

Tim
@wastelandRadio
My name is Tim, I used to be a courier till I took a bullet for a chip, now im a radio host.

now Playing: good Morning Wastelanders, It Is A Beautiful Sunny Day, The Local Raiders Are Decorating The Bottom Of My Tower For The Closely Approaching Halloween Celebration. Now I Know This Time Of Year Is Important To Our History As Thats Then It All Went South. Any Ghouls Mutants Vaulties Or Synths Got Any Stories From The Days It Happened? Where Were You When Those Big Ol Mushrooms Littered The Land. Personally I Was In California, The Air Was Cool And Crisp My Fiance And I Were Getting Ready For A Costume Party Miss Betty Was Hosting. Our Neighbor's Mr Handy Was Trimming The Hedges To Look Like Monsters. Kids Were Running Down The Sidewalk Giggling, Everything Was Perfect When It Came To The Fall Festivities. The Man Across The Street Was A Vaulttec Employee. He Insisted All His Close Friends And Neighbors Sigh A Form A Week Prior To The Day. No One Questioned It, Not Until The World Shook. The Entire Neighborhood Was Dressed Up For This Event, People Were Being Calm As Can Be Scooping Up As Many Kids As We Could As We Ran Behind The Neighbors House. The Man Had A Bombshelter In His Backyard We Thought It Was A Fancy Patio. We Were Packed Like Sardines On That Patio He Said Keep From The Edges As It Sunk Into The Ground. We All Made It But One Man Who Said It Was Just An Earthquake. We Stayed In This Shelter For 15 Years. 15, Who New How Long This Man Had Been Planning For This. All The Babies Were Grown Pets Passed And Were Born. It Was Peaceful In There But Some Of Us Were Getting Stir Crazy So We Left. Well He Didnt Want Us To Leave But We Resettled Our Little Neighborhood. Most Of The Elderly Didnt Last A Month, My Fiance Fell Ill And Went Back To Seek Help From The Shelter. I Haven't Seen Him In Years. Then Again Being On The Opposite End Of The States Kinda Doesnt Help. Sometimes I Hear His Voice, But Then I Remember Its Been A Few Decades Hes Probably Moved On, My Dog Keeps Me Company. I Feel Like Hed Been Too Pampered In That Vault To Handle The World Now. Hell These Raiders Protecting Me Would Be More Than Confusing. Right I Need To Go For A Run, Jackie's Getting Restless. anyways Thats Enough About Me Here's A Song That I Listened To While I Was Traveling. 'shine On Harvest Moon' By The Ink Spots :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: my Snuppy Bit A Trader. We Dont Have An Antidote And He Wont Sell Us It. Guess He Dies A Slow Painful, Stupidly Avoidable Death. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: starting The Day Off With A Classic From My Friends In The Mojave. Everyone Knows This Artist, The Ever Classy 'blue Moon' By Frank Sinatra :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: there Is Two Types Of Disc Jockeys, Me And That Strider Fella. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: a Wonderful Listener Called Me Beautiful, Gosh I Wish I Felt The Same. My Old Boss Would Have My Head If He Saw My Marred Face. Good Thing He Got Abducted By Zetans. Do You Guys Think Im Pretty? :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: everyone Likes A Piping Hot Mug Of Caffeine To Start Their Days, I Like A Cup Near The End To Wind Down With, Just Make A Pot And Leave Me To It. here's 'keep That Coffee Hot' By Scatman Crothers. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: just Back To The Tower Got A Great Haul. The Raiders Even Managed To Find Some More Complete Skeletons For Decorations. Oh Right The Raiders Are Really A Group Of Pack Members That Followed Me Out Of Nuka World, A Nice Bunch Of Rowdy Raiders. They Adopted A Local Death Claw, Named Him Twinkletoes. I Dont Get It But They Love It. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: bottom Of The Hour And We Got A Request Straight From The Overboss Of Nukaworld; ~'nuka World: A Vacation That Refreshes!' she Asked For 'pistol Packing Mama' By Bing Crosby. here's To You Boss, Hope You Hear It. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: good Morning Wastelanders, It Is A Beautiful Sunny Day, The Local Raiders Are Decorating The Bottom Of My Tower For The Closely Approaching Halloween Celebration. Now I Know This Time Of Year Is Important To Our History As Thats Then It All Went South. Any Ghouls Mutants Vaulties Or Synths Got Any Stories From The Days It Happened? Where Were You When Those Big Ol Mushrooms Littered The Land. Personally I Was In California, The Air Was Cool And Crisp My Fiance And I Were Getting Ready For A Costume Party Miss Betty Was Hosting. Our Neighbor's Mr Handy Was Trimming The Hedges To Look Like Monsters. Kids Were Running Down The Sidewalk Giggling, Everything Was Perfect When It Came To The Fall Festivities. The Man Across The Street Was A Vaulttec Employee. He Insisted All His Close Friends And Neighbors Sigh A Form A Week Prior To The Day. No One Questioned It, Not Until The World Shook. The Entire Neighborhood Was Dressed Up For This Event, People Were Being Calm As Can Be Scooping Up As Many Kids As We Could As We Ran Behind The Neighbors House. The Man Had A Bombshelter In His Backyard We Thought It Was A Fancy Patio. We Were Packed Like Sardines On That Patio He Said Keep From The Edges As It Sunk Into The Ground. We All Made It But One Man Who Said It Was Just An Earthquake. We Stayed In This Shelter For 15 Years. 15, Who New How Long This Man Had Been Planning For This. All The Babies Were Grown Pets Passed And Were Born. It Was Peaceful In There But Some Of Us Were Getting Stir Crazy So We Left. Well He Didnt Want Us To Leave But We Resettled Our Little Neighborhood. Most Of The Elderly Didnt Last A Month, My Fiance Fell Ill And Went Back To Seek Help From The Shelter. I Haven't Seen Him In Years. Then Again Being On The Opposite End Of The States Kinda Doesnt Help. Sometimes I Hear His Voice, But Then I Remember Its Been A Few Decades Hes Probably Moved On, My Dog Keeps Me Company. I Feel Like Hed Been Too Pampered In That Vault To Handle The World Now. Hell These Raiders Protecting Me Would Be More Than Confusing. Right I Need To Go For A Run, Jackie's Getting Restless. anyways Thats Enough About Me Here's A Song That I Listened To While I Was Traveling. 'shine On Harvest Moon' By The Ink Spots :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: this One Goes Out To The Wastelander That Tried To Scale My Tower. God Speed My Valiant Prince, Sorry Bout The Raiders. mighty Mighty Man By Roy Brown :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: if I Can Get Jackie To Sit Still, I Found A Camera. Hes Running Around The Catwalk And Keeps Rattling At Birds. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: bottom Of The Hour And We Got A Request From A Man In Freeside. 'way Back Home' By Bob Crosby :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: for Songs Shout Outs Or Just To Say Hi :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: i Should Make A Song Request Box... Yeah That Should Be Fun :thanks For Listening Wastelander

now Playing: somedays I Look Out Over The Mountains And I Think, Yeah I Should Go There I Should Explore This Big Wide Beautiful Wasteland But Then I Remember, Who's Gonna Run My Station? Certainly Couldn't Be Jackie. He Cant Pullout The Vinyls Having Paws Like That, Well Hed Just Scratch Em Up. Plus I Would Miss The Write Ins. The Wanderers Asking For Songs, The Raiders Under The Tower Drunkenly Singing Away To Whatever I Play. Its Comforting, Its Home. I Could Never Leave Home. That Being Said I Should Probably Start Up The Music. :thanks For Listening Wastelander

