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dane strider

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its me dane strider from fortnite (vault 81)

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a chunk of my hair just fell out i think im gonna lose consciousness @voicelessVigilante can you please come get me when you're done with your dumb settlement im sorry i called it dumb i dont know why i said that

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((ooc: im gonna play minecraft for a bit so i needed an excuse to stop posting lmao. he'll live but uh. that water barrel he hid behind was Not water))

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try and hide under rocks to protect yourself from the radiation

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//oh fuck he's chilling next to toxic green sludge

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lol yeah i have a specific little cavern from the actual game in mind that he's hiding in >:) its Full of uranium

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https://i.gifer.com/270c.gif me writing this arc

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im not gonna kill him off but he'll wish i had

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//whats the matter smoothskin never seen a webcomic before <- dane soon

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lmaooo

out of radaway everything hurts if anyone from 81 sees this im sorry i keep blowing shit up in my room while i work. i dont mean to

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hey is everything good

probably going to die ((ooc: im putting him through The Horrors today))

dude you cant die youre too good at posting do you want me to come over

dont think thats how it works unfortunately. deathclaw should lose interest within the next hour or so and in the meantime im just gonna get real fucked up on chems to try to dull the pain #substance

i talked to jade and she says radiation doesnt travel good through liquids so try and hide behind a barrel of water or something

ok

hey so uh. there was a deathclaw in the unfinished part of the vault i managed to barricade myself off from it but the area im in is hella radioactive and im almost out of radaway zero left because one of their bullshit settlements is getting raided this might be it

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i miss my brother

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im not strong enough even when im not irradiated deathclaws are like. fuck.. unless youve got a rocket launcher you're dead and ive just got this bullshit homemade pistol

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thanks i think i just have to wait for it to lose interest and then run for it but. who knows how long that will take

so i went to check out that vault i mentioned yesterday and its like. only half built. apparently construction wasnt finished yet when the bombs dropped and the overseer (she's a ghoul now) was trapped behind some rubble for literally 200 years zero is talkin to her so im just gonna go explore

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this minecraft modpack is fucking awesome

yo @voicelessVigilante do you want to go check out that vault tec distress beacon tomorrow? you're the only mf on here from my timeline afaik

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I was planning to go alone, but... You wouldn't take no for an answer, would you?

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lol nope

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Then fine- I'd rather you be with me than wandering around on your own. Be ready to leave at dawn.

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will do B)

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kankri vantas shot dead in troll utah #violence #gore

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hey whats the caps to caegars conversion rate i fucked up and ordered a bunch of soda

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what kind? i might be interested in purchasing some from you for the high high price of 0. :b

nah i want the soda i just need to figure out how to pay for it

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((i think we should have more falloutstuck things on this site tbh. not even asking for anyone to join my AU i just really like fallout))

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honestly i fuck with fallout severely

fuck it im fisto reborn

lmaooo

fucking hate radstorms. its so loud outside and my everything hurts a little at least i can always just go get some radaway if it gets to dangerous levels i guess

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/-ZgDfJq1BbwAAAAC/meme-clueless.gif

pop radx big dude

we're out right now :/ still waiting on the next trader caravan to come in with some

good luck and godspeed soldier

thanks throther (they brother)

im putting dane through the horrors soon btw

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pip boy is malfunctioning so i made this chitt from the vault's reactor control panel just to prove i could. also heard rumors of another vault a bit to the southeast (iirc). may check that out tomorrow

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Mr. Fallout?! /ref

yea its me john fallout

if we're talking deadnames i actually don't have one. me n my half brother (rip probably) were raised by a weird hippie and he named me dane as a "girl name". so it didn't really change much when i transitioned

spilled a whole bottle of nuka cola in my bed a few days ago. "oh dane why were you drinking nuka cola in bed" fuck off thats why

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so true.

im slenderdane collect my holotapes. or something. idk

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good one.

hey robco search, how do i unlock interdimensional travel

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you know how some people say you have to open your third eye for true mystic sight bullshit? interdimensional travel requires you open your *fifth* eye

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fuuuuck i dont have that many eyes

sure you do! theyre just metaphysical not part of your actual flesh body you need to open yourself up spiritually

As much as I hate to say it, tech like that could probably only be made by people from the Institute. I'll see if I can find any useful information when I go to blow it up.

someone should kill that guy

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plans are in m0ti0n

hell yeah good luck

doin your mom doin doin your mom #lyricposting #nsfw

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i sound so good when im singing by myself while i work on shit but the second im in front of a crowd i sound awful. what the fuck

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Believe in the me that believes in you and you will do wellᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

thanks dracula

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