fixable TVs)

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Ain't no two of me.

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i wonder if there are any muppets on this site

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i definitely saw at least one

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fuck yes

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beam that's not a beam and its just me shooting you with a gun

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finally

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