dane strider

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead

its me dane strider from fortnite (vault 81)

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(OOC) 23 hours ago

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

((does anyone on this site fuck with awful hospital

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

This Is Every " Hospital " On Alternia, Actually.

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

(OOC) 22 hours ago

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

((this was an ooc post sorry larkso mun. forgot to add parentheses lol. awful hospital is a webcomic :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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(OOC) 22 hours ago

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

((A! well now I'm legally obligated to read it lol))

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

(OOC) 22 hours ago

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

((would highly recommend it!! warnin for So much body horror and gore (all cartoon)

Kult: +5

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davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

god why are like half of my alternates like that.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

im like if jason voorhees didn't kill anyone

Kult: +15

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Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

So You're A Person Who Stalks A Campground And Has Mommy Issues -syrma

↩ @grimCue[GC]

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

i guess im just saying shit

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

And I Am As Well -syrma

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

outta chems n cant buy any more till the next trader caravan comes through in like a week. shit

Kult: +7

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Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@taciturnCharlatan[TC]

🫵📞♑➖🕓🦨🌱🌿🚬

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

also why is everyone celery posting what the hell

Kult: +9

Total: 9

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

goin to #sicknastysunday and doing nothing. in the cuck chair in an entirely nonsexual way. nah jk i would probably kill the mood bein there

#nsfw #sicknastysunday

Kult: +27

Kull: +10

Total: 37

Ratio: 2.70

definitely

Literally h0w i feel

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2lmOei7qfk/ having a Day today

m.youtube.comm.youtube.com

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

Kult: +60

Kull: +35

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.71

@uprootedGarden[UG]

wario just like me fr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@soleiltheClown[SC]

What's next? (Every time I hiccup bubbles come out)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @uprootedGarden[UG]

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

hell yes

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @soleiltheClown[SC]

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

that's it you've completed wario's tips for summer

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@unendingUroburos[UU]

WHAT IS. “SHAMPOO”.

↩ @unendingUroburos[UU]

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

humans and trolls use it to wash their hair

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@unendingUroburos[UU]

OH. I SEE WHY I NEVER SAW FIT TO. RESEARCH IT. THEN.

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

let it be known that me getting fucked up today has nothing to do with america and everything to do with trying to feel human again

Kult: +7

Total: 7

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

people still celebrate this bullshit over 200 years after the country fell lmao. any excuse to do chems i guess.

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

i dont mind the clowns actually. yall seem chill

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

@terminallyConfounding[TC]

aW HeLl yEaH. :o)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@terminallyCaprisun[TC]

fUcK YeAh :o)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzkkRMYQZ3I

m.youtube.comm.youtube.com

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

fingernails for cash dot com it's fingernails for cash

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

worst part of this whole thing is that it won't kill me. i just gotta live like this now. i feel like a fuckin freak cause that's how most folks treat me. i look like if deadpool wasn't awesome. and i don't even have the same level of healing factor- trust me i've tested it.

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

the downside of being immune to radiation now is that everyone makes me get stuff out of the lake when they drop shit in there

Kult: +2

Total: 2

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

why are we all pouring beer on our crotches

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@singularityManifest[SM]

Ch★llenge

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

we dont have to! it could just be like a handful of people and the rest of us not doing that

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@malleablePersonage[MP]

they got phuntred

Kult: +10

Total: 10

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

https://youtu.be/6F5azNTnaOI you already fuckin know what day it is

youtu.beyoutu.be

Kult: +10

Total: 10

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

man im so glad we still got tupac records around

Kull: +5

Total: 5

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

fuck father's day btw im glad my bro died in the great war

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@worldgreatestSis[WS]

sucks to suck man couldnt be me smh

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @worldgreatestSis[WS]

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

you're probably okay i guess

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

@worldgreatestSis[WS]

im not okay im me bro smh

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

thinking about learning to sew so i can make a vest for my mole rat buddy

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

man that was some gay shit i just said huh

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

During Pride month, no less.

↩ @melindaandThemoor[MT]

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

listen i'm not fuckin gay

Kult: +5

Total: 5

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

to the tune of mr sandman: mr dickman, bring me a peen make it the biggest that i've ever seen #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +2

Total: 12

Ratio: 5.00