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@acinonyxAnonymous

Meow, pretty much meow and thats it.

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 895Kull Score: 93515 followers18 following

Mmm... Whatcha say?

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Total: 15
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I won't ever take part in fashion talks, I have a lot to say about it.

Kult: +4
Total: 4

I feel like.

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Total: 10
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Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
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Chchow is your friend!
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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Like I just got home, and I feel... And I feel, like I just got home, and I feel... #lyricposting

Currently out of chits idea to post.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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Chronic Catturbater
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
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You know, like, Nya?
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < do a tierlist of sodas

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Total: 5

Alright, you've given me a good idea "pawrtner" although I don't really drink so many sodas, but I have knowledge on most.

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Total: 5

I remembered just now, earlier today someone was saying barbaric comments on how " Magic isn't even real, just believe science. " I fully explained to them how magic and science walk hand-in-hand as complementary, they were left entirely speechless, won that obviously.

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Total: 2

Honestly? I must insist upon a pasta dish of exceptional quality, such as a perfectly executed, artisanal ravioli. One cannot and wouldn't expect a gentleman such as myself to simply subsist on common noodles. That's all I have to comment about the whole pasta talk. No, I'm not picky over food, Its simply my preference and liking.

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Kull: +2
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ɬiqaya
This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < furick i want spaghetti and meatballs meow

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Total: 17

Pasta?

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Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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ɬiqaya
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ pasta

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Total: 10

Who's cooking?

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Total: 5
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ɬiqaya
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Believer of Whimsy
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Clicker Frenzy
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ unsure xertainly not me

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Total: 2

Woah there, Did I see and hear wizards? Alright, more fond of the chittr social media right now, hell yeah. #wizardwednesday

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Total: 7

Im still getting used to this, pardon me.

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Total: 7
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So, when the Lalonde party eventually happen, and I'm pretty sure its gonna happen, will I also be invited? Being considered a non included Lalonde has made me actually think a lot about this, I'll just exist here in my corner.

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Kull: +10
Total: 24
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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Sorrow.
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

You know, I have entertained the idea of summoning all the Lalonde name-bearing folks for a little shin-dig. I may make it happen sometime. And of course that you're invited.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Oh, So I guess I'm the excluded Lalonde.

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Kull: +35
Total: 69
Ratio: 0.97
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chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
transgender
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@tendrilTherapist[TT]

There's a few of us.

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@tipsyGlamour[TG]

how come

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I'm not a part of the ones being called, it seems.

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@tipsyGlamour[TG]

ohhh kay i get it now see, from what ive gathered, its p common 4 kanayas 2 b very infatuated/horny for 1 specific lalonde: rose so it aint anything against u in specific yk?

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Ratio: 2.50

Oh. I see it now, I thought I was being completely ignored of my existence, my brain started overthinking here, as if I was the shame of the Lalondes around, I feel stupid now, slightly, actually a lot stupid.

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@tipsyGlamour[TG]

it was an honest mistake bby, dont b too harsh on urself :)

What's a Kanaya, why are we Lalondes being requested?

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Ratio: 0.80

Well, you specifically are very likely excluded from most of those requests.

Im Not So Sure What A Kanaya Is But When You Find Out Please Let Me Know It Is Of The Utmost Importance

I'll consider that to be the biggest "fumble" of all my lineage.

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Ratio: 1.73
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Sweet By Another Name
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Lavender Menace
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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BD-DS-SM
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@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Agreed.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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This user... is sus.
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@canineRebel[CR]

dont worry. i exist.

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Total: 2
@canineRebel[CR]

I can't pretend I feel pity for this.

So, I'm dating Quinn? I just discovered accidentally, I think, I dont know? This is confusing.

Kult: +51
Kull: +40
Total: 91
Ratio: 1.27
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@chernobylCanine[CC]

HEHEHEHE GET SURPRISED KITTY

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Total: 2

wait, we're not???? oh noooooooo!!!

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Total: 2
@basedFabio[BF]

We are? I don't know, neither you or me asked each other out, confusing.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

How do you not hehe know something like this

): okay. lets just-- pretend none of that stuff happened!! maybe this is a case of just... different timelines/universes.

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I'm currently processing, I mean I wouldn't say no to her if she asked me out, like definitively not saying no.

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@basedFabio[BF]

Hey, I didn't say I don't want to.

@basedFabio[BF]

Hold on that now darling.

Meow, Prr. Lovely words, Rose.

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ཐི༏ཋྀ W00f. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

Thats not my area, might wanna talk with Bec.

I have recently discovered, yes the human body can handle more than 5 coffee mugs, I had to test it out myself and I do not regret it, this was purely made for research, not some sort of addiction to caffeine, also Rose said " Meow Prr " to you people, I think?

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Ratio: 1.38
@basedFabio[BF]

Well, heres the thing. Darling, If I don't have at least one mug I'll end up being as grumpy as Bec.

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Hi Bec.

It takes experience to confirm something, wouldn't you agree with that? Besides, I was really curious about the effects, turns out nothing changed.

okay, ONE cup is fine. but maybe not FIVE cups. that feels a little too much... you're drinking water too, right?

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@basedFabio[BF]

Yeah, if I don't drink water properly Rose doesn't stop messing around my room.

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Total: 7

she's such a smart kitty!

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Total: 5

make sure you send more pictures of her!!!!

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Total: 5
@basedFabio[BF]

If she doesn't pounce over me as soon as I point the camera to her, I will.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
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This user... is sus.
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@nightterrorPsychologist[NP]

Yes you are correct, it's also worth an acknowledgement that the effects may differ from person to person.

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Exactly, glad we can agree on that.

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Total: 5

I still wear my cat pajamas till this day, It's lame but I really like it.

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Ratio: 3.40

i wanted to hate this but your dad is too cool.

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@callingCujo[CC]

I will contain myself from what I would reply to this.

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So, I think Quinn sort of called me a twink while speaking to Bec, I just accepted fate.

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Ratio: 1.20

the words "princely" and "slight" were used in one sentence. the words "rugged" were also used so i dont know if theres a gas leak in her house.

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@callingCujo[CC]

Your writing has evolved, Glad for you.

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My friends truly have weird theories about me, It gets me slightly worried.

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Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

What's the weirdest?

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Total: 4
Ratio: 1.00

I cant even think which one.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Phooey